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Episode 2 • 29th August 2025 • Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions • What Happened Here Productions
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We're back on our bullshit with part two of episode one of Walker, Texas Ranger. Back that ass up into your favorite porch rocker and get ready for more Cordell. *face palm*

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Welcome to Cool girls.

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Don't look at explosions

where we watch dude tv.

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But quickly, because let's be

real, the fucking camera angles

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in this show are maddening

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And there's only so much

our mental health can take.

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Beth.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I am glow

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

And I am Laura.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And together we are the power puff girls.

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Has dedicated their lives

to fighting crime and

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Criticizing hyper-masculine tv.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805: I

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

a singular cool girl.

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like

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Exactly.

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Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

We are cool girl.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

If we, if we put our rings together,

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do we form one giant cool girl,

like extra giant cool girl.

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Right.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

do we just captain playing this

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: We

should get like one of those three

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piece best friends, uh, necklaces.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

God, though.

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I want that.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

That sounds so nice.

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Let's do it.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I would love

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I would too.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Me too.

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So, uh, today we watched

part two of Walker, Texas

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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So does this make it too riot, too Ranger?

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: A

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yes it does.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Give it the old Fast and Furious

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: too fast.

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I watched this with Ben.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

red.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: It was very

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

uhhuh.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: It,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Good.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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I feel like Ben probably identifies with

one or more characters in this show.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I mean,

he is always up for a very dude coded

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

uhhuh.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: And

you know, it's really interesting,

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I've noticed this with Ben and I

noticed this with my dad growing

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up, that like sometimes men just

plop themselves in front of a TV

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and just turn off their brain.

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And like my dad used to say, all right

guys, I'm about to go wade in blood.

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he would just go watch a war movie.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you know, my dad was, you

know, decently non-problematic.

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It's just, you know,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Guys.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Is that a dude thing in your

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

No.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

your dudes sit down

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, for real.

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Like my dad is a PhD educated,

theoretical physicist, and he would

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still sit down and watch the Man show.

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Do you remember The Man Show?

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh my gosh.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

No.

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Oh, oh.

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School tie, school tie, air

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh, yay.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

us.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

know about the man.

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Yes.

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Well, no.

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Sort of.

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Uh, I had to watch a movie for

feminist theory called Tough Guys,

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but Guys is spelled G-U-I-S-E.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And uh, it's this documentary,

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um, from like 1999.

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So he's talking about all these

people I've never heard of, like

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Mark McGuire, who's a baseball

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh, I've heard of him.

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Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

for Royden.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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He, he was,

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scandalous.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah,

it was the, the, the, uh, Roy scandal.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I remember this happening around me.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

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Um, but one of the things that

they mentioned, so they mentioned

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this really gross guy named

Andrew Dice Clay, who was like,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I remember the name.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And Howard Stern, who was very gross.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Uh,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I did know who Howard Stern was,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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but

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Also very gross.

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very gross.

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And he was talking about

how like man TV has come up.

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Right.

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And one of the shows

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

which was apparently a real

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Real gross.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I know nothing

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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Adam Corolla and the other guy who

was the other guy on the man show.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Wasn't Adam Corolla on the

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Love Shaq or whatever with Dr.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yes.

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Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh wow.

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And they like,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

isn't he

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

they very shamelessly had like bikini

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ladies, uh, like jumping around in mud

at the end of the show or something.

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I don't remember.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh, I remember that.

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And it was like loosely

coded as a comedy show,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yes.

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Oh, oh.

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Every episode ended with footage

of women jumping on trampolines.

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And I, I don't know why

my dad watched that show.

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Like, I still can't reconcile

who he is with that show.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Well,

okay, but there's also like, there has

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to be the female equivalent, right?

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So when we watch things like Grey's

Anatomy with like sexy doctors,

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like things like that, right?

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but it's not the same because like,

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well you know the documentary

I was watching Right?

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Um, was kind of talking about how like.

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The whole point of shows like

that and the toxic masculinity

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like that is to just demean women,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

is to put 'cause on the man

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show and shows like that.

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Women didn't talk, they were just there

to bounce on trampolines or whatever.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

there to be

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Well, and like the first episode I'm

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looking at the episodes is called

Oprah Ization and Jimmy Kimmel and

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Adam Corolla fight back against Oprah

Winfrey's influence on American society.

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And like who watches Oprah, like Yeah.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: but

also I don't, if you guys haven't

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listened to the behind the bastards

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh yeah.

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I'm not saying Oprah's not problematic.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah, it's,

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I'm sure Oprah is

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problematic, but the, but the

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

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more that like shows like that they.

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Men aren't less powerful,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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they are McDreamy or whatever, men aren't

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less powerful when they're strippers.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: good point.

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But when women are strippers, when

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women are bikini ladies jumping

on trampolines, that's taking away

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their power, they're diminished.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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And they're less than

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two men, whereas like Ms.

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Steamy isn't less than to anyone else.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

he's actually greater power.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Exactly.

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And you never see an older woman, you

know, put in that like hot position

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

like men are kind of

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the ruling class, right?

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So sexism, just like reverse racism

can't really be a thing because.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

The, you know, you can't be

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racist against white people 'cause

they're the ones with the power.

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You can't be sexist against white like men

because they're the ones with the power.

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like, you can be prejudice,

but you can't be sexist.

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Right.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I get it.

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Okay.

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So like, it's not the same

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

because, 'cause there's

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that power imbalance school.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

it.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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I wanna be in school all the time.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Well, I have like my

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entire reading list because

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: man.

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But I need a teacher to

tell me I'm doing good.

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Does that make sense?

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Yeah.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yes.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: you

know, and I know that it's bullshit.

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I'm a teacher.

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I know that it's bullshit, but

I still love the gold star guys.

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I love getting A's I like, you know, I,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I mean.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: uh,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

read the comments that my speech teacher

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

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Yeah,

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speech.

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I'm still riding fucking

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: dude.

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Yeah, because you, because you it.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Thank you.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Go ahead

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

We need a book club, the three of

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us where we do the book, but as

we're like talking about it, we just

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excessively compliment each other.

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That was an amazing insight.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yes.

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I love it.

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Snaps and claps for all of you

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guys.

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I would, if we came up

with a, I don't know.

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A book that went along with what we're

doing like, and we did book club episodes.

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I would be totally in for it.

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Beth, you can edit this out if this

is too stressful for any of us.

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And we set that expectation on people.

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But I'm a teacher looking at

the summer in front of me,

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but I also read really slowly.

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So

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I do

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

gonna say that because like, I know

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like Laura and Jair a book club, but

like Jair, I don't know if y'all know

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that he can read like a book in a night.

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Like he can like

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: can't.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

not that fast, but I am kind of speedy.

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Yeah.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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See, I've figured out in my adulthood,

and it's funny 'cause I'm an English

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teacher, that I figured this out.

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I read at the speed that people talk and

I know that people read faster than that.

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And I can, but I have to

consciously speed my brain up

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: To do that.

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I have conversations like 300 pages worth

of like, we're having a real dialogue

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that takes hours and hours, you know?

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, my comprehension is not the best

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when I'm reading fast, and I usually

reserve that for fiction only and like,

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you know, like low stakes fiction,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

yes.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Fair.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah, like, um, yeah, I do the

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same thing, glow, because in

my head see a movie, I don't

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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the page.

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There's a soundtrack.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm.

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angles.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Ooh.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

very clearly, you know

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what they're wearing.

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I know how it feels like.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Mine is not that intense.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I wouldn't call mine a movie, but

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I could get behind soundtrack.

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Like there's definitely like

things happening auditorily for me.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

mine is not like that.

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is like, I can see what's going

on, but definitely you're not

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can camera angles and stuff like

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Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Mm-hmm.

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Mine neither.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Beth, you're just so vivid.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

get like committed

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

think it's really cool that the

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three of us all experience books

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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too.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Like

I have number line synesthesia.

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I think that's fun.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah, you

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

cool.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I see numbers spatially.

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It doesn't help me be good at

math, but I can tell you where

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numbers are in space in my

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

that is so interesting to me

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because especially like as I'm

teaching say, accounting one.

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of the things I try to emphasize

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big these goddamn numbers are.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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Because you think about it, like all

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financial statements are usually presented

in thousands or in millions, right?

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So the number that you're seeing on

the paper, it looks much smaller and

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a lot of students don't connect the

in thousands at the top to the number.

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how big that actually is.

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like, especially for the students

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who are taking accounting.

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but they're not gonna be accountants.

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like money numbers have

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A billion is so much money.

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a billion is so much money.

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There should not be billionaires.

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allowed to have billions of

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we have companies that have.

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like they shouldn't be allowed

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Yeah, it's wild out there.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yep.

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You know where else it's wild

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: In the west

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In central Texas?

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'cause it's not really West Texas.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Nope.

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It's not

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Where did we leave these?

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I was gonna say chuckleheads,

but not everyone's a chucklehead.

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Just Chucky Norris.

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Ooh.

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Can we call him Chucklehead?

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I'm from a chuckle.

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Noted.

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Homophobe.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Right, right.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Happy pride month.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yay.

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happy pride month to Chuck Noris.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh.

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He wouldn't be happy about that part.

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Well, we already came for Dave Matthews.

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Let's just make it big.

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Yeah.

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Go big or go home.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

My notes say that we're looking

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at an ad in Mercenary magazine.

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Is this where you guys are?

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Yeah.

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Something about a centerfold.

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I was very

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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is because he was all

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like, yes, look at it.

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The centerfold.

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And I'm like, is it porn?

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: No,

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just a magazine and they

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have a centerfold lady in it?

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Is that, was that a thing?

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I think that was a thing.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Ah,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Hey, one of our listeners

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can one of you tell us if

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I,

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was

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I'm just gonna Google If

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Mercenary magazine was a thing,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh, you're so much braver than me.

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it can't be right.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Because

they make it sound like he was just like

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going through, wanted ads for mercenaries.

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uh,

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a thing?

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

soldier of Fortune Magazine

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was a real thing apparently.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I have heard about that one.

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Maybe that's what they

were trying to talk about.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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Maybe they're paring that.

