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What do you.
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:What do you mean you broke.
Speaker A:You broke your hip?
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:Oh, well, that kid you brought home.
Speaker B:Hey, you know Al.
Speaker B:Okay, so I was doing my laundry.
Speaker A:Karate.
Speaker B:And I got some water.
Speaker B:Got some water on the floor.
Speaker B:And long story short, you need a new butler.
Speaker A:Ready?
Speaker A:The armada Kenobi.
Speaker A:Another monster.
Speaker C:Everybody.
Speaker B:Welcome to.
Speaker B:I would say it's a great Monday to be with y'all, but my Monday was just pissed all over.
Speaker B:So here we are.
Speaker C:Christmas, Jack, skeleton, and you want it to eat somewhere?
Speaker B:Yeah, that's.
Speaker B:That's something.
Speaker B:Uh, let's try that again.
Speaker B:Welcome to films and block away, everybody.
Speaker B:I couldn't do it that way, y'all.
Speaker B:It's a great Monday to be with y'all.
Speaker B:Yes, Mason, it's October.
Speaker B:It was not a choice I made.
Speaker B:It's a choice your brother made.
Speaker A:Take it.
Speaker B:You're fine.
Speaker B:We're gonna talk a little bit about everything.
Speaker B:We're gonna touch on.
Speaker B:I'm gonna talk about Batman forever.
Speaker B:Cuz that's.
Speaker B:I went down.
Speaker B:We're gonna recap some New York comic Con news that got really fun to touch on.
Speaker B:And then Brian's got one of the infamous brackets for us to go on, but also, we wanted to leave room in case, you know, we did detergent last time in case people want to ask us, you know, what.
Speaker B:What lawnmower of preference we use, like.
Speaker A:I don't know, toothpaste.
Speaker C:Doug is being, like, the funniest, right?
Speaker C:He's trying to be the most sarcastic, but his mom and his wife were both very engaged in the conversation.
Speaker B:What's really funny is I got this random text message from Marcus that goes, hey, did Brittany.
Speaker B:Did Brittany tell you that we.
Speaker B:That she texted me?
Speaker B:And I went, what?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:And then I asked her about it.
Speaker B:I said, did you text Marcus?
Speaker B:And she goes, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker B:And then Marcus sent me the screenshot, and Brittany had to explain how I completely misrepresented that whole thing, so.
Speaker A:Oh, wow.
Speaker C:Wife's keeping us on much more in depth to the decision making process.
Speaker C:My favorite part was her talking about the recycling, how y'all were trying your best to be a recycling responsible family.
Speaker C:But the recycling company does not accept said item.
Speaker A:It does not.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:Cause here we are.
Speaker B:Now we know.
Speaker B:Here we are now we do.
Speaker B:But, gentlemen, in order to do this, right, in order to do it well, we gotta make sure everybody is thoroughly welcomed and introed.
Speaker B:And so Marcus J.
Speaker B:Destin, aka hashtag teammaggie how you feeling, sir?
Speaker C:I'm feeling good.
Speaker C:It's really not about me.
Speaker C:I'm just going, you want me to go on my monologue now?
Speaker B:You go.
Speaker C:Oh, for sure.
Speaker C:Listen, I just want to say damn everything else and just shout out to Maggie Rauch and the Roush family and Brian Roush are our partner in crime here on this podcast.
Speaker C:Maggie made a very beautiful post.
Speaker C:I'm not going to go into it on this pod because it's not my place to go into it.
Speaker C:But however, I do want to say, Maggie, whenever you do get a chance to listen to this, like Jean Grey from the X Men, you will rise like the Phoenix.
Speaker C:As I saw Brian mentioned, you will rise like the Phoenix.
Speaker C:You are even better than ever and stronger than ever.
Speaker C:And so we just want to let you know that if anybody.
Speaker C:If you have no fans, Maggie Roush, then Brian and I are dead.
Speaker C:I just didn't want to speak for Doug.
Speaker C:I just know Brian is married to Maggie, and I am a fan of Maggie, but I could not.
Speaker B:The underside of the bus is crystal clear, everybody.
Speaker C:Okay?
Speaker C:If you have no fans, the film in black and white is dead.
Speaker A:All three.
Speaker B:Say my name.
Speaker B:Don't.
Speaker B:Don't fucking.
Speaker B:Don't be like, oh, you know, Brian and I not going to speak.
Speaker B:And then you pivot, you go, okay, films in black and white.
Speaker B:I am not just this podcast.
Speaker B:Don't isolate me to a monolith.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker A:Okay, okay.
Speaker A:We.
Speaker C:I got it, I got it, I.
Speaker A:Got it, I got it, I got.
Speaker C:It, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker C:Maggie Roush.
Speaker C:If Maggie Roush has no believers, no fans or supporters, then Marcus, Doug, and Brian must 100%.
Speaker B:Yeah, 100%.
Speaker C:Maggie, we love you.
Speaker B:We absolutely adore you.
Speaker A:So we love you.
Speaker C:Very clear.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's.
Speaker B:Yeah, no, 100%.
Speaker B:Well said.
Speaker B:Very beautiful post.
Speaker B:So, absolutely all the power to you, Brian Roush, aka a Minnesota links.
Speaker B:How you feeling, sir?
Speaker A:I'm feeling great.
Speaker A:I just want to.
Speaker A:I want to jump in.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So, with the pod family, I do want to share.
Speaker A:My wife is having a procedure tomorrow.
Speaker A:Uh, that's pretty intensive.
Speaker A:And so she'll be.
Speaker A:She'll be in some recovery for a few weeks.
Speaker A:So, um, she did, uh, share that information on her socials.
Speaker A:Um.
Speaker A:And, uh.
Speaker A:And, yeah.
Speaker A:So I just want to say I appreciate.
Speaker A:I appreciate you, too.
Speaker A:I appreciate y'all and your support.
Speaker A:And in heavy moments, this podcast has always.
Speaker A:Has always made me laugh.
Speaker A:We are literally five minutes in, and you started making me laugh this the minute the Christmas music intro song was playing because I knew how Doug would feel about it.
Speaker A:I knew that Marcus played it, and.
Speaker A:And, yeah, we'll have more details to share, but later.
Speaker A:But for now, yeah, there's a.
Speaker A:There's a procedure tomorrow.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:I think that's Roman.
Speaker A:A debt fulfilled.
Speaker A:Yes, I did send our loyal listener, Roman Myers.
Speaker A:There's some coffee on the way for him.
Speaker A:Uh, so it's.
Speaker A:It's apparently on slow boat, though.
Speaker A:Uh, it'll be there in November, but it's gonna be there.
Speaker A:But I do want to say thank you.
Speaker B:It's being delivered by carrier pigeon.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Thank you, Mason.
Speaker A:Uh, I.
Speaker A:Yeah, I appreciate y'all.
Speaker A:Um, it'll.
Speaker A:It'll be an adventure.
Speaker A:It's one of the reasons I won't be here next week.
Speaker A:Um, but Doug and Marcus are going to give you, like, a hell of a venom three review, and so hopefully I'll be back the week after that.
Speaker B:Marcus and I just peered at each other's souls.
Speaker B:I think we both realized that we had to do that.
Speaker A:I mean, we don't have to review.
Speaker B:I looked at him and I went.
Speaker B:I would.
Speaker B:I was like, who's it gonna be, me or you are gonna say, like, oh, yeah, we gotta do that.
Speaker C:It's not that I.
Speaker C:It's not that I don't want to, because I enjoy venom movies.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:I completely forgot.
Speaker B:Oh, no, I forgot.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, it's okay.
Speaker A:I mean, it's your show next week.
Speaker A:I'm not here, so y'all could do whatever for all I care.
Speaker B:That's good.
Speaker B:I'm glad we both forgot.
Speaker A:I'm glad we also both times I'm line producer here.
Speaker C:I did want to go see transformers.
Speaker C:Um.
Speaker C:Oh, transformers on Netflix.
Speaker A:Is it really already?
Speaker C:I think it's tomorrow.
Speaker A:Oh, shit.
Speaker A:You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker A:That's wild.
Speaker C:Yeah, I think it's tomorrow.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:All right, well, Doug, how.
Speaker A:How are you doing?
Speaker A:Whoo.
Speaker C:Ha.
Speaker B:I got them all.
Speaker B:I got that's.
Speaker B:I listened to that a lot today, and so I have these moments in the car with myself, and they're just.
Speaker B:They're just for me.
Speaker B:But sometimes I just like to let my voice go.
Speaker B:And that song came on, and I think I screamed Wooha.
Speaker B:Every single time he did it, because that's the only way you can do it.
Speaker B:And there's only.
Speaker B:Yeah, there's only two times that I've made myself go horse that one.
Speaker B:And then I also was trying to sing like, the lead singer of Metallica, and I was, like.
Speaker B:Like, way back there.
Speaker B:Like, deep and guttural, and I enjoyed it.
Speaker B:And I enjoyed it a little too much, but, yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker B:It was a great weekend where we're getting close to Halloween.
Speaker B:Like, I cannot believe that Halloween is next week.
Speaker A:Ten days.
Speaker A:Ten days.
Speaker B:Very, very, very close.
Speaker B:So, yeah, also, real pumped for election shit to be over.
Speaker B:I am more excited about that than anything else.
Speaker B:Okay, this up.
Speaker C:I don't want to talk politics too much, but what I'm tired of, I'm not going to say from who, but do it.
Speaker C:Listen, stop emailing me.
Speaker A:Please.
Speaker C:Stop texting me, please, for the love of God.
Speaker C:I know that you're.
Speaker C:It's the automated mail chimp.
Speaker C:If you don't open, they send you a certain reply, and AI makes it worse because now they can customize the shit it does.
Speaker C:Please stop emailing and stop texting me, please.
Speaker B:I have gotten over the course of the past three days.
Speaker B: Yes, yes,: Speaker B:And this is that.
Speaker B:That includes the numbers that people are addressing me as Tammy.
Speaker B:I will confirm on this podcast right now, my name is not Tammy.
Speaker B:I cannot vote in an election in Arizona, nor do I want to vote in Arizona.
Speaker B:So just.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:You're in a swing.
Speaker A:They're in a swing state.
Speaker B:I am in a swing.
Speaker B:My alter.
Speaker B:My female alter ego cell phone number is in a swing state, so I'm in a lot of trouble.
Speaker B:So I get a lot of texts from Chuck Schumer telling me, you know, and then conversely, you know, fucking Ted Cruz texts me on a daily basis.
Speaker B:So I got a lot of text.
Speaker A:Honestly, it's the.
Speaker A:You can tell, like, the millennials and Gen Z are on the social media campaigns now because they're using, like, the authentic familiarity where it's, like, email from Nancy Pelosi, and it's, like, all under case letters.
Speaker A:There's nothing capitalized.
Speaker A:Hey, Brian.
Speaker A:Just following up, like, Nancy, you don't know me, okay?
Speaker A:You don't know me.
Speaker A:Don't talk to me like this.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:You don't know me.
Speaker B:I know you.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker C:You don't know me, Nancy.
Speaker B:No, you don't know any doubt in my mind that you don't know me.
Speaker A:I'm sure it would be great if we could get a drink and talk.
Speaker A:That's fine.
Speaker A:But the fake familiarity stuff, I'm always like, oh, man, I just can.
Speaker C:One of the emails said, marcus, I want to shake your hand.
Speaker C:And I was like, no.
Speaker C:Like, I know that this is not real.
Speaker C:I've been scammed before.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker C:Fake messages.
Speaker C:So I think this is disturbing me, and it gives me PTSD every time I fucking phone goes off.
Speaker C:And it's not Kamala Harris.
Speaker C:It's not Kamala Harris.
Speaker C:It's got them.
Speaker C:It's a bot.
Speaker C:It's a block.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:You're getting.
Speaker B:You're trying to hit you up for that $10.
Speaker A:I'm also getting spammed, like, on my phone.
Speaker A:I don't know if y'all are getting this, but, like, I'm getting a ton of robo calls, like, just, like, many for.
Speaker A:It might be an Illinois thing.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Like, you know, and then some people are like, you know, some people just don't answer the phone anymore.
Speaker A:I'm like, yeah, it's me.
Speaker A:Because I get.
Speaker A:I get three calls a day, and it's like, brian, democracy is on the line.
Speaker A:It's like, if I want an optimist prime speech, I'm gonna fire up a Transformers movie.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Put your vote in my chest.
Speaker A:And Joe Biden asked me to call you personally that the auto parts are in danger.
Speaker B:We're battling the Decepticon.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:Donald Trump just can't even help.
Speaker A:It's only you with the cube in my chest.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:We get it.
Speaker A:We get it, right?
Speaker A:But, like, still, it's.
Speaker A:I'm just.
Speaker A:I'm good.
Speaker A:I'm good.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker C:I am also about to start screaming like, fucking Shia Labeouf here.
Speaker C:They email me one more time.
Speaker B:Yeah, I get.
Speaker B:The only thing that's preventing the robo calls is I have, like, a call blocker on my phone that I got through work.
Speaker C:The people that want to collect money from me for my student loans are upset because I want to answer the phone, but I can't tell the difference between, like, the robo calls and them calling.
Speaker C:So, like, somebody needs to get a goddamn caller id.
Speaker B:Well, nobody leaves a goddamn boat.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker C:Literally did this.
Speaker C:This is what it did.
Speaker C:It was 30 seconds, and you know how I can transcribe?
Speaker C:So I was waiting for the pop up.
Speaker C:It did this.
Speaker B:Like, is someone sending you a fast.
Speaker C:Is this, like, a telephone?
Speaker C:Like, what is this?
Speaker A:I've had that too.
Speaker A:Where it's like.
Speaker A:It's.
Speaker A:It'll have some scary caller idea of, like, internal revenue service.
Speaker A:And it's like, okay.
Speaker A:Like, I guess, but then you listen to the voicemail, and it's just like.
Speaker B:But they call, like, eight.
Speaker C:Eight times back to back, and I'm like, what?
Speaker C:The hell is going on?
Speaker C:No, your number.
Speaker C:I'll leave you a voicemail.
Speaker C:No, no, I'm all set.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:My favorite voicemails to receive are just the deep breaths.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker A:Oh, I don't have deep breaths.
Speaker C:Who's calling me?
Speaker B:And then, like, 10 seconds of that and then a hang up.
Speaker A:It's Tammy there.
Speaker B:I don't know who it is.
Speaker B:Hilarious.
Speaker C:Have a stalker.
Speaker C:I don't.
Speaker B:That's fine.
Speaker B:Hey, stalker, I appreciate your breathy voicemails.
Speaker C:My favorite moments on this podcast is when Doug doesn't realize he is he has a sugar daddy.
Speaker C:And then when Doug doesn't realize that he might be being stalked, because I don't get the deep breath voicemails, I don't get deeper.
Speaker B:You know that guy who's, like.
Speaker B:You know that guy who's, like, walking down the street late at night, like, wearing a full suit, like, whistling, but all the bad shit around him is happening.
Speaker B:I'm that guy who's just like, this is fine.
Speaker B:Like, just, everything's okay.
Speaker B:So that's.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker B:Let me live in that world.
Speaker C:Don't.
Speaker A:Don't.
Speaker B:Don't take it from me just yet.
Speaker B:Yeah, it'll take it from me in its own time.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:I did want to ask Brian a question.
Speaker A:Hello, Brian.
Speaker A:Hi.
Speaker B:As a dad, I'm one of those.
Speaker B:Do you ever have moments with your kids where they start, like, whipping out some, like, conspiracy theory, like, level diagrams to show you things?
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:Because I had one with Harper today, and I had to cover my mouth because I was starting to laugh, and I didn't want to make her feel bad.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker B:But she came with a whiteboard, and she had a whiteboard separated into ten different spots.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:And she had them numbered.
Speaker B:And then she had them numbered with, like, snowflake drawings.
Speaker B:And she goes, and this is number nine.
Speaker B:And number nine has a secret connection to number two.
Speaker B:And then if you count all the way, we got to put four right here.
Speaker B:Like, you have to have four.
Speaker B:And she talked for ten minutes, and after a while, I'm like, I.
Speaker B:Have you been watching?
Speaker B:Like, what have you been watching?
Speaker A:Solved mysteries.
Speaker B:Right.
Speaker B:What's.
Speaker B:She's going to start telling me about aliens next.
Speaker B:But I had this genuine moment, and I wanted to see if it was just me or if it was.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:We've gotten really.
Speaker A:I mean, my kids are really into animals.
Speaker A:I feel like we've talked about this before.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:And we're now doing guessing games because they're starting to kind of get into mysteries.
Speaker A:And I had to help one of my kids, Parker, come up with a list of clues, and he was like, okay, this has to be super secret.
Speaker A:And then he, like, pulled out this sheet of paper, and he's, like, only eats insects.
Speaker A:And then he, like, started writing it down, but then he looked at me, and he was like, can you write this down?
Speaker A:So now here I am writing down senseless to me, clues about an animal nothing about, and he's like, splashes water.
Speaker A:And I'm like, okay, splashes water.
Speaker A:Got it, buddy.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Nailed it.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:By the way, these would be, like, three things I thought I could move on with my life.
Speaker A:Absolutely not.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Their commitment to the bit.
Speaker B: It's like,: Speaker A:It.
Speaker A:There was like, okay, now write down beaks.
Speaker A:And I'm like, beaks plural or, like, singular?
Speaker A:Beak.
Speaker A:Like, what's happening?
Speaker B:It has beaks.
Speaker B:It's afraid of beaks.
Speaker B:Like, what are you, animals?
Speaker C:And I don't.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:Is Beak Beaks the parrot?
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Anyway, I feel you, Doug.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:100%.
Speaker B:Okay, cool.
Speaker C:I don't.
Speaker A:I'm with you, man.
Speaker A:I'm with you.
Speaker B:That's okay.
Speaker B:You can.
Speaker B:You could be that.
Speaker B:You are the fun uncle.
Speaker B:So, funko, next time you come over, you can.
Speaker B:I can have Harper walk you through her weird snowflake number theory.
Speaker A:Good.
Speaker C:I'm just letting Harper talk to me now, so that's all I really need.
Speaker B:There was a while where she didn't.
Speaker B:There was a while where she didn't.
Speaker B:Gentlemen, we have a whole podcast to get tied.
Speaker C:That was just 17 minutes.
Speaker C:Buckle up, buttercup.
Speaker B:Strap in.
Speaker B:But we're going to play a little game we like to call catch that quotable silky sounds.
Speaker C:I do want to make an announcement real quick.
Speaker A:Let's do it.
Speaker C:Just so everybody knows, you can now follow us on twitch at films in black, in the letter n white.
Speaker C:Films in black, letter in white.
Speaker C:I just got the notification when we started that we are now streaming.
Speaker C:And so now every time on twitch, you can follow us and get that same notification.
Speaker C:And follow us, I believe, for free.
Speaker C:Ad free, I think.
Speaker C:I'm not sure if we don't put no ads up there but the adult night.
Speaker C:But you can follow us on Twitch right now as one of our other socials that we'll be using as well as our other socials altogether.
Speaker C:Films in black and white with Ann spelled all the way out, as well as sign up for our Patreon.
Speaker C:Patreon.com backslash films in black and white.
Speaker B:They go.
Speaker B:Yeah, I enjoy that.
Speaker B:That's safe.
Speaker B:Well, way to do it.
Speaker B:We're back.
Speaker B:We're back on tick tock, everybody.
Speaker C:On TikTok.
Speaker B:Back.
Speaker A:Oh, yes.
Speaker C:On the.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:And I want to give a special.
Speaker B:I want to give a special shout out, Chad, before we get into this.
Speaker B:Okay, I won't, but just shout out to Chad, you know who you are.
Speaker B:Um, gentlemen, are you.
Speaker B:Are you ready for this week's quote?
Speaker B:Uh, gentlemen, here's the quote.
Speaker B:Bucks.
Speaker B:Well, they go, see, we just.
Speaker B:There it is.
Speaker A:Yeah, that's roman Romans.
Speaker A:Millions.
Speaker B:We're back.
Speaker B:Slash.
Speaker B:Catch that quotable, um, bucks.
Speaker B:Doe.
Speaker B:What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals.
Speaker A:Huh, bucks?
Speaker B:Dough.
Speaker B:What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?
Speaker C:Sounds like it's talking, referencing rap music, because you're using the word books and dough.
Speaker C:But it feels like it could be like a cartoon movie.
Speaker C:I hope it's not like, okay, so, you know, he did over the hedge.
Speaker C:Is this like, what's the action?
Speaker C:Kutcher move.
Speaker C:Ashton Kutcher movie where he was a deer.
Speaker B:Open season.
Speaker C:Open season.
Speaker C:Something maybe like, oh, okay.
Speaker B:I could also see that.
Speaker B:Or there was that movie with the dude from Big Bang Theory where he was an alien.
Speaker B:I think that was called home.
Speaker A:Oh.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:With Rihanna.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:The zoological talk makes me think this is an alien saying.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:Because he doesn't understand the language of.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:It's got to be, like, an alien.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:This is home for anyone that doesn't know home.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Movie.
Speaker C:I don't think people talk about that movie.
Speaker B:It's good.
Speaker B:Like, it's a good movie, so.
Speaker C:And that is open season.
Speaker A:I don't think I saw open season.
Speaker C:Oh, really?
Speaker A:At all?
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker C:Parents and Ashton Kutcher in it.
Speaker B:I think I know.
Speaker B:I have not seen open season.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Oh, I mean, Jane Krakowski's in it.
Speaker A:That's fun.
Speaker C:Maybe Martin Lawrence is not in this.
Speaker C:Who plays the bear?
Speaker A:I'm bringing it up right now.
Speaker A:And we can have everybody, so everybody can see here.
Speaker B:Everybody can look at it.
Speaker A:Ashton Kutcher is the lead, courtesy of Martin Lawrence.
Speaker A:Is boo.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker A:Deborah messing.
Speaker A:Most people know her from Will and Grace.
Speaker C:Will and Grace.
Speaker C:I love that show.
Speaker C:Will and Grace.
Speaker A:I loved Will and Grace using show.
Speaker C:By the way, because.
Speaker B:Very confusing.
Speaker A:They were not.
Speaker A:They were wills gay, but they were.
Speaker A:Well, they technically dated.
Speaker C:I think they stopped.
Speaker B:Was Wills Grace's mustache?
Speaker B:Because.
Speaker B:Isn't that the sign?
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, the beard.
Speaker B:She was beard.
Speaker C:His beard.
Speaker A:But then he came out.
Speaker B:But no, the reboot of mustache is wild.
Speaker A:As fuck the ending of the original will and Grace, which is, like, by the way, super, like, high key upsetting because, like, at the original ending of Will and grace, like, they stop being friends because they get into a huge fight.
Speaker A:And then, like, the season ends basically after, like, a little epilogue where they're like, maybe they'll make up.
Speaker A:It was really upsetting.
Speaker A:Anyway, that was how they.
Speaker A:The first time.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:And then they rebooted it.
Speaker A:Um, so I'm just looking at our chat.
Speaker A:We got a cold face.
Speaker C:We are ice cold.
Speaker B:We're ice cold, but ice cold.
Speaker A:Looking at videos of open also, Roman.
Speaker B:It's not Will and grace.
Speaker A:It's not Will and grace.
Speaker A:We know it's not Will and grace.
Speaker B:Mustache.
Speaker B:This is wild.
Speaker B:That's why.
Speaker B:I did not mean for that.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:This is a place of learning.
Speaker A:We're all learning here.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:We're all learning.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna get canceled.
Speaker B:It's fine.
Speaker A:It's not will and grace.
Speaker A:We've decided this definitively.
Speaker C:Mustache.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:That's somebody's mustache.
Speaker B:I'm gonna guess I'm still sticking with home because I don't know what else it is.
Speaker C:I'm sticking with my ass.
Speaker C:I ain't got nothing else for you, Roman, so that's all I got.
Speaker A:I don't know, man.
Speaker A:I must say, actually, it's not.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:It's nothing.
Speaker A:Face off.
Speaker A:Uh, I don't know.
Speaker A:Leave.
Speaker A:Leave.
Speaker A:Leaving Las Vegas.
Speaker A:Sure.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker C:Can you look it up and give us a hint?
Speaker B:I can.
Speaker C:It's not animated.
Speaker A:I mean, we're not getting it.
Speaker A:We're not getting.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:You want me just tell you what it is?
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B: This is the: Speaker B:1970s movie.
Speaker B:Hercules in New York.
Speaker A:Hercules in New York.
Speaker A:Godspeed.
Speaker B:Don't know what that is.
Speaker A:I've never heard of a movie called.
Speaker B:Hercules in New York.
Speaker B:Neither have I.
Speaker B: It's from: Speaker B:Let's see who it's got in it.
Speaker B:Arnold Schwarzenegger is in it.
Speaker B:He plays Hercules.
Speaker B:So, I mean, imagine the quote.
Speaker B:Imagine the quote box, though.
Speaker B:What's all this zoological talk about animals?
Speaker B:Like, that's.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker B:That's all we're talking.
Speaker B:So, yeah, that's.
Speaker B:This is the movie.
Speaker A:What is happening?
Speaker A:I it's tremendous.
Speaker B:Did you watch this?
Speaker B:Did you watch this?
Speaker B:Who watched this?
Speaker B:Was this googled?
Speaker B:Like what?
Speaker B:Like, did you.
Speaker B:Like, this feels like a bad movie generator.
Speaker A:It's fun.
Speaker A:It says it on the poster.
Speaker A:If you're not watching our livestream, I have the poster up right now, and it says it's fun.
Speaker C:All this stuff up quick as hell, too.
Speaker A:Yeah, it's like, okay, okay.
Speaker A:And that trailer was literally just Arnold Schwarzenegger lifting weights.
Speaker A:So I'm.
Speaker A:I'm intrigued.
Speaker A:I'm intrigued.
Speaker C:I'm okay that we didn't get this one.
Speaker B:I'm.
Speaker B:Yeah, I am also okay that we did not get this one.
Speaker B:Brian.
Speaker A:Yeah, hello.
Speaker B:You have a bracket for us?
Speaker A:I sure do.
Speaker B:I sure do like to do that.
Speaker B:I would like to do.
Speaker B:And when we're done doing that, I want to get into Batman forever, because I have.
Speaker A:Good.
Speaker A:Well, like a kiss from a rose on the gray, I'm ready to share our.
Speaker B:Whatever that song has to do with Batman.
Speaker A:Look, I tried to.
Speaker A:I really did.
Speaker A:I really tried to, like, make the connection of, like, oh, it's because Val Kilmer's Batman loves Nicole Kidman.
Speaker A:And then, like, I.
Speaker B:She likes roses.
Speaker A:I looked at the lyrics with Maggie and, like, I was like, what.
Speaker A:What am I listening?
Speaker A:What is this?
Speaker A:What am I listening to?
Speaker A:What is happening?
Speaker C:So, yeah, Batman forever is my second favorite.
Speaker C:I, um.
Speaker C:Non series Batman movie.
Speaker A:Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker C:First being Batman and Robin.
Speaker A:Got it.
Speaker A:Well, I wait.
Speaker B:With all those mister freeze jokes.
Speaker C:I think Batman and Robin is hands down.
Speaker B:Brian, put the.
Speaker B:Brian, put the bracket away.
Speaker A:Yeah, I think.
Speaker A:I think we have to bracket.
Speaker C:What?
Speaker C:What?
Speaker A:No, there's no way.
Speaker B:There's no way.
Speaker B:There's no way.
Speaker B:That's your favorite nonsense.
Speaker C:Do you.
Speaker C:Are we having this discussion for real?
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker B:Right now.
Speaker A:I mean, I think we need to switch gears.
Speaker A:Like, I can't wait, really.
Speaker B:If any of you are hearing the sounds of tires screeching, it is this podcast coming to the record screeching.
Speaker A:It's like framing up on Marcus.
Speaker A:You're probably wondering how I got here.
Speaker C:Okay, so I'm.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:All right.
Speaker C:I guess I paint the picture here.
Speaker C:I wasn't planning on doing it, but I.
Speaker C:No, I grew up with Batman and Robin on VHS.
Speaker C:That was my go to Batman movie.
Speaker C:I watched it several times.
Speaker C:These motherfuckers surfing on a rocket ship door.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Like, out of space because they chase Mister Freeze in the beginning.
Speaker C:Opening credits to.
Speaker C:He's launched in the ship, broke the ship.
Speaker C:These motherfuckers hopped and used the door to.
Speaker C:To, like, surf on the way down.
Speaker C:Real comic book movie type shit, right?
Speaker C:I think that seeing poison ivy on the screen, seeing Mister freeze on the screen, seeing these motherfuckers get pushed in the ice, and bane, I thought that that movie, one of my favorite scenes in that movie is when they're at the auction and he pulls out the bat boat.
Speaker C:The bat card, the bat credit card, the bat.
Speaker C:The Bat name American Express card.
Speaker C:It was.
Speaker C:It was.
Speaker C:When it came to marketing, it was number one in all of its marketing that it did.
Speaker C:I'll agree with that movie out.
Speaker C:And I think that it did exactly what it was supposed to do.
Speaker C:In hindsight, it's not the best movie, but it introduced Batwoman and Robin and Batman all on the screen at the same time.
Speaker B:I mean, it was the closest to a bat family we've ever gotten.
Speaker C:That's the closest thing we've gotten.
Speaker C:Like a nightwing, a batgirl, and Batman, even though they changed the lore of the characters.
Speaker C:I'm not talking about the storyline, but I think, like, also, visually, that movie was the best.
Speaker C:Visually, like, look at this.
Speaker C:This scene makes me laugh when they do the slow dance and poison ivy gets revealed.
Speaker A:Look for anyone joining us on the live stream.
Speaker A:There is a Batman credit card, which is forever good through forever as a.
Speaker C:Sequel to Batman Forever.
Speaker C:What are we talking about?
Speaker B:That's a great little nod.
Speaker B:That's a great little nod, Brian.
Speaker B:How the fuck did you have that up so fast?
Speaker A:Oh, this is how my brain thinks.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:This is how my brain thinks.
Speaker B:I went down this rabbit hole, because, like I said, we're back on tick tock.
Speaker B:And I was.
Speaker B:I was scrolling through it.
Speaker B:I do think you have some points.
Speaker B:I was scrolling through it, and kiss from a rose came up, and I was watching that, and I had this thought about, I don't know, a minute and a half in where I was like, the fuck does this have to do with Batman?
Speaker B:Yeah, like, there.
Speaker B:And so then I.
Speaker B:So then I.
Speaker B:Like, I.
Speaker B:That got me down.
Speaker B:I watched.
Speaker B:It had pictures from the set.
Speaker B:So I was like, well, now I have to watch this movie while I'm making dinner.
Speaker B:And that's exactly how that went down.
Speaker B:That's exactly what I did.
Speaker B:So I watched Batman forever while I was watching making dinner.
Speaker B:And there are parts of that movie that are great, and there are parts of that movie that are complete madness.
Speaker B:And I think we've all forgotten about the madness.
Speaker A:No, first.
Speaker A:The first.
Speaker B:Go ahead, Brian.
Speaker A:No, this.
Speaker A:This movie, Batman Forever, it's weird.
Speaker A:Like, it's good, but it's a good.
Speaker C:It's a good, weird opening scene for Batman Forever.
Speaker C:This is when I miss that old Gotham.
Speaker C:Like, okay, let's listen.
Speaker C:You have to tear the.
Speaker C:Y'all are really about to make me do this shit.
Speaker C:You really gotta off your Batman movies.
Speaker C:Number one.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:If you are Christopher Nolan Pattinson, like Matt Reeves type of Batman.
Speaker C:Or even, um, there was one more before Christian Bale.
Speaker C:Right, Chris?
Speaker C:Like, oh, well, sorry, if you are a Christian Bale, Robert Pattinson.
Speaker C:There's one more Batman that kind of teeters that before they like, he gets, he's a little bit more serious, I guess I'll even say Ben Affleck because, yeah, Ben Affleck is a little bit more fantastical the later we get into justice, but he also is a little bit more serious.
Speaker C:So I put him in that kind of upper tier where they start.
Speaker C:We're fan, the fandom was taking Batman very seriously to be this grounded hero.
Speaker C:That's how I tear off my first, my first level of Batman.
Speaker C:Then there's the fantastical Gotham that matches Batman, the animated series.
Speaker C:And that is where you get your Batman forever's and your Batman and Robbins and what was before Batman forever?
Speaker C:Oh, your Batman returns.
Speaker C:It's kind of where you get that more fantastical.
Speaker C:Tim Burton really did a good balance of a realistic Batman in a, in a comic Gotham.
Speaker B:Right?
Speaker B:And then Joel Schumacher took it and dialed it up to twelve with the color.
Speaker C:Yeah, everything's fantastic.
Speaker C:Gotham is this neon city, New York ish like type of vibe.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:These villains wear bright color clothing.
Speaker C:They're not grounded heroes.
Speaker C:They are meant to be.
Speaker C:The, it's the fucking riddler with extra red hair and tight green tights and a fucking.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:So I don't know.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Jim Carrey.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:The, the parts of it that are, that are madness are not those parts.
Speaker B:I actually think Tommy Lee Jones is two face is.
Speaker B:It is incredible like.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker C:It is.
Speaker B:And Jim Carrey does an outstanding job as riddler.
Speaker B:He does a good job of blending both of those things.
Speaker B:The parts that are madness are just.
Speaker B:The exchange between Val Kilmer and Nicole Kidmande are insane.
Speaker B:Their chemistry.
Speaker B:I have a clip is almost, it's cousin level chemistry.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Weird.
Speaker B:That's so weird.
Speaker A:It it's, it's, um.
Speaker A:I'd like to draw your attention.
Speaker B:Exhibit a.
Speaker B:Brian.
Speaker C:Last night at the.
Speaker B:Bank, I noticed something about two face.
Speaker B:Thanks to his coin, it's his achilles heel.
Speaker B:Also, what can be show up to the roof.
Speaker B:I know you called me here for this.
Speaker C:Okay, pause.
Speaker C:Don't do that.
Speaker B:What did you show up to the roof in?
Speaker C:He wanted to, first off, how did.
Speaker B:You get up there?
Speaker B:Second, you walk through a fucking building.
Speaker B:Okay?
Speaker B:Assume that that's on the top of the police station.
Speaker B:Assume for a minute.
Speaker B:Oh, police station.
Speaker B:You walked up, what, twelve floors past how many police officers?
Speaker B:And they were like, uh huh.
Speaker B:Checks out.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Someone in basically a negligee walking up to the top.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:It's not a negligee.
Speaker A:She is.
Speaker A:This is.
Speaker C:I don't know, that's kind of negligee.
Speaker A:Ish black cocktail dress.
Speaker A:It's doing.
Speaker A:Wearing a giant.
Speaker C:No, I think that was mom's way.
Speaker A:This is going out attire.
Speaker A:Is she trying to, like, going out?
Speaker B:Where is she going in that?
Speaker A:She obviously went to the police.
Speaker C:Do you know the only thing I can see?
Speaker C:The only thing I can see in this dark ass shot?
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:Say it is the bat signal.
Speaker B:Got it.
Speaker B:Is the top of her breast peering out like a bald man looking out from behind a gravestone?
Speaker B:I would love to know all that is.
Speaker A:I would love to talk to Nicole Kidman about, like, was this you?
Speaker A:Was this a decision you made?
Speaker A:Was this costuming?
Speaker A:Was this joke?
Speaker C:Did they hurt you?
Speaker B:Yeah, like, push them up real high.
Speaker B:Make it look like someone's, you know, peering out, looking for cover.
Speaker C:Like, that was seductive for Batman because she purposely asked him to show up to her house.
Speaker C:Like, he.
Speaker C:What I like about this scene is Batman saying, what the fuck did you call me?
Speaker C:Yes, I know that this motherfucker's moniker is the damn coin.
Speaker A:Yes, yes.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:I mean, like, I'm gonna fast forward here, but it's like, is it the car?
Speaker C:You know, chicks dig the car.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker A:My chicks love the car, but it's more like, we all wear masks.
Speaker A:That's where we'll pick it up.
Speaker B:My life's an open book.
Speaker A:You read?
Speaker B:I don't blend in at a family picnic.
Speaker B:Because you don't have one.
Speaker B:You bring your scarred psyche.
Speaker C:That's not.
Speaker C:That's negligee.
Speaker C:Although that's a color.
Speaker A:That is a dress.
Speaker C:You like strong women.
Speaker B:I've done my homework.
Speaker C:Go back, like, look at that man.
Speaker C:Look at Batman when he peers down.
Speaker C:Go back, like, ten.
Speaker C:Go back.
Speaker C:Like, when she takes the jacket off, this the first time you see him sweat.
Speaker C:This man has just taken on a man trapped inside of a fucking vault at the beginning of this movie.
Speaker A:I mean, look, there's a lot happening here.
Speaker A:I agree.
Speaker A:The coat.
Speaker A:The coat coming off.
Speaker A:Oh, I think I missed it.
Speaker A:I missed it.
Speaker A:Whatever.
Speaker A:I don't know where it is.
Speaker A:I missed it.
Speaker A:Now there it is.
Speaker A:It's by scarred psyche.
Speaker C:Here we go.
Speaker C:Look, look.
Speaker A:Yes.
Speaker A:She comes around.
Speaker A:They block her.
Speaker C:Look at him.
Speaker C:Look at him.
Speaker A:Oh, you're right.
Speaker B:It's this.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker A:You're right.
Speaker B:You can see.
Speaker A:I'll be honest.
Speaker A:I didn't see that.
Speaker A:I did not see that the five, six times I've watched this movie.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Anyway, I'm letting this clip roll because I really need everyone to see Gordon, who comes to.
Speaker A:Yeah, the roof in pajamas.
Speaker B:You want to know.
Speaker B:Do you want to know why it's important to vote?
Speaker B:Because the mayor.
Speaker B:The mayor picks your police commissioner, and your police commissioner is this motherfucker right here who showed up to the roof in the pajamas wedding.
Speaker B:Also, he's the police commissioner for all four of these movies, and he just doesn't solve fucking anything.
Speaker B:He puts people away and they're just like, they got out again.
Speaker A:I mean, he just.
Speaker A:He shows up painting in his pajamas.
Speaker C:With a bolo hat.
Speaker A:What's.
Speaker B:What's going on?
Speaker A:What's going on up here?
Speaker A:Like, man, no wonder Gotham is having such a crime problem.
Speaker C:Like, you're wondering how she got up.
Speaker C:Your police commissioner is sleep as he.
Speaker A:Is sound asleep, and your specialist is up here dressed to the nines, ready to go out.
Speaker A:What are you doing?
Speaker A:Your pajamas, man.
Speaker A:What's going on?
Speaker C:He is the only one that is ready for work at this current moment in this scene.
Speaker B:Yes, that is accurate.
Speaker B:That is accurate.
Speaker A:I mean, I don't want to be the commissioner of Gotham.
Speaker A:That is like, bottom tier job.
Speaker A:Okay?
Speaker A:It's like, it's director of Shield.
Speaker A:Absolutely not.
Speaker A:Something always bad happens to that person.
Speaker A:No, thank you.
Speaker A:But still, like, come on, man.
Speaker B:But also hold your elected officials accountable if that man is not going to put anyone in Arkham or he's just not going to give a fuck when they break out.
Speaker B:Maybe don't vote for that mayor anymore.
Speaker C:Like, the real lesson in this, I.
Speaker B:Didn'T want to make this about that.
Speaker B:Also, the other.
Speaker B:The other insane clip.
Speaker B:The other insane clip from.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:Is the scene where ear piercing kid Robin, what's his name?
Speaker B:There it is.
Speaker B:Chris O'Donnell.
Speaker B:I couldn't remember his name.
Speaker A:Um, he owns a distillery now.
Speaker A:That's great.
Speaker A:Go ahead, Chris.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker A:Chris O'Donnell?
Speaker B:What?
Speaker A:Is that what I said?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:He owns a distillery.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:He's like a part owner in a distillery.
Speaker A:Like, I think it's blue ash distillery.
Speaker B:Oh, Brian says casually said this.
Speaker C:Oh, Chris O'dono.
Speaker C:Yeah, he owns a distillery.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:You might as well have said, oh, Chris Aldotto.
Speaker B:He and I play Bacharach together.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:No, Chris O'Donnell is the creator of blue ash farm craft spirits.
Speaker A:It is a distillery.
Speaker A:And they produce spirits like bourbon, gin, cherry vodka and vodka.
Speaker C:The closest thing I had was, oh, yeah, Chris O'Donnell, he was from NCIS.
Speaker C:Brian was like, oh, yeah, Chris.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:My dog owns a distillery now.
Speaker B:We go over there and make shit all the time.
Speaker B:The scene where he is doing his laundry is the most I've ever seen.
Speaker C:He's nightwing.
Speaker C:If you don't know that.
Speaker C:He's so quick.
Speaker C:He can do that and make it look cool.
Speaker B:It's fine if he.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:The thing that's wild about that is that is it's he's doing it in a room with another human being.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:It's because he's doing that 3ft away from Alfred is over there.
Speaker B:Like, hey, I said I'd wash it.
Speaker B:He's like, no, I have to do it.
Speaker B:And then they're not.
Speaker B:It's not like he's across the room.
Speaker B:It's like four fucking feet.
Speaker C:This edit put Alfred's face over his body.
Speaker C:And that's hilarious.
Speaker A:That was funny.
Speaker A:That was funny.
Speaker A:I didn't know that was okay.
Speaker C:I have no comeback.
Speaker C:I have no comeback.
Speaker B:And also, do you understand that Batman owns a dryer?
Speaker B:He could have thrown all of that.
Speaker B:Also, I think that dryer might be coin operated.
Speaker A:I mean, I do have a lot of questions for this because clearly this is a mansion meant for a lot of people.
Speaker A:But there's like, there's only one unit of a trier and one unit of a walker.
Speaker B:And Batman, hey, if you're one of Batman's orphans that he's going to take in.
Speaker B:Motherfucker.
Speaker B:You bring quarters, you have to pay to do your fucking laundry.
Speaker A:No cheapskate here.
Speaker B:You can fix his motorcycles.
Speaker B:He doesn't give a shit.
Speaker B:But you are gonna pay that dollar 50 to wash and to dry.
Speaker A:How do you think I can afford all these muscle cars?
Speaker C:Yeah, use quarters.
Speaker A:I block that out of my memory.
Speaker C:You know, stay fixed up this dark night.
Speaker C: ,: Speaker C:Himmy.
Speaker B:What shoots in this?
Speaker A:Look, you're right, though, Doug.
Speaker A:Like, Alfred's right there and that.
Speaker A:That young man is whipping stuff around like he's not gonna hit anyone.
Speaker B:Do you know how disrespectful it is to soak the floor with water?
Speaker B:And then look at the man who's responsible for cleaning it up?
Speaker B:I know he did.
Speaker B:But do you know, like, if I'm Alfred and he's rings that outd on the floor, I'm like, this motherfucker's got to get the fuck out of here.
Speaker B:Like I have.
Speaker C:I'll give you this.
Speaker C:It is annoying when you are the person who does the solo cleaning and you have a system to have somebody else come in and fuck up your system.
Speaker C:No, no, I can do the clothes, but you have a guest who's like, no, no, I got it.
Speaker C:Don't you worry.
Speaker C:And he's just around.
Speaker C:Alfred's like, motherfucker, I gotta do that shit in 15 minutes.
Speaker B:The, my, what I would have loved to see is I would have loved.
Speaker A:To see.
Speaker B:Like, 5 seconds later when Alfred walks over there, slips and, like, breaks his hip falling.
Speaker A:What do you, what do you mean?
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:You broke your, broke your hip.
Speaker A:What do you mean?
Speaker A:Well, that kid you brought home.
Speaker B:Hey, you know, Al.
Speaker B:Okay, so I was doing my laundry karate, and I got some water on the floor.
Speaker B:And long story short, you need a new butler.
Speaker C:Laundry karate is crazy.
Speaker B:So I do.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, Batman forever is, honestly, it is one of my favorites.
Speaker A:I do need to put it out there.
Speaker A:It is one of my favorites.
Speaker A:And I feel like it does hold up with, like, knowing it was made in the same era as, like, Batman, the animated series makes no sense.
Speaker A:Um, and so it, that's why it remains one of my favorite Batman movies.
Speaker C:Over Batman and Robin.
Speaker A:I mean, look, I, here's the thing about Batman and Robin, and I did find the marketing you were talking about, Marcus, and this was like, this feels like episode one, blitzing, like, Star Wars Episode one.
Speaker A:Like, event type stuff.
Speaker A:Like, we're watching an ad right now for Lego my ego with a kid in an ice cavern freezing his parents.
Speaker A:Like, for, for frozen waffles, basically.
Speaker A:Um, I don't know, Batman and Robin.
Speaker A:The thing about it, as, as I have b roll going of, like, some of the marketing they had for it, I guess it just, like, it really leaned into kind of the zany stuff.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Which is fine, but it was too much for me.
Speaker A:And I also think it's because the other part of it was knowing that Joel Schumacher had to make it toyetic, I believe was the word used.
Speaker A:Like, everything in Batman and Robin had to relate to a playset that they could sell.
Speaker A:And when you watch the movie through that lens, it's like, oh, like, literally everything has to be a toy.
Speaker C:Look at that statue.
Speaker C:That statue is a giant arm.
Speaker B:My favorite.
Speaker C:And when they ride the motorcycle off.
Speaker B:Of that, it's a random crotch shots, too.
Speaker B:Like, I don't know why I need to see that.
Speaker B:Getting ready.
Speaker A:There's a butt shot in Batman and Robin, why do I need to.
Speaker B:Are you worried about whether or not he's secure?
Speaker B:Don't worry.
Speaker B:My man is tight up.
Speaker B:He is just fine.
Speaker A:He is down to clown.
Speaker A:But, yeah, it's.
Speaker A:It's wild.
Speaker A:Like the.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:It wasn't for me.
Speaker A:See, we even had Alicia Silver stone.
Speaker A:They did it to Alicia Silverstone.
Speaker A:And if our listeners are like, man, I can't see this marketing blitz you're talking about.
Speaker A:Like, post a link in the show notes.
Speaker B:Don't worry.
Speaker A:Yeah, we'll post the link.
Speaker A:I mean, it's around the two minute mark, and you're like, there's no way.
Speaker A:They just showed, like, alicia Silverstone and just, like, zoomed in on her.
Speaker C:They gave the guys exactly what they did.
Speaker C:That's exactly what they did.
Speaker C:They gave the guys rubber nipples, but they didn't.
Speaker C:They just did a ass.
Speaker A:Like an ass shot, right?
Speaker A:They're like, well, we can't do nipples.
Speaker C:Give her nipples.
Speaker B:Nipples.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, we got the pop Tarts commercial now.
Speaker A:I mean, that's when you know you've really made it.
Speaker A:I feel like.
Speaker B:But, yeah, having watched Batman forever, you're right, because all of there are grapples on everything.
Speaker C:For sure.
Speaker B:Like, grapples on everything.
Speaker B:The car has a grapple.
Speaker B:Everybody has some method of, like, shooting up to the roof of something and quickly.
Speaker B:So it's very, very, very clear that, yes, the plan here is they're going to be toys to make.
Speaker B:Also, another really funny moment that I noticed the beginning of that movie in the, like, in the intro credits.
Speaker B:Did you know that they say it's inspired by magazines produced by what?
Speaker A:Oh, no way.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Inspired by magazines produced by DC Comics.
Speaker B:And I was like, well, magazines, like, it's like.
Speaker B:I mean, I guess, but what, like, it is.
Speaker A:So that had to be a Joel.
Speaker C:Schumacher by my statement.
Speaker C:This movie is one of my favorites, and I might rewatch it when I.
Speaker C:When?
Speaker A:I mean, look, I kind of want.
Speaker B:To get high and watch it.
Speaker B:That'd be fucking funny.
Speaker A:I think you're gummy.
Speaker A:And watching this is maybe the way to go.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:I do want to say, though, after looking at all this promo material, they got the colors right.
Speaker C:They did get the colors right.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, honestly, if you get the colors right in a movie, that's, like, half the battle.
Speaker B:Like, I mean, goes in this.
Speaker C:No, sorry, Brian.
Speaker C:Go ahead.
Speaker A:No, I just want to say, like, the poison ivy and the Batgirl like outfits and costume design I think are pretty well done.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:I just go back we need to go back.
Speaker B:The artist.
Speaker A:You saw the same thing.
Speaker B:I saw the same thing.
Speaker B:I need you to see how this soundtrack did not age like, I aged quite poorly.
Speaker B:Look at one of the key artists on this.
Speaker C:R.
Speaker C:Kelly.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Smashing pumpkins, bone thugs, and harmony Arian Kelly, jewel and pumpkins, too, man.
Speaker C:Y'all see?
Speaker C:Y'all a bullshit me.
Speaker C:We can move on.
Speaker C:But I did that.
Speaker C:This lineup.
Speaker C:I remember the.
Speaker C:I remember.
Speaker C:And Roman said it in the chat, this plan right before space jam.
Speaker C:I remember the album for this.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah.
Speaker C:And seeing the commercial.
Speaker C:That is a star studded album that they really invested into this movie.
Speaker C:And the cast, if you really look at it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Alicia Silverstone, Chris O'Donnell being the up and coming young actress.
Speaker C:The actor that.
Speaker C:Oh, yeah, right after Batman forever.
Speaker C:Let's move on.
Speaker C:I can't stand.
Speaker A:No, you're right.
Speaker A:No, I want to back you up, Marcus.
Speaker A:You're right.
Speaker A:With this cat.
Speaker A:This cast was like.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker C:It was red hot.
Speaker C:That was red hot.
Speaker A:George Clooney had just graduated basically from er.
Speaker C:And.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:Uma Thurman, pre kill Bill.
Speaker A:Like, she's on the way up.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:Chris O'Donnell.
Speaker A:Same thing.
Speaker A:Alicia Silverstone, Arnold Schwarzenegger giving it some of that star power.
Speaker A:It didn't need it, but I heard that put butts in seats.
Speaker C:That's a reason.
Speaker C:If you're gonna do a giant frost man with a gun.
Speaker C:Like, yeah, for sure.
Speaker C:Like, Arnold Schwarzenegger is probably the guy that you want to get.
Speaker B:Also, the song that R.
Speaker B:Kelly had on this comes from the album the world's greatest, and it's literally called Gotham City.
Speaker A:Got those.
Speaker A:Really?
Speaker C:Oh, yeah.
Speaker A:Hang on.
Speaker A:Vivica a.
Speaker A:Fox was in this.
Speaker C:Yeah, she was always cool.
Speaker B:Yeah, she was.
Speaker C:Arnold Schwarzenegger's little icy piece when she.
Speaker A:Was trying to flirt with freeze.
Speaker C:No, no.
Speaker C:She was trying to flirt with him while he was trying to get his wife back, and he wanted nothing to do with her.
Speaker A:Got it, got it.
Speaker B:Talk about a man in a committed relationship.
Speaker B:This is a diversity.
Speaker C:A lot of black people.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:More black people than Harry Potter.
Speaker C:That's a fact.
Speaker A:It's true.
Speaker A:And if you're wondering, Chad decided to blow up our TikTok and just keep commenting on a video when he could, just because I guess he didn't have Friday night plans.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:Anyway, thanks, Chaddha.
Speaker A:Anyway, that was a fun trip down memory lane.
Speaker C:Roman, we can't push the bracket because Brian's not going to be here.
Speaker B:He's not.
Speaker B:We do have to bracket is immovable.
Speaker A:Like a Batman episode.
Speaker A:I'm sure there will be an excuse for us to do a Batman episode.
Speaker C:Bracket now because we've gotten all iterations of our Batman except for James Guns.
Speaker A:I mean, we should.
Speaker B:Once he announced.
Speaker B:Once he announced his.
Speaker B:Not to put pressure on James Gunn.
Speaker B:Yeah, know that he is.
Speaker B:Just announce your batman is and we'll do a whole fucking bracket.
Speaker C:Because you know that Batman will be the DC.
Speaker C:Use Batman for the next few years.
Speaker B:And you want to know, and you want to know something, James?
Speaker B:Come on and do the bracket with us.
Speaker C:James Gunn.
Speaker A:James Gunn.
Speaker A:We know you like and see our videos on Instagram.
Speaker B:Keep our dick jokes to a minimum.
Speaker A:Wow, Doug's really pulling out the big guns here.
Speaker A:Goodness.
Speaker C:I will show restraint.
Speaker C:It is my prayer to get a 30 minutes.
Speaker C:That's all I need.
Speaker C:30 minutes interview on this podcast.
Speaker C:If you give us one question a piece, I promise you it'll be the most fun you've ever had doing an interview.
Speaker C:I can guarantee.
Speaker B:Stop.
Speaker B:Everybody who is listening, he responds to shit on Twitter and threads and threads.
Speaker B:Everyone listening, go out onto XDev and just say, hey, I have this podcast you have to do.
Speaker B:It will be the most fun you have.
Speaker B:We'll slide into his DM's.
Speaker B:It'll be a whole thing.
Speaker C:Y'all think we bullshit.
Speaker C:I would not be confident if you.
Speaker C:If I would.
Speaker C:And this is me being dead ass serious about us.
Speaker C:I would not be nearly as confident to say that statement if I didn't know.
Speaker C:We didn't know how to interview people and make them feel.
Speaker A:Interview like motherfucker.
Speaker B:Yeah, great.
Speaker C:You can ask Adam and Mortimer.
Speaker C:You can ask.
Speaker C:You can ask Stephanie Williams.
Speaker C:You can ask anybody that we've interviewed on this part.
Speaker C:I can guarantee you that everybody, for the most part, I don't know who wouldn't, would say that they like, felt at home.
Speaker C:We've literally heard them say like they felt at home and felt comfortable.
Speaker C:And all I'm asking is one question a piece.
Speaker C:It can be a ten minute interview, but I just want James Gunn on his pod.
Speaker A:And we'll just take 15 minutes.
Speaker C:15 minutes interview James Gunn.
Speaker C:You come up here whenever you decide that you ready?
Speaker A:And it's at James Gunn.
Speaker C:I'm not gonna lie to y'all, cuz.
Speaker B:We might have to go.
Speaker B:We might have to go out on.
Speaker A:A high note right there.
Speaker B:That would be.
Speaker B:I know for sure, Brian, you put together a wonderful, wonderful horror movie icons bracket and that I would love to dive into you.
Speaker A:Oh, shucks.
Speaker C:Homing my beard because, like, it's like you're ready.
Speaker A:Okay, got it.
Speaker A:I get that.
Speaker A:Hundred percent.
Speaker A:All right, so we have 16 scary movie villains.
Speaker A:We have 16 scary movie villains ready for us to decide who.
Speaker A:Who is the best, who is the scariest.
Speaker A:We figure it out as we go, but we're gonna.
Speaker A:We're gonna figure it out, whoever it is, with this 16 person bracket.
Speaker A:Just as a quick rundown, we've got Michael Myers from Halloween, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, jigsaw from the Saw series, Hannibal Lecter from Silence of the Lambs, Leatherface from Chainsaw massacre, Babadook from the Babadook.
Speaker A:Yep.
Speaker A:Xenomorph from alien, ghost face from the scary movie movies.
Speaker A:Not scary movie scream.
Speaker B:That's a wonderful.
Speaker B:That's a wonderful mistake.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:That's.
Speaker A:Because technically true space from scream, Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th, the thing from the thing, Norman Bates from Psycho, Pennywise from it, Chucky from child's play, pinhead from hellraiser, the invisible man from.
Speaker A:Well, the invisible man and Freddy Krueger from nightmare on elm street.
Speaker C:This is an interesting list.
Speaker C:Great list, Brian.
Speaker B:Great list.
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker C:What are we, what do we, what are we, what are we going by here?
Speaker C:So we can be on the same page?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No, we need to decide this.
Speaker A:I mean, I think.
Speaker A:I think we're going with the most terrifying here.
Speaker C:I think if we were faced with these people, that we are being, are we doing this as a group or as individuals?
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker B:Well, everybody gets a vote.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Rules.
Speaker C:Let's do it.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Our first matchup is Michael Myers versus Patrick Batemandeh.
Speaker C:My vote is going.
Speaker C:Michael Myers.
Speaker C:Because, Patrick, all you need is a gun.
Speaker B:Like, also, and also, just don't go to New York.
Speaker C:Just a rich white man like you.
Speaker C:Just bored.
Speaker C:Rich white man.
Speaker B:Don't be a whore in New York.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker C:I'm in trouble because I'm black, but at least I have a job.
Speaker C:So that was really.
Speaker B:I like Huey Lewis in the news, so I think he and I would be just fine.
Speaker C:Yeah, we'd be fine.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Don't be a whore in New York.
Speaker A:That is, that's.
Speaker A:That is an unreal thing to say, but also true for that movie kind of guys.
Speaker B:I'm kind of untethered today.
Speaker C:Yeah, he was her mustache.
Speaker B:That's the AKA is Grace's mustache.
Speaker C:Oh, no, it's laundry karate.
Speaker A:Laundry karate.
Speaker A:Yep, that's it.
Speaker A:All right, next we have jigsaw versus Hannibal Lecter and honestly, I don't know.
Speaker A:We don't get to see Hannibal Lecter being that.
Speaker A:I mean, he's scary, but, like, you hear about the things he does more than like.
Speaker B:And also.
Speaker B:And also.
Speaker B:Yeah, jigsaw.
Speaker B:I say jigsaw.
Speaker B:I also say, with Hannibal, again, not to use, like, the Patrick Bateman answer, just don't go over to his house for dinner.
Speaker B:Like, he's.
Speaker B:I mean, like, if he's.
Speaker B:Hey, I'm making a dinner.
Speaker B:I would really like to have you for dinner.
Speaker B:That's when you go, ooh, my mom's calling.
Speaker B:I gotta go.
Speaker A:Like, you just don't go there, jigsaw.
Speaker A:Leave.
Speaker C:You go to sleep and you wake up somewhere.
Speaker C:Yes, like that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Good point.
Speaker C:You don't know.
Speaker C:You're on his list.
Speaker B:You're just walking down the street.
Speaker B:He's like that guy.
Speaker C:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker A:He wants to play, and all of a sudden, you have to answer for, like, all of these misdeeds you didn't even know you did.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Appreciate life.
Speaker B:That's it.
Speaker C:But the common thread here is, um, these are all just either rich or bored white people.
Speaker B:That's accurate.
Speaker A:The true villain.
Speaker A:You can quote me on.
Speaker B:Rich, bored white people.
Speaker B:The true villain.
Speaker A:The true villain of our life, possibly.
Speaker A:Rich, boring white people, possibly.
Speaker A:Stay tuned.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:So continuing with that, we got leatherface versus Babadook.
Speaker C:I don't know what Babadook is.
Speaker A:So.
Speaker A:It was from the Babadook.
Speaker A:It was.
Speaker B:Tells you all you need to know.
Speaker A:It was a scary movie.
Speaker A:I want to say from, like, ten years ago, babadook.
Speaker A: It was a: Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:It was this monster that, like, basically showed up.
Speaker A:It spoilers.
Speaker A:It turned out being a giant metaphor for depression.
Speaker A:Um.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:It was, like, the real.
Speaker A:Another real life villain, Scooby Doo.
Speaker B:Everyone from Bruce Wayne to regular Joe's.
Speaker B:Like, you and me.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:But, yeah.
Speaker A:So if you're.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:If you're not familiar with Bobby Darkish.
Speaker C:I'm going leather face.
Speaker B:I'm also gonna go leather face because I communicate or reason with him.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:Motherfucker with a chainsaw.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's it.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Reasoning.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:Based in some reality.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:All right, next we got the xenomorph from alien versus Ghostface from the Scream series.
Speaker C:You can't outrun a xenomorph.
Speaker C:I'm too fat.
Speaker C:So I feel like if I'm stuck in the spaceship or I'm stuck somewhere, a Zeno man, like, I can't outrun.
Speaker C:What do you want me to do.
Speaker C:It's gonna spit in my mouth and not on some freaky shit, just on some alien shit.
Speaker A:Yeah, acid spit.
Speaker A:Definitely a leg up here.
Speaker A:Over ghost.
Speaker A:Like.
Speaker A:Ghostface, you're scary, but, like, at the end of the day, I know it's like some person that has been disenfranchised and is sad about something, and it's like.
Speaker A:I mean, it's scary, but, like, you really just need to talk to somebody that listens.
Speaker A:Like, that's really all.
Speaker B:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker A:You know?
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker B:I'm going with xenomorph.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:I started going into this world.
Speaker B:Did anybody ever take the Hawk tool girl and put that clip over, like, a xenomorph spitting on somebody?
Speaker B:Because that's fucking funny as hell.
Speaker A:You gotta give it some of that.
Speaker C:You gotta go do that back in his TikTok brain and.
Speaker B:Yeah, good point.
Speaker B:My sick mind.
Speaker A:Just an infinite scroll of debauchery.
Speaker A:I love it.
Speaker A:All right, we got Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th versus the thing.
Speaker B:I'm going the thing in all seriousness, because you can't.
Speaker B:You don't know who it is.
Speaker B:Like, it's very, very.
Speaker B:It is a skin changer.
Speaker B:Like, it could be your best friend, and you would never know.
Speaker C:I will trust y'all, I think.
Speaker C:I've never watched the thing.
Speaker C:Jason Voorhees is pretty scary.
Speaker C:That motherfucker is hard to beat a.
Speaker C:I mean, what?
Speaker A:Now that we're putting them all next to each other, it does feel like Jason Voorhees and, like, leatherface are, like, in this Venn diagram, and, like, it feels like Jason Voorhees looks over and he's like, whoa, dude, you're really intense.
Speaker A:And leatherface, like, I don't know.
Speaker A:He just goes on his merry way.
Speaker C:This leatherface is waving the chainsaw.
Speaker C:Some shit around Jason.
Speaker C:Right then motherfucker just beat.
Speaker C:Built like fucking Kurt.
Speaker C:Built like Luke Keekley just walking around.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Punishing people for.
Speaker B:I can't imagine a world where they're all, like, watching each other's footage and one of them just watches fucking.
Speaker B:Jason Voorhees is watching leather faces footage going, oh, no, that's fucked up.
Speaker B:That is a lot right there.
Speaker A:I'd like to think all the horror villains do have a clubhouse that they, like.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:From, like, December to, like, July ish.
Speaker A:Like, that's their vacation spot.
Speaker A:And they all meet up once a year, and then they, like, review their kills.
Speaker A:And some people are like, nah, man.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That's not cool.
Speaker A:That's not cool at all.
Speaker A:All right, we got Norman Bates from psycho versus pennywise from it, which Pennywise?
Speaker C:You pick Brian, because you put together.
Speaker B:The question, is it Skarsgard?
Speaker B:Is it Skarsgard, Pennywise, or is it.
Speaker A:Uh huh.
Speaker B:Uh huh.
Speaker A:I'm gonna go the tv movie Pennywise, because I know that one scared the crap out of Maggie.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go Pennywise.
Speaker B:I'm gonna go Pennywise.
Speaker B:Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Speaker B:You do.
Speaker B:You better let him out.
Speaker B:Haha.
Speaker A:Haha.
Speaker A:Ah.
Speaker C:I don't know if he's scared or if he thought it was funny.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know how to that laugh.
Speaker B:It's also the moments with Tim Curry where he yells at these poor adult kids, where he's just like, give it up, fat boy.
Speaker B:Like, it's just like.
Speaker B:It's the most unhinged shit.
Speaker B:Like you could ever.
Speaker C:He's laughing.
Speaker C:So I don't know if.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:Gavin in the woods was terrifying.
Speaker C:Like, low key.
Speaker C:That was a good movie.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Cabin in the woods is that premise I described.
Speaker A:And Kevin in the woods is a good movie.
Speaker B:Like, I could watch that.
Speaker B:I could watch that scene where he laughs like that.
Speaker B:Like, over and over.
Speaker C:You sound like, yeah, for sure.
Speaker B:No, the rest of that movie is terrifying.
Speaker B:But that part of it, hilarious and never not hilarious.
Speaker A:All right, we got.
Speaker A:We got Chucky from Child's play versus pinhead from Hellraiser, which I feel like we're in, like, the sleepover division here.
Speaker A:Like, I feel like these are the movie.
Speaker A:Like, oh, you want to watch a scary movie at a sleepover?
Speaker B:You want to hear a fucked up Joe Wagner story?
Speaker B:So I had a sleepover for a birthday, and my dad said, hey, I'm gonna go rent you a movie.
Speaker B:And we were like, okay.
Speaker B:Cuz we had like, cake, or we're doing something and this motherfucker rolls up to my house to hit.
Speaker B:Well, to his house.
Speaker B:I was a kid to the house and hit with the movie Poltergeist.
Speaker B:And then just gives it a.
Speaker B:To a bunch of like, yes, no, yes.
Speaker B:That movie scared the shit out of me.
Speaker A:That.
Speaker A:That is the scariest PG movie.
Speaker A:Scariest PG movie.
Speaker B:Terrifying I've ever seen.
Speaker A:It.
Speaker B:It made me terrified for lightning storms and trees.
Speaker B:If you've seen the movie, you know why.
Speaker A:I mean, it's so well done.
Speaker A:It is so well done.
Speaker A:I cannot talk more highly about it, Brian.
Speaker B:I'm going pinhead because Chucky is a doll.
Speaker A:I agree.
Speaker A:So I agree.
Speaker C:I can't lie.
Speaker C:Chucky scared the shit out of me and I haven't watched, so I'm going, Chucky.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:He used to scare.
Speaker C:Now when you realize, like, he's a fucking doll.
Speaker C:Like, just.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:You know, stomp on him.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:Hellraiser was like, about demons and stuff.
Speaker A:And it's like, I'm 14.
Speaker A:They picking up their toys, but, like, no, Chucky, it's just like, just get a lawnmower.
Speaker A:Like, what's your deal?
Speaker A:How hard is this?
Speaker C:That's it.
Speaker A:Like, I break my kids toys all the time accidentally.
Speaker A:That's just what I do for breakfast.
Speaker B:Brian, if you break them for real, that's okay, man.
Speaker B:We all make mistakes.
Speaker B:We all have bad days.
Speaker A:No, I did.
Speaker A:It was an accident.
Speaker A:I actually feel really bad.
Speaker C:My youngest ate it.
Speaker A:I was mowing the lawn and there was a.
Speaker A:There was a rogue scooter, and I was going down a hill and I accidentally ran over that.
Speaker A:That tiny scooter and I broke it.
Speaker A:And I feel super bad.
Speaker A:We're getting him one now for his birthday.
Speaker A:It's going to be new and improved, and it's going to be blue.
Speaker A:But Aiden, you're two years old right now, and if you ever find this, I'm so sorry.
Speaker A:Aiden brings it up like once every three days, and he's like, damn, my scooter broke.
Speaker A:I'm like, I know.
Speaker A:I'm sorry, man.
Speaker B:At least it's like that.
Speaker B:Like, it's really sweet.
Speaker B:And it's not like, ugh, this is the worst day.
Speaker B:Not as bad as having my scooter break, huh, dad?
Speaker A:Like, pretty much.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:We all go around and share our days.
Speaker A:And that week, every day, he was like, my scooter broke.
Speaker A:Like, thanks, Aidan.
Speaker A:All right, we're on to the last matchup in this round.
Speaker A:So we're at the invisible man from the invisible man versus Freddy Krueger.
Speaker A:Nightmare Elm Street.
Speaker B:I have a question about the invisible man.
Speaker B:Um.
Speaker B:Is there anything, like, wrong with him?
Speaker A:The invisible man?
Speaker B:I mean, beside being invisible, like, is there anything, like, mentally wrong with him?
Speaker B:Or is he just a dude that's invisible?
Speaker A:I mean, he.
Speaker B:I mean, is he, like, mad?
Speaker B:Like, is he, like, saying, is he angry?
Speaker A:Like, the version I've seen is like, he.
Speaker A:He.
Speaker A:The version I've seen is with.
Speaker A:It's that.
Speaker A:I think it's technically a remake.
Speaker B:Is it Kevin Bacon?
Speaker A:No, that's the hollow man.
Speaker A:I believe that's.
Speaker B:Oh, sorry.
Speaker B:Those two are different.
Speaker A:That's okay.
Speaker A:That's okay.
Speaker C:You don't hollow man copped a feel when he wasn't supposed to.
Speaker B:Oh, see, that is terrifying.
Speaker A:Canceled.
Speaker A:But, no.
Speaker A:The invisible man with Elizabeth Moss.
Speaker A:There it is.
Speaker C:I'm done with you.
Speaker C:I just want you.
Speaker C:I want you to know I'm done with you.
Speaker C:I am so done, and that is terrifying.
Speaker C:You're absolutely correct.
Speaker B:My whole life is out of pocket today.
Speaker B:Like, my whole fucking life.
Speaker B:It's just like.
Speaker C:He's her mustache.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:I'm going with Freddy Krueger, because he gets in your dreams, and you have to sleep.
Speaker B:Also in my.
Speaker B:In my brain, the invisible man isn't, like, mad or angry.
Speaker A:He's just a dude that you can't.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker B:So he is generally harmless.
Speaker C:Like, he might have just invisible.
Speaker C:Figuratively and not literally.
Speaker C:So he's not a scary.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker A:He just.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Honestly, invisible man, it's like, yeah, this.
Speaker A:This would be an inconvenience, but Freddy Krueger, I'm gonna literally go to sleep, and he's gonna try to hurt me.
Speaker A:So, yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker B:Could you imagine?
Speaker B:No, sorry.
Speaker B:That's a.
Speaker B:That's a.
Speaker B:Nope.
Speaker B:That's a thought.
Speaker B:That's an intrusive thought I keep to myself.
Speaker A:Continue.
Speaker C:Write it down because I want to hear when you hit.
Speaker A:All right, well, we've.
Speaker A:We've got.
Speaker B:Fuck it.
Speaker B:Fuck.
Speaker B:I'm gonna say it.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:Buckle up.
Speaker B:Could you imagine if the invisible man, Ryan, didn't.
Speaker B:Didn't know, like, what race he was, but he identified as.
Speaker B:He identified as black, and he's trying to give, like, this motivational speech, and he says, like, yeah, you cannot see me, but I still need you to see me like that.
Speaker A:That sounds like a good day.
Speaker A:I feel like I would have said that's.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's when Clayton Bixby is blind.
Speaker B:You may not be able to see me, but I still need you to see me.
Speaker B:And everybody's staring like they don't know where to go.
Speaker B:Like, four people are just looking this way.
Speaker C:Do you know what the funniest part of your analogy is?
Speaker C:Is the fact that he doesn't need to not be.
Speaker C:He doesn't need to.
Speaker C:You said imagine he didn't know what race he was.
Speaker A:He's invisible, so nobody.
Speaker A:No one's gonna know.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Here we are with Michael Myers versus jigsaw.
Speaker A:How are we feeling about this?
Speaker A:I don't know which one's scary right now.
Speaker B:Um, part of me still thinks jigsaw, because that whole, like, you just go to sleep, and next day you're in a sewer.
Speaker C:In Cleveland, I would say not Ohio.
Speaker A:Oh, no, that's it.
Speaker A:That's it.
Speaker A:I want to play a game.
Speaker A:You're in Ohio.
Speaker C:No, he just drops you off in Ohio.
Speaker C:He's not even.
Speaker B:Like, I put you in downtown Ackroyde.
Speaker A:Good luck.
Speaker C:You can escape when the Cavaliers win the.
Speaker C:Win the world championship.
Speaker A:I'm gonna die here.
Speaker B:Leave when the Bengals win the Super bowl.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:My life depends on Joe Burrow.
Speaker A:Fucked.
Speaker A:Really weird.
Speaker A:We don't have any listeners in Ohio.
Speaker C:I know.
Speaker C:I actually like Joe Burrow, too, by the way.
Speaker A:Yeah, he's fine.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Leatherface versus the xenomorph.
Speaker C:I think the xenomorph is winning this shit for me.
Speaker B:Still think xenomorph?
Speaker A:I do too.
Speaker A:Like, leatherface is scary, but, like, if I got to pick a room, if I got to pick a room, I'm going in a room with leatherface over the xenomorph.
Speaker C:Even the baby xenomorph in, like, prometheus or.
Speaker C:I forgot the other one.
Speaker A:Romulus.
Speaker C:Or Romulus.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker C:Like, even that little miniature version when they were, like, making the xenomorph was scariest, folks.
Speaker C:So, like, a full.
Speaker C:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:All right, we got the thing versus Pennywise.
Speaker B:See, this is.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker B:This one's hard because is it scary for me now, or was it scary for me when I first saw it?
Speaker B:Because I think Pennywise terrified the shit out of me because I was a kid when I saw it.
Speaker B:So, like, yeah, that messed me up for all sorts of reasons.
Speaker B:But today, walking around and not knowing where the monster is, that's a metaphor for life, and it sure terrifies me.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker C:I'll go with the thing there.
Speaker C:That was very deep for somebody who made beard confusion.
Speaker A:Look, I'm with you.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker A:The clown thing never fazed me.
Speaker A:I feel like I always felt like something was, like.
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:I just didn't get it.
Speaker A:Like, I don't know what it was, but clowns never really scared me.
Speaker A:And everyone was like, oh, Pennywise from it.
Speaker A:And I'm like, yeah, he's a clown.
Speaker A:Like, he's a scary clown.
Speaker A:Like, I'm not.
Speaker B:I mean, technically, he's a demon, but.
Speaker C:Yes, I think that.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Aspect in the newer movies is more scary than, like, what I've seen from the, like, the old school Pennywise.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Scarier concept, but I know it's CGI, so it's not as scary.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, whoa, hang on.
Speaker A:You'd rather mason in the chat saying he'd rather be in a room with the thing, which.
Speaker C:This might be an age difference, brother.
Speaker B:Like, it might be.
Speaker C:Might be, like a generational difference there, man.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker C:No, I understand what Doug is saying.
Speaker C:And the little.
Speaker C:I only know very little bit about the thing.
Speaker C:I don't think Pennywise would be as scary as, like, not being able to see a monster.
Speaker A:You can't, honestly, if you can.
Speaker A:If you can watch it, Marcus.
Speaker A:The thing is, it's a John car.
Speaker A:It's a John carpenter bit.
Speaker A:It's phenomenal.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:I think it's on Max.
Speaker A:Is it really?
Speaker B:I think the thing is on Max.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker C:Try to watch it somewhere.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, it's a, it's a good Halloween vibe.
Speaker C:Watch it during Christmas.
Speaker B:Russell.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Kurt Russell.
Speaker A:It's a good, it's a good mystery too, I'd say.
Speaker A:All right, we're at pinhead versus Freddy Krueger.
Speaker C:Freddie, I think.
Speaker B:Freddie.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:The dream thing is crazy.
Speaker B:Dream thing.
Speaker A:Heads a scary demon.
Speaker A:But, no, I just want to go bed, man.
Speaker A:Like, it's scary, but, like, it's just the inconvenience of, like, I'm gonna be exhausted when I wake up.
Speaker A:I'm not gonna get my seven.
Speaker A:I'm just, I'm not.
Speaker C:Worried.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna get my seven.
Speaker B:Not even, like, eight.
Speaker B:It's like, all right.
Speaker B:I'm not realistically.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna get my six and a half.
Speaker C:So I'm not even scared of Freddie because I've got sleep apnea.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker A:So every time he's gonna get you, it's like, oh, he keeps escaping.
Speaker B:Fuck.
Speaker A:He's like, you gotta go to the doctor.
Speaker C:Please put the hose in your nose.
Speaker C:I need to scare you.
Speaker A:You're only hurting yourself and wake.
Speaker C:You're gonna die.
Speaker B:Your whole family's worried about you.
Speaker C:You keep waking up in the middle of the night.
Speaker C:I got a job to do.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Aren't you tired all the time?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker A:And he's got Freddie.
Speaker C:He becomes a doctor.
Speaker C:I just want to.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Doctor Kruger.
Speaker A:Doctor Krueger.
Speaker A:That's a good bit.
Speaker A:I like that.
Speaker A:All right, this is a tough one.
Speaker A:We're in the.
Speaker A:I believe we're in the final four now.
Speaker B:We are.
Speaker A:So this is gonna be tough.
Speaker A:Jigsaw versus the xenomorph.
Speaker B:I don't go to the, I don't go to space often.
Speaker A:I.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:This is Doug's episode for sure.
Speaker A:He's running the table.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker A:I mean, he's got a point.
Speaker A:He does have a point.
Speaker C:I'm going to morph and I'm going to make Brian pink.
Speaker B:Brian, how often do you go to space?
Speaker C:And you is also scary as fuck, by the way.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:I guess at this point, like, the xenomorph, if I'm really comparing these two, at least with the xenomorph, if it doesn't burrow into my stomach, it's over pretty fast, I hope.
Speaker A:Well, no, he can cocoon you.
Speaker A:You know what?
Speaker A:I'm gonna go.
Speaker C:I'm gonna go a xenomorph impregnating you just by, like, the strength of, like.
Speaker A:I do think I'm going xenomorph.
Speaker A:Because at least with jigsaw, it's like, oh, no, I'm trapped in a room and I can't get out unless I recite, like, all the care bears alphabetically or something, while I have mustard in my eyes.
Speaker A:Like, that's sucks.
Speaker A:Don't get me wrong.
Speaker A:But, man, I don't.
Speaker A:I don't want to be in a.
Speaker B:He comes up with you.
Speaker B:Tell me that he has gone.
Speaker B:He has downgraded to.
Speaker B:I.
Speaker B:I gave you ten paper cuts on your fingers.
Speaker B:Now peel an orange.
Speaker B:That's like, what he's asking you to.
Speaker A:I'm just saying, like, he comes up with the most elaborate, like, the most.
Speaker B:Half assed horror icon ever.
Speaker C:Please.
Speaker C:Yeah, I love the world because quickly, people will demean.
Speaker C:This motherfucker ripped off Chester's skin in a car by super gluing it to a seat.
Speaker C:And Brian.
Speaker C:That's right.
Speaker C:He said, oh, yeah, I just saw that clip the other day.
Speaker C:Was the lead singer from.
Speaker C:From Lincoln park is in a.
Speaker C:He's in a saw movie.
Speaker A:I did not know that.
Speaker C:Okay, but that's funny that Brian just said, yeah, I got it.
Speaker B:Recite the care virus with mustard in my eyes.
Speaker B:I was like, it was far worse than that.
Speaker B:No, a man had to jump into a pool of needles.
Speaker B:Like, yeah.
Speaker A:Oh, man.
Speaker A:As a.
Speaker A:As an aside, uh, that goes to show you sound design so important in movies, when I watch the making of that, they're just rubber.
Speaker A:They're just rubber things.
Speaker A:Like, they were jumping in that thing for fun behind the scenes.
Speaker A:But in the movie, you're just like, I I'm hurt.
Speaker A:I'm hurt watching this.
Speaker A:Anyway.
Speaker B:I don't like it.
Speaker C:Yeah, here's the thing with jigsaw.
Speaker C:Like, to validate this win, I think a little bit.
Speaker C:Yeah, you have a chance to survive.
Speaker C:You might go home mutilated to some capacity.
Speaker A:True.
Speaker C:It is still a game at the end of the day, and there are people that survive.
Speaker C:Yeah, game.
Speaker C:The xenomorph, that's just a.
Speaker C:Somebody hunting.
Speaker C:Like, that's hunting.
Speaker A:You're just.
Speaker A:Good luck.
Speaker B:Do we know, like, if I have to lop off my, like, pinky toe in order to get away from Jigsaw, does he, like, take me to the hospital after?
Speaker B:Oh, I could take.
Speaker A:No, no.
Speaker A:According to the first movie spoilers, like, you're just.
Speaker A:You wit.
Speaker A:You.
Speaker A:You did it.
Speaker A:You win.
Speaker C:He does.
Speaker C:He gives you the tools to, like, solder eyes.
Speaker C:Just like, if you have moving so that you can survive for the next task, you gotta, you know, I mean, do.
Speaker C:But you gotta do that on your own with rusty materials.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Okay, so, I mean, infection might kill you, but I mean, you can hobble.
Speaker B:To the sewer death, but death by.
Speaker A:Sepsis, I mean, probably, yeah.
Speaker C:Honestly.
Speaker A:All right, from sepsis to the thing.
Speaker A:We're talking about the thing versus Freddy Kruegerty.
Speaker C:I'm going Freddie, just because I want to see the xenomorph versus Freddy.
Speaker C:They're Freddie face off, man.
Speaker A:Xenomorph.
Speaker A:Hey, it's the sleep thing because it's the sleep.
Speaker B:Look, the thing is terrifying because you can't see.
Speaker B:You literally don't know who's evil and who isn't.
Speaker B:However, just take that, your friends, to a bonfire, and that'll take care of it.
Speaker B:Because once it gets near fire, that thing will melt.
Speaker B:So it's the sleep thing.
Speaker A:I mean, and I can't remember completely plainly, because I saw some of these movies at a sleepover and they all blended together.
Speaker A:Together.
Speaker A:But, like, the only way, right.
Speaker A:The only way you can defeat him is if you.
Speaker A:You stab him with his own.
Speaker A:No, you can hurt him, but you can't defeat him.
Speaker A:I don't know how you beat him.
Speaker C:Is that the thing or Freddy Krueger?
Speaker A:Freddy Krueger.
Speaker A:Sorry.
Speaker B:The thing is an alien that if, like, you burn it with fire, it dies.
Speaker A:Yeah, but I don't know how you beat Freddy Krueger.
Speaker A:I never forget.
Speaker A:I never remember the resolution to the.
Speaker C:Alice.
Speaker C:Alice recites a nursery realm called the Dream master to defeat Freddy.
Speaker A:Oh, oh.
Speaker C:And then you pull him out of.
Speaker C:You can defeat Freddie.
Speaker B:So his weakness is just read by a child.
Speaker C:Well, this one says you can defeat him by pulling him out of the dream world and into reality.
Speaker A:Huh.
Speaker B:How the do that?
Speaker A:Freddie is afraid of fire.
Speaker A:He can temporarily be defeated if he's put to rest with a priest in holy water.
Speaker B:Isn't everything?
Speaker C:I mean, I was about to make a joke.
Speaker B:Except.
Speaker B:Except a xenomorph.
Speaker C:No, that's not.
Speaker C:I'll tell y'all after the pot is over.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker A:Um, I mean, how do you do that in your dream?
Speaker A:Do you have to dream up the holy water?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Is that some, like, lucid dreaming?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker A:Oh, wait, wait.
Speaker A:Roman in the chat says you eat them by confronting your fears.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker A:Absolutely nothing.
Speaker A:Um.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker A:I'm kidding.
Speaker C:What is your fear?
Speaker B:Ryan's fears are pretty fucking.
Speaker A:Whatever it was.
Speaker C:He was like, no, absolutely.
Speaker B:If you refuse to be scared that he literally has no power.
Speaker B:Great point.
Speaker C:I would rather tone kiss a xenomorph than face my fears.
Speaker A:No, facing my fears would be like, you need to call the DMV, and you need to get x, y, and z done and be like, I can't do it.
Speaker B:I don't have my fears or change, and I'll never change.
Speaker A:And it's just Freddy Krueger running at me down a hallway, and they're like, just call the DMV.
Speaker A:I'd be like, I don't know.
Speaker C:Procrastination is what.
Speaker A:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker B:Your fears are you look at your license, and it starts ticking backwards by days.
Speaker A:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker A:Closer to today's date.
Speaker C:What is a pain in the ass?
Speaker A:Or.
Speaker A:I know.
Speaker A:For new.
Speaker A:And I can't.
Speaker B:I do think that there's a funny bit here somewhere where we all run a hotline for people who are trying to defeat their monsters.
Speaker A:Oh, my gosh.
Speaker B:Because the response of, like, just don't go to that lake.
Speaker B:Like, if you don't want to worry about Jason, don't go to Camp Crystal Lake.
Speaker B:Guess what, motherfucker.
Speaker B:Find a new lake.
Speaker B:Like, I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker B:10,000 lakes, bitch.
Speaker B:Pick a different.
Speaker A:Michael Myers has escaped the prison bus that he was being transported on, and it's Halloween night.
Speaker A:Well, then, great.
Speaker B:Lock your doors.
Speaker B:And just that.
Speaker B:Put the book.
Speaker C:About Halloween.
Speaker B:But I really want to sleep with my girlfriend.
Speaker B:Wait till tomorrow.
Speaker B:Take a cold shower.
Speaker A:I don't know if Jason cares about hand stuff.
Speaker A:Maybe you could talk about that.
Speaker A:I don't know, Mandy.
Speaker A:I don't know.
Speaker A:I don't know what his threshold is.
Speaker B:Have you heard of soaking?
Speaker A:I only learned about that from watching jury duty, by the way, on.
Speaker A:And the free Amazon channel.
Speaker A:Learned all kinds of stuff there.
Speaker A:And I was like, oh, this looks like a funny, silly reality show.
Speaker A:And then it's like, anyway, you're soaking.
Speaker A:And I was like, all right, cool.
Speaker B:I can.
Speaker A:Thanks.
Speaker A:I was here for James Marsden being silly, but now I know this $5.
Speaker B:Haircut teaches you about soaking.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:Pretty much.
Speaker A:All right.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Amazing, amazing conversations tonight.
Speaker A:Here we are.
Speaker B:Championship silence.
Speaker B:After I said that was deafening, that was the loudest, most quiet part on this podcast.
Speaker A:Oh, wait, hang on from the comments, Brian just has to get over his fear of mustard in a silence and reciting care bears.
Speaker A:Look, I pulled out this jigsaw example out of thin air, okay?
Speaker A:I just.
Speaker A:I feel like jigsaw has, like, a mad libs thing, and he just spins three wheels and sees what he comes up with.
Speaker C:Okay, imagine that's your fear of Freddy Krueger's, watching that happen.
Speaker C:He's like, what the fuck did this come from?
Speaker C:What does this stem from?
Speaker B:Are they scared of that?
Speaker A:Like, that's what they're scared of now.
Speaker C:Somebody making fun of your fears, it's, like, fucked up.
Speaker A:It's just anxiety.
Speaker A:It's not even anxious of anything.
Speaker A:They're just anxiety.
Speaker A:They just anxious.
Speaker B:I mean, I remember kids were scared of spiders.
Speaker B:Now they're just afraid of talking to.
Speaker C:Somebody, afraid of the unknown.
Speaker C:Jesus.
Speaker A:Picking up the phone.
Speaker A:Anyway.
Speaker B:Evil now.
Speaker B:Because everybody's scared of them.
Speaker B:Everybody.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Like, top.
Speaker A:I love that.
Speaker A:I love that.
Speaker C:I might.
Speaker C:Jesus Christ.
Speaker A:100 over 100, Doug.
Speaker A:Well done.
Speaker A:I like that.
Speaker C:Damn.
Speaker A:Knowing that championship round 13 seed Xenomorph versus two seed Freddy Krueger.
Speaker A:They're gonna fight it out.
Speaker B:Blue.
Speaker C:And blue is afraid of the color black.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:Oh, okay.
Speaker A:Okay.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:I have a headache.
Speaker C:I know, I know.
Speaker C:A lot of laughing.
Speaker C:This is hard.
Speaker B:This is kind of actually.
Speaker B:This is actually tough.
Speaker C:I think.
Speaker A:It sleeps out of the equation at this point.
Speaker C:This is tough because if I'm being chased by a xenomorph in, like, you can be on earth and somehow they're on earth.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker C:Chased by Xenomorph in, like, small town south Dakota.
Speaker C:Vermont is exactly where this shit would happen.
Speaker C:It's like, oh, my God.
Speaker C:I think there's a mountain lion on the loose.
Speaker C:No, bitch, that's a xenomorph.
Speaker C:Freddie, though, that's sleep.
Speaker C:So in order to beat Freddie, you have to face your fears or not sleep.
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker A:Yeah, I guess.
Speaker A:And now that we know more about Freddy and facing your fears, I guess the xenomorph does just seem overall physically terrifying.
Speaker A:I feel like that just needs to be put out there.
Speaker B:Are we going?
Speaker B:Is it.
Speaker B:Are you more.
Speaker B:What are you more scared of?
Speaker B:Is it physical?
Speaker B:Terror or, like, psychological, emotional terror.
Speaker C:Yeah, I think I'm going, Freddie.
Speaker C:Cause I think.
Speaker C:I think you can.
Speaker C:I can get a rake.
Speaker C:I can accidentally kill a xenomorph easier with a rake.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:What?
Speaker B:Your phrase, I could get a rake.
Speaker B:I was like, for what?
Speaker B:For what?
Speaker C:I just want to scratch his back like a kitty.
Speaker A:All I'm thinking about is, like, the first alien movie where they're, like, running for their flipping lives, and you're like, hang on, hang on.
Speaker A:So I got a rake.
Speaker A:And Sigourney weavers there with, like, a flamethrower running low on ammo.
Speaker B:You know what your mistake is?
Speaker A:Sure.
Speaker B:No fucking rake.
Speaker C:That's true.
Speaker C:That's true.
Speaker B:You went with xenomorphs.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker B:We're concerned about the egg situation.
Speaker B:Just don't go near any eggs.
Speaker B:Like, if someone's like, hey, I found this weird egg.
Speaker B:You're like, absolutely not.
Speaker C:That.
Speaker C:Yeah, that is true.
Speaker B:Over there.
Speaker A:I mean, okay, I guess I'm.
Speaker B:Xenomorph.
Speaker A:But you look at alien versus predator, and it's like.
Speaker A:Like, you look at those movies, and they're like, they're gonna get you.
Speaker A:Like, you're.
Speaker A:If you're.
Speaker B:If you're predators running around, too, so you got to worry about them.
Speaker C:But the predators were only hunting the xenomorphs.
Speaker C:Really?
Speaker B:Yeah, in the way they weren't hunting the humans too.
Speaker B:I haven't seen that movie.
Speaker A:Well, they.
Speaker A:I mean, they basically treat him humans.
Speaker B:Yeah, humans were brought there as bait.
Speaker A:No, like, the predator wouldn't, like, specifically kill humans in the.
Speaker A:In those movies, but they didn't care about them.
Speaker A:Like, if there's a xenomorph snacking on someone, then the predator is not gonna be like, I have to say.
Speaker B:I will say this.
Speaker B:All it takes.
Speaker B:If all it takes to kill a xenomorph is a stiff rake.
Speaker A:I'm going with Freddy.
Speaker A:All right?
Speaker A:All I'm thinking about now is aliens.
Speaker A:When she's in the power armor, you.
Speaker C:Say one wrong thing.
Speaker C:God damn it.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:My vote is going to be launch rake.
Speaker A:I feel like.
Speaker A:I feel like this is trending towards Freddie.
Speaker A:Cause, like, what I'm hearing is, like, you can get enough brute force to kill a xenomorph.
Speaker A:Do you need to maybe, like, call in the National Guard or, like, some military?
Speaker A:Possibly?
Speaker A:But Freddy Krueger, it's totally mental.
Speaker A:Like, if you can't face your fears of, like, calling to, like, get calling Bill from insurance, then you're done.
Speaker C:I think that.
Speaker C:I just think also, I'll let y'all have the Freddy Krueger thing.
Speaker C:My vote's gonna be xenomorph, because I think the only thing that's out of me is if a xenomorph breaks into the vermillion theater and impregnates the people in that one theater, we're fucked.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's, like, seven more, ten more xenomorphs that are gonna go around and they just breathe rapid.
Speaker B:Do they lay.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:This might be where my xenomorph layer lore fall short.
Speaker B:I thought the only way that a xenomorph was getting you is if you went near the mucus egg.
Speaker B:Is that not the case?
Speaker A:No, because, like, the adult xenomorph can then, like, open its mouth and then shove eggs in a human.
Speaker C:Yes.
Speaker A:And then, like, the human becomes the incubator for, like, more xenomorphs.
Speaker A:Yeah, like, up to, like, seven or eight.
Speaker B:What's the.
Speaker B:What's.
Speaker B:How many what.
Speaker B:What's their litter like?
Speaker B:Like, what are we talking here?
Speaker A:I mean, I only know from, like, predator.
Speaker A:Alien versus predