Stargate SG1 S1E1 - Stargate: Pit

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who want

to watch all this prestige television,

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but who's got time for all that?

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

know I don't.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I don't either.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm Jafar

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm Ben.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

And I'm Victor, this is

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Dominion Media Television.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and we're here, we're

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going to do Stargate SG 1,

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

which is a very large show.

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we have not, we have

not tested this format.

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none of us have seen it.

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We've not tested this format

on a show this long before.

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, so I'm going to talk about that for

a minute because I'm assuming we've

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got a group of new listeners because

of the popularity of Stargate SG 1.

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, anyways,

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

be some fans, yeah.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

there might be some fans.

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so this is last time on, this is

the podcast for people who want to

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watch this prestige television, but

there's just so much, there's so much

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So much.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and they're all hour longs and

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they're all just constantly with the

new episodes and the new seasons.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It's unattainable.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, how many times have you been asked?

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Hey, you should watch this show.

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It's great.

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You'll really like it and you're

already watching the Marvelous Mrs.

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Maisel and you just don't have the

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I don't, yeah, I don't have time.

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I can't watch all of The Walking Dead.

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I'm sorry.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

between Doctor Who

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and Melrose Place, I don't

have time for anything new.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

exactly and so what we do here

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is we try to distill a show, but

we don't we don't do it in a way.

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, , that makes sense, I

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

No.

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Woo.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Not at

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Uh, that's, that sounds like less fun.

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, you know, they say all art

comes from pain, and for us,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

We are here

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

being a completionist,

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skipping 30 episodes.

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, so what we do here is we watch the

pilot of a show, and then, , I have

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a mathematical formula to figure out

how many dice we roll based off the

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number of episodes and the target number

of episodes that we want to watch.

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In this case, I've set the target

to watching 13 episodes out of

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Stargate's 200 some episodes.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

We are gonna miss some stuff.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Which is...

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Significantly more than normal,

but I also adjusted our target.

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Normally, we try to watch eight

episodes of a show, , for Breaking Bad.

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We ended up watching nine

for Into the Badlands.

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We ended up watching seven.

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So, you know, Uh, it's just kind of

random like that because we're going

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to be rolling dice and that's going to

tell us how many episodes we actually

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skip and the dice this time, they're

not loaded in the sense that they're

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cheat dice, but there's a bunch of them.

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We are a mage casting

fireball this season.

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I have four D six and one D four, which

is going to be our dice for this show.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So giving us minimum jumps of five.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm sorry, that is just so on

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

five and a maximum jump of twenty eight.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing about

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that, 46 plus 1 div 4, that is just so

on brand for Javert, him and his Vorlon

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like calculations, like, it's just like,

here we go, here's the magic number.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

if you've never listened to a podcast

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with me before, I like to make

dick and fart jokes and do math.

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That's my life, , and I get to do both

in this episode of the podcast for sure.

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surprising amounts of

math in this episode.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Some of it makes sense.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and uh,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Uh,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I've been just wanted to say I've been

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really looking forward to doing this

podcast with you guys I loved last

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time on when I first discovered I was

a huge fan of the system And I was a

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big fan of Breaking Bad as well and

just listening to you guys do the show

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I was like, this is the coolest thing

ever just like skipping episodes and

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making up your

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

a fan of Breaking Bad,

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I'm sorry for what we did.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That was so much fun.

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I was screaming at the podcast,

like when you guys were making your

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predictions and your, your summaries.

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I'm like, wow, you are so

wrong, but this is hilarious.

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So

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

loved it.

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I've been really looking

forward to joining you guys.

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And I know, I know my fans

of Dimini Media Television.

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We are so many Stargate fans and

for years now, since I started.

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Since I started the page back in

: 2019

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messages from people being, Hey, give

us some crossover Stargate content.

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And I've always had to say,

well, sorry, I can't help you.

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I haven't seen it.

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And so finally going to, , going to

get some Stargate content coming in.

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, I

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loved,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

grasp on the show.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I just want to say, I loved the movie

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when it first came out, it came out in

94, I want to say, and so I would have

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been like 12 years old at the time.

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And I remember having.

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Stargate movie with Val Kilmer

and James Spader on VHS.

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And I remember wearing that tape out.

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I watched it so much as a kid.

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I freaking loved it.

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I mean, at the time...

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

oh, Kurt Russell, yeah.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Val, I always get those two guys confused.

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I'm sorry.

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Ha

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

remember I had it on VHS, I probably

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hadn't watched it in 20, 25 years.

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But I remember always being, laughing

at the scene where they first enter

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into the temple on the other side.

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Because the guys, there's the,

I guess Air Force, I didn't

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that up the first, like, when I was a kid.

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They were just soldier to my young brain.

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But every time they went around, like,

a column or a corner, there was a...

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, I'm cocking my gun noise, and I was

just like why would they, why would

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they be cocking their guns all the time?

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They would just be like walking

around this temple with just

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bullets laying everywhere, unfired.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Exactly . That is such a, a TV trope that

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annoys the hell outta me this, these days.

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I mean, most of my fans know I've been,

I've been in the Army for 21 years.

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I'm, I'm about to retire.

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So like before, uh, I mean, even before I

enlisted, I, I did never even notice that.

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But now I, now I notice it.

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I mean, I'm, I'm a Pogue for those

of you who know what that means,

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meaning I've, I've fired a gun

like eight times in my entire life.

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So . So I don't know a whole

lot, but I know a little bit.

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Yeah, that's that's such a trope

every time a gun shows up on screen.

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It's like Guns in real life are not

that noisy when they're not being shot

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

A hundred

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

well also if I'm going through a magic

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space, uh, space alien teleportation

device, I might have one in the

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chamber before I go, or at the very

least like hey Maybe I don't know

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how this is going to affect this.

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I don't want it to go

off during transport.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I get there.

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Okay, let's go.

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Not each time I go around a column.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, they are pretty

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Can you imagine if you walked

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through the Stargate and it just

ignited every bullet on you at once?

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If that was just part of the process?

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It'd

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Man, what if they,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

be a very short series.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it's fun.

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, so yeah, so, uh, a lot of Stargate fans on

DMTV and, , I, I loved the movie as a kid.

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, watched it so many times and then see,

premiered in: 1997

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So I would have been a little

older, like 15, 16 at the time.

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And I

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

On Showtime, right?

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It was, , I have no idea.

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It must have been on, it must have

been on network TV because we didn't, I

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didn't have cable a whole lot growing up.

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So, maybe,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I think the show started on

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Showtime and then moved to Sci Fi.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That make sense?

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Yeah,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Has it, or has it come to be known,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Siffy, yeah.

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But I, I remember watching the

first episode of SG 1 as a kid on

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TV, and I just, I couldn't make

it through the entire episode.

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I hated it, I'm like, this is dumb,

this is nothing like the movie.

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And, here we are, fast forward, , what

is it, 20, almost 25 years later.

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Watching it again for this episode.

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You know, I'm older now and watching

it again, and I still fucking hate it.

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This is crap I'm sorry guys, this

SG 1 sucks compared to the movie,

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and I know I'm pissing off a lot of

my fans out there But I don't know

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why you guys like SG 1 so much.

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Oh, it's the coolest thing ever.

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No, it's cheesy It's lame And I know

Javert is over there like cringing right

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now because we got all these new viewers

coming in and I'm I'm just I'm going

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I'm pulling a President Clark over here.

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I'm just scorched earthing my own

fans, being like, You guys are dumb!

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This show sucks!

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

If I cared about pissing people off and

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not getting viewers, I wouldn't have

gone on one of my single leftist rants.

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And we both know how prone to those I am.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah, those start some dumpster fires.

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But yeah.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm just hoping it

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gets, , a little better.

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Like, , this was clearly doing a lot

of, Okay, how do we get from movie

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with a rather definitive ending

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to 90's adventure show.

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Okay, we've got to do a lot of

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

hmm.

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Serialized,

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm hoping once we get into, it feels

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like it's going to be a adventure of

the week, plus like a little bit of

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serialization layered over the top.

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I'm hoping it gets better past the pilot.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

To me it feels like I'm watching...

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I was just going to say, it feels

like I'm watching Seinfeld with

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Stargate wallpaper in the background.

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That's what I'm watching

when I watch SG 1.

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Now I'm going in with an open mind, like I

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I've not seen this movie.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

You never seen the original movie?

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I've, I've not seen the original

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movie and so I don't have a

pedestal to put this show on

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I don't expect to be put on a pedal

stall, but please, show a little respect.

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I'm sorry, you don't

expect to be put on a what?

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On a, on a pedal stool.

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A pedal stool?.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and I'll tell you what I was kind of

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like meh about it and then they made

the MacGyver joke at like the 30 or 45

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minute mark or whatever it was and Seeing

the side eye with the MacGyver joke.

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I'm like, Oh, I get it now.

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I know why people like this show.

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Okay.

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I'm here for this.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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Well, I'm going in with an open mind

now, , before, before this podcast, I'd

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never completed an entire episode of SG1.

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I remember trying to give it another

chance over the years, and I could

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never make it through an entire episode.

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So, but here we are, I'm going to

open mind, do it again, and see

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what all the fuss is all about.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So how this is going to work is this

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episode's pretty straightforward.

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We're just going to talk about the

pilot, go through the plot of the pilot.

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We'll make some predictions.

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That'll be the end of the episode.

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We'll find out how many episodes

we're going to skip and we will read

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a short synopsis of that episode.

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And then that's it.

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It's next episode where things

start to get fun, where we've

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skipped somewhere between four

to five to twenty eight episodes.

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And then we have, , we'll be making,

, predictions going off of that.

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And then

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

And going back.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and going back, , we have a

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couple of things that we'll do.

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, any of the hosts can prompt a last

time on, which is them predicting

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something that has already happened.

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, We can challenge each other.

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With a wah hopper horror, where we force

one of our co hosts to explain something

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that we don't understand in the show.

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, based off of things that

have previously happened.

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And then we can get weird with it.

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Where we, , all the hosts will

throw out a suggestion or two

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that is completely off the wall.

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We think, we've been right before.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, until it turns out that Patchy

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and Minerva had a relationship.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, did not see that coming.

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, And that's the kind of stuff,

but let's get weird with it.

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So we won't really find

out until the synopsis.

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, I know there's going to be some social

media engagement on our predictions.

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We'll talk about that later in the

episode when we make those predictions.

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, I'm going to come out and

say it right now, not reading

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the comments on any of that

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yep.

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, xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm not reading the comments on a

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single Stargate meme that DMT posts.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Mm

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I don't want to spoil myself

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on accident on anything.

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And so if you leave a comment for me in

there, I'm never gonna fucking see it.

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I appreciate the engagement, but

just, I'm being upfront about it now.

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I can't risk spoilers for the show, so I

will not be engaging in any of that stuff.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I can promise you the second we, , finish

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the show, I will go back and engage

in every single one of those comments

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because my anxiety won't let me not.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

a good man, Ben.

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I've seen some of the comments I've seen

the comments and the memes and I don't

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get them at all so they don't make no

sense to me when I made the announcement

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on the page that there's going to be

Stargate content coming in I had so many

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weird memes that I have no idea what

the hell you guys are talking about so,

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Maybe

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

format of this show yeah, considering the

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format of this show I may never will so

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I will say, I'm not going into

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the comments on any MacGyver

memes, or any God of War memes.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Interesting.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

happening.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, MacGyver and God of

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War, what, uh, Yeah, alright.

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Are you doing a rewatch

of MacGyver, Ben, or?

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

well, O'Neal is MacGyver.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Our main character,

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and then Teal'c is the voice of, , Kratos

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

No way, I did not know that.

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Oh, that's awesome.

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Oh, okay, cool.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I gotta say, so we're watching

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a show on Amazon Prime for the

first time, which has X Ray.

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Uh,

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

be careful.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah, normally you're all

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about the IMDB when you watch,

but you've had to avoid it.

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X Ray does not give details

unless you start digging in.

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So you can just hit pause

and get an actor's name.

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That's helpful.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It is!

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, fortunately I recognized some people,

like, , Don Davis, who is a perfect,

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, 90s, , and 80s that guy, as our general.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Mm

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

like, oh, we know we're in for

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quality here, like, this guy is

gonna deliver some exposition.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

is that the, , the Hank Schrader

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looking guy with the bald head?

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, benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

the, yeah.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

the general.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, yeah, he's got big general energy.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

All right.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, General Hammond, yep.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

we're ready to get started.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, let's do it!

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Let's do it.

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We open on a poker game, firmly setting

the show in PNG era canon of Star Trek.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well, because they are doing

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something I've only seen in

90s TV, playing face up poker.

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I I've never seen this

outside of a 90s sci fi show.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

You're right.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I don't get it.

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I I I wouldn't be surprised if

it was in there as a TNG homage.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

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The timing is right.

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This would have been after the finale.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

A question for you guys.

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What were they eating in that scene?

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I analyzed this way too much.

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I paused it and tried to zoom in and

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I know in a second we've got a

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guy who's laying dead in a pile of

ruffles, and I was just like, Ooh,

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we they've got riches.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I couldn't tell, because that is a massive

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bowl of snacks they got on that table.

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And I was like, are those potato chips?

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Are they cookies?

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And, looks like they're drinking coffee,

but, , I don't know if it was supposed

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to be, like, booze or something.

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Anyway, like I said, I read into

this opening scene way too much.

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I was like, wait.

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I will I will freely admit, unlike unlike

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Victor here, I have never served, but it

did seem like a lot of snacks for on duty,

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, soldiers sneaking away from their duties.

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that, that's a hundred percent.

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That's legit.

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No

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Okay,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that's when you're,

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: 00:16:10

when you're in fuck off

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that's more snacks than I could

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get sneaking away at CVS, so, like,

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

No, that, that so far is the most accurate

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thing about this scene is, oh, I'm sorry.

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Uh, that is the.

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The one thing that is not accurate

of the scene is these guys are

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bitching about this detail.

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They're like, oh, this detail sucks.

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: 00:16:30

I hate this.

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I'm like, no, you landed

the dream job, guys.

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You're fucking off eating snacks,

playing poker, and getting paid.

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There's nothing, no.

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If this was a real situation, they'd

be like, hell yeah, this is awesome!

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And then the gate opens and ruins it.

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Because that's what happens too.

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Every time you land a dream

job, something fucks it up.

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So...

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I have a question for you, Vic, here.

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What is the term for an Air Force grunt?

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, dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

airman, wingman, that's

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what they call each other.

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But these guys specifically are, this

is something that did get right for

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the, the MPs, I think they called them

SF, security forces, they wear berets.

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, and also this is the 90s, so I don't

know how things were back then.

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: 00:17:09

But, , the rest of the service, we

just call them assholes because they

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have it easier than the rest of us.

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: 00:17:15

I'm sorry Air Force guys,

but you know it's true.

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The one thing I regret

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benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Easier than the Coast

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Guard?

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dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Uh, yeah, definitely.

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Coast Guard has actually gotten

a lot rougher than you'd think.

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Like, because they're constantly

working, intercepting, like, smuggling

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and cartels and crap, so yeah, I

got a lot of respect for coasties.

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Yeah.

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xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So, they're

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: 00:17:34

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I have a little respect

403

: 00:17:35

for Air Force, too, so.

404

: 00:17:38

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

they're just playing cards, the gate opens

405

: 00:17:40

up and a bunch of Serpentors walk through.

406

: 00:17:48

Cobra, Cobra!

407

: 00:17:49

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Cobra!

408

: 00:17:51

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, we don't need to, we don't

409

: 00:17:52

need to drop, Ben can do the voice.

410

: 00:17:55

And

411

: 00:17:55

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

you, G.

412

: 00:17:56

I.

413

: 00:17:56

Joe!

414

: 00:17:57

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Heh heh heh.

415

: 00:17:58

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and the airmen just start blasting at

416

: 00:18:01

these maybe bulletproof Serpentors?

417

: 00:18:05

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

They're

418

: 00:18:05

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that seemed selective.

419

: 00:18:08

I noticed the

420

: 00:18:09

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Five of

421

: 00:18:09

those guys die.

422

: 00:18:11

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh, wow, five.

423

: 00:18:12

That was, hmm.

424

: 00:18:13

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, eight people entered, three leave.

425

: 00:18:16

So five of the Serpentors

get killed by four.

426

: 00:18:21

Air Corpsman, despite them

having bulletproof armor,

427

: 00:18:25

surprise, and outnumbering them.

428

: 00:18:27

This is not a realistic

tactical engagement.

429

: 00:18:31

Their guns do suck.

430

: 00:18:33

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

The, the alien, like, staff guns.

431

: 00:18:35

It is not well

432

: 00:18:36

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

They're cool, but not practical at all.

433

: 00:18:38

Yeah.

434

: 00:18:40

Yeah, they definitely got

the rule of cool going.

435

: 00:18:41

Something I did notice about

these, , these, uh, I guess,

436

: 00:18:45

what are we going to call them?

437

: 00:18:46

The, the snake goons, I guess,

is what we could call them.

438

: 00:18:50

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I call them Serpentors throughout my

439

: 00:18:52

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Serpentors, that works,

440

: 00:18:54

that works

441

: 00:18:54

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

for me.

442

: 00:18:55

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah.

443

: 00:18:56

, one thing I did notice about them

is they are different than the

444

: 00:18:59

Stargate alien goons in the movie.

445

: 00:19:02

, because I, something I really focused in

on is there were two types in the movie.

446

: 00:19:06

One of them had a, had an eagle

face on their giant metal mask

447

: 00:19:11

and the other one had a jackal.

448

: 00:19:12

And I found out later that they're

supposed to be representing,

449

: 00:19:16

, the Egyptian god Horus.

450

: 00:19:18

And the, oh god, I'm, I'm losing,

Anubis, yeah, Anubis, Anubis,

451

: 00:19:22

for the Expanse fans out there.

452

: 00:19:24

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, Anubis is the jackal

453

: 00:19:25

and Horus is the eagle.

454

: 00:19:27

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah, and so these guys are something new.

455

: 00:19:30

So, I think they're supposed to be

representing Apophis, who is also

456

: 00:19:33

another Egyptian god related to snakes.

457

: 00:19:36

I'm sure I've got some archaeologists and

historians out there who are screaming

458

: 00:19:40

at their, their, , phone right now,

459

: 00:19:43

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

no, we, we learn in this episode, Apothis

460

: 00:19:46

is the snake God and Ra's counterpart

and we get some lip service paid to that.

461

: 00:19:51

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Take that, Bembridge Scholars.

462

: 00:19:55

I'm imagining a lot of mummy drops

during this, during this show.

463

: 00:19:59

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh yeah.

464

: 00:20:00

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

so, yeah, I was surprised

465

: 00:20:01

by all the blood,

466

: 00:20:03

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

467

: 00:20:03

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

was

468

: 00:20:04

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Is why the whole Showtime

469

: 00:20:06

thing makes more sense to me as

470

: 00:20:08

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Okay, yeah.

471

: 00:20:09

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that's definitely more of a

472

: 00:20:10

Showtime thing than a sci fi thing.

473

: 00:20:12

It also explains how they

got that MacGyver money.

474

: 00:20:14

, we get the main theme after this.

475

: 00:20:16

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well, but first, it's important.

476

: 00:20:18

One of our, , airmen gets got.

477

: 00:20:21

Hehehehehehe.

478

: 00:20:21

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

479

: 00:20:21

They

480

: 00:20:22

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, the blonde.

481

: 00:20:23

The blonde girl.

482

: 00:20:23

They take her back to the gate.

483

: 00:20:26

And you just reminded me of

something with the music.

484

: 00:20:28

I hate the music in this scene.

485

: 00:20:30

Like, I'm sorry guys, I'm

just gonna be a Gator hater.

486

: 00:20:34

The music when the serpentors

come through the gate.

487

: 00:20:39

It's ridiculous.

488

: 00:20:40

I'm sorry.

489

: 00:20:41

It sounds like the Disney jumbo theme.

490

: 00:20:43

It's like burrrr, dum, dum, dum, dum,

dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

491

: 00:20:46

Like, here comes the bad guys.

492

: 00:20:48

Like, I could not get into it.

493

: 00:20:50

Like, I want to go back and remake this.

494

: 00:20:53

Like a Hans Zimmer soundtrack or

something because it just sounded so

495

: 00:20:56

fucking goofy and another thing and

another thing the zoom in When the

496

: 00:21:01

Serpenters are coming through the gate,

they are wearing the same boots as

497

: 00:21:04

the Air Force guys I know those boots.

498

: 00:21:07

Those are Rothko brand leather boots

with some like Ren Faire style Greaves

499

: 00:21:14

placed over them to make them look like

metal boots maybe this worked back in

500

: 00:21:17

the 90s when there we didn't have the HD

resolution, but I'm seeing it, and it's

501

: 00:21:21

just, it's just super cheap as hell.

502

: 00:21:23

Except for the main bad guy, the,

503

: 00:21:25

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

HD has been the the, the, bane of...

504

: 00:21:29

Anything made before 2004.

505

: 00:21:32

Uh, it's just like, eh, nobody's

going to see this, who cares?

506

: 00:21:35

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

The, the main goon boss, uh, I think

507

: 00:21:37

it's Apophis Actual there in the gold.

508

: 00:21:40

It's, he's wearing the same thing,

but it's just spray painted gold.

509

: 00:21:43

Like, that's...

510

: 00:21:45

Again, maybe it's just because it's been

upscaled to HD that I'm noticing this.

511

: 00:21:50

But, yeah, that...

512

: 00:21:52

Gator Hater.

513

: 00:21:52

You know what, I'm gonna start a Gator

Hater count for Victor for each episode.

514

: 00:21:56

Gator Hater...

515

: 00:21:58

Two points so far.

516

: 00:22:01

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

We're, we're, yeah, we're at two.

517

: 00:22:06

So,

518

: 00:22:06

we're twenty minutes in and

we got to the theme song.

519

: 00:22:10

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I, I was not impressed by this theme song.

520

: 00:22:13

It might grow on me.

521

: 00:22:15

, but I think the music we

get right after the theme.

522

: 00:22:19

When it's, , MacGyver getting

marched around the base and stuff

523

: 00:22:23

is better than this theme song.

524

: 00:22:25

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

on.

525

: 00:22:26

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well, Ja'far, not every sci fi

526

: 00:22:27

show is going to have a bespoke

theme song for every season.

527

: 00:22:31

So, let's just,

528

: 00:22:33

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm spoiled on Babylon 5.

529

: 00:22:36

,

-: 0251

530

: 00:22:37

1 theme stuck in my head lately,

ever since I saw this episode.

531

: 00:22:40

I keep, it's on repeat in my head.

532

: 00:22:43

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm so

533

: 00:22:44

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Eh, it's interesting.

534

: 00:22:45

It's not bad, I mean, I kinda like it,

I think it's not bad, but , you know.

535

: 00:22:49

Not even worth a hater point for

me, so I do kind of like the theme.

536

: 00:22:54

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

so we have some mooks who

537

: 00:22:55

meet up with Jack Gyver.

538

: 00:22:57

Uh, they're to bring him

to an Air Force General.

539

: 00:23:00

And then we get kind of a recap of the

movie over the next handful of scenes.

540

: 00:23:04

Where they'll talk about

a little bit of the movie.

541

: 00:23:07

Do some stuff, talk about the

movie a little bit, do some

542

: 00:23:09

stuff, talk about the movie,

543

: 00:23:11

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah, make sure everybody's caught up.

544

: 00:23:14

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

because I had no idea

545

: 00:23:15

what the fuck happened.

546

: 00:23:16

So this was useful for me.

547

: 00:23:17

Heh

548

: 00:23:18

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

The scene where the, , where the Air

549

: 00:23:20

Force suits come in to get Colonel

MacGyver, that is really, that's almost

550

: 00:23:26

a shot for shot re Reimagining of the

scene where we introduce , Kurt Russell

551

: 00:23:32

in the movie Where his character gets

picked up a government sedan pulls

552

: 00:23:38

in The Air Force guys in full dress

uniform come in and there's like we need

553

: 00:23:42

to speak to Colonel O'Neill the only

difference is this time he's He's on

554

: 00:23:47

the roof looking through a telescope.

555

: 00:23:48

, in the original movie, he was

in his kid's bedroom brooding.

556

: 00:23:52

, which, , yeah, it was

pretty, pretty heavy stuff.

557

: 00:23:54

I'm sure we'll get to that.

558

: 00:23:57

Anyway, yeah, just a

short, short little recap.

559

: 00:23:59

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

was in the in

560

: 00:24:02

the in the in the movie if I'm recalling

correctly like they Really have to

561

: 00:24:05

drag him in in this one as soon as

they're like, hey, it's the Stargate.

562

: 00:24:08

He's like, it's on

563

: 00:24:10

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Heh

564

: 00:24:11

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

565

: 00:24:11

Mm

566

: 00:24:11

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

heh heh heh heh heh heh.

567

: 00:24:14

Yep.

568

: 00:24:15

There's a lot of assumption in

these scenes that the Stargates

569

: 00:24:18

are set with their destination,

570

: 00:24:21

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah,

571

: 00:24:22

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and that really bothered me.

572

: 00:24:24

I'm just gonna throw that out there,

that seems completely nonsensical to me,

573

: 00:24:29

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I Was going to say, even

574

: 00:24:29

in the movie, the...

575

: 00:24:31

The mechanics about how the gate is

supposed to work don't completely

576

: 00:24:34

make sense, but that's okay.

577

: 00:24:35

That's, you can suspend a

little bit of disbelief there.

578

: 00:24:44

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I think it's in the movie they're trying

579

: 00:24:46

to be like this is the only place we

can go You don't have to worry about

580

: 00:24:50

other people showing up like let's

just keep this story contained and now

581

: 00:24:54

they're trying to be like Hey, how about

we go on a new crazy adventure every week?

582

: 00:24:59

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

But still, what doesn't make sense to me

583

: 00:25:01

is if that was the only place the gate

goes, then why do you have to dial in

584

: 00:25:05

the fucking coordinates to the next gate?

585

: 00:25:08

Like, why would you do that?

586

: 00:25:09

If you may, if you have a wormhole that

only goes one place, why do you have to

587

: 00:25:13

punch in the address for the destination?

588

: 00:25:15

That does make sense to me, so.

589

: 00:25:17

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well, it could be like a lock, I guess,

590

: 00:25:20

but if they're so set on no one using

this portal, and coming through, you

591

: 00:25:25

destroy it on the other one side,

you destroy the one on Earth, too!

592

: 00:25:30

You pull it out of the basement,

you take it to the desert in Nevada,

593

: 00:25:33

and you fucking nuke the thing!

594

: 00:25:35

No one's coming through then!

595

: 00:25:37

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That's another plot

596

: 00:25:38

point I'm curious about.

597

: 00:25:39

I might put this in my predictions.

598

: 00:25:41

I think it is implied that

the material the Stargate is

599

: 00:25:45

made out of is indestructible.

600

: 00:25:47

Because that was a major plot point in the

movie, is like, it's some kind of mineral

601

: 00:25:50

that's not on the periodic table, , yeah,

602

: 00:25:53

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

which doesn't make any sense.

603

: 00:25:55

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah, of course.

604

: 00:25:56

But the, the Egyptian descendants

who were, the humans on the other

605

: 00:26:01

planet that the, that Ra had kidnapped

and turned into slave labor, that's

606

: 00:26:06

their job, is they mine the minerals

that the Stargate is made of.

607

: 00:26:09

Like, that's, that's what

their slave labor is for.

608

: 00:26:13

And that's, they're mining the

minerals to, I guess, build more

609

: 00:26:16

starships and gates and whatnot.

610

: 00:26:18

So I have a, yeah, I'm pretty sure that

this material, I don't know if they're

611

: 00:26:21

ever going to give it a name, but

whatever the material is that the gate

612

: 00:26:25

is made out of, it's like vibranium.

613

: 00:26:26

It can just do, it's

going to be unobtainium.

614

: 00:26:30

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

The starships are made of the

615

: 00:26:31

same un nukable material as the

stargates, yet we're okay with

616

: 00:26:35

the ship getting nuked in orbit?

617

: 00:26:37

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It's a good point, it's a good point.

618

: 00:26:38

Okay.

619

: 00:26:38

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

ship,

620

: 00:26:40

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Uh,

621

: 00:26:41

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Okay, yeah,

622

: 00:26:42

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

pull build the walls out of that stuff.

623

: 00:26:44

Okay.

624

: 00:26:45

Yeah,

625

: 00:26:45

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

626

: 00:26:46

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

if you can't destroy the thing

627

: 00:26:48

Here's here's the secret you

take it put it on its side over a

628

: 00:26:52

big pit And then everybody who comes

in here just ends up at the bottom

629

: 00:27:00

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh god, that is genius, yeah.

630

: 00:27:03

Yeah, that's better than

the stupid iris they

631

: 00:27:04

came up

632

: 00:27:05

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

sequel Stargate

633

: 00:27:06

Right after, after Stargate

Universe, Stargate colon pit.

634

: 00:27:10

Um,

635

: 00:27:11

and it's just,

636

: 00:27:12

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh, there's a good

637

: 00:27:13

spinoff name.

638

: 00:27:14

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

just the Mortal Kombat pit.

639

: 00:27:17

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

There's spikes at the

640

: 00:27:18

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, like scorpions guarding this thing.

641

: 00:27:19

They turn it on its side and

just a bunch of spikes take care

642

: 00:27:22

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

643

: 00:27:23

Then I guess the,

644

: 00:27:24

then, then the bad guys would

just start wearing parachutes

645

: 00:27:26

through the, through the gate.

646

: 00:27:28

And then you just immediately

pull the parachute.

647

: 00:27:29

But, then you're just stuck in the pit.

648

: 00:27:31

Never mind.

649

: 00:27:31

I'm overthinking this.

650

: 00:27:32

Go ahead.

651

: 00:27:34

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Jack gets reunited with his old unit

652

: 00:27:36

after being told they're going to

nuke the other side of the Stargate.

653

: 00:27:43

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

YEah!

654

: 00:27:46

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I do, I do like how General Hammond

655

: 00:27:48

this whole time is just kind of like,

Man, I wish I would have gone to

656

: 00:27:51

work with my cousin in theme parks.

657

: 00:27:54

Uh,

658

: 00:27:59

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Jack grabs a

659

: 00:28:00

box of Kleenex.

660

: 00:28:02

Send it through, , knowing that the

right person will understand the

661

: 00:28:05

message, and the Stargate reopens to

an empty box, , with a note, send more.

662

: 00:28:10

Were his allergies really

such a thing in the

663

: 00:28:13

movie?

664

: 00:28:14

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

yeah, in, in the original movie, , the

665

: 00:28:16

character was played by James Spader,

and yeah, he was , that was his thing,

666

: 00:28:19

he was sneezing constantly, even

before they went to the other planet.

667

: 00:28:22

This guy had just had some

horrible allergies, he was

668

: 00:28:25

constantly blowing his nose.

669

: 00:28:26

It was a comedic thing, cause like

the, the special forces, air force

670

: 00:28:30

guys would be there loaded up, they

got all their guns ready, and he's

671

: 00:28:33

in the back just blowing his nose, it

was, it was played for comedic effect.

672

: 00:28:36

I just made a little note that I

found it interesting that I guess

673

: 00:28:39

at the time James Spader was too

good for television, and he couldn't

674

: 00:28:42

reprise his role as Daniel Jackson.

675

: 00:28:44

And, I mean, just, oh

how times have changed.

676

: 00:28:47

Yeah, now James Spader

is doing all kinds of TV.

677

: 00:28:49

So, yeah, interesting.

678

: 00:28:51

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, we go to a mission briefing with

679

: 00:28:53

a lot of casual misogyny after this.

680

: 00:28:57

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh, God, that

681

: 00:28:57

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I think

682

: 00:28:58

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh,

683

: 00:28:58

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

the

684

: 00:28:58

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

because it's a girl?

685

: 00:29:01

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Mm

686

: 00:29:03

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

uh, the apex of this scene is,

687

: 00:29:05

it's not because you're a woman.

688

: 00:29:07

I love women.

689

: 00:29:08

It's because you're a

690

: 00:29:09

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

hmm.

691

: 00:29:09

Yeah, Yeah, FUCK

692

: 00:29:11

SCIENCE!

693

: 00:29:15

Yeah, there's a lot of hate coming

from MacGyver about scientists.

694

: 00:29:19

Like, fuckin scientists, God, he's like a

Republican up in there and he's like, Go

695

: 00:29:22

to hell with your science, get out of my

696

: 00:29:25

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well it's also, uh, I found it really

697

: 00:29:27

weird that the main character of our sci

fi escapist show, a show normally just

698

: 00:29:34

targeted at nerds, is an anti nerd bully.

699

: 00:29:38

so in this paper I will discuss, uh,

700

: 00:29:43

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.,

701

: 00:29:44

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that's part of why, like, we like

702

: 00:29:45

TNG, cause we like seeing, like,

we like seeing the nerds in charge.

703

: 00:29:50

And, this is just, we get a guy

who's just like, All you people

704

: 00:29:54

who watch this show are dumb.

705

: 00:29:56

And I don't, I wouldn't

personally like you.

706

: 00:29:59

Uh, heh heh heh heh.

707

: 00:30:00

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

uh, 100 hours of airtime in the golf war.

708

: 00:30:04

Wasn't that war like

three weeks long, guys?

709

: 00:30:08

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It was not particularly long.

710

: 00:30:10

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

711

: 00:30:11

I didn't, I didn't

712

: 00:30:12

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it's, it's impressive.

713

: 00:30:15

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

714

: 00:30:16

She flew all the missions.

715

: 00:30:17

It was just her.

716

: 00:30:19

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it's like 30 hours a week,

717

: 00:30:20

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

ha ha ha.

718

: 00:30:21

Yeah.

719

: 00:30:21

She, she was flying two planes at a time.

720

: 00:30:23

Ha

721

: 00:30:24

Mm

722

: 00:30:24

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

got You got before flying, you've

723

: 00:30:27

got after time flying, like, there's

a lot of shit that goes into just

724

: 00:30:30

getting in a plane, I have to imagine.

725

: 00:30:32

So, 30 hours a week for

three weeks straight, it's

726

: 00:30:36

gotta be fucking exhausting.

727

: 00:30:38

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

hmm.

728

: 00:30:38

Mm.

729

: 00:30:39

, xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

they agree to go on a 24 hour recon

730

: 00:30:41

mission, as is going to be, I'm

guessing, the standard for this show,

731

: 00:30:45

given it happens twice in this episode.

732

: 00:30:48

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yep.

733

: 00:30:49

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

and then they go through the Doctor Who

734

: 00:30:51

opening credits, and end up on Abydos.

735

: 00:30:56

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that effect, that was

736

: 00:30:57

another prediction that I

made before watching the show.

737

: 00:31:01

I made a whole bunch of predictions before

I even started the episode, and a lot of

738

: 00:31:06

them came true in the very first episode,

and one of them was that they were going

739

: 00:31:09

to reuse a lot of footage from the movie.

740

: 00:31:12

And yep, sure enough, that sequence, the

little wormhole sequence, that is just

741

: 00:31:17

copied and pasted directly from the movie.

742

: 00:31:20

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah.

743

: 00:31:22

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

744

: 00:31:23

And, and what's really funny is like

the, for a, a fraction of a second

745

: 00:31:27

when the sequence starts, it's

James Bader's face going through the

746

: 00:31:31

wormhole because, and when he first

goes through it, he steps through

747

: 00:31:36

face first just to, to look into it.

748

: 00:31:38

And then his, then the hyper speed effect

goes in and yeah, if, , yeah, for like a

749

: 00:31:44

fraction of a second, it's James Spader.

750

: 00:31:46

Every time that sequence starts,

751

: 00:31:47

, xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

they go through, , we get our

752

: 00:31:49

MacGyver line, we get reintroduced

to a bunch of characters.

753

: 00:31:53

, the troop needs to investigate,

but it's a sandstorm outside, so

754

: 00:31:56

they stop for a dinner and a drink.

755

: 00:32:01

Alien moonshine, that's the dream.

756

: 00:32:05

Give me some alien moonshine, hell yeah.

757

: 00:32:08

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

No.

758

: 00:32:09

Here, I am about to get up on a soapbox

because this is one of the things that

759

: 00:32:14

annoys me in both sci fi and fantasy, is

we get mythical, like, ex, , , different

760

: 00:32:22

alcohols, like, oh, elven wine is so

much stronger, , oh, Romulan ale will get

761

: 00:32:28

you messed up, and it's like, There's a

certain percentage of alcohol that at a

762

: 00:32:35

certain point, it is just rubbing alcohol.

763

: 00:32:37

We've already got that.

764

: 00:32:39

We've got the thing that is

the most alcohol it can be.

765

: 00:32:42

I've drank Everclear.

766

: 00:32:44

It sucked, but I've had it.

767

: 00:32:46

There is nothing in the galaxy

that you can give me that

768

: 00:32:49

is stronger than Everclear.

769

: 00:32:51

Hehehehe.

770

: 00:32:55

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Maybe they mix diesel

771

: 00:32:56

with it or something.

772

: 00:32:57

I don't know.

773

: 00:32:58

I

774

: 00:32:58

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

there could be other stuff

775

: 00:32:59

involved, but it can't be stronger.

776

: 00:33:02

So there is no blood wine that

is going to get me more messed up

777

: 00:33:07

than some, like, 120 proof whiskey.

778

: 00:33:10

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That's a good point.

779

: 00:33:11

Yeah, like in all sci fi talking

about, like, , Klingon alcohol

780

: 00:33:14

is stronger than earth alcohol.

781

: 00:33:15

It's like, yeah, you're right.

782

: 00:33:16

No, alcohol is just alcohol.

783

: 00:33:17

Yeah.

784

: 00:33:17

Once

785

: 00:33:18

you get to

786

: 00:33:18

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

there is, there is a, a set ratio.

787

: 00:33:23

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So Klingons drink rubbing alcohol.

788

: 00:33:26

That's what it is.

789

: 00:33:26

That makes sense.

790

: 00:33:29

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I mean, that would make sense.

791

: 00:33:30

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I have a couple things here.

792

: 00:33:32

I have a lot of experience with

brewing and spirits and stuff

793

: 00:33:37

in a professional setting.

794

: 00:33:39

I apprenticed at a brewery in

college, and I've spent a lot of

795

: 00:33:42

time talking to a lot of industry

professionals about this stuff.

796

: 00:33:45

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

J'fair, you look like you

797

: 00:33:47

apprenticed in a brewership.

798

: 00:33:48

That beard is epic, man.

799

: 00:33:49

Like you,

800

: 00:33:50

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

thank you.

801

: 00:33:51

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

you, you got the brewer

802

: 00:33:52

man beard going on.

803

: 00:33:55

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

This beard is almost as nice as

804

: 00:33:57

the nicest beard Ben ever had.

805

: 00:33:58

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Almost.

806

: 00:33:59

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Almost.

807

: 00:33:59

It's not quite there, but

808

: 00:34:00

it's maybe, I don't

809

: 00:34:02

know that I'll ever,

810

: 00:34:03

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

of your facial hair, my friends.

811

: 00:34:04

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Anyways, so one, I assume the issue

812

: 00:34:07

with this is not that it's super strong,

but rather that it's super unrefined.

813

: 00:34:12

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh, yeah,

814

: 00:34:14

, xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

there's just no filtering on this,

815

: 00:34:15

and the, , ethanol mix, alcohol mix

is off, and that can be dangerous.

816

: 00:34:23

, So, I think that's part

of what's going on.

817

: 00:34:25

Two, Romulan Ale.

818

: 00:34:27

So, at Star Trek Las Vegas two

years ago, they debuted Romulan Ale.

819

: 00:34:31

I talked to the guys from Star Trek Wines

who make it, and the conversation that

820

: 00:34:37

we had was about Yeast being able to

only brew a certain percentage on earth.

821

: 00:34:43

And the assumption is, is that yeast

on Romulus can just brew what we

822

: 00:34:47

would normally have to still to honor,

823

: 00:34:50

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

okay.

824

: 00:34:51

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

is why Romulan ale is

825

: 00:34:53

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that is, yeah, so it's a

826

: 00:34:55

beer that's vodka strength.

827

: 00:34:57

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

so wait, so wait, they made

828

: 00:34:59

actual alcohol Romulan ale?

829

: 00:35:02

Because I've had Romulan ale

830

: 00:35:04

before, but it was an energy drink.

831

: 00:35:06

.

-: 0251

832

: 00:35:08

and a rye whiskey that are.

833

: 00:35:11

, they call Romulan ale, and then

they've also got, , blood wine.

834

: 00:35:14

They've got a couple of Ryzen wines,

, shout out to the Star Trek wines people.

835

: 00:35:18

, most of

836

: 00:35:19

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Do they also make the Chateau Picard?

837

: 00:35:21

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yes, they also make the Chateau Picard.

838

: 00:35:23

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Is it crap?

839

: 00:35:24

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that is always,

840

: 00:35:25

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Ha ha

841

: 00:35:26

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

the Chateau Picard's pretty good.

842

: 00:35:28

, It was not

843

: 00:35:29

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm not a wine guy

844

: 00:35:30

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

not my favorite type of wine.

845

: 00:35:32

If I were to have to rank them and

you were looking for the bottom,

846

: 00:35:35

it would probably be the rise in

wines were the ones I enjoyed the

847

: 00:35:38

least, but none of them are bad wine

848

: 00:35:42

clear.

849

: 00:35:43

I am, I morally object to paying

more than 30 for a bottle of wine

850

: 00:35:47

short of something absolutely.

851

: 00:35:49

Ancient or spectacular.

852

: 00:35:51

And so I will, I will take away from them

from that, but they also have marketing

853

: 00:35:55

and their bottles are really cool.

854

: 00:35:57

I have a handful of their bottles up

on my shelf, , from this last STLV.

855

: 00:36:01

, but yeah, shout out to the

Star Trek wines people.

856

: 00:36:03

I really enjoyed talking with you

both last year and the year before.

857

: 00:36:07

And you do fun stuff at the

conventions and I always enjoy it.

858

: 00:36:10

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

859

: 00:36:11

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

anyways, the storm clears up

860

: 00:36:14

and I can't help but wonder.

861

: 00:36:16

If this series is just the

Ancient Wonders guy going aliens.

862

: 00:36:22

cause it's just,

863

: 00:36:23

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That is a big part of it.

864

: 00:36:24

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it's a big part of it.

865

: 00:36:26

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I'm gonna have to go

866

: 00:36:26

back

867

: 00:36:27

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

the

868

: 00:36:27

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

see if, if, Yeah.

869

: 00:36:29

I'm gonna have to go back

and see if Ancient Aliens Guy

870

: 00:36:32

was before or after Stargate.

871

: 00:36:33

If he got his thing.

872

: 00:36:35

Like, did Stargate inspire Ancient Aliens

Man, or was it the other way around?

873

: 00:36:39

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

So I have to ask, , because colonialism.

874

: 00:36:44

, is the premise of this show that

aliens built the pyramids on Earth?

875

: 00:36:50

Is that in the movie?

876

: 00:36:52

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Uh, yes, yes

877

: 00:36:53

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it

878

: 00:36:53

is that, or, or yes, but a big part

of it is aliens came back to Earth

879

: 00:36:59

and inspired, like, like, took over

the Egyptians and like treated them

880

: 00:37:05

as slaves, and so if either they made

them build stuff, or they, the stuff

881

: 00:37:13

they made them build inspired them

going forward once the aliens had left.

882

: 00:37:19

so, like, it wasn't, they didn't

stay there and direct the next, you

883

: 00:37:23

know, two thousand years of Egypt.

884

: 00:37:26

It was, yeah.

885

: 00:37:28

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

In the original movie, the story

886

: 00:37:30

was Ra came to Earth, , seeking,

, slave labor, and also a new...

887

: 00:37:34

A new host for his body, because his

original alien body was dying and he found

888

: 00:37:39

that humans were very compatible as hosts.

889

: 00:37:42

And so he infected one of them

like a, like, you know, like a

890

: 00:37:46

parasite and he became the new one.

891

: 00:37:48

And it's also hinted at that the,

he hints that human bodies are

892

: 00:37:53

very simple and easy to repair.

893

: 00:37:55

So he's able to extend, extend

his lifespan indefinitely

894

: 00:37:58

with his magic rock technology

895

: 00:38:06

that he uses.

896

: 00:38:06

He actually has a bathtub in his

spaceship that you can get in.

897

: 00:38:09

And you seal yourself and it restores

all your hit points and, , all that,

898

: 00:38:13

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

It's like a back to tank.

899

: 00:38:16

I like how we came up with different,

900

: 00:38:19

different nerd

901

: 00:38:19

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Pit bathtub, yeah.

902

: 00:38:20

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

thing.

903

: 00:38:22

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, and I'm not sure if in the

904

: 00:38:24

movie, I don't remember, , if it was

implied that when Ra came to Earth, He

905

: 00:38:31

stole their religion, and, like, they

already had the Egyptian mythologies

906

: 00:38:36

at the time, and he just learned what

it was and said that he was Ra, or if

907

: 00:38:42

he brought that to Earth, and because

of him, all the mythologies spawned.

908

: 00:38:48

I'm not sure which was which.

909

: 00:38:51

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

okay.

910

: 00:38:52

Well, I just wanted to give a shout out

to every bullshit, colonist, white dude,

911

: 00:38:57

who assumes that Egyptians couldn't have

built the pyramids, but has no problem

912

: 00:39:02

with any of the other ancient wonders

that weren't built by Africans, because

913

: 00:39:06

fuck every single one of those people.

914

: 00:39:07

Heh heh heh heh

915

: 00:39:10

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Ja'far,

916

: 00:39:10

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

a line from Red Dwarf, I don't know if

917

: 00:39:12

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

into a pile is so difficult.

918

: 00:39:16

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

heh.

919

: 00:39:16

They stacked these rocks so perfectly.

920

: 00:39:26

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Heh heh heh heh.

921

: 00:39:31

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Don't threaten me with a good time.

922

: 00:39:34

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Heh heh heh heh

923

: 00:39:35

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Captain, , Doctor gives some lip

924

: 00:39:37

service here to having tried hundreds

of combinations on that Stargate,

925

: 00:39:41

which is how they know there's

only the one and it's a lock.

926

: 00:39:45

And I'm just

927

: 00:39:45

gonna give a guess here,

928

: 00:39:48

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Pfft.

929

: 00:39:49

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

that there's 40 different

930

: 00:39:50

symbols on this stargate, we see

931

: 00:39:52

7

932

: 00:39:52

go in, uh,

933

: 00:39:55

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

There's

934

: 00:39:55

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

a seven digit code.

935

: 00:39:56

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

7 digit code we see.

936

: 00:39:58

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Oh.

937

: 00:39:59

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Okay, well I didn't do the math for

938

: 00:40:00

36, but I did do the math for 40.

939

: 00:40:04

So if there's

940

: 00:40:04

40 on there, With seven different

combinations, that means that

941

: 00:40:08

there's 93 billion different possible

combinations for the Stargate.

942

: 00:40:14

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Heh

943

: 00:40:15

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

You tried a couple hundred and

944

: 00:40:16

assumed you

945

: 00:40:17

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

heh.

946

: 00:40:18

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

it good?

947

: 00:40:19

Bad

948

: 00:40:20

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah.

949

: 00:40:21

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

scientist.

950

: 00:40:22

Bad,

951

: 00:40:23

bad scientist.

952

: 00:40:26

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Ja'far, she was too busy droppin bombs

953

: 00:40:28

on Iraqi oil fields to do any more math.

954

: 00:40:34

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Ugh.

955

: 00:40:35

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, I've got a very good friend , who

956

: 00:40:37

is an absolute huge fan of Stargate.

957

: 00:40:40

She's seen all the movies multiple times,

every single episode, owns all the DVDs.

958

: 00:40:45

She even has gone to prop

auctions, and I think she owns

959

: 00:40:50

some, like, actual original props.

960

: 00:40:52

From the thing.

961

: 00:40:52

So I texted her saying, it's like, Hey,

I'm doing a spark Stargate podcast.

962

: 00:40:56

Would you mind being my resident expert?

963

: 00:40:57

And she just was like, yes.

964

: 00:40:58

And then sent me like a dozen pictures of

all her Stargate, like schwag and stuff.

965

: 00:41:03

And I specifically asked her

how many symbols are there?

966

: 00:41:06

And I'm pretty sure she said 36.

967

: 00:41:07

I might be wrong.

968

: 00:41:08

I'll have to go through my text messages,

but yeah, cause I was curious about that.

969

: 00:41:11

So anyway.

970

: 00:41:13

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

I just kind of shot from the hip and

971

: 00:41:15

took a look at the size of the thing

and guessed how many there were.

972

: 00:41:18

, so that feels good to be very close.

973

: 00:41:22

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Hmm.

974

: 00:41:22

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Well what's interesting here though

975

: 00:41:24

is, , we get, just, recapping

everything that happened in the

976

: 00:41:29

first movie, and then, somehow, the

bad guys know, like, are we thinking

977

: 00:41:36

that they know that they're there?

978

: 00:41:38

Or are we thinking that they just

happened to be raiding everywhere?

979

: 00:41:43

And, they

980

: 00:41:45

happen to go to, uh,

981

: 00:41:49

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Yeah, that's what I assumed that

982

: 00:41:51

they're just going everywhere.

983

: 00:41:53

Yeah, which apparently they're just

looking for women because they they

984

: 00:41:57

They cut to a scene later where they

have a whole room full of women all in

985

: 00:42:03

the same Like white gown and they're

like looking for a new host for

986

: 00:42:08

Apophis's Queen And, that's just, it's

like, okay, that's what we're doing.

987

: 00:42:12

We're just pillaging planets

and, and, and kidnapping women.

988

: 00:42:14

That's what these aliens do.

989

: 00:42:16

,

-: 0251

990

: 00:42:17

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

okay.

991

: 00:42:18

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

filled with women.

992

: 00:42:21

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Okay,

993

: 00:42:22

Mitten.

994

: 00:42:23

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That joke was

995

: 00:42:24

dmtvictor-o2h2dhhot__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

Mittens.

996

: 00:42:24

xhafer-3q68omgim__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

eight people.

997

: 00:42:28

benjamindcurley-eey0xlica__raw-audio_xhafer-dmt-victor-benjamin-d-curley_2023-oct-28-0251pm_who_are you:

That was my favorite thing that

998

: 00:42:29

happened during the 2012 election

was like, a not insignificant people

999

: 00:42:34

thought Mitt was short for Mitten,

and that he was Mitten Romney.

: 1000

00:42:43,203 --> 00:42:44,893

-: 0251

anyways, they figure out that they need

: 1001

00:42:44,893 --> 00:42:49,443

to compensate for Stellar Drift, just

in time for Sepentor and the boss to

: 1002

00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:52,173

e through like Miley Cyrus in: 2013

: 1003

00:42:52,563 --> 00:42:53,323

Alexa, play

: 1004

00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:54,163

Wrecking Ball,

: 1005

00:42:57,854 --> 00:43:00,284

this time our weapons

are way less effective.

: 1006

00:43:00,669 --> 00:43:05,639

but one of the grunts watches

the input code on the star scale,

: 1007

00:43:05,879 --> 00:43:09,389

stargate, scale, whatever the

thing is that you push the buttons

: 1008

00:43:09,394 --> 00:43:09,624

-: 0251

Yeah,

: 1009

00:43:09,634 --> 00:43:09,644

a

: 1010

00:43:09,664 --> 00:43:10,324

little dial

: 1011

00:43:10,324 --> 00:43:10,864

device.

: 1012

00:43:12,399 --> 00:43:13,079

-: 0251

Yeah, this is for

: 1013

00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:15,039

-: 0251

That didn't make any sense to me, their

: 1014

00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:17,609

explanation for Stellar Drift.

: 1015

00:43:17,649 --> 00:43:19,949

That didn't make any sense to me at all.

: 1016

00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:23,349

It's like, how do you,

like, how does that work?

: 1017

00:43:23,629 --> 00:43:27,309

Like, I understand the concept of Stellar

Drift, and what they're talking about.

: 1018

00:43:27,319 --> 00:43:29,319

It's like, okay, yeah, but that...

: 1019

00:43:29,704 --> 00:43:31,744

That I can, I can make, make sense.

: 1020

00:43:32,024 --> 00:43:37,154

What I can't make sense is how do

you input that onto the Stargate with

: 1021

00:43:37,164 --> 00:43:40,444

just 36 symbols that you have to dial?

: 1022

00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:41,614

Like, how do you tell it to

: 1023

00:43:41,614 --> 00:43:42,264

factor for

: 1024

00:43:42,264 --> 00:43:43,054

stellar drift?

: 1025

00:43:44,464 --> 00:43:47,104

-: 0251

guessing kind of like, uh, kind of like,

: 1026

00:43:47,294 --> 00:43:48,514

-: 0251

yeah, the symbols to me

: 1027

00:43:48,514 --> 00:43:49,844

looked like constellations.

: 1028

00:43:49,874 --> 00:43:51,394

I don't know if that's actually a thing.

: 1029

00:43:51,854 --> 00:43:52,544

but they looked like they

: 1030

00:43:52,544 --> 00:43:54,564

could be constellations of some

: 1031

00:43:54,564 --> 00:43:54,964

variety.

: 1032

00:43:55,414 --> 00:43:55,834

Um,

: 1033

00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:56,674

-: 0251

the original movie.

: 1034

00:43:56,674 --> 00:44:00,024

They said that the symbol, each symbol

corresponds to a different constellation.

: 1035

00:44:00,434 --> 00:44:03,814

So, which also doesn't make sense

because those constellations only exist

: 1036

00:44:03,824 --> 00:44:05,434

if you're looking at space from Earth.

: 1037

00:44:05,914 --> 00:44:09,384

So, you're not going to get those same

constellations on a different planet.

: 1038

00:44:09,774 --> 00:44:14,514

And, also, those constellations at

this time probably aren't there anymore

: 1039

00:44:14,514 --> 00:44:17,684

because of, you know, light speed.

: 1040

00:44:18,054 --> 00:44:19,864

So, yeah.

: 1041

00:44:20,274 --> 00:44:23,834

Well, I mean, even the fact that, you

know, after a few thousand billion

: 1042

00:44:23,854 --> 00:44:26,864

years, those stars have gone supernova

and they're not there anymore.

: 1043

00:44:26,864 --> 00:44:31,164

So, so many things I have an issue

with, but whatever, I can get past that.

: 1044

00:44:31,164 --> 00:44:36,764

What I can't get past is how do you plug

in all the fucking math for cellar drift?

: 1045

00:44:37,104 --> 00:44:42,264

Using just that dial like unless unless

the stargate has a fucking ethernet

: 1046

00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:47,164

port that you can plug into so reprogram

it It does not seem possible to me.

: 1047

00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:50,724

So anyway, that's my big rant

another gator hater point.

: 1048

00:44:50,734 --> 00:44:50,844

We're

: 1049

00:44:50,844 --> 00:44:51,414

up to three

: 1050

00:44:52,561 --> 00:44:53,301

-: 0251

how it works.

: 1051

00:44:54,701 --> 00:44:57,571

Here's how it works in my brain

because this also bothered me.

: 1052

00:44:57,571 --> 00:44:58,551

So I thought about it.

: 1053

00:44:59,781 --> 00:45:03,141

I also thought about it while

drinking like very high strength

: 1054

00:45:03,141 --> 00:45:05,451

CBD, CBD tea before bed last night.

: 1055

00:45:05,451 --> 00:45:07,571

So maybe not coherent.

: 1056

00:45:08,801 --> 00:45:10,361

,

-: 0251

: 1057

00:45:13,851 --> 00:45:15,131

-: 0251

Ja'far, your notes just say,

: 1058

00:45:15,131 --> 00:45:17,251

we're all connected, man.

: 1059

00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:19,876

-: 0251

Shout out to my DMT fans out there.

: 1060

00:45:19,876 --> 00:45:21,886

Who got the wrong idea from the initials?

: 1061

00:45:21,891 --> 00:45:22,396

DMT.

: 1062

00:45:24,601 --> 00:45:28,031

-: 0251

Um, so.

: 1063

00:45:28,301 --> 00:45:33,201

If E, these are your constellations,

and they were possibly like a path, so

: 1064

00:45:33,211 --> 00:45:38,111

like the constellations, probably, I'm

assuming the Earth isn't even the origin,

: 1065

00:45:38,421 --> 00:45:42,941

so, you know, these are constellations

viewed from whatever planet they're from,

: 1066

00:45:43,021 --> 00:45:49,581

I would imagine, uh, but the set of stars

would still be, like, you could refer

: 1067

00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:55,021

it to, like, a set of stars has like a

path in a certain point, Now, obviously,

: 1068

00:45:55,021 --> 00:45:57,921

you're taking a three dimensional

space and making it two dimensional.

: 1069

00:45:58,131 --> 00:46:01,421

So the stars in the constellation

might be nowhere near each other.

: 1070

00:46:01,811 --> 00:46:06,661

But if you're using that constellation

to refer to a specific star in it, like

: 1071

00:46:06,761 --> 00:46:10,641

this constellation, this is the major

star of this constellation, you could

: 1072

00:46:10,651 --> 00:46:16,686

be theoretically plotting a course

in 3D space that leads from one point

: 1073

00:46:16,696 --> 00:46:21,626

to another, I would assume that the

first coordination in the constellation

: 1074

00:46:21,656 --> 00:46:25,066

is your destination or your source

and the bottom is the destination,

: 1075

00:46:25,356 --> 00:46:28,846

possibly reversed depending on cultural

standards, and then the rest of the

: 1076

00:46:29,096 --> 00:46:34,466

five are the paths you take between

them, and it either works or it doesn't.

: 1077

00:46:34,756 --> 00:46:37,696

Based off of the other Stargates

you might be passing through.

: 1078

00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:42,366

It makes sense to me if each one of

those symbols was a Stargate and there

: 1079

00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:44,716

were just the 35 or 37 or whatever.

: 1080

00:46:45,206 --> 00:46:45,376

,

and

: 1081

00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:45,926

-: 0251

so much

: 1082

00:46:46,016 --> 00:46:48,066

-: 0251

tracking half of it.

: 1083

00:46:48,836 --> 00:46:51,516

so it's like this one to this one

to this one to this one to this one.

: 1084

00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:58,276

And it's about the distance between them

much more so than like charting a path.

: 1085

00:46:59,066 --> 00:46:59,316

Because

: 1086

00:46:59,436 --> 00:46:59,886

-: 0251

that makes

: 1087

00:46:59,886 --> 00:47:00,636

so much more sense.

: 1088

00:47:00,636 --> 00:47:02,496

If each symbol corresponds to

: 1089

00:47:02,521 --> 00:47:03,631

-: 0251

you're putting way too much thought

: 1090

00:47:03,636 --> 00:47:05,586

-: 0251

that makes a lot more sense to me that.

: 1091

00:47:05,911 --> 00:47:07,081

Yeah, I didn't even consider that.

: 1092

00:47:07,081 --> 00:47:09,591

If each symbol is a

different stargate, that's...

: 1093

00:47:09,811 --> 00:47:11,711

Yeah, I just assumed that

they were pointing to random

: 1094

00:47:11,711 --> 00:47:12,771

stars out there, but yeah.

: 1095

00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:14,321

If each symbol is a different gate...

: 1096

00:47:14,861 --> 00:47:16,491

I pro Oh god, I feel so dumb.

: 1097

00:47:16,491 --> 00:47:18,141

This is probably obvious to people.

: 1098

00:47:18,721 --> 00:47:19,981

Anyway, now that makes sense.

: 1099

00:47:22,571 --> 00:47:22,881

Oh.

: 1100

00:47:23,081 --> 00:47:23,481

-: 0251

not.

: 1101

00:47:23,751 --> 00:47:24,501

Ja'far's just

: 1102

00:47:24,501 --> 00:47:26,766

making, like, Ja'far's

just trying to manufacture

: 1103

00:47:26,766 --> 00:47:28,106

,

-: 0251

: 1104

00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,246

and tell me to make a picture.

: 1105

00:47:29,266 --> 00:47:31,556

And I will, even if they're

from a different puzzle.

: 1106

00:47:31,826 --> 00:47:32,766

, I'll make it happen.

: 1107

00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:34,246

That's just the way my brain works.

: 1108

00:47:39,883 --> 00:47:41,613

-: 0251

So then we cut back to,

: 1109

00:47:41,643 --> 00:47:44,363

uh, our guard who got got.

: 1110

00:47:45,023 --> 00:47:47,583

And brought in, we get our obligatory, uh,

: 1111

00:47:47,748 --> 00:47:48,088

-: 0251

Yeah.

: 1112

00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:49,868

This feels like a Prince video if it were

: 1113

00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:50,368

set in ancient

: 1114

00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:55,283

-: 0251

Uh, would not want to watch that.

: 1115

00:47:55,683 --> 00:48:00,743

Uh, we also, uh, get, uh, we also

ask our sci fi for some Trill and

: 1116

00:48:00,743 --> 00:48:02,343

we get told we have Trill at home.

: 1117

00:48:02,843 --> 00:48:03,333

Uh,

: 1118

00:48:03,664 --> 00:48:04,208

-: 0251

ha.

: 1119

00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:07,053

-: 0251

we, uh, we see the weird belly

: 1120

00:48:07,053 --> 00:48:11,103

snake she's like, Nah, I don't

like this, uh, this blonde guard.

: 1121

00:48:11,568 --> 00:48:15,268

And so our guard gets zapped,

and we get the mouth blood of a

: 1122

00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:16,188

dead character.

: 1123

00:48:16,273 --> 00:48:18,153

-: 0251

I have to bring something up right now.

: 1124

00:48:18,923 --> 00:48:24,123

So there's five dead guards

that all have this pouch sitting

: 1125

00:48:24,123 --> 00:48:25,443

at Stargate headquarters.

: 1126

00:48:25,733 --> 00:48:28,903

And as we see at the end of the

episode, when one of these dudes

: 1127

00:48:28,923 --> 00:48:33,683

gets killed, the parasite can

leave and go join on someone else

: 1128

00:48:34,313 --> 00:48:36,653

without needing any type

of surgery or anything.

: 1129

00:48:36,953 --> 00:48:41,323

Are there five fucking infiltrators

at Stargate HQ right now?

: 1130

00:48:41,423 --> 00:48:41,443

No.

: 1131

00:48:41,773 --> 00:48:42,843

-: 0251

Yeah, they must have leapt out

: 1132

00:48:42,843 --> 00:48:42,993

and

: 1133

00:48:42,993 --> 00:48:43,543

got away.

: 1134

00:48:44,043 --> 00:48:45,753

-: 0251

I don't think so, because they

: 1135

00:48:45,753 --> 00:48:49,743

seem to, like, not be able to be

out and exposed for very long.

: 1136

00:48:50,173 --> 00:48:52,283

And everybody else in the room is dead.

: 1137

00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:55,073

, so there might be five dead worms,

: 1138

00:48:55,693 --> 00:48:57,153

-: 0251

that's, you know, that's what really

: 1139

00:48:57,153 --> 00:49:02,243

bothered me, , in the, the scene where

they bring in, , O'Neill MacGyver and

: 1140

00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:06,673

they show him the corpse, this, this,

I, I could not wrap my head around, I

: 1141

00:49:06,683 --> 00:49:10,873

couldn't get past this, like they bring

him in, they look at the corpse of

: 1142

00:49:10,873 --> 00:49:15,703

this, , alien goon and they say, he's not

human, and MacGyver just goes, you think?

: 1143

00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:18,263

And I'm like, what, what,

wait, what am I missing here?

: 1144

00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:21,833

Cause that just looks like a human

with an X carved in his, in his tummy.

: 1145

00:49:22,318 --> 00:49:27,518

Like, what, it looks like a friggin

human, why are you making, I had to

: 1146

00:49:27,518 --> 00:49:30,838

rewind it several times to see, is

I, am I missing something here that

: 1147

00:49:30,838 --> 00:49:32,548

makes him very obviously not human?

: 1148

00:49:32,938 --> 00:49:33,148

Because

: 1149

00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:33,768

that's just a fuckin

: 1150

00:49:33,768 --> 00:49:35,048

human with a kangaroo pouch.

: 1151

00:49:35,493 --> 00:49:37,053

-: 0251

Yeah, I've seen people at tattooing

: 1152

00:49:37,063 --> 00:49:39,813

slash piercing conventions who look more

: 1153

00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:40,973

ab human than this.

: 1154

00:49:41,193 --> 00:49:42,373

,

-: 0251

: 1155

00:49:42,373 --> 00:49:46,373

concerts that look more non

human than, than this guy.

: 1156

00:49:47,563 --> 00:49:49,643

-: 0251

I do like, I do love, , , the roundtable

: 1157

00:49:49,643 --> 00:49:53,993

we get here where they're like, With

now knowing we're adjusting for Drift,

: 1158

00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:57,963

this could, our computer could kick

out two or three locations a month!

: 1159

00:49:57,963 --> 00:49:59,253

And I'm like, ah, so two

: 1160

00:49:59,723 --> 00:49:59,993

-: 0251

Yep,

: 1161

00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,903

-: 0251

episodes a month with new adventures.

: 1162

00:50:02,103 --> 00:50:03,783

I see what you're doing here, writer.

: 1163

00:50:04,383 --> 00:50:06,113

Also, Vic, maybe you can...

: 1164

00:50:06,398 --> 00:50:12,758

You can speak to this, they, they tell

Kowalski, Major Kowalski, that he is

: 1165

00:50:12,768 --> 00:50:16,038

now finally ready to lead his own team.

: 1166

00:50:16,438 --> 00:50:18,808

And I'm like, he's a Major!

: 1167

00:50:19,428 --> 00:50:20,238

He could be like

: 1168

00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:22,043

-: 0251

he's he's also wearing the wrong

: 1169

00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:26,023

rank he's wearing captain's rank

and then he's a major I'm keeping my

: 1170

00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,483

mouth shut off over so many nitpicks

: 1171

00:50:27,793 --> 00:50:28,323

over the fucking

: 1172

00:50:28,323 --> 00:50:29,263

uniforms and everything

: 1173

00:50:29,823 --> 00:50:30,223

because

: 1174

00:50:30,468 --> 00:50:31,738

-: 0251

mean, maybe he got promoted from

: 1175

00:50:31,738 --> 00:50:34,738

Captain to Major, like maybe that

was him finding out he was now

: 1176

00:50:34,738 --> 00:50:35,158

Major

: 1177

00:50:35,158 --> 00:50:35,828

Kowalski.

: 1178

00:50:35,828 --> 00:50:36,508

But, he should have

: 1179

00:50:36,508 --> 00:50:38,508

been, like, leading people as a lieutenant

: 1180

00:50:38,678 --> 00:50:39,988

-: 0251

Also, they're already

: 1181

00:50:40,018 --> 00:50:43,158

wearing the SG 1 and SG 2 badges

: 1182

00:50:43,978 --> 00:50:44,458

-: 0251

Oh, they are?

: 1183

00:50:44,478 --> 00:50:45,688

-: 0251

formation of the unit.

: 1184

00:50:46,988 --> 00:50:47,898

-: 0251

I didn't even notice

: 1185

00:50:48,388 --> 00:50:48,688

-: 0251

Oh!

: 1186

00:50:48,868 --> 00:50:49,098

-: 0251

that.

: 1187

00:50:49,098 --> 00:50:49,868

That is awesome.

: 1188

00:50:52,348 --> 00:50:52,708

Oh

: 1189

00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:53,098

man,

: 1190

00:50:53,288 --> 00:50:53,428

-: 0251

cool.

: 1191

00:50:53,428 --> 00:50:54,958

I appreciate you, Costuming Department.

: 1192

00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:55,938

It's a thankless job.

: 1193

00:50:56,948 --> 00:50:57,288

Oh.

: 1194

00:50:57,298 --> 00:50:57,318

Heh

: 1195

00:50:57,578 --> 00:50:58,078

-: 0251

Again.

: 1196

00:50:59,508 --> 00:51:01,458

-: 0251

We also hear, right before they

: 1197

00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:05,928

go, they go into their, their new

location, we get the introduction of

: 1198

00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:10,888

my character of the show, the character

that I'm going to be ride or die for,

: 1199

00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:12,288

Fred,

: 1200

00:51:12,518 --> 00:51:13,028

-: 0251

Yes.

: 1201

00:51:13,658 --> 00:51:13,838

I

: 1202

00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:15,998

made a meme about, I

made a comic about Fred.

: 1203

00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:16,838

I, I love Fred.

: 1204

00:51:16,838 --> 00:51:20,828

I hope Fred gets, I hope Fred gains

tensions one day and gets a little voice

: 1205

00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:22,398

-: 0251

So,

: 1206

00:51:22,408 --> 00:51:22,928

we find

: 1207

00:51:22,968 --> 00:51:23,648

the code.

: 1208

00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:24,228

Heh

: 1209

00:51:25,033 --> 00:51:26,533

-: 0251

There's definitely not a driver

: 1210

00:51:26,533 --> 00:51:28,313

sitting inside that box at the front.

: 1211

00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:29,898

-: 0251

They, , they do some stuff with

: 1212

00:51:29,898 --> 00:51:32,948

the code that they get from the

guy who woke up, and they roll

: 1213

00:51:32,948 --> 00:51:34,958

out to Planet Northern Michigan.

: 1214

00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:35,998

Heh

: 1215

00:51:38,483 --> 00:51:39,703

-: 0251

Oh, I said, , they fly

: 1216

00:51:39,703 --> 00:51:41,043

into the Pacific Northwest.

: 1217

00:51:41,303 --> 00:51:42,013

It's very

: 1218

00:51:42,013 --> 00:51:42,553

similar.

: 1219

00:51:42,783 --> 00:51:45,673

-: 0251

Sheree is the next person tested.

: 1220

00:51:46,513 --> 00:51:49,873

, SG 1 rolls out while SG

2 holds down the buggy.

: 1221

00:51:52,273 --> 00:51:55,253

And, uh, they remind us

of the clock to get back.

: 1222

00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:56,563

Oh, did I miss something?

: 1223

00:51:57,498 --> 00:51:57,798

-: 0251

yeah.

: 1224

00:51:57,798 --> 00:51:59,328

No, sorry, this was way earlier.

: 1225

00:51:59,328 --> 00:52:01,468

I was, I had had my, , I

had my notes originally.

: 1226

00:52:01,558 --> 00:52:04,378

I was gonna mention that, , when

they introduce, or I should

: 1227

00:52:04,378 --> 00:52:05,488

say reintroduce Cherie.

: 1228

00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:09,793

, you know, Dan, Daniel Jackson's wife,

, that's a different actress than the

: 1229

00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:13,713

original because she, that character was

in the original movie as well, , and,

: 1230

00:52:13,723 --> 00:52:19,203

but they did, the only actor I think

who reprised his role was the, the

: 1231

00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,773

kid, , he, that actor was in the original

: 1232

00:52:21,773 --> 00:52:22,223

movie,

: 1233

00:52:22,873 --> 00:52:24,023

-: 0251

So, I...

: 1234

00:52:24,543 --> 00:52:24,733

I...

: 1235

00:52:24,733 --> 00:52:31,003

didn't do research, but when I paused

on X Ray, it will tell you not how

: 1236

00:52:31,003 --> 00:52:34,713

many episodes they've been in, but

what other stuff they've been in.

: 1237

00:52:35,163 --> 00:52:42,133

And I noticed only, Scarra had the

movie Stargate on their credits of

: 1238

00:52:42,143 --> 00:52:43,753

like the stuff you'd know them from.

: 1239

00:52:44,023 --> 00:52:46,733

Not conclusive, but that

would be my assumption.

: 1240

00:52:47,948 --> 00:52:49,768

-: 0251

But did anyone else, when they reintroduce

: 1241

00:52:49,768 --> 00:52:53,088

Sheree, and then Daniel Jackson has to

leave, and they say goodbye, did anyone

: 1242

00:52:53,088 --> 00:52:56,568

else think it was a little awkward that

that kiss goodbye that she gave him was a

: 1243

00:52:56,568 --> 00:52:58,398

full on fuckin makeout session in front of

: 1244

00:52:59,873 --> 00:53:00,313

-: 0251

Oh.

: 1245

00:53:00,498 --> 00:53:00,668

-: 0251

Like...

: 1246

00:53:02,393 --> 00:53:04,743

-: 0251

That is very 90s, like, We need to

: 1247

00:53:05,323 --> 00:53:09,403

make sure everyone knows, Not only

are they together, They're very much

: 1248

00:53:09,403 --> 00:53:09,903

in love.

: 1249

00:53:14,427 --> 00:53:15,507

-: 0251

It's like, yeah, we need to make it clear

: 1250

00:53:15,507 --> 00:53:17,667

to the audience that, that they fuckin

: 1251

00:53:21,482 --> 00:53:23,192

-: 0251

All right, so, , jumping back

: 1252

00:53:23,192 --> 00:53:27,452

ahead, SSG one encounters some

snake skin monks on the planet

: 1253

00:53:27,452 --> 00:53:29,102

that take them to the Parthenon.

: 1254

00:53:30,057 --> 00:53:30,447

-: 0251

Oh, are,

: 1255

00:53:30,532 --> 00:53:31,222

-: 0251

is, is this the

: 1256

00:53:31,227 --> 00:53:32,782

one in Athens or the one

: 1257

00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:33,437

-: 0251

Yes.

: 1258

00:53:35,512 --> 00:53:36,642

-: 0251

Are these the group of guys who

: 1259

00:53:36,642 --> 00:53:39,362

look like they're coming out

of a Monty Python convention

: 1260

00:53:39,362 --> 00:53:40,892

wearing the robes and the staffs?

: 1261

00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:41,502

-: 0251

Yes.

: 1262

00:53:42,912 --> 00:53:44,662

-: 0251

I was like, what is up with these guys?

: 1263

00:53:45,002 --> 00:53:47,842

Just a random group of

pointy headed robe monks.

: 1264

00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,637

-: 0251

I did, I did, like, appreciate,

: 1265

00:53:52,637 --> 00:53:57,247

like, Dan, uh, Daniel comes up to

him and is just like, Hey, okay, we

: 1266

00:53:57,247 --> 00:53:58,557

figured out a few words in common.

: 1267

00:53:58,577 --> 00:54:00,507

Alright, can you take me to the location?

: 1268

00:54:00,647 --> 00:54:04,187

And I wanted the guys to be like,

We're actually, like, on a hike.

: 1269

00:54:04,187 --> 00:54:05,827

We've got a picnic planned.

: 1270

00:54:06,157 --> 00:54:08,677

, like, we are doing things with our day.

: 1271

00:54:08,807 --> 00:54:10,487

, we can't just go show you around.

: 1272

00:54:11,152 --> 00:54:12,012

-: 0251

Dude, do we ever get an

: 1273

00:54:12,012 --> 00:54:14,932

explanation for who those monks

are and what they're doing?

: 1274

00:54:15,072 --> 00:54:17,202

Like, cause, they're just...

: 1275

00:54:18,562 --> 00:54:19,052

Ha ha

: 1276

00:54:19,062 --> 00:54:19,332

Yeah Ha ha

: 1277

00:54:19,432 --> 00:54:20,572

-: 0251

if they're here to choose.

: 1278

00:54:20,572 --> 00:54:24,467

So I imagine that they're

just like harem maintainers.

: 1279

00:54:27,322 --> 00:54:28,102

-: 0251

Hair maintainers

: 1280

00:54:28,112 --> 00:54:28,682

-: 0251

Whatever.

: 1281

00:54:29,652 --> 00:54:29,872

-: 0251

Ha

: 1282

00:54:31,192 --> 00:54:32,732

-: 0251

Or they just know every so often,

: 1283

00:54:33,222 --> 00:54:37,422

every so often aliens show up and pick

people, put worms in their bellies.

: 1284

00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:40,702

-: 0251

Uh, so they go to this big feast, , we

: 1285

00:54:40,702 --> 00:54:44,912

get a almost line from Ghostbusters,

but I don't want to talk about that.

: 1286

00:54:45,002 --> 00:54:49,372

I want to talk about the giant horn that

they got blowin Did you guys clock this?

: 1287

00:54:49,502 --> 00:54:49,682

This

: 1288

00:54:51,982 --> 00:54:53,212

-: 0251

Yeah!

: 1289

00:54:53,402 --> 00:54:55,932

-: 0251

the, it's the sousaphone of blowing horns.

: 1290

00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:58,382

I want one

: 1291

00:54:58,412 --> 00:54:58,722

so

: 1292

00:54:59,082 --> 00:54:59,432

-: 0251

Yes,

: 1293

00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,952

-: 0251

ha ha Ha ha ha Ha

: 1294

00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,202

-: 0251

I would be running around the Ren Faire

: 1295

00:55:04,202 --> 00:55:08,462

with this thing just, all fucking day.

: 1296

00:55:09,562 --> 00:55:12,362

-: 0251

Yeah, it's not a party

: 1297

00:55:12,392 --> 00:55:13,182

till you blow the horn.

: 1298

00:55:13,532 --> 00:55:15,442

-: 0251

Everybody thinks they're gods until

: 1299

00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:18,752

their gods actually show up and are

like, Who are these chuckleheads?

: 1300

00:55:19,092 --> 00:55:24,282

, Daniel does not take seeing his, his,

, girlfriend wife, , having been taken over

: 1301

00:55:24,282 --> 00:55:27,102

well, and just gets yeeted into a column.

: 1302

00:55:27,307 --> 00:55:29,357

-: 0251

He's just all like peasants, your

: 1303

00:55:29,357 --> 00:55:32,897

queen and just, it's a bad time.

: 1304

00:55:33,302 --> 00:55:34,392

-: 0251

is like such a random thing.

: 1305

00:55:34,412 --> 00:55:37,582

Are they doing a tour where they just,

he just, goes to every planet and

: 1306

00:55:37,582 --> 00:55:39,042

shows off his new wife to everyone?

: 1307

00:55:39,092 --> 00:55:41,552

It's like, what was the

purpose of him showing up?

: 1308

00:55:42,412 --> 00:55:44,112

He just wanted to flex his new queen.

: 1309

00:55:45,707 --> 00:55:47,817

-: 0251

we chose, Hey, it's

: 1310

00:55:47,817 --> 00:55:48,817

time for a party, right?

: 1311

00:55:48,817 --> 00:55:49,597

That's why you've got this.

: 1312

00:55:49,657 --> 00:55:50,797

Wait a minute.

: 1313

00:55:55,407 --> 00:55:59,887

, so we wake up in a giant jail

cell where as SG one catches

: 1314

00:55:59,887 --> 00:56:01,787

each other up and one of the

: 1315

00:56:01,787 --> 00:56:02,617

guards.

: 1316

00:56:04,137 --> 00:56:04,677

Yeah,

: 1317

00:56:04,842 --> 00:56:06,802

-: 0251

has been unconscious for hours?

: 1318

00:56:07,542 --> 00:56:07,902

Not

: 1319

00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:08,282

good.

: 1320

00:56:08,457 --> 00:56:08,977

-: 0251

that's another

: 1321

00:56:08,977 --> 00:56:09,557

trope I hate

: 1322

00:56:09,827 --> 00:56:10,117

-: 0251

guy.

: 1323

00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,277

-: 0251

modern,, I'm sure you must have talked

: 1324

00:56:12,287 --> 00:56:15,807

about this before, but yeah, that's

something I absolutely hate in modern.

: 1325

00:56:16,287 --> 00:56:19,937

And action movies, , is just the

trope of, you punch someone and

: 1326

00:56:19,937 --> 00:56:21,137

they're knocked out for hours.

: 1327

00:56:21,137 --> 00:56:23,867

It's like, no dude, if you're unconscious

for more than a few seconds, you've

: 1328

00:56:23,867 --> 00:56:25,397

got permanent brain damage, dude.

: 1329

00:56:25,827 --> 00:56:30,377

It's like, watch a boxing match or

MMA, , knockout collection on YouTube and

: 1330

00:56:30,377 --> 00:56:33,557

you'll see that even these professional

fighters, when they knock someone out,

: 1331

00:56:33,837 --> 00:56:35,157

they're down just for a few seconds.

: 1332

00:56:35,337 --> 00:56:36,787

Like, the human body

doesn't work like that.

: 1333

00:56:36,787 --> 00:56:40,687

You can't just punch someone and it's

like your fist is a phaser set on stun.

: 1334

00:56:41,117 --> 00:56:42,067

I got that.

: 1335

00:56:42,077 --> 00:56:44,802

And neck snapping are

my , irritate me so much.

: 1336

00:56:45,227 --> 00:56:46,867

Like, they use that so much, yeah.

: 1337

00:56:47,287 --> 00:56:49,227

Anyway, that does not, that, okay.

: 1338

00:56:49,227 --> 00:56:53,057

Since it's not specifically an

SG 1 thing, I won't, I won't give

: 1339

00:56:53,057 --> 00:56:54,257

it another Gator Hater point.

: 1340

00:56:54,257 --> 00:56:55,507

So we're still only at three, so.

: 1341

00:56:56,972 --> 00:56:59,855

-: 0251

This is where our, our SG 1 guys finally

: 1342

00:56:59,855 --> 00:57:01,895

get to interact with, , the character.

: 1343

00:57:01,975 --> 00:57:03,065

-: 0251

You see I'm going through my notes

: 1344

00:57:03,065 --> 00:57:05,515

here, seeing what we've already done.

: 1345

00:57:05,545 --> 00:57:05,875

Oh!

: 1346

00:57:06,985 --> 00:57:07,525

Okay.

: 1347

00:57:08,415 --> 00:57:11,035

So like, MacGyver, uh...

: 1348

00:57:11,725 --> 00:57:14,585

So in the original movie, the

character, uh, actually a lot

: 1349

00:57:14,585 --> 00:57:16,025

of people just smoked a lot.

: 1350

00:57:16,025 --> 00:57:19,365

I guess this was just a 90's thing at the

time, but everyone was smoking cigarettes.

: 1351

00:57:19,835 --> 00:57:21,095

So, that's

: 1352

00:57:21,145 --> 00:57:21,155

,

-: 0251

: 1353

00:57:21,895 --> 00:57:23,555

-: 0251

uh, I guess they finally figured out

: 1354

00:57:23,555 --> 00:57:26,695

that smoking is bad for you, because

I didn't see anyone smoking this time.

: 1355

00:57:26,745 --> 00:57:28,815

But there were so many

people smoking in the movie.

: 1356

00:57:28,935 --> 00:57:29,245

So,

: 1357

00:57:30,145 --> 00:57:30,845

-: 0251

Yeah, I didn't either.

: 1358

00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,165

So, , here we finally get...

: 1359

00:57:32,405 --> 00:57:36,825

We've seen this one, , Serpentor

guard, , focused on more than the others.

: 1360

00:57:37,095 --> 00:57:40,495

And here he finally starts

interacting with our, our, our folks.

: 1361

00:57:40,495 --> 00:57:41,625

We find out this is Teal'c.

: 1362

00:57:41,915 --> 00:57:42,285

, and...

: 1363

00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,220

He's, , given very, like, I'm

just following orders, , energy,

: 1364

00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:48,050

but he's, like,

: 1365

00:57:48,075 --> 00:57:49,995

-: 0251

lot of, are we the bad guys

: 1366

00:57:50,765 --> 00:57:52,385

moments and facial expressions.

: 1367

00:57:52,985 --> 00:57:53,645

I was like, wait a

: 1368

00:57:53,645 --> 00:57:54,275

minute.

: 1369

00:57:55,045 --> 00:57:56,145

This is wrong.

: 1370

00:57:57,335 --> 00:57:59,565

Just going through my

daily kidnapping routine.

: 1371

00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:00,335

Yeah.

: 1372

00:58:00,530 --> 00:58:01,030

-: 0251

So they,

: 1373

00:58:01,355 --> 00:58:02,955

-: 0251

Tealk's daily checklist is like,

: 1374

00:58:02,955 --> 00:58:06,235

wake up, make copy, kidnap random

women from other planets, , take out

: 1375

00:58:06,235 --> 00:58:09,595

the trash, you know, like, and he's

like, something's not right here.

: 1376

00:58:09,615 --> 00:58:10,175

I think,

: 1377

00:58:10,325 --> 00:58:12,005

I think, yeah, we're the bad guys,

: 1378

00:58:12,095 --> 00:58:12,785

shit,

: 1379

00:58:13,010 --> 00:58:15,140

-: 0251

We get some C tier, not Apophis level

: 1380

00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:17,780

people coming in to pick new, new bodies.

: 1381

00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,250

And Skara gets got, , so

now Skara is gone.

: 1382

00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:25,810

, and right as this happens, , O'Neal

is able to convince Teal'c that, I

: 1383

00:58:25,810 --> 00:58:27,440

can get these people out of here!

: 1384

00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,600

, and they start a prison riot.

: 1385

00:58:32,726 --> 00:58:37,646

They, they are able to blow out a wall,

, and we see the, , the second instance of,

: 1386

00:58:37,956 --> 00:58:43,856

, these, , Serpentors, , have one move, and

that is stand in line and shoot at people.

: 1387

00:58:44,066 --> 00:58:45,436

-: 0251

those were some Stormtrooper

: 1388

00:58:45,436 --> 00:58:46,716

level tactics right there.

: 1389

00:58:46,776 --> 00:58:51,656

Just, , stand there and, and just,

they're like shocked when, when they're,

: 1390

00:58:52,226 --> 00:58:55,726

yeah, suddenly getting blown up by

their, , I call them Jaffa Sticks.

: 1391

00:58:56,096 --> 00:58:58,576

I don't know if they actually have

an actual name, but the, the staves

: 1392

00:58:59,156 --> 00:59:02,446

that they have that are blazed,

anyway, yeah, they all get blasted.

: 1393

00:59:02,926 --> 00:59:04,036

And they just stand there and take it.

: 1394

00:59:04,511 --> 00:59:06,841

-: 0251

yeah, , yeah, they bust out of their,

: 1395

00:59:06,841 --> 00:59:12,241

, gilded, all you can parasite buffet,

one might call it a golden corral,

: 1396

00:59:13,161 --> 00:59:13,641

uh,

: 1397

00:59:14,261 --> 00:59:14,271

-: 0251

Ohhhhhh!

: 1398

00:59:14,491 --> 00:59:15,131

Zing!

: 1399

00:59:15,141 --> 00:59:15,191

Ahahahahaha

: 1400

00:59:15,956 --> 00:59:16,416

-: 0251

yeah,

: 1401

00:59:17,431 --> 00:59:17,961

-: 0251

Go off the ground

: 1402

00:59:18,861 --> 00:59:20,361

-: 0251

I, do have one problem with this

: 1403

00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:23,891

scene, though, , and that is,

very specifically, that they leave

: 1404

00:59:23,891 --> 00:59:25,841

so many of these stabs behind.

: 1405

00:59:27,641 --> 00:59:28,431

-: 0251

Oh yeah.

: 1406

00:59:28,971 --> 00:59:29,661

Yeah, it's like alien

: 1407

00:59:29,661 --> 00:59:32,581

technology there You want to

grab the magic sticks, take them

: 1408

00:59:32,611 --> 00:59:33,001

-: 0251

Weapons!

: 1409

00:59:33,001 --> 00:59:35,371

You're, you're escaping jail!

: 1410

00:59:35,761 --> 00:59:36,171

Take the

: 1411

00:59:36,171 --> 00:59:37,571

fucking weapons!

: 1412

00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:37,871

-: 0251

Hehehehehe

: 1413

00:59:39,821 --> 00:59:41,121

-: 0251

they, they keep going out.

: 1414

00:59:41,251 --> 00:59:46,151

We see, we see the ring teleporters

from the movie, which are cool, but

: 1415

00:59:46,151 --> 00:59:48,311

like, how is it better than a ladder?

: 1416

00:59:48,721 --> 00:59:50,151

Uh, you know.

: 1417

00:59:50,161 --> 00:59:50,171

Uh,

: 1418

00:59:53,946 --> 00:59:54,256

-: 0251

ha ha,

: 1419

00:59:54,381 --> 00:59:56,561

-: 0251

we then have a, a fight between the

: 1420

00:59:56,561 --> 01:00:03,731

spaceship and our, our guys, where we

find out, spaceship strong to staff guns?

: 1421

01:00:04,481 --> 01:00:06,201

Spaceship Not Strong

: 1422

01:00:06,491 --> 01:00:07,671

to Rocket Launcher.

: 1423

01:00:08,011 --> 01:00:08,551

,

so,

: 1424

01:00:08,551 --> 01:00:09,781

-: 0251

Yeah,

: 1425

01:00:10,241 --> 01:00:11,071

-: 0251

Kowalski takes

: 1426

01:00:11,071 --> 01:00:11,411

it out with

: 1427

01:00:11,436 --> 01:00:11,656

-: 0251

yeah.

: 1428

01:00:11,656 --> 01:00:13,996

so it's one of those things

where it's like, Okay, how

: 1429

01:00:13,996 --> 01:00:15,746

advanced is this technology?

: 1430

01:00:16,086 --> 01:00:16,766

Uh,

: 1431

01:00:18,386 --> 01:00:19,756

Rocket Launcher still works though.

: 1432

01:00:19,776 --> 01:00:21,216

So, that's good.

: 1433

01:00:21,456 --> 01:00:23,456

We, we, heh, heh, heh,

: 1434

01:00:24,661 --> 01:00:26,871

-: 0251

Yeah, I had, I was just like, they're

: 1435

01:00:26,871 --> 01:00:31,461

just trying to take this thing down

and I've seen, I just watched V.

: 1436

01:00:31,951 --> 01:00:36,721

So they're like, there's a scene where

they're shooting a helicopter with like

: 1437

01:00:36,951 --> 01:00:38,981

semi automatic weapons or something.

: 1438

01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,721

And it just, it is not doing the job.

: 1439

01:00:42,101 --> 01:00:45,001

And it's like, how many times are you

going to try and blast this thing?

: 1440

01:00:45,301 --> 01:00:49,301

And before you realize that maybe

it's armor isn't effective or is

: 1441

01:00:49,301 --> 01:00:50,501

too effective against your weapon.

: 1442

01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:55,441

But then that RPG comes in and I have to

wonder if MacGyver thought he just hit it.

: 1443

01:00:55,441 --> 01:00:55,831

Right.

: 1444

01:00:56,661 --> 01:00:57,851

Like didn't see the rocket.

: 1445

01:00:57,851 --> 01:00:59,201

It was like, got him.

: 1446

01:01:00,806 --> 01:01:02,766

-: 0251

Uh, O'Neil is able to run up

: 1447

01:01:02,766 --> 01:01:08,176

to Skara, And tries to reason

with him by saying his name.

: 1448

01:01:08,716 --> 01:01:10,086

Uh, heh, heh, heh, heh, and he

: 1449

01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:10,666

gets force

: 1450

01:01:10,696 --> 01:01:11,826

pushed for his, uh,

: 1451

01:01:12,156 --> 01:01:13,376

for his insolence.

: 1452

01:01:14,401 --> 01:01:17,241

-: 0251

was, this was another moment, , yeah,

: 1453

01:01:17,271 --> 01:01:19,001

this is four Gator Hater points now,

: 1454

01:01:20,313 --> 01:01:21,353

because I'm about to add another one.

: 1455

01:01:21,643 --> 01:01:26,563

The scene where, earlier in the movie,

where they're talking about Skara, and

: 1456

01:01:26,563 --> 01:01:31,603

him and Kowalski are in the prison cell,

and he's expositioning, That like, oh

: 1457

01:01:31,603 --> 01:01:35,303

yeah, I lost my son, and then I went on

this mission to this alien planet where

: 1458

01:01:35,303 --> 01:01:40,443

this young kid that reminded me of my

son, that, in the movie, they never,

: 1459

01:01:40,773 --> 01:01:44,333

like, that was understood, it was implied,

they didn't have to fucking spell it

: 1460

01:01:44,353 --> 01:01:49,333

out, that, you know, it was just conveyed

really well, and I hated that they just

: 1461

01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:54,568

had to, Had to come in and, and, and

spell it out to the audience for this.

: 1462

01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:56,078

They were like, we're

explaining this, Papa.

: 1463

01:01:56,078 --> 01:01:59,688

It literally felt like he was reading

the director's notes in that scene.

: 1464

01:02:00,308 --> 01:02:04,008

Talking about he has a special bond

to Scarra because he lost his son,

: 1465

01:02:04,438 --> 01:02:06,338

and this kid reminds him of his son.

: 1466

01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:07,228

It's like, yes, we know.

: 1467

01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:09,878

Ah, God, it was just terrible exposition.

: 1468

01:02:10,338 --> 01:02:11,148

I, I, I

: 1469

01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:14,013

-: 0251

so our heroes get to the Stargate.

: 1470

01:02:14,253 --> 01:02:19,643

At which point I noticed that,

captain Carter has a yugi o uh, wrist

: 1471

01:02:19,643 --> 01:02:22,463

device holding her coordinates.

: 1472

01:02:22,673 --> 01:02:23,273

Uh,

: 1473

01:02:25,308 --> 01:02:29,753

it it also kinda looks like the, the play

caller they have on quarterback arms.

: 1474

01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,263

-: 0251

It's a pip boy.

: 1475

01:02:31,273 --> 01:02:31,833

yeah,

: 1476

01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:32,983

-: 0251

Oh yeah.

: 1477

01:02:32,983 --> 01:02:33,463

It is a pit

: 1478

01:02:33,463 --> 01:02:33,733

boy.

: 1479

01:02:33,848 --> 01:02:35,403

-: 0251

I, I want to ask you guys,

: 1480

01:02:35,893 --> 01:02:37,623

do you think, do you think.

: 1481

01:02:38,518 --> 01:02:42,918

Earth has the same seven symbols

as the coordinates, no matter

: 1482

01:02:42,918 --> 01:02:45,158

where you are, or is it bespoke

: 1483

01:02:45,478 --> 01:02:46,918

from each individual

: 1484

01:02:46,928 --> 01:02:47,608

Stargate?

: 1485

01:02:48,528 --> 01:02:50,678

Because, if it is the

: 1486

01:02:50,853 --> 01:02:51,003

-: 0251

jafer.

: 1487

01:02:51,003 --> 01:02:51,123

You

: 1488

01:02:51,143 --> 01:02:52,653

-: 0251

get, we get

: 1489

01:02:52,688 --> 01:02:54,828

-: 0251

I think it's, I'm assuming it's the same,

: 1490

01:02:55,558 --> 01:03:00,288

but, that, , that it takes them so long

to plug in time, that I'm just like, You

: 1491

01:03:00,288 --> 01:03:02,198

guys should, it's, it's seven numbers.

: 1492

01:03:02,308 --> 01:03:04,588

You guys should be able

to have this memorized.

: 1493

01:03:05,478 --> 01:03:09,038

I play flash card games with my

son that are more difficult than...

: 1494

01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:10,488

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

: 1495

01:03:10,668 --> 01:03:11,258

Okay, let's

: 1496

01:03:11,258 --> 01:03:12,328

go home.

: 1497

01:03:13,108 --> 01:03:15,408

-: 0251

If my theory from earlier

: 1498

01:03:15,448 --> 01:03:17,488

holds true, it would be.

: 1499

01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:21,173

Bespoke, it might be the same way they got

: 1500

01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:22,373

there, but reversed

: 1501

01:03:23,463 --> 01:03:25,423

to say this, this to here.

: 1502

01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:27,213

, and that might take them a moment.

: 1503

01:03:27,613 --> 01:03:31,733

, it might be a slightly different path,

but they probably haven't figured

: 1504

01:03:31,733 --> 01:03:35,003

out enough about that shit yet to be

able to start truly mapping things.

: 1505

01:03:35,443 --> 01:03:40,183

If each, , symbol is its own

Stargate, but I got no idea.

: 1506

01:03:40,283 --> 01:03:42,983

, I'm gonna come up with

another zany theory in four

: 1507

01:03:43,068 --> 01:03:45,638

-: 0251

it, it seemed like, it seemed like,

: 1508

01:03:45,728 --> 01:03:48,718

they were like, Okay, uh, Jackson and,

: 1509

01:03:48,718 --> 01:03:51,328

captain Carter, you're the only

ones who can figure this out.

: 1510

01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:51,578

And I'm like...

: 1511

01:03:52,298 --> 01:03:57,668

If it is just memorizing seven

symbols, everyone on this mission

: 1512

01:03:57,668 --> 01:03:57,888

should

: 1513

01:03:57,898 --> 01:03:58,968

have those seven symbols

: 1514

01:03:59,658 --> 01:04:00,188

memorized

: 1515

01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:01,578

backward and forward.

: 1516

01:04:02,743 --> 01:04:03,073

-: 0251

Yeah.

: 1517

01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:03,493

They should know.

: 1518

01:04:03,493 --> 01:04:04,663

It should write that shit down

: 1519

01:04:04,663 --> 01:04:05,383

before you go through the

: 1520

01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:05,743

gate.

: 1521

01:04:06,348 --> 01:04:07,298

-: 0251

while they're doing this, Chekhov's

: 1522

01:04:07,298 --> 01:04:08,478

Claymores

: 1523

01:04:08,478 --> 01:04:08,898

finally

: 1524

01:04:08,968 --> 01:04:09,398

-: 0251

I was

: 1525

01:04:09,398 --> 01:04:09,808

so

: 1526

01:04:09,808 --> 01:04:10,838

disappointed when these

: 1527

01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:11,618

-: 0251

one, one moment.

: 1528

01:04:11,788 --> 01:04:12,858

Oh, let me get to that too.

: 1529

01:04:13,268 --> 01:04:14,758

I just want to interject real quick.

: 1530

01:04:14,778 --> 01:04:19,918

Something that I do appreciate about SG 1

is it was a major plot point in the movie

: 1531

01:04:19,918 --> 01:04:24,388

that when you go through the Stargate

it's a one way, it's a one way tunnel.

: 1532

01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:28,928

So, like, later, it's a big plot point

because they get stuck on this alien

: 1533

01:04:28,928 --> 01:04:31,495

planet because they can't figure out

how to use the gate on the other side.

: 1534

01:04:31,495 --> 01:04:33,228

They're like, well, why don't we

just wait for Earth to open it?

: 1535

01:04:33,228 --> 01:04:35,008

Like, nope, it doesn't work like that.

: 1536

01:04:35,018 --> 01:04:36,928

The gate only goes one way.

: 1537

01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,348

And they do, they...

: 1538

01:04:38,853 --> 01:04:41,513

They acknowledge that at the

beginning of this episode, where

: 1539

01:04:41,933 --> 01:04:43,493

the Serpentor goons come in.

: 1540

01:04:43,903 --> 01:04:47,123

They come in through the gate, then the

gate's shut down, and then off camera,

: 1541

01:04:47,123 --> 01:04:49,643

one of them resets it to go the other way.

: 1542

01:04:49,643 --> 01:04:54,403

So every time you go through the

gate, it's just a one way portal.

: 1543

01:04:54,853 --> 01:04:57,943

So that, I appreciate that they're

maintaining continuity of that.

: 1544

01:04:58,113 --> 01:05:01,163

I might make that a prediction later,

that at some point they figure out

: 1545

01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,773

how to make it go two ways at once,

so you can just step in and out.

: 1546

01:05:04,143 --> 01:05:07,023

Because right now, the way it works,

it's like it's a complicated thing.

: 1547

01:05:07,023 --> 01:05:07,823

You have to go through it.

: 1548

01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:11,108

Then, turn it on, make it

go the other direction.

: 1549

01:05:11,348 --> 01:05:13,658

Anyway, yeah, that's, , that's

something I did appreciate.

: 1550

01:05:13,658 --> 01:05:15,888

That's a big plot point, that the

gates only go one way at a time.

: 1551

01:05:15,888 --> 01:05:16,318

-: 0251

Alright.

: 1552

01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:18,928

So, a bunch of soldiers are coming in.

: 1553

01:05:18,928 --> 01:05:19,288

Chekhov's

: 1554

01:05:19,398 --> 01:05:20,368

-: 0251

Uh, anyway, Claymores

: 1555

01:05:20,548 --> 01:05:20,918

-: 0251

off.

: 1556

01:05:21,608 --> 01:05:24,068

, These soldiers do not

have bulletproof armor.

: 1557

01:05:24,138 --> 01:05:27,508

Like, ten armed combatants

take out like sixty dudes.

: 1558

01:05:27,818 --> 01:05:30,298

And there's one minor injury.

: 1559

01:05:31,108 --> 01:05:32,608

, and Kowalski gets parasited,

but besides that...

: 1560

01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:34,228

-: 0251

in real

: 1561

01:05:34,258 --> 01:05:36,138

-: 0251

Oh yeah, I also, I

: 1562

01:05:36,138 --> 01:05:36,288

-: 0251

just a

: 1563

01:05:36,288 --> 01:05:36,438

FYI.

: 1564

01:05:36,678 --> 01:05:38,838

-: 0251

that, first they're coming in one line

: 1565

01:05:38,848 --> 01:05:43,438

going over the claymore hill getting blown

up, but then we see second line coming

: 1566

01:05:43,438 --> 01:05:47,008

around from the side and I'm like, Ooh,

this person went to alien west point.

: 1567

01:05:47,368 --> 01:05:47,848

What if

: 1568

01:05:47,848 --> 01:05:48,358

we had...

: 1569

01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:49,863

Two lines?

: 1570

01:05:49,863 --> 01:05:49,893

Heh heh

: 1571

01:05:49,893 --> 01:05:50,673

heh heh

: 1572

01:05:50,673 --> 01:05:51,063

heh.

: 1573

01:05:53,073 --> 01:05:53,933

-: 0251

I'm smert!

: 1574

01:05:55,478 --> 01:05:57,068

,

-: 0251

: 1575

01:05:57,068 --> 01:05:58,568

Everyone makes it through.

: 1576

01:05:58,878 --> 01:06:02,653

, we get a little bit of stuff

about, oh, teaks, join an SG one

: 1577

01:06:02,653 --> 01:06:06,303

now, and then we get glowing eyes

: 1578

01:06:06,303 --> 01:06:07,053

to credits.

: 1579

01:06:07,498 --> 01:06:07,838

-: 0251

We,

: 1580

01:06:07,908 --> 01:06:08,278

our,

: 1581

01:06:08,303 --> 01:06:08,873

-: 0251

We did it.

: 1582

01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:09,408

We

: 1583

01:06:09,528 --> 01:06:11,108

-: 0251

our heroes escape through the Stargate

: 1584

01:06:11,118 --> 01:06:14,048

and then they close, they have

this metal grate called the Iris.

: 1585

01:06:14,258 --> 01:06:16,098

That prevents the bad guys from following.

: 1586

01:06:16,378 --> 01:06:21,068

And we do get some very nice thud,

thud, thud, thud, showing that

: 1587

01:06:21,068 --> 01:06:22,838

some aliens did try to chase them.

: 1588

01:06:23,988 --> 01:06:27,698

, I was very sad that when the Iris

opened back up there was no goo.

: 1589

01:06:28,088 --> 01:06:29,938

I was really hoping for some goo.

: 1590

01:06:30,728 --> 01:06:31,068

Heh heh heh heh.

: 1591

01:06:32,298 --> 01:06:32,418

-: 0251

ha!

: 1592

01:06:33,798 --> 01:06:33,848

-: 0251

Yes.

: 1593

01:06:33,848 --> 01:06:33,868

Yeah.

: 1594

01:06:33,868 --> 01:06:34,658

This is splat.

: 1595

01:06:35,928 --> 01:06:36,148

Yeah.

: 1596

01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:38,698

one of my predictions for later

very much involves the iris.

: 1597

01:06:39,248 --> 01:06:42,318

And, , and I do want to say, uh, Kowalski

: 1598

01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:44,358

was um, cool.

: 1599

01:06:44,638 --> 01:06:47,218

Kowalski was one of my favorite

characters in the original movie.

: 1600

01:06:47,218 --> 01:06:50,618

He had, he had a very minor role and

they recast him for the show, of course.

: 1601

01:06:50,938 --> 01:06:54,508

But I loved Kowalski in the original

movie because he was just an impulsive...

: 1602

01:06:54,883 --> 01:06:56,663

Like Leroy Jenkins type dude.

: 1603

01:06:56,663 --> 01:07:00,283

There were a couple of situations

where the team was getting attacked by

: 1604

01:07:00,303 --> 01:07:01,603

aliens, and they're like, what do we do?

: 1605

01:07:01,603 --> 01:07:02,223

We're pinned down.

: 1606

01:07:02,223 --> 01:07:05,803

And Kowalski just fucking Leroy

and ran out there straight towards

: 1607

01:07:05,803 --> 01:07:10,553

the, the, the alien bad guys

with their, their laser sticks.

: 1608

01:07:10,553 --> 01:07:12,693

And they're like, Kowalski,

what are you doing?

: 1609

01:07:12,693 --> 01:07:16,533

So I loved that they brought

back Kowalski, but pretty sure

: 1610

01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:17,983

Kowalski dies next episode.

: 1611

01:07:18,358 --> 01:07:21,088

, either that or they just don't

acknowledge him because I mean, this is

: 1612

01:07:21,088 --> 01:07:22,648

a little bit of a meta prediction here.

: 1613

01:07:22,948 --> 01:07:27,828

, you never see him on any of the covers of

the Stargate DVDs or any of the posters.

: 1614

01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,828

Kowalski, you're just

like, where'd you go, man?

: 1615

01:07:29,998 --> 01:07:32,868

, it's going to break my heart if

we lose him because Kowalski is

: 1616

01:07:32,868 --> 01:07:36,688

like my, , he's like my Gomez,

you know, I fucking love that guy.

: 1617

01:07:36,888 --> 01:07:37,008

-: 0251

ha!

: 1618

01:07:37,828 --> 01:07:39,238

-: 0251

You're My boy!

: 1619

01:07:39,238 --> 01:07:39,748

Kowalski.

: 1620

01:07:42,268 --> 01:07:44,138

-: 0251

Alright, well with that said,

: 1621

01:07:44,228 --> 01:07:46,858

I'm gonna roll some dice and then

we're gonna make some predictions.

: 1622

01:07:46,858 --> 01:07:49,398

So I've got my 4d6 and 1d4 here.

: 1623

01:07:50,268 --> 01:07:52,418

Well this should make

a very satisfying thud.

: 1624

01:07:56,578 --> 01:07:59,558

Well boys, I rolled a lot of 1s.

: 1625

01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:06,028

I rolled, I rolled I rolled

four ones and one four.

: 1626

01:08:06,038 --> 01:08:06,358

So we're

: 1627

01:08:06,358 --> 01:08:06,848

skipping

: 1628

01:08:06,898 --> 01:08:07,158

eight

: 1629

01:08:07,188 --> 01:08:08,118

episodes.

: 1630

01:08:09,733 --> 01:08:10,523

-: 0251

Oh wow!

: 1631

01:08:11,573 --> 01:08:14,143

Are we still in, I think, is

this gonna be the first time

: 1632

01:08:14,193 --> 01:08:15,263

in the show that we stay in the

: 1633

01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:16,098

-: 0251

It's happened

: 1634

01:08:16,098 --> 01:08:16,758

before.

: 1635

01:08:16,957 --> 01:08:18,457

But we've

: 1636

01:08:18,457 --> 01:08:20,398

also had some shorter seasons.

: 1637

01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:23,087

-: 0251

Yeah.

: 1638

01:08:23,278 --> 01:08:25,858

So we're going to be

watching season one, episode

: 1639

01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:26,448

nine.

: 1640

01:08:26,743 --> 01:08:27,113

-: 0251

Yeah.

: 1641

01:08:27,113 --> 01:08:28,853

-: 0251

but before we get there, let's make some

: 1642

01:08:28,853 --> 01:08:31,773

daytime evening and primetime predictions.

: 1643

01:08:32,173 --> 01:08:35,372

And so while my co hosts are writing

out their predictions, I'll just

: 1644

01:08:35,372 --> 01:08:36,553

explain this to our audience.

: 1645

01:08:36,553 --> 01:08:38,633

We rank, we make three predictions.

: 1646

01:08:39,103 --> 01:08:41,283

, of varying severity.

: 1647

01:08:41,283 --> 01:08:43,712

So the daytime prediction

should be the most obvious thing

: 1648

01:08:43,712 --> 01:08:44,513

you think is going to happen.

: 1649

01:08:44,513 --> 01:08:47,622

The primetime prediction should

be the most outlandish thing

: 1650

01:08:47,643 --> 01:08:48,973

you think is going to happen.

: 1651

01:08:49,243 --> 01:08:51,193

We're each going to make

three of these predictions.

: 1652

01:08:52,068 --> 01:08:56,798

And then we're going to have a poll

up on Dominion Media and Television,

: 1653

01:08:56,837 --> 01:08:59,218

either there or the research labs.

: 1654

01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,138

I'm not quite sure where, , well, there'll

: 1655

01:09:01,138 --> 01:09:07,448

be a post, , where you will tell us

which one of us is the most correct.

: 1656

01:09:07,768 --> 01:09:09,468

And I will say these are weighted.

: 1657

01:09:09,698 --> 01:09:14,747

So someone getting a primetime prediction

is worth more than someone getting a

: 1658

01:09:14,758 --> 01:09:15,997

daytime prediction.

: 1659

01:09:16,377 --> 01:09:17,368

One, two, three points is

: 1660

01:09:17,368 --> 01:09:17,587

how we

: 1661

01:09:17,733 --> 01:09:18,603

-: 0251

We'll do the math on

: 1662

01:09:18,603 --> 01:09:18,973

all that.

: 1663

01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:19,303

Yeah.

: 1664

01:09:19,843 --> 01:09:20,313

Yeah, we'll...

: 1665

01:09:21,667 --> 01:09:23,318

-: 0251

So just tell us which one of us

: 1666

01:09:23,318 --> 01:09:24,827

was the most correct in the poll.

: 1667

01:09:25,408 --> 01:09:26,468

I don't want details.

: 1668

01:09:26,497 --> 01:09:29,877

I don't want to know that I got my

prime time and Ben got his daytime.

: 1669

01:09:29,877 --> 01:09:30,837

And that's why I won.

: 1670

01:09:31,087 --> 01:09:32,158

I don't want to know none of that.

: 1671

01:09:32,398 --> 01:09:35,608

That's half the fun of this is not

knowing what we got right and wrong.

: 1672

01:09:35,948 --> 01:09:38,198

We won't know until the end

of the show, when we go back

: 1673

01:09:38,198 --> 01:09:39,877

and review the show synopsis.

: 1674

01:09:40,247 --> 01:09:42,138

, but you will be able to vote and then

: 1675

01:09:42,148 --> 01:09:43,587

whoever gets the most.

: 1676

01:09:44,077 --> 01:09:44,667

Polls

: 1677

01:09:44,678 --> 01:09:45,228

will pick

: 1678

01:09:45,332 --> 01:09:45,542

-: 0251

Yeah.

: 1679

01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,103

We'll put the

: 1680

01:09:46,113 --> 01:09:47,773

details on that at the end of the episode.

: 1681

01:09:48,758 --> 01:09:52,258

-: 0251

Alright, so let's make some predictions.

: 1682

01:10:04,885 --> 01:10:07,585

-: 0251

Alright, so, my predictions

: 1683

01:10:07,595 --> 01:10:09,465

for, , this, , this first round.

: 1684

01:10:09,815 --> 01:10:12,485

My daytime, Kowalski gets saved.

: 1685

01:10:12,675 --> 01:10:15,165

I actually went the, the

opposite way of you, Victor.

: 1686

01:10:15,205 --> 01:10:15,395

I'm

: 1687

01:10:15,395 --> 01:10:15,805

thinking,

: 1688

01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:16,925

he gets

: 1689

01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:18,075

it, everything fixed

: 1690

01:10:18,075 --> 01:10:18,325

out.

: 1691

01:10:19,165 --> 01:10:20,365

, my evening prediction,

: 1692

01:10:21,075 --> 01:10:22,065

-: 0251

I hope, yeah, I hope so

: 1693

01:10:22,065 --> 01:10:22,255

too.

: 1694

01:10:22,315 --> 01:10:23,605

-: 0251

the season ends with him,

: 1695

01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:24,684

I forget what the name of

: 1696

01:10:24,695 --> 01:10:26,585

the actual planet is,

I just called it Dune.

: 1697

01:10:26,865 --> 01:10:27,535

, back at Dune

: 1698

01:10:27,545 --> 01:10:27,945

World,

: 1699

01:10:29,285 --> 01:10:29,549

-: 0251

heh heh.

: 1700

01:10:29,549 --> 01:10:29,792

heh

: 1701

01:10:29,795 --> 01:10:31,655

-: 0251

without Skara, being

: 1702

01:10:31,655 --> 01:10:32,465

saved yet.

: 1703

01:10:33,545 --> 01:10:35,415

He hasn't been saved, but

they're able to come back

: 1704

01:10:36,215 --> 01:10:37,095

-: 0251

Oh, Skara,

: 1705

01:10:37,195 --> 01:10:39,365

-: 0251

figuring this out, you don't

: 1706

01:10:39,365 --> 01:10:40,765

have to lock it up forever.

: 1707

01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:45,395

Like, we'll come back and revisit

you once every couple of seasons.

: 1708

01:10:46,425 --> 01:10:48,205

And then my prime time?

: 1709

01:10:48,575 --> 01:10:49,385

They find

: 1710

01:10:49,405 --> 01:10:50,535

more gates on

: 1711

01:10:50,535 --> 01:10:50,925

Earth.

: 1712

01:10:51,295 --> 01:10:52,145

-: 0251

Ooooooh!

: 1713

01:10:52,425 --> 01:10:53,235

That's a good one.

: 1714

01:10:53,945 --> 01:10:54,885

Multiple...

: 1715

01:10:55,605 --> 01:10:56,684

Gates on Earth.

: 1716

01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:57,365

Alright.

: 1717

01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,720

-: 0251

that completely destroys my gate

: 1718

01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:01,820

through the stars

: 1719

01:11:01,830 --> 01:11:03,380

theory, probably

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those

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I can totally see that happening though.

: 1722

01:11:05,705 --> 01:11:06,445

Heh heh

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01:11:06,445 --> 01:11:07,905

heh.

: 1724

01:11:08,684 --> 01:11:09,125

Awesome.

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01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,385

So I wrote down just a, just

a shitload of predictions, so

: 1726

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I'm not sure how to do this.

: 1727

01:11:13,205 --> 01:11:15,605

Okay, so one, wh what's

the first one called again?

: 1728

01:11:15,684 --> 01:11:15,965

The

: 1729

01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:17,960

The first one is the daytime

: 1730

01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:18,390

prediction.

: 1731

01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,720

Alright, so that's supposed

to be just a simple one.

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Something,

: 1733

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, I'm gonna say that the iris At some point,

that thing's gonna get blown the fuck off.

: 1734

01:11:28,309 --> 01:11:31,490

Like, there's gonna be a sequence in

an episode where they're, like, being

: 1735

01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:34,370

attacked by, by Apophis or Ra or whoever.

: 1736

01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:37,510

And they're like, the Iris can't hold

out much longer, and then there's gonna

: 1737

01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:42,340

be a scene where it just gets blasted

off like a, like a hubcap with C4 and

: 1738

01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:46,230

it just goes tumbling and flying through

the, , through their headquarters.

: 1739

01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:47,510

Cause that's gonna look cool as shit.

: 1740

01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:50,130

Either that or it's gonna explode

like shrapnel and kill everyone.

: 1741

01:11:50,140 --> 01:11:55,460

Either way, the Iris is gonna be, at least

once, Is going to fail spectacularly.

: 1742

01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:57,800

So, Iris Explosion is my first one.

: 1743

01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:03,530

Okay, I'm gonna say that Daniel

Jackson in, in the original movie

: 1744

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it was mentioned that Daniel

Jackson grew up in foster care.

: 1745

01:12:08,580 --> 01:12:14,070

I think that they're going to tug on that

plot thread at some point in the, , in

: 1746

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the series to where they find Daniel

Jackson's real parents and there's

: 1747

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going to be something up with them.

: 1748

01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:25,460

I am betting you that either they're

aliens or they're a government

: 1749

01:12:25,460 --> 01:12:30,000

experiment and Daniel Jackson is like

genetically engineered and that's why

: 1750

01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,790

he's so, so freaking smart and weird.

: 1751

01:12:34,230 --> 01:12:35,400

I think Daniel Jackson is

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What happens if we make a man

: 1753

01:12:36,934 --> 01:12:37,625

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They're going to find, they're

: 1754

01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:38,865

going to find his real parents.

: 1755

01:12:40,684 --> 01:12:40,855

Yeah!

: 1756

01:12:42,605 --> 01:12:44,025

Like, that's part of his superpower.

: 1757

01:12:44,025 --> 01:12:45,655

That's a side effect of his intellect.

: 1758

01:12:45,985 --> 01:12:47,075

Is he's allergic to everything.

: 1759

01:12:48,855 --> 01:12:51,635

So, and from here on out, I'm just

going to refer to Daniel Jackson as DJ.

: 1760

01:12:52,085 --> 01:12:56,605

So, DJ is half alien, and

they find DJ's real parents.

: 1761

01:12:57,375 --> 01:13:00,195

Alright, so what is crazier than that?

: 1762

01:13:00,195 --> 01:13:03,445

Okay, then, uh, now it's

time for evening prediction.

: 1763

01:13:04,295 --> 01:13:07,035

Another thing from the original movie

that I absolutely loved is there

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was a scene where, , Ra's servants

were roaming around the Ra spaceship

: 1765

01:13:13,135 --> 01:13:14,495

and one of them is holding a cat.

: 1766

01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:17,355

And I thought that was really

cute because, you know, cats are

: 1767

01:13:17,355 --> 01:13:19,385

so revered in Egyptian mythology.

: 1768

01:13:20,175 --> 01:13:26,040

There's gonna be an episode where the SG

1 team goes to a planet And, they're like,

: 1769

01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:29,260

you must help us, our leader has been

kidnapped, and they have to go attack all

: 1770

01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:34,080

these, they go through a massive fortress,

and they have to save the revered leader

: 1771

01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:38,620

of this tribe's, yeah, uh, this tribe's

revered leader, and it's a fucking cat.

: 1772

01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:41,640

That's what it's going to turn out

to be at the end of the episode.

: 1773

01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:42,720

They're like, we got him, we rescued,

: 1774

01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:43,050

where is it?

: 1775

01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:43,870

Oh, it's the cat.

: 1776

01:13:43,910 --> 01:13:44,480

So,

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01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:46,430

that's, that's what I'm thinking.

: 1778

01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:47,500

They save the

: 1779

01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,000

cat, that's going to

be my third prediction.

: 1780

01:13:49,510 --> 01:13:51,720

Alright, good to go,

: 1781

01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:51,860

shiver.

: 1782

01:13:52,950 --> 01:13:55,559

Haha,

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01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:58,870

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two's job is literally just guard duty

: 1784

01:13:58,870 --> 01:14:05,650

of the gate for SG one every time,

but we will have an exception to this.

: 1785

01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:07,910

We'll get a really cool Lower Decks

: 1786

01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:09,920

episode with SG2 at some point.

: 1787

01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,670

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SG2 focused episode I like it.

: 1788

01:14:13,940 --> 01:14:14,309

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Yeah.

: 1789

01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:17,950

Uh, my evening prediction,

MacGyver's gonna turn down a

: 1790

01:14:17,950 --> 01:14:19,950

promotion so he can stay in the action.

: 1791

01:14:20,170 --> 01:14:21,470

They're gonna offer him control of the

: 1792

01:14:21,470 --> 01:14:22,380

Stargate program.

: 1793

01:14:22,380 --> 01:14:22,910

He's gonna say

: 1794

01:14:22,910 --> 01:14:23,110

no

: 1795

01:14:23,110 --> 01:14:23,390

because he

: 1796

01:14:23,470 --> 01:14:24,720

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he's gonna pull up a card.

: 1797

01:14:25,210 --> 01:14:25,920

Or a Riker.

: 1798

01:14:25,970 --> 01:14:28,950

He's gonna pull a Riker and

refuse to, Yeah, refuse.

: 1799

01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:29,740

Okay, good one.

: 1800

01:14:31,309 --> 01:14:33,040

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And then my primetime prediction,

: 1801

01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,500

they can't save Shuri or Scarra.

: 1802

01:14:37,059 --> 01:14:37,230

They're

: 1803

01:14:37,230 --> 01:14:38,570

just, they're they're boned.

: 1804

01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:39,040

That's

: 1805

01:14:39,050 --> 01:14:39,740

not happening.

: 1806

01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:41,140

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Yep.

: 1807

01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:43,120

Hang on, let me write these

: 1808

01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:43,420

down.

: 1809

01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,330

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Well, with all of that said predictions

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01:14:47,330 --> 01:14:53,930

are in, there's only one thing left

to do and that's say, thank you.

: 1811

01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:59,740

Thank you ripe for our

fucking bomb ass theme song.

: 1812

01:14:59,950 --> 01:15:02,880

Goon squad, , still does not feel real.

: 1813

01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:04,500

, love the shit out of the song.

: 1814

01:15:04,510 --> 01:15:08,309

Find more of their music on Spotify

or wherever you listen to any

: 1815

01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:10,380

streaming music they're all over.

: 1816

01:15:10,850 --> 01:15:12,970

, I know they're trying to get

a Grammy nomination for the

: 1817

01:15:12,970 --> 01:15:14,330

most recent album right now.

: 1818

01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,040

I, they should, it's fantastic.

: 1819

01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,280

, it's a great album.

: 1820

01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:19,740

, so thank you.

: 1821

01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:21,090

Right.

: 1822

01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,559

Uh, thank you listeners for joining us.

: 1823

01:15:23,845 --> 01:15:29,075

, if you go ahead and leave a five star

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: 1824

01:15:29,075 --> 01:15:33,684

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: 1825

01:15:33,684 --> 01:15:34,105

will

: 1826

01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:34,455

shout

: 1827

01:15:34,455 --> 01:15:35,605

you out at the end of the episode.

: 1828

01:15:35,605 --> 01:15:36,195

Victor, I believe

: 1829

01:15:36,195 --> 01:15:36,425

we have

: 1830

01:15:36,425 --> 01:15:37,135

one shout out

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01:15:37,135 --> 01:15:37,615

you had mentioned.

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Yes, , shout out to David

: 1833

01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:42,045

Pierce, thank you for the 5 star

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: 1834

01:15:42,065 --> 01:15:44,815

And, , yeah, keep them rolling in,

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: 1835

01:15:44,890 --> 01:15:48,410

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: 1836

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: 1837

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: 1838

01:15:58,309 --> 01:16:02,910

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through the, , last time on podcast, and

: 1839

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I'll give you an approval and you can vote

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: 1840

01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:10,380

one of us, , is going to win this little

game that we're playing with predictions.

: 1841

01:16:10,905 --> 01:16:12,465

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Alright, and, , Thank you to Annette

: 1842

01:16:12,465 --> 01:16:16,405

Lucina for your photograph of a

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01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,165

Creative Commons so that we were

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: 1844

01:16:19,545 --> 01:16:20,975

Thank you for making free art so

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01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:21,515

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Yeah, so uh, join us next time on Last

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the episode, Season 1, Episode 9, Thor's

: 1849

01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:33,260

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