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Uh, but I do not wanna click on it has

its own website and I do not wanna click

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on this 'cause I'm a little afraid that

it's gonna have some extremely right-wing

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connotations that I can't handle.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I think that we're treading into neo-Nazi

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territory and none of us wanna be there.

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I a friend in college, well, when

he was in college, you know, he was

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like, it was one of those where like,

it was finals and he was working

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on his final thesis and it was kind

of about how music is important in

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Sure, yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

and, um, like got it into

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his head when he was just.

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strung out on Red Bull, right.

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And no sleep after like a month and

you're just not thinking clearly,

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but you've got too much confidence.

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And he like made a fake email address and

like emailed this like wing, like punk

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh, no.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

like this, like neo Nazi punk magazine.

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And I guess they like emailed him back

and he just like panicked and like

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shut down the entire email address.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

yeah, I would do the same boy.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Dang.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

the most unhinged thing

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he's ever done, but

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Okay.

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So they're probably parodying

soldier fortune would be my guess.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yes.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

and I don't know if it

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had centerfold or not.

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I'm not going there.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

No, we don't need to know, you know?

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Of a time that seems like it

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could be a legitimate thing, so

let's accept that and move on.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

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Like how did, here's the thing,

I wanna know, how did any

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woman survive the nineties?

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We got a date.

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No, I have my Godson's

birthday party at six 30.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I mean, my god, the misogyny was every,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh, but we solved it.

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It was over

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh, you're right.

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Misogyny has been

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

uhhuh.

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Everything was cured in the nineties.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: it's really

interesting guys for, I don't know if this

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was your guys' experience, but as somebody

growing up in the nineties, right?

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Like, you know, I, middle school and

high school was early two thousands, but

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for me, I didn't really understand what,

like misogyny or like the fact that I

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couldn't do things that boys could do,

like education was really good at at least

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mine and maybe at like, Hey, you can do

everything that everybody else can do.

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I didn't feel different from a

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: But

then I think back, I'm like, okay,

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why was I steered toward teaching?

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Why did I, you

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, it was a lot

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: those

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

subtle.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

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So, you know, of course the media

that I consumed and stuff like that,

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but I never was like, oh, I can't do

something because, you know, I'm gonna

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get hammered into the ground, you know?

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I don't

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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No, I definitely felt like, and I feel

like I'm just now realizing that it

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was not true, but I felt like, you

know, like, oh, I can do anything.

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And.

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I think this is a common experience for

a lot of millennial women that we get

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to like the phase of having children

and realize like, fuck I really can't do

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everything that all those people who said

you could do everything, fucking lied.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah, you can do everything if you

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wanna stay home with your family,

like, you can do everything.

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If you know, you decide that

you don't want a career, like,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Okay, so like had a very,

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I had kind of a regular, but

non-traditional, there we go.

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Non-traditional, I

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

of growing up, because I knew about

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misogyny pretty much immediately because

my mom was a really successful corporate

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attorney in Manhattan in the nineties,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And my dad stayed at home

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Wow.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

was the stay at home parent.

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And so, like me, the expectation I guess,

that I grew up with was like, you're gonna

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go to college, you're gonna get like a

billion degrees and you're gonna go kick

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ass and your husband's gonna stay home,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

know?

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And so, yeah, it didn't occur to

me that I couldn't do anything.

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'cause like my dad constantly

told me that this guy was the

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

and that was cool.

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But like, yeah, I, it was

just, it was a weird, yeah,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

weird 'cause yeah, we did all

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think that we could do anything

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

and

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: And that

racism was solved and like, it was almost

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like a really good way to come out because

like, it would be cool if life were like

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

It was very aspirational for sure.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

It was,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Or even

the idea that like, you follow this

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path, you are going to be wealthy,

you're gonna have a house, you're

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gonna do, you know, all that stuff.

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And I think that might just

be the whole millennial myth

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

you know, served

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, it started falling.

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It started like the cracks were there

in like:

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scandals and the software.com

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bubble burst and stuff.

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And then when the financial crisis

hit, it just like unraveled everything

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Right.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

us.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

and yeah, I,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Anyway, I got us way off track.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh, sorry.

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Yeah, but one more thing.

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I'm so

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

But yeah, so like, it was like my

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mom would come home and be like,

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we would talk about sexism at

her job a lot, and we'd talk

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

a lot because she was a very

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smart, very driven, very successful

woman in a very male dominated

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And so that's very threatening.

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So how she went around business is

like, I remember like hearing her

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discuss with her best friend who

happens to be a man, and he would

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say like, well, just tell him this.

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She'd go, I can't do that.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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It won't work for me.

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The rules aren't the same.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Exactly.

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So I knew that the rules were different,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yep.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

but I kind of didn't care.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

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:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

You

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I had no exposure to

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The rules are different.

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It didn't hit me until later.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Me either.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

You guys didn't watch McNeil

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Lara NewsHour every night.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: No.

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And I even had a stay at home mom.

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Like I didn't have anybody,

you know, necessarily who was

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like a high powered woman in my

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

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:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Um,

but it was always, you're going to

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college and you're gonna have a career,

you know, that was the expectation.

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:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, that was pretty strong for us too.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah, it sounds like we all had

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very highly educated parents too,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah,

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

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Anyway.

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yes.

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So do you know who a woman?

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Cordell Walker?

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

very much.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: true.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

do it right?

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:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

We're so good at segues.

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: But

like Walker, Texas Ranger drag,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

that would be great.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

That would be

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

a lot of because like it would

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really piss off noted homophobe

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

That's the best part.

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:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

It would kind of be a commentary

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on the toxic masculinity that

Walker Texas Ranger celebrated.

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In

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uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

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I don't know about you guys.

572

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I keep on going off track 'cause

I have no idea what to make of the

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notes that I took, like it feels like

things are like so unhinged on here.

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So there was a stake out.

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Snakes shut off the electricity.

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What does that mean?

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:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Uh, was one of the, oh God, I don't know.

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Like

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

dude, I just watched this episode

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and you cannot, for the life of me,

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

is it,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Gabby, here's, here are the layman's.

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ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh, I'm wondering, is it literal

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snakes or is there a guy named

Snake who turns off the electricity?

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:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

maybe I don't, I don't,

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ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

be a guy named Snake.

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Hey, you're snakeskin ain't you?

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I thought you were dead.

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:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I

watched this like a week ago, and then

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a van takes off and Trivette follows.

591

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I do remember Trat saying,

592

:

asks trave at some point.

593

:

Um, why do you always wear glasses if you

didn't need them on the football field?

594

:

And he was all like, oh no.

595

:

Haven't you ever heard of contacts?

596

:

And the walker's like, why

do you wear glasses now?

597

:

And he's like, 'cause the ladies like it.

598

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Uh huh.

599

:

I do remember that.

600

:

Yes, we do.

601

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

it's true though.

602

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

And then I remember he somewhere to do

603

:

something and is away from the house.

604

:

And while he's away from the house, the.

605

:

come back for the girl and

606

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

607

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

family, and then like running outta house

608

:

or whatever, and Walker comes up and is

all like, go, go open the bed of my truck.

609

:

And then like you start

sending dudes flying.

610

:

And then one dude flies and we hear

screaming, but we clearly see the dude

611

:

and his mouth is closed the entire time.

612

:

So sound design, 10 out of 10.

613

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

wonderful.

614

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

he breaks a dude's nose, dude

615

:

goes, you broke mon nose and that

has a terrible Southern accent.

616

:

I'm sorry, I'm gonna never do that again.

617

:

um, and Walker is all like, I'll fix it.

618

:

And like essentially

gives him, got your nose,

619

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yes.

620

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

got your nose.

621

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah,

622

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

oh, it was better to get with

623

:

the punch him again, like.

624

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

it was actually really funny.

625

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Gratuitously Broken nose.

626

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh, yes.

627

:

And in the middle, like

Uncle Ray Lassos a bad guy.

628

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yes.

629

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

about Uncle

630

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

631

:

Yep.

632

:

Yeah.

633

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

it like really safely.

634

:

'cause he does it around his

waist and then he like keeps

635

:

his horse in a very slow wok,

636

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

637

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

whatever the fuck it's called.

638

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yep.

639

:

And like, you know, this is where

the gratuitous violence just feels

640

:

really good because you're like, yeah,

they just got those rapists, right.

641

:

Like, hello.

642

:

There's no way to be like, well,

he could have been nicer to them.

643

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Nah,

644

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

he just messed up some rapists.

645

:

This is great.

646

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

This is

647

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

didn't.

648

:

B, s, G, any of them in case, uh,

anybody is also watching Battlestar

649

:

Galactica with Who are you?

650

:

Um, we just had somebody get

651

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805: I

652

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

bolt to the head in a, uh,

653

:

very dramatic way for that.

654

:

So good job.

655

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: One thing.

656

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

for

657

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

658

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah, that was, I've completely

659

:

forgotten that that had happened in

Battlestar and so like fair's watching

660

:

the episode and I'm just like, I

don't think I'm ready for this.

661

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I know this show is so hard.

662

:

I watched that episode like

two weeks ago and I haven't.

663

:

Watched anything since.

664

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Wow.

665

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I think that might have been the

666

:

moment that I stopped watching

Battlestar, but it was Eric.

667

:

'cause I realized I was perhaps too

668

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

669

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Like

670

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm,

671

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yep.

672

:

So we, uncle Ray at least gives

our Walker, Texas Ranger Rapist

673

:

some good comeuppance too.

674

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yep.

675

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yes.

676

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

wanna backtrack just two plot points

677

:

that are gonna be important later.

678

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Hit me.

679

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: is

that, uh, the, I don't know who the,

680

:

the bad guy's name is, um, but the,

the bad guy, the big bad, uh, is like

681

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

It starts with like an O.

682

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: talk,

he's chatting on the phone with Libya.

683

:

Ha ha.

684

:

Here comes Libya again.

685

:

Um, they're going to rob four banks at

686

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

687

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

That's the big heist.

688

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Mm-hmm.

689

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: And

we also skipped over, um, Trivette

690

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

4,

691

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

about why he became a Ranger.

692

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

the same time.

693

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

694

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh yeah,

695

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Hey,

696

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Go

697

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

can we call robbing four banks at once?

698

:

A top hat trick because

bankers have a top hat like Mr.

699

:

Money bags from Monopoly.

700

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: please.

701

:

might be the name of our episode.

702

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

That's the name of the episode.

703

:

I'm ready

704

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Top Hat Trick.

705

:

Very good.

706

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Thank you.

707

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yep.

708

:

See, this is why you get the

accounting degree, Laura.

709

:

You make the monopoly jokes.

710

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yes.

711

:

You're the only one who does math

712

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

713

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

rest of

714

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

it's just money math.

715

:

It's not real math.

716

:

It's money math.

717

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I

mean, isn't that the most important?

718

:

Math,

719

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

720

:

Yeah.

721

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Says

722

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

to be the most

723

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

But it is limited to like ad subtract,

724

:

multiply, divide most of the time.

725

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: mm

726

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

727

:

But yeah, let's talk about, uh, t's

lone Ranger fangirling, because I'm,

728

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay.

729

:

I talked.

730

:

To Ben about this, and he didn't

seem to think that this was a

731

:

racist stereotype, but he's like,

this is just an urban stereotype.

732

:

But I'm just kind of like,

733

:

That's racist.

734

:

Your soul, that's racist.

735

:

Your eyes, that's gay, that's

homophobic, that's black.

736

:

That's racist.

737

:

Damn.

738

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay, so

the black character lone Ranger wants

739

:

to go out and be like Lone Ranger and

then talks about, and I know Baltimore

740

:

is bad, like, I've been to Baltimore.

741

:

Okay.

742

:

Like I've been, and I've, I've like

done service work in Baltimore.

743

:

Okay.

744

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah,

745

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: And

746

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

the wire,

747

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

748

:

And you know, but he's talking about

like, I needed to get outta there, you

749

:

know, I needed to do the right thing.

750

:

I needed to, you know, and I'm

like, is this racist or is this

751

:

just a, uh, an origin story?

752

:

I don't know.

753

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I have no idea.

754

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

like it was a little racist.

755

:

Like I just, okay, you've

756

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I.

757

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

person of color who's in a main

758

:

character role in this show,

and make him from the ghetto,

759

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Fair

760

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm.

761

:

Yeah.

762

:

Okay.

763

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: because

there are plenty of black people in Texas.

764

:

I mean, the origin of cowboys are black.

765

:

Like, some of the first

cowboys were black men,

766

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

767

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: so.

768

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

were also gay, Chuck, a

769

:

lot of cowboys were gay.

770

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Oh, interesting.

771

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

historically just pointing that out.

772

:

But, um, yeah, I mean, it

really, rubbed me the wrong way.

773

:

The whole thing rubbed me the wrong way.

774

:

Like,

775

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah, and

it's, it's hard to put your finger on it.

776

:

You're just like, well, this could

just be a real part of the plot,

777

:

or this could be, why is there

a black man in my cowboy movie?

778

:

Right.

779

:

Or a cowboy show.

780

:

Well, obviously he had to leave the black

area and come and do it here, you know?

781

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

782

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I don't know.

783

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

yeah.

784

:

It just kind of felt, uh, like,

785

:

I don't know, having a black man.

786

:

Say that he dreams of growing up to be a

Texas ranger kind of hit me the wrong way,

787

:

but also, don't know how common it is to

know the origins of the Texas Rangers.

788

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

789

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Like, was this a huge thing?

790

:

Like,

791

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: are

the Texas Rangers like the people who

792

:

would bring back slaves or something?

793

:

Oh god.

794

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

They formed two hunt down enslaved people,

795

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

oh really,

796

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

that is the origin story of

797

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I'm so ignorant.

798

:

Uh, but sometimes us Oklahomans try to

799

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

fine.

800

:

Again, I,

801

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

sometimes Oklahomans try to actively

802

:

not know things about Texas.

803

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

yeah, that's fair.

804

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

805

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Like, screw those guys.

806

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

you got beef.

807

:

Yeah.

808

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

809

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Well.

810

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Well that is some history I'm

811

:

gonna have to go learn, but I also

am just like, yeah, of course.

812

:

Any, you know, policing force is going,

you know, formed around reconstruction

813

:

is probably going to be a reaction to

slaves getting their freedom, I would

814

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Mm-hmm.

815

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

816

:

I'm glad you clocked that too.

817

:

'cause like I was sitting

there thinking, am I just like

818

:

being too, like, I don't know.

819

:

But yeah.

820

:

No, I just, yeah, it feels wrong

821

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

822

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah, I'd

be interested to see what, um, people

823

:

in our discord think, you know, if you

watched along with us, you know, is this

824

:

code, you know, is this racism or is this

just storytelling without much thought or,

825

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah, yeah.

826

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

827

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: All right.

828

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

But

829

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Was, was there another plot point

830

:

you wanted to get us back to?

831

:

Glue.

832

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Um, no.

833

:

Um, nope.

834

:

That was it.

835

:

And then we go into the beat up,

the race, the, uh, rapist scenes.

836

:

And then we get into, let's see, three

guys do, do, do, do Mildred, the secretary

837

:

CD is at his desk reading Sigmund Freud.

838

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Hmm.

839

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Oh,

this is where the Horsely blows up.

840

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Why would you put so much

841

:

artistry into your bombs?

842

:

You know what I mean?

843

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah.

844

:

So the, the bombs are apparently, they

do explain it that they are common

845

:

tourist trap ashtrays, basically

846

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah.

847

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: that, yeah.

848

:

So that they would be nondescript

enough where people would be

849

:

like, oh, this is just a tchotchke

there's no way that this is a bomb.

850

:

Right.

851

:

So somebody sends, uh, CD a

Horsely, which we know has

852

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

I think he sent it to Walker.

853

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: OR walker.

854

:

Right.

855

:

But CD is

856

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

857

:

CD can't.

858

:

He's retired, but he can't go home.

859

:

He can't just like, yeah.

860

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yep.

861

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

reading.

862

:

Sigmund Freud.

863

:

is Sigmund Fred.

864

:

How's it going for dude?

865

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Love that.

866

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: good.

867

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Thank you.

868

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Can

I also tell you guys that I, one of

869

:

our history teachers, I had one of my

students email me and say, Hey, can

870

:

I use the stage in your classroom?

871

:

'cause I have a little stage in my

classroom 'cause I'm a drama teacher.

872

:

And I'm like, oh yeah,

that's totally fine.

873

:

They're like, yeah, our final assignment

is to make a history video and the style

874

:

of bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

875

:

And I'm like, that's amazing.

876

:

I need to find the teacher who did

that because that is so engaging to me.

877

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

that was always my dream.

878

:

That was my dream in high school.

879

:

I don't know if I ever told you

that was to become a history teacher

880

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: awesome.

881

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

excellent adventure.

882

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: dude.

883

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I would like to also meet this, make

884

:

friends with the history teacher,

then bring the history teacher to us.

885

:

We will absorb them like a ameba.

886

:

'cause that's basically what

training this friend group is like.

887

:

You just are become part of the amoeba.

888

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: I

have been adopted by both the science

889

:

department and the math department.

890

:

I'm actually going on a math, uh,

conference quote unquote, which is

891

:

actually just going up to one of the math

teachers' houses and drinking, um, this

892

:

summer, which I am very excited about.

893

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

magnificent

894

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: The end.

895

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Excellent.

896

:

I love

897

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yep.

898

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

If you make friends with the

899

:

history teachers, then you guys.

900

:

We would kill it.

901

:

Trivia is

902

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yeah,

903

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I'm saying.

904

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

guys, the history teachers at my

905

:

school, this is a tangent and you

can edit it out if you want to, but

906

:

they all are the same archetype.

907

:

They are all chunky

men who manage a sports

908

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

was gonna say, do they also have to coach?

909

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Yes.

910

:

They

911

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

912

:

Uhhuh.

913

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

mostly have facial hair, but all are

914

:

like this weirdly same body type.

915

:

Like, and it is, it's really weird.

916

:

Yeah.

917

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Nice.

918

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

They're all bears.

919

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Seriously, they're all bears.

920

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I love that for

921

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Bear force one.

922

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Yeah.

923

:

What is it about history teachers that

get stuck coaching, or vice versa?

924

:

I guess maybe they're coaches,

but they're like, oh, we also

925

:

need you to teach history, please.

926

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

the history teacher, the coach

927

:

on uh, freaks and Geeks, I think

also sometimes taught history.

928

:

I.

929

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805:

I think, and maybe this is, uh,

930

:

my, our males in the Discord.

931

:

You can affirm this or not.

932

:

like most guys are into history,

at least the stuff that's

933

:

taught at school, like wars

934

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

yeah.

935

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: that.

936

:

Right.

937

:

So maybe it's just an

offshoot of, I'd like to.

938

:

Be in competition.

939

:

Therefore, I like wars.

940

:

Therefore this is the thing that makes

sense for me to, I don't know, guys.

941

:

There might be a

942

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Hmm.

943

:

Yeah.

944

:

Endogeneity in that choice.

945

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah,

946

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

947

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

my history teacher in

948

:

high school did not, I.

949

:

Teach didn't coach team, but

that's 'cause we were an art school

950

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Hmm.

951

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

didn't have any teams except

952

:

for a really kick ass basketball

953

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay.

954

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

apparently.

955

:

Um, but nobody knew about

it 'cause art school,

956

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Mm-hmm.

957

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

our athletes were the ballerinas.

958

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Sure.

959

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

but yeah, I do remember that my AP

960

:

Euro teacher would run to school

and back occasionally parkour

961

:

with, uh, some of the students.

962

:

And once, uh, one of the girls in my

class who actually writes for SNL now.

963

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Whoa.

964

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

seriously one of the most

965

:

hilarious people I've ever met.

966

:

Hi Jasmine.

967

:

Um, she, uh, challenged

him to a pushup contest

968

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Whoa.

969

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

get out of a pop

970

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Nice.

971

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Um, so that was pretty fun.

972

:

And honestly it was because we were a

mostly female class and we really wanted

973

:

to see the cute young AP Euro teacher

do pushups if we're being honest here,

974

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Wow.

975

:

Did he win?

976

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

no, although I to this day

977

:

suspect that he let us win.

978

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay.

979

:

as a female with very bad upper

body strength and has never done

980

:

a pull up or a full on pushup in

981

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

for real respect.

982

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: yeah.

983

:

Seriously, uh, respect to that class.

984

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

were a lot of ballerinas in my class, so I

985

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Okay.

986

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

Yeah,

987

:

we're very off

988

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Where did we leave Walker?

989

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

of

990

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

don't even know.

991

:

Cordell.

992

:

uncle-glo_1_06-04-2025_203805: Um, okay.

993

:

The horsely

994

:

ain-t-my-first-rodeo_1_06-04-2025_193804:

Oh yeah.

995

:

It blew up.

996

:

The thing blew up.

997

:

ashtray--horse-fly-_1_06-04-2025_203805:

He realizes what it is the last minute.

998

:

'cause like they call and to

see if he's at his desk and then

999

:

they're like, oh, sorry, wrong,

:

00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,310

-:

:

00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,980

-:

is your refrigerator running?

:

00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,030

Then you better go get

:

00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,600

-:

:

00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:36,690

Then,

:

00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:38,100

-:

that sort of energy.

:

00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:40,320

-:

dive behind a desk because that saves

:

00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,090

them from this like C four explosion.

:

00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,540

-:

babes.

:

00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,790

I remember the snakes.

:

00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:47,970

-:

:

00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,050

-:

Okay.

:

00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:49,231

-:

:

00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,380

-:

Because it was essentially, so Tette

:

00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:57,210

tells Walker why that one dude's

afraid of him at the beginning.

:

00:36:57,210 --> 00:36:57,630

Right.

:

00:36:57,685 --> 00:36:58,035

-:

:

00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,750

-:

Um, and it's basically just the

:

00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:07,470

jackass prank because trat just like

locks this dude in his hotel room or

:

00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:09,240

whatever, or his apartment or some shit.

:

00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:14,460

And then like throws snakes in there

with him and the lights go out.

:

00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:16,110

'cause he cuts the power

:

00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:18,310

-:

Oh, so it's like dark and they're snakes.

:

00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:20,610

-:

Yes.

:

00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,840

-:

was adding to the unhinged lore.

:

00:37:23,870 --> 00:37:28,580

Like you're looking at him and you're

like, oh, this guy does weird stuff.

:

00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,750

-:

this guy's weird.

:

00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,940

-:

we're glad that he's the good guy.

:

00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:32,690

-:

Yeah.

:

00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:33,410

Woo.

:

00:37:33,575 --> 00:37:35,435

-:

I want this to come up later.

:

00:37:35,540 --> 00:37:36,650

-:

a cute, but

:

00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,925

-:

want this to come up later.

:

00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,985

I want there to be an episode

later of Walker, Texas Ranger

:

00:37:40,985 --> 00:37:42,725

where we do that to somebody and

:

00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:48,395

throw snakes in their apartment

as a callback to this.

:

00:37:48,605 --> 00:37:49,385

That'd be great.

:

00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,140

-:

:

00:37:51,245 --> 00:37:54,620

-:

am trave and, I'm Walker,

:

00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,910

and this is Jackass.

:

00:37:57,470 --> 00:38:01,250

-:

call it snakes on a wide, on open plane?

:

00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:02,510

-:

please,

:

00:38:02,885 --> 00:38:05,195

-:

I think we can, I'm just

:

00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:08,015

checking with the judges now

and, uh, they've given it the go.

:

00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:09,830

-:

:

00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:10,790

Excellent.

:

00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:12,650

-:

have judges who live in your bedroom?

:

00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:15,240

-:

Yeah, it gets real awkward

:

00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,770

sometimes, you know.

:

00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:17,860

-:

:

00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:22,089

-:

That sleep fart was nine outta 10.

:

00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:31,361

-:

does a nature ritual with his flute.

:

00:38:31,451 --> 00:38:32,141

-:

Oh yes.

:

00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,451

For the dead guy, right?

:

00:38:35,991 --> 00:38:36,561

-:

:

00:38:36,561 --> 00:38:40,371

So I mean, I understand what they're

trying to do to kind of show like,

:

00:38:40,611 --> 00:38:47,041

okay, here is him taking that, religious

nature side of himself, seriously,

:

00:38:47,041 --> 00:38:49,081

the part that is half Cherokee

:

00:38:49,131 --> 00:38:49,551

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:38:49,846 --> 00:38:51,976

-:

Um, and they have Chuck Norris

:

00:38:51,976 --> 00:38:56,386

in, uh, some ritual guard playing

a pan flute kind of situation.

:

00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:57,081

-:

Yeah.

:

00:38:58,501 --> 00:39:00,181

-:

The way that I just yelled.

:

00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:01,171

Oh, fuck no.

:

00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:04,021

The entire time I was watching this.

:

00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:08,641

If anyone wants to know what cultural

appropriation is, this is it.

:

00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:09,811

This is it right

:

00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:12,901

-:

Chuck Norris's, char Cherokee guys.

:

00:39:14,181 --> 00:39:15,161

-:

Unsubstantiated.

:

00:39:15,181 --> 00:39:15,901

-:

:

00:39:16,111 --> 00:39:17,401

You're one 32nd,

:

00:39:17,416 --> 00:39:17,746

-:

No.

:

00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:18,196

One.

:

00:39:18,196 --> 00:39:19,156

128th

:

00:39:20,216 --> 00:39:20,996

-:

:

00:39:21,031 --> 00:39:21,871

-:

would you go

:

00:39:22,016 --> 00:39:22,436

-:

:

00:39:22,771 --> 00:39:25,231

-:

Would you go to a grave and

:

00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:27,631

go, you here's the spirit

:

00:39:27,676 --> 00:39:30,946

-:

I would not do that.

:

00:39:31,026 --> 00:39:33,876

-:

It's fucking cringe and cultural

:

00:39:33,876 --> 00:39:37,566

appropriation and weird and fuck

:

00:39:37,761 --> 00:39:39,921

-:

and I forgot to call out in the last

:

00:39:39,921 --> 00:39:45,111

episode, but like, not at the very

moment that Uncle Ray shows up, but

:

00:39:45,111 --> 00:39:47,211

like two minutes in or something.

:

00:39:47,721 --> 00:39:50,961

We do the native flutes thing, like that's

:

00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:51,846

-:

Yeah.

:

00:39:51,861 --> 00:39:53,331

-:

his dialogue or whatever,

:

00:39:53,331 --> 00:39:56,031

and I'm like, God, stop.

:

00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:57,786

-:

And we do that again in this

:

00:39:57,786 --> 00:40:01,836

episode because he is the magical

:

00:40:02,181 --> 00:40:02,901

-:

Yeah.

:

00:40:02,961 --> 00:40:05,181

He's gonna be the mystical native.

:

00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:06,006

-:

trope.

:

00:40:06,126 --> 00:40:09,486

-:

guys remember like this time in our

:

00:40:09,486 --> 00:40:11,796

history, do you guys remember what was it?

:

00:40:11,796 --> 00:40:16,776

Like mood escapes or whatever, where it

was like playing like the Yeah, yeah,

:

00:40:17,046 --> 00:40:17,796

-:

Uh,

:

00:40:18,276 --> 00:40:19,566

-:

You know that, you know

:

00:40:19,836 --> 00:40:21,486

-:

the, like the, the native chanting

:

00:40:21,486 --> 00:40:22,896

and the native flutes and stuff?

:

00:40:22,896 --> 00:40:23,436

Yes.

:

00:40:23,676 --> 00:40:27,006

-:

and enya was a big deal and like

:

00:40:27,096 --> 00:40:27,426

-:

did.

:

00:40:27,816 --> 00:40:28,356

Yes.

:

00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:29,556

My dad loved Enya.

:

00:40:29,646 --> 00:40:32,526

Every single dad, I have

this theory to this day.

:

00:40:33,756 --> 00:40:39,516

dad who was like in his

mid, like in his twenties,

:

00:40:39,801 --> 00:40:40,221

-:

:

00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:42,606

-:

who had kids in the early

:

00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,226

nineties, had an Enya cd.

:

00:40:44,931 --> 00:40:45,221

-:

Yeah,

:

00:40:45,246 --> 00:40:45,906

-:

:

00:40:46,341 --> 00:40:46,631

-:

yeah.

:

00:40:46,806 --> 00:40:50,166

You, it was for putting the kids

to, to down to nap time probably.

:

00:40:51,546 --> 00:40:51,936

-:

no, my

:

00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:52,596

-:

Oh, okay.

:

00:40:52,776 --> 00:40:54,821

-:

My dad did not have an Enya cd,

:

00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:56,406

-:

My dad was also older than in

:

00:40:56,406 --> 00:40:57,786

his twenties in the nineties, so

:

00:40:59,646 --> 00:41:00,216

-:

glow.

:

00:41:00,471 --> 00:41:01,101

-:

:

00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:01,986

-:

older than these

:

00:41:02,241 --> 00:41:04,671

-:

my dad was born in 59,

:

00:41:04,716 --> 00:41:05,561

-:

mine was 54.

:

00:41:06,426 --> 00:41:06,846

-:

Yeah.

:

00:41:07,266 --> 00:41:07,536

-:

:

00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,976

-:

think mine was 64.

:

00:41:09,246 --> 00:41:10,746

-:

your dad's a little bit younger than

:

00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:11,241

-:

yeah.

:

00:41:11,341 --> 00:41:13,201

-:

He had really long hair too, and

:

00:41:13,201 --> 00:41:15,931

like multiple piercings in his ears.

:

00:41:15,961 --> 00:41:16,921

He was the cool

:

00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,001

-:

I can see that.

:

00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,291

He still seems like the cool

:

00:41:19,456 --> 00:41:19,786

-:

yeah.

:

00:41:20,251 --> 00:41:20,461

-:

He

:

00:41:20,596 --> 00:41:22,966

-:

My dad is never in any stretch of

:

00:41:22,966 --> 00:41:28,816

the imagination been referred to as

the cool dad, theoretical physicist.

:

00:41:28,906 --> 00:41:33,706

Let's to remember that It's very key

to the whole thing, the whole vibe.

:

00:41:33,841 --> 00:41:36,991

-:

I can take the, like, I keep trying

:

00:41:36,991 --> 00:41:39,661

to block it out, but the only thing

I keep remembering about your dad

:

00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:41,011

is that he watched the Man Show.

:

00:41:41,801 --> 00:41:42,091

-:

Yeah.

:

00:41:42,181 --> 00:41:44,681

If you actually, like, I'm gonna

send you guys a picture of my

:

00:41:44,681 --> 00:41:46,241

dad, and you're gonna be like,

:

00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:46,736

-:

:

00:41:47,141 --> 00:41:47,861

-:

Because you're not gonna be

:

00:41:47,861 --> 00:41:49,091

able to reconcile it either.

:

00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:50,981

-:

:

00:41:51,161 --> 00:41:52,991

-:

I lived it and I can't reconcile it.

:

00:41:53,021 --> 00:41:53,986

You won't either.

:

00:41:54,506 --> 00:41:54,776

-:

Yeah.

:

00:41:57,736 --> 00:41:58,026

-:

:

00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:02,891

-:

Yeah, so the native flutes all the

:

00:42:02,891 --> 00:42:06,191

time, boy, that's gonna get old.

:

00:42:07,721 --> 00:42:10,146

-:

yeah, the magical native, is

:

00:42:12,681 --> 00:42:14,331

-:

Just brace yourselves, guys.

:

00:42:14,391 --> 00:42:15,171

Brace yourselves.

:

00:42:15,526 --> 00:42:17,421

-:

It your butt holes.

:

00:42:17,421 --> 00:42:19,311

This is gonna be a bumpy one.

:

00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:21,171

-:

interesting though, guys, 'cause you

:

00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:26,451

know, obviously they're doing it wrong,

but if you totally made this just a

:

00:42:26,451 --> 00:42:31,566

white show, it wouldn't be authentic

to the people who live around there.

:

00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:33,861

So how would you do this authentically?

:

00:42:34,161 --> 00:42:34,971

You know what I mean?

:

00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:36,696

-:

well, Longmeyer does it really

:

00:42:36,951 --> 00:42:37,341

-:

:

00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:38,406

-:

in my opinion.

:

00:42:38,751 --> 00:42:39,201

-:

:

00:42:41,136 --> 00:42:43,446

-:

Longmeyer is, I've said this

:

00:42:43,446 --> 00:42:44,976

before, a very pretty show.

:

00:42:44,976 --> 00:42:46,206

It's shot in Wyoming.

:

00:42:46,206 --> 00:42:46,386

It's

:

00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:46,916

-:

:

00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:48,306

-:

but it's basically, he's

:

00:42:48,306 --> 00:42:49,956

like a Walker Texas ranger

:

00:42:50,096 --> 00:42:50,516

-:

:

00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,696

-:

except in Wyoming.

:

00:42:52,626 --> 00:42:55,416

he's more principled and

fights less and less.

:

00:42:55,416 --> 00:43:00,886

He has to, but like a lot of the

times, like he talks to the res

:

00:43:01,326 --> 00:43:01,746

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:43:02,011 --> 00:43:02,231

-:

:

00:43:02,296 --> 00:43:02,866

-:

uh,

:

00:43:03,171 --> 00:43:03,591

-:

:

00:43:03,736 --> 00:43:05,536

-:

and so he like works with them on

:

00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:07,201

-:

Yeah, I think the problem,

:

00:43:07,216 --> 00:43:07,786

-:

have, you know,

:

00:43:08,161 --> 00:43:08,581

-:

sorry.

:

00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:11,746

-:

sorry, I will have, you know that

:

00:43:11,746 --> 00:43:15,466

at no point when he talks to anyone

on the reservation that he goes to

:

00:43:15,466 --> 00:43:20,236

visit often, is there magical Native

:

00:43:20,631 --> 00:43:21,611

-:

Or Pan flute

:

00:43:21,631 --> 00:43:22,021

-:

Yeah.

:

00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:22,761

-:

:

00:43:22,931 --> 00:43:24,701

-:

I think the problem with Walker

:

00:43:24,886 --> 00:43:28,031

and, and a lot of, in the nineties,

right, because we had the whole

:

00:43:28,031 --> 00:43:30,191

Kote problem on Voyager, right?

:

00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:31,291

-:

:

00:43:32,201 --> 00:43:35,651

-:

we were trying to do the representation

:

00:43:35,651 --> 00:43:37,151

because we've solved everything

:

00:43:37,621 --> 00:43:38,041

-:

:

00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:41,051

-:

doing research because Google doesn't

:

00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:44,771

exist for one thing, and we couldn't

just go talk to that community.

:

00:43:44,771 --> 00:43:45,791

That'd be a lot of work.

:

00:43:46,661 --> 00:43:50,771

So like we were just kind of putting

together things we kind of knew

:

00:43:50,771 --> 00:43:55,271

from somebody who kind of knew it,

who had a uncle or a grandpa who

:

00:43:55,271 --> 00:43:59,411

had said the thing once and just

being like, yep, that's the thing.

:

00:44:00,011 --> 00:44:01,301

And not

:

00:44:02,021 --> 00:44:02,231

-:

Like,

:

00:44:02,411 --> 00:44:02,501

-:

it.

:

00:44:02,501 --> 00:44:02,771

Right.

:

00:44:02,831 --> 00:44:03,131

Yeah.

:

00:44:03,616 --> 00:44:03,836

-:

:

00:44:04,121 --> 00:44:04,601

-:

right.

:

00:44:04,661 --> 00:44:07,241

And then you know, you got the

guy who just wanders onto to the

:

00:44:07,241 --> 00:44:08,441

set and goes, yeah, I'm totally

:

00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:09,131

-:

Yeah.

:

00:44:10,061 --> 00:44:10,541

-:

I'm native.

:

00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:13,751

it turns out he's like

some white guy from fucking

:

00:44:13,991 --> 00:44:15,911

-:

He's just like a con artist

:

00:44:15,911 --> 00:44:17,471

having the time of his life.

:

00:44:17,551 --> 00:44:22,976

-:

Yeah, I did totally say that I was close.

:

00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:25,556

I was not far from the

bones of my ancestors.

:

00:44:25,556 --> 00:44:30,806

The second we got off the plane

in Malta, and I am, that is the

:

00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:32,006

funniest thing I've ever said.

:

00:44:32,906 --> 00:44:34,256

I'm so pleased with myself.

:

00:44:37,266 --> 00:44:38,016

Sounds great.

:

00:44:38,270 --> 00:44:38,690

-:

:

00:44:38,690 --> 00:44:41,240

There's a stakeout and,

:

00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:41,450

-:

that.

:

00:44:41,450 --> 00:44:42,050

Yeah.

:

00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,280

-:

walker's just like, no, it's

:

00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,720

gonna happen at this place.

:

00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:50,720

And then this official looking

guy is like, there's no way

:

00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,650

it's gonna happen there.

:

00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,090

It's gonna happen over here.

:

00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:56,990

But Walker keeps his resources by the

place where it's supposed to be, but

:

00:44:56,990 --> 00:45:00,380

there's a fake out with a Horsely gift.

:

00:45:02,585 --> 00:45:03,065

-:

Yeah,

:

00:45:04,010 --> 00:45:04,460

-:

:

00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:04,970

-:

those things

:

00:45:05,015 --> 00:45:05,225

-:

then

:

00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:05,490

-:

happened.

:

00:45:05,670 --> 00:45:05,890

-:

:

00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:11,960

-:

yeah, and then t was in like the car that

:

00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:17,000

the dudes were supposed to meet him in,

and the dudes, the evil guys roll up in

:

00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:25,700

their van and then cup tries to ticket

trivette for parking in the wrong spot.

:

00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:31,820

And instead of being at all, like you

would expect professional criminals

:

00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:36,950

to be like, and they're just like,

okay, well this looks sketchy.

:

00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,150

Let's dip.

:

00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:42,110

Peel out of here In the most

conspicuous way possible,

:

00:45:42,110 --> 00:45:42,530

-:

:

00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,150

-:

like, no one asked for that.

:

00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:48,020

They keep.

:

00:45:48,395 --> 00:45:49,595

Doing the most.

:

00:45:50,015 --> 00:45:51,545

You don't have to do

:

00:45:51,545 --> 00:45:51,995

-:

Right.

:

00:45:52,775 --> 00:45:53,225

-:

But yeah.

:

00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:56,675

And so then Trivette peels out

and the cop's like, what the fuck?

:

00:45:56,975 --> 00:46:02,585

And then Walker peels out and

everybody's just, you know, like

:

00:46:02,645 --> 00:46:03,845

with their little chase scene

:

00:46:04,205 --> 00:46:05,465

-:

I do love the nineties

:

00:46:05,465 --> 00:46:06,935

cars in the chase scene,

:

00:46:07,235 --> 00:46:07,685

-:

Yes.

:

00:46:07,715 --> 00:46:11,255

-:

so nostalgic for these weird boxy shapes.

:

00:46:12,485 --> 00:46:13,955

-:

That's ugly ass.

:

00:46:13,985 --> 00:46:14,375

-:

:

00:46:14,435 --> 00:46:15,515

-:

Everything is ugly as sin.

:

00:46:17,015 --> 00:46:17,285

-:

:

00:46:17,285 --> 00:46:21,455

Why were cars so bad in the

late eighties, early nineties,

:

00:46:21,845 --> 00:46:22,205

-:

I don't

:

00:46:22,205 --> 00:46:22,955

-:

I don't know,

:

00:46:23,705 --> 00:46:24,125

-:

:

00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:25,205

-:

it wasn't like they

:

00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,600

were safer or anything.

:

00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:27,480

-:

:

00:46:28,565 --> 00:46:31,085

-:

somebody in the Discord of

:

00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:33,905

special interests one of you

:

00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:34,660

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,625

-:

'cause we went to Boxy and Beautiful.

:

00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,695

To like boxy and, what the

:

00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:40,510

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:44,540

-:

To like Mustang releasing like a very

:

00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:50,090

cool charger, like in the mid two

thousands or whatever to go, sorry, Dodge

:

00:46:50,435 --> 00:46:51,125

-:

I was gonna say.

:

00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:51,470

-:

cool,

:

00:46:51,995 --> 00:46:54,000

-:

Ooh, you just made someone very mad.

:

00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,090

-:

:

00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,480

-:

yeah, I do that on this podcast.

:

00:46:59,480 --> 00:46:59,770

-:

Yeah.

:

00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:00,090

-:

:

00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:00,490

-:

you

:

00:47:01,045 --> 00:47:02,515

-:

My dad worked for Jeep Dodge.

:

00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:04,255

Guys, we gotta keep the brand straight.

:

00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:06,310

-:

Fuck Quebec.

:

00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,300

So,

:

00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:07,675

-:

:

00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:09,340

-:

haven't pissed them off in a minute.

:

00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:10,630

Let's go.

:

00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:23,320

Um, yeah, they released though like

the Mustang and the charger like.

:

00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:29,530

Very, you know, like in the

mid two thousands and they were

:

00:47:29,770 --> 00:47:30,190

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,130

-:

pretty and very, very retro as

:

00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:35,950

kind of like a, we fucked up.

:

00:47:35,950 --> 00:47:36,370

Sorry.

:

00:47:36,370 --> 00:47:40,145

For the last 20 years of hug you go,

:

00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,710

-:

It was the long con.

:

00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:45,940

It was like, we're gonna make

everything, everything around you ugly

:

00:47:45,940 --> 00:47:50,140

as fuck for a little bit, and then

when we bring something pretty back,

:

00:47:50,140 --> 00:47:51,970

you're gonna lose your goddamn minds.

:

00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:52,915

-:

:

00:47:53,710 --> 00:47:54,700

-:

that's what I should do.

:

00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:55,750

-:

Yeah.

:

00:47:57,285 --> 00:47:59,655

-:

develop a hump or something and

:

00:47:59,655 --> 00:48:03,795

like get a bunch of prosthetics and

then now everyone's like, oh, you

:

00:48:03,795 --> 00:48:05,715

got so pretty when I take them off.

:

00:48:05,775 --> 00:48:05,955

Yeah.

:

00:48:08,475 --> 00:48:14,985

-:

there's a mystic native voiceover,

:

00:48:15,985 --> 00:48:18,085

about a dream with a spider.

:

00:48:18,265 --> 00:48:19,345

-:

Reagan, right?

:

00:48:19,705 --> 00:48:20,305

-:

:

00:48:20,305 --> 00:48:20,665

Yep,

:

00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:21,390

-:

fucking Reagan.

:

00:48:21,745 --> 00:48:22,925

I'm glad Reagan dead.

:

00:48:23,071 --> 00:48:23,491

-:

:

00:48:24,421 --> 00:48:26,401

-:

literal premonitions,

:

00:48:26,676 --> 00:48:27,601

-:

He was worried about

:

00:48:27,601 --> 00:48:29,011

something with Walker.

:

00:48:29,061 --> 00:48:29,351

-:

:

00:48:30,216 --> 00:48:32,796

Which I love that we don't care.

:

00:48:32,796 --> 00:48:35,766

Like it's so cliche that like

we are just gonna skip over it.

:

00:48:35,766 --> 00:48:38,376

Like, it's just like

there was a premonition.

:

00:48:39,796 --> 00:48:42,196

-:

Premonition about a spider on a hand,

:

00:48:42,311 --> 00:48:42,671

-:

:

00:48:44,351 --> 00:48:44,641

-:

Okay.

:

00:48:45,966 --> 00:48:48,066

-:

That there's a bunch of ambulances

:

00:48:48,066 --> 00:48:49,776

that have the robbers in them.

:

00:48:50,106 --> 00:48:54,846

CD earlier, uh, says, that's my

bank and Moseys over there trying

:

00:48:54,846 --> 00:48:58,026

to like be a Texas ranger when

he is not allowed to be anymore.

:

00:48:58,026 --> 00:48:58,746

And he ends up getting

:

00:48:58,776 --> 00:49:00,576

-:

Oh, I thought he was gonna make a deposit.

:

00:49:01,746 --> 00:49:01,956

-:

:

00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:03,456

No, no, he's.

:

00:49:04,236 --> 00:49:06,456

-:

they, he became the deposit,

:

00:49:06,531 --> 00:49:07,071

-:

:

00:49:07,146 --> 00:49:08,826

-:

gun deposit.

:

00:49:08,941 --> 00:49:09,161

Ba,

:

00:49:10,101 --> 00:49:10,611

-:

:

00:49:10,656 --> 00:49:11,136

-:

sorry.

:

00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:13,051

-:

Was his, uh, excuse though,

:

00:49:13,091 --> 00:49:13,966

-:

I really thought he is.

:

00:49:14,101 --> 00:49:15,181

-:

keep me from being here.

:

00:49:15,181 --> 00:49:16,021

This is my bank.

:

00:49:16,306 --> 00:49:16,906

-:

Yeah.

:

00:49:16,906 --> 00:49:16,907

Uh,

:

00:49:17,656 --> 00:49:20,326

-:

That's a very boomy way to

:

00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,546

just like, live in the world,

:

00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:23,251

-:

but guys.

:

00:49:23,311 --> 00:49:24,631

-:

think he was a boomer though.

:

00:49:24,631 --> 00:49:26,281

I think he was a greatest Jen.

:

00:49:27,121 --> 00:49:27,841

-:

I don't know.

:

00:49:28,581 --> 00:49:28,871

-:

What

:

00:49:29,131 --> 00:49:30,271

-:

I think Walker's a boomer.

:

00:49:30,286 --> 00:49:30,616

-:

walk

:

00:49:30,661 --> 00:49:31,171

-:

:

00:49:31,441 --> 00:49:31,801

-:

Yeah.

:

00:49:31,801 --> 00:49:32,881

CD's got silent.

:

00:49:32,881 --> 00:49:34,201

Gen maybe not greatest.

:

00:49:34,351 --> 00:49:34,711

-:

:

00:49:34,891 --> 00:49:35,611

-:

The one in between.

:

00:49:35,821 --> 00:49:36,211

-:

:

00:49:36,261 --> 00:49:36,741

-:

Yeah, yeah,

:

00:49:36,906 --> 00:49:37,416

-:

Well,

:

00:49:37,821 --> 00:49:38,001

-:

:

00:49:38,046 --> 00:49:39,756

-:

that's also very silent, Jen.

:

00:49:39,756 --> 00:49:42,516

'cause he's just like gonna go

in there and not say anything.

:

00:49:42,621 --> 00:49:42,891

-:

yeah.

:

00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:43,191

-:

:

00:49:43,536 --> 00:49:43,656

-:

that's

:

00:49:44,271 --> 00:49:46,541

-:

No, honestly, if this was me, if

:

00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:51,451

I was a law enforcement type and

I was told to like stake out some

:

00:49:51,451 --> 00:49:55,141

banks and one of them was my bank, I

would absolutely be like, oh, hey, I

:

00:49:55,141 --> 00:49:56,791

gotta go make a deposit real quick.

:

00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:57,956

-:

:

00:49:57,991 --> 00:50:00,091

-:

like, I never get there on my own.

:

00:50:00,091 --> 00:50:01,201

I'm already here.

:

00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:01,671

-:

:

00:50:01,836 --> 00:50:02,256

-:

yeah.

:

00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:03,441

-:

yeah.

:

00:50:04,596 --> 00:50:06,606

Maybe I finally go in, get some checks.

:

00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:07,491

-:

:

00:50:07,506 --> 00:50:09,336

-:

so much business that I would've

:

00:50:09,336 --> 00:50:11,646

been putting off that I would

need to do at this moment.

:

00:50:18,846 --> 00:50:19,506

-:

It's okay.

:

00:50:19,626 --> 00:50:25,211

I just, uh, fell in love with and moved

in with somebody who has checks, so,

:

00:50:25,431 --> 00:50:25,756

-:

Well, that's good.

:

00:50:26,211 --> 00:50:27,381

-:

That's how you should do it.

:

00:50:27,381 --> 00:50:30,831

Like, rather than order your own checks,

find somebody who already does that.

:

00:50:30,926 --> 00:50:31,346

-:

:

00:50:32,406 --> 00:50:32,796

-:

Yeah.

:

00:50:33,201 --> 00:50:34,371

-:

Aaron orders the checks

:

00:50:34,371 --> 00:50:35,091

in our house, guys.

:

00:50:36,306 --> 00:50:37,656

-:

Yay.

:

00:50:37,941 --> 00:50:39,321

-:

I would rather try to structure

:

00:50:39,321 --> 00:50:42,891

my entire life and payment systems

where I never had to touch a check.

:

00:50:44,721 --> 00:50:45,111

-:

:

00:50:45,261 --> 00:50:48,411

Our checks still have our

first APAR apartment on it.

:

00:50:49,386 --> 00:50:51,036

-:

Because see, everyone's

:

00:50:51,036 --> 00:50:52,236

all like get checks.

:

00:50:52,236 --> 00:50:53,856

What do you mean you don't have checks?

:

00:50:54,066 --> 00:50:54,366

Like

:

00:50:54,441 --> 00:50:55,881

-:

No, you don't.

:

00:50:56,091 --> 00:50:56,601

Yeah,

:

00:50:56,736 --> 00:50:58,356

-:

you still got your checks with the first,

:

00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,486

like your first apartment address on 'em.

:

00:51:00,486 --> 00:51:01,056

Do you know why?

:

00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:01,536

'cause no one

:

00:51:01,731 --> 00:51:02,061

-:

yeah.

:

00:51:02,151 --> 00:51:02,361

No.

:

00:51:02,361 --> 00:51:05,421

I still have checkbooks

somewhere that have my original

:

00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,091

Taliqua, uh, address on it.

:

00:51:08,241 --> 00:51:08,751

Like,

:

00:51:09,056 --> 00:51:09,276

-:

:

00:51:09,561 --> 00:51:12,351

-:

yeah, nobody needs them.

:

00:51:12,711 --> 00:51:13,491

You don't need 'em.

:

00:51:13,776 --> 00:51:14,661

-:

Nobody needs 'em.

:

00:51:15,321 --> 00:51:22,266

You got the Venmos, you got

cards, you got cash money,

:

00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:23,316

-:

Yep.

:

00:51:23,556 --> 00:51:25,206

You got the PayPals

:

00:51:25,986 --> 00:51:27,366

-:

you got the cash apps.

:

00:51:27,966 --> 00:51:28,326

-:

every,

:

00:51:28,926 --> 00:51:30,516

-:

Hey, if you're a boomer,

:

00:51:30,516 --> 00:51:33,216

there's even Zelle, you know?

:

00:51:34,806 --> 00:51:35,406

Boom.

:

00:51:35,556 --> 00:51:35,856

-:

Yep.

:

00:51:38,286 --> 00:51:39,096

-:

Money.

:

00:51:39,816 --> 00:51:42,006

We have no idea what

we're doing here today.

:

00:51:42,036 --> 00:51:42,996

-:

Cd.

:

00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:44,646

Definitely cashes checks, though.

:

00:51:44,736 --> 00:51:45,996

He's definitely,

:

00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:46,101

-:

:

00:51:46,656 --> 00:51:47,646

-:

he goes to the bank and

:

00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:48,936

makes the check out to cash.

:

00:51:48,936 --> 00:51:50,776

-:

I feel like he's got, you know, those

:

00:51:50,776 --> 00:51:53,176

like hot lady silhouette, mud flaps.

:

00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:54,286

The truckers have

:

00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,681

-:

have those as checks too.

:

00:51:55,681 --> 00:51:56,701

-:

yeah, I feel like that's

:

00:51:56,711 --> 00:51:57,131

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:51:58,621 --> 00:51:58,891

Yep.

:

00:51:59,341 --> 00:52:00,121

-:

I don't know why.

:

00:52:01,121 --> 00:52:06,491

-:

let's see, they shut a safe on a bad guy.

:

00:52:06,491 --> 00:52:10,601

A truck blows up, trivette

does a flying squirrel on a

:

00:52:10,951 --> 00:52:11,241

-:

Yeah.

:

00:52:11,321 --> 00:52:12,751

-:

and earns CDs.

:

00:52:12,751 --> 00:52:13,741

Respect.

:

00:52:15,396 --> 00:52:17,586

-:

Oh, and at some point, sorry,

:

00:52:17,961 --> 00:52:18,591

-:

:

00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:22,656

-:

point Walker goes across the street

:

00:52:22,776 --> 00:52:25,536

in a busy, like traffic, right?

:

00:52:25,536 --> 00:52:25,746

There's

:

00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:26,201

-:

Uhhuh.

:

00:52:27,036 --> 00:52:27,996

-:

and he starts walking

:

00:52:27,996 --> 00:52:29,856

across the street and.

:

00:52:30,156 --> 00:52:35,556

Dude starts shooting at him, and so he

just flops in the middle of the road

:

00:52:36,246 --> 00:52:40,896

just like assumes no car's gonna hit

him and just rolls under the nearest

:

00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:44,246

car, like from way out in the street.

:

00:52:44,606 --> 00:52:46,286

Like it makes no sense

:

00:52:47,516 --> 00:52:47,876

-:

Yeah.

:

00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:48,506

-:

what,

:

00:52:51,146 --> 00:52:51,746

-:

I dunno, dude.

:

00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:52,046

-:

it.

:

00:52:53,246 --> 00:52:54,206

That was my, um,

:

00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:57,836

excited utterance of the day.

:

00:52:59,246 --> 00:52:59,846

-:

Only one.

:

00:53:01,706 --> 00:53:01,976

-:

Yes.

:

00:53:02,126 --> 00:53:02,486

-:

Okay.

:

00:53:03,896 --> 00:53:04,136

-:

other

:

00:53:04,151 --> 00:53:06,566

-:

The, the clock resets at midnight though.

:

00:53:06,666 --> 00:53:07,051

-:

You saw nothing.

:

00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:10,596

-:

Trivette breaks another pair

:

00:53:10,596 --> 00:53:12,726

of glasses, is, which is

:

00:53:12,751 --> 00:53:13,171

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:16,656

If this joke doesn't

continue, I'm going to be mad.

:

00:53:17,856 --> 00:53:18,096

-:

:

00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:18,996

-:

I know this is like

:

00:53:19,031 --> 00:53:19,451

-:

Mm-hmm.

:

00:53:19,751 --> 00:53:19,971

-:

:

00:53:21,596 --> 00:53:23,786

-:

If Ette does not continue, I will be mad.

:

00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:24,561

-:

I think he's going to,

:

00:53:26,751 --> 00:53:27,041

yeah.

:

00:53:27,506 --> 00:53:29,636

-:

He's the only saving grace in the show.

:

00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:34,511

-:

So after all of that, we meet

:

00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,551

the big bad guy at a fountain.

:

00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:37,811

fight.

:

00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:39,611

He has absolutely no chance.

:

00:53:39,611 --> 00:53:42,611

And Chuck Norris Roundhouse

kicks him into the fountain.

:

00:53:43,106 --> 00:53:43,166

-:

Yeah.

:

00:53:43,256 --> 00:53:44,396

-:

Yes.

:

00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:46,121

-:

I looked it up and that was his name.

:

00:53:46,421 --> 00:53:46,751

-:

:

00:53:46,756 --> 00:53:46,876

Okay.

:

00:53:46,931 --> 00:53:50,171

-:

And he was like XCIA was his thing, right?

:

00:53:51,221 --> 00:53:51,251

-:

:

00:53:51,881 --> 00:53:52,391

-:

Yeah.

:

00:53:52,736 --> 00:53:53,936

-:

I missed that entirely.

:

00:53:54,326 --> 00:54:00,296

And he had like a little, honestly

kind of a cool, black widow spider

:

00:54:00,611 --> 00:54:02,531

-:

Oh, that's the spider guys.

:

00:54:02,621 --> 00:54:04,181

That's the spider.

:

00:54:04,631 --> 00:54:06,611

-:

that ties it back to Uncle Ray's

:

00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:07,031

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:08,021 --> 00:54:08,321

-:

:

00:54:09,281 --> 00:54:09,791

-:

damnit.

:

00:54:09,881 --> 00:54:10,211

-:

:

00:54:10,961 --> 00:54:12,551

-:

so fucking mad.

:

00:54:14,231 --> 00:54:14,441

-:

:

00:54:16,631 --> 00:54:17,681

the end was cute.

:

00:54:17,951 --> 00:54:18,191

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:18,191 --> 00:54:19,691

So let's talk about the end.

:

00:54:20,351 --> 00:54:21,671

-:

the Rodeo for orphans.

:

00:54:24,581 --> 00:54:25,126

-:

I hated the,

:

00:54:27,101 --> 00:54:27,431

-:

Yeah.

:

00:54:27,456 --> 00:54:27,676

-:

but

:

00:54:27,971 --> 00:54:30,431

-:

Speaking of fantastic editing, we

:

00:54:30,431 --> 00:54:33,851

are rodeoing for orphans, right?

:

00:54:34,721 --> 00:54:39,371

And Cordell is also like a

very accomplished bull rider.

:

00:54:39,371 --> 00:54:40,421

We find out.

:

00:54:41,156 --> 00:54:41,726

-:

:

00:54:42,611 --> 00:54:45,611

-:

at this point, I kind of wanted to see,

:

00:54:45,611 --> 00:54:51,401

and I didn't end up looking it up, but

like, so the Rock I think has it in his

:

00:54:51,401 --> 00:54:54,101

contract or somewhere that he never loses.

:

00:54:54,161 --> 00:54:54,581

Right.

:

00:54:54,611 --> 00:54:54,691

-:

:

00:54:56,261 --> 00:54:56,861

-:

in a movie.

:

00:54:57,251 --> 00:54:58,756

And I just wonder if maybe.

:

00:54:59,816 --> 00:55:06,926

Noted Homophobe chuckles Norris has, um, a

rider in his like TV contact or something

:

00:55:06,926 --> 00:55:08,576

that he has to be good at everything,

:

00:55:08,831 --> 00:55:10,901

-:

I mean, that would be the

:

00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:12,701

origin of the myth, wouldn't it?

:

00:55:13,961 --> 00:55:14,381

Yeah.

:

00:55:15,506 --> 00:55:15,836

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:16,931

-:

Huh?

:

00:55:17,366 --> 00:55:19,076

-:

Because of course he rides the meanest,

:

00:55:19,076 --> 00:55:22,526

toughest bull and he's so good at it.

:

00:55:22,606 --> 00:55:22,876

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:22,996 --> 00:55:24,856

-:

His name is, what is it?

:

00:55:24,856 --> 00:55:25,696

Terminator.

:

00:55:25,891 --> 00:55:26,791

-:

Terminator.

:

00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:27,346

-:

that it?

:

00:55:27,346 --> 00:55:28,276

I didn't even catch it.

:

00:55:28,516 --> 00:55:32,596

I was really stuck on, we made

Trivette, the rodeo clown.

:

00:55:34,036 --> 00:55:35,056

-:

:

00:55:35,071 --> 00:55:35,761

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:35,896 --> 00:55:36,706

-:

it was cute.

:

00:55:36,781 --> 00:55:37,771

-:

uncomfortable.

:

00:55:37,821 --> 00:55:37,851

-:

:

00:55:37,911 --> 00:55:38,091

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:38,136 --> 00:55:38,406

-:

why

:

00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,641

-:

think it was just, you know, putting,

:

00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:45,251

the guy who just did all this cool

stuff, you know, in a silly situation.

:

00:55:45,251 --> 00:55:46,601

-:

we know he can like jump

:

00:55:46,601 --> 00:55:48,881

away real good, real fast.

:

00:55:48,911 --> 00:55:50,621

-:

mean, he does a lot of parkour in

:

00:55:50,621 --> 00:55:53,471

these two episodes, guys like, yeah,

:

00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:55,916

-:

out what he blew out his shoulder

:

00:55:56,171 --> 00:55:57,011

-:

I don't know, man.

:

00:55:57,686 --> 00:55:58,076

-:

Okay.

:

00:55:58,871 --> 00:55:59,171

-:

Yeah.

:

00:55:59,236 --> 00:55:59,456

-:

:

00:56:00,401 --> 00:56:00,911

-:

Uh,

:

00:56:01,121 --> 00:56:02,471

-:

we end on an eighties freeze

:

00:56:02,621 --> 00:56:03,341

-:

yes.

:

00:56:03,656 --> 00:56:05,066

-:

we do end on an eighties freeze

:

00:56:05,296 --> 00:56:06,161

-:

I wondered

:

00:56:06,206 --> 00:56:06,656

-:

but yeah, I

:

00:56:06,761 --> 00:56:11,471

-:

if you all felt like some romantic

:

00:56:11,621 --> 00:56:18,281

tension there at the end where Walker

and Tte have to like dive out of the

:

00:56:18,281 --> 00:56:20,591

way real fast and we freeze frame it.

:

00:56:20,591 --> 00:56:22,241

I was like, oh,

:

00:56:22,986 --> 00:56:23,206

-:

:

00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:24,351

-:

Yes.

:

00:56:24,461 --> 00:56:25,841

-:

we're getting closer.

:

00:56:26,171 --> 00:56:28,031

Closer as colleagues.

:

00:56:29,936 --> 00:56:33,476

-:

once I kind of got over my, like rage

:

00:56:33,506 --> 00:56:42,086

at rodeos, uh, I, uh, did think to

myself, if this show has any common

:

00:56:42,086 --> 00:56:47,066

decency, trivette and chuckles will bang.

:

00:56:48,366 --> 00:56:49,316

-:

Happy pride month

:

00:56:50,456 --> 00:56:50,876

-:

fucking

:

00:56:50,966 --> 00:56:51,956

-:

Happy pride.

:

00:56:58,686 --> 00:57:02,046

-:

Pride Month to all my fellow bisexuals.

:

00:57:02,046 --> 00:57:03,216

We exist.

:

00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:06,696

We exist.

:

00:57:06,801 --> 00:57:07,041

-:

:

00:57:07,176 --> 00:57:08,736

-:

if you're in a heterosexual

:

00:57:08,736 --> 00:57:09,666

relationship right now.

:

00:57:09,716 --> 00:57:10,721

-:

You are valid.

:

00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:11,276

-:

you.

:

00:57:12,056 --> 00:57:13,136

You are valid.

:

00:57:13,916 --> 00:57:18,866

I love you as well as everybody

else in the Alpha Mafia.

:

00:57:18,956 --> 00:57:19,916

Love y'all.

:

00:57:20,726 --> 00:57:21,026

Happy

:

00:57:21,221 --> 00:57:21,571

-:

Truly.

:

00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:22,841

Yeah.

:

00:57:22,841 --> 00:57:24,076

So we watched the first thing.

:

00:57:24,616 --> 00:57:25,036

Mm-hmm.

:

00:57:25,631 --> 00:57:26,711

-:

So that happened.

:

00:57:26,971 --> 00:57:27,261

-:

:

00:57:27,341 --> 00:57:27,671

-:

that.

:

00:57:28,106 --> 00:57:30,236

-:

so are we gonna do our mash?

:

00:57:31,426 --> 00:57:31,946

-:

I got the new

:

00:57:32,231 --> 00:57:34,661

-:

There's a lot more seasons of this show.

:

00:57:34,811 --> 00:57:35,261

You guys.

:

00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:36,206

-:

:

00:57:37,136 --> 00:57:41,546

So if people, uh, don't

remember, this is our new season.

:

00:57:41,576 --> 00:57:45,386

We, instead of rolling dice

like the, uh, guys on, last

:

00:57:45,386 --> 00:57:49,076

time on, we play a game of mash

:

00:57:50,076 --> 00:57:50,196

-:

M.

:

00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:56,426

-:

apartment, something, house, Shaq house.

:

00:57:56,711 --> 00:57:57,671

-:

Ho House.

:

00:57:57,866 --> 00:57:58,016

-:

:

00:57:58,031 --> 00:57:58,721

-:

House, yeah.

:

00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:03,521

Alright, so who wants to do the swirl?

:

00:58:04,836 --> 00:58:06,556

-:

I think I'm stuck living the

:

00:58:06,556 --> 00:58:09,161

closest to Texas, so it's me

:

00:58:10,106 --> 00:58:10,591

-:

:

00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:13,636

-:

Okay, tell me one.

:

00:58:16,156 --> 00:58:16,856

-:

and stop.

:

00:58:18,406 --> 00:58:18,696

-:

Okay.

:

00:58:19,571 --> 00:58:21,611

1, 2, 3, 4.

:

00:58:21,611 --> 00:58:22,151

Fuck.

:

00:58:22,156 --> 00:58:30,191

6, 7, 10 episodes.

:

00:58:30,416 --> 00:58:30,566

-:

:

00:58:30,596 --> 00:58:31,316

-:

All right.

:

00:58:32,411 --> 00:58:34,151

-:

I may have upped the numbers just a

:

00:58:34,286 --> 00:58:36,011

-:

No, I hoped that the algorithm was

:

00:58:36,011 --> 00:58:39,506

gonna exist because I do not wanna

get stuck watching like a actual

:

00:58:39,506 --> 00:58:41,726

season's worth of Walker Texas Ranger.

:

00:58:43,211 --> 00:58:44,021

-:

No, we

:

00:58:44,306 --> 00:58:44,636

-:

Okay.

:

00:58:45,281 --> 00:58:47,051

-:

Although I do think that we should

:

00:58:47,051 --> 00:58:50,291

for a very special episode at some

point, watch an episode along Byer

:

00:58:50,546 --> 00:58:50,636

-:

Okay.

:

00:58:51,671 --> 00:58:52,631

-:

'cause it's kind of like

:

00:58:52,721 --> 00:58:54,071

Walker, Texas Ranger done.

:

00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:54,491

Right.

:

00:58:54,641 --> 00:59:00,371

I think in some ways obviously

still got problems, but,

:

00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:02,756

-:

So I'm looking for an episode list.

:

00:59:02,806 --> 00:59:03,586

-:

Oh duh.

:

00:59:03,586 --> 00:59:05,206

It started in:

:

00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:07,786

We were barely humans in:

:

00:59:07,891 --> 00:59:08,311

-:

:

00:59:08,641 --> 00:59:08,806

-:

Okay.

:

00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:10,291

I found one.

:

00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:13,841

-:

was probably learning how to poopy in the

:

00:59:14,236 --> 00:59:14,456

-:

:

00:59:17,291 --> 00:59:19,211

-:

Okay, so the first season was only

:

00:59:19,211 --> 00:59:21,131

four episodes, so we're out of that.

:

00:59:22,091 --> 00:59:22,781

-:

:

00:59:23,171 --> 00:59:23,711

Wow.

:

00:59:24,371 --> 00:59:24,881

-:

Okay.

:

00:59:24,911 --> 00:59:25,421

So

:

00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:28,511

-:

One, two.

:

00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:34,516

-:

5, 7, 8, 9.

:

00:59:36,731 --> 00:59:37,091

Okay.

:

00:59:37,091 --> 00:59:44,411

So if we skip 10 episodes, that puts

us on season two, episode eight.

:

00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:47,711

Unfinished business.

:

00:59:49,481 --> 00:59:49,931

-:

Damn.

:

00:59:49,991 --> 00:59:53,471

I really wanted it to be, she'll

do, to ride the river with, 'cause

:

00:59:53,471 --> 00:59:55,811

what the fuck kind of title is that?

:

00:59:59,801 --> 01:00:00,281

-:

Yeah.

:

01:00:00,281 --> 01:00:02,951

I don't know, but it sounds

like we could forward the river.

:

01:00:03,001 --> 01:00:03,331

-:

Yeah.

:

01:00:04,096 --> 01:00:04,271

-:

:

01:00:04,736 --> 01:00:06,271

-:

There could be so many

:

01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:08,071

references to Mulan here.

:

01:00:08,461 --> 01:00:08,941

Um,

:

01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:09,710

Dishonor.

:

01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,300

Dishonor on your whole family.

:

01:00:11,330 --> 01:00:11,918

Make a note of this

:

01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:13,938

-:

we want an episode description?

:

01:00:15,348 --> 01:00:16,188

-:

yes, we do

:

01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:20,198

-:

A renegade vigilante Samuel j bodine.

:

01:00:20,858 --> 01:00:22,988

It's probably Bodine in Texas, right?

:

01:00:23,838 --> 01:00:24,258

-:

:

01:00:24,818 --> 01:00:25,208

-:

Bo

:

01:00:25,478 --> 01:00:25,718

-:

Yep.

:

01:00:26,018 --> 01:00:27,248

A failed Texas Ranger.

:

01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:31,508

Applicant challenges walker with his

attempts to capture several escaped

:

01:00:31,508 --> 01:00:36,728

criminals, but he inadvertently endangers

innocent civilians in the process.

:

01:00:38,483 --> 01:00:39,023

-:

:

01:00:39,023 --> 01:00:40,943

Generic, generic, generic.

:

01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:44,528

-:

Words, words, words, words, words.

:

01:00:46,508 --> 01:00:47,438

-:

:

01:00:47,858 --> 01:00:50,393

-:

this is a writing prompt from Reddit.

:

01:00:52,358 --> 01:00:53,528

-:

How many seasons are there?

:

01:00:54,188 --> 01:00:54,398

-:

Oh

:

01:00:54,428 --> 01:00:56,858

-:

Uh, hang on.

:

01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:58,328

Nine.

:

01:00:58,478 --> 01:00:59,528

-:

I thought there were nine.

:

01:00:59,588 --> 01:00:59,978

-:

:

01:00:59,978 --> 01:01:00,758

Wow.

:

01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:02,858

-:

rest of them are like 20 something.

:

01:01:02,883 --> 01:01:05,768

Se episode seasons like

They're real seasons.

:

01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:07,268

-:

so we'll be sitting with this

:

01:01:07,268 --> 01:01:08,948

probably most of the summer then

:

01:01:09,038 --> 01:01:09,428

-:

Oh good.

:

01:01:09,763 --> 01:01:10,053

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Yeah.

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Lots of time to explore the check Norris

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to right wing weird production pipeline.

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Here we go.

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Um, also, oh yeah.

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Uh, um.

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Anyway, until next time I.

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Internet.

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We've got unfinished business

'cause it's the name of the next

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Good.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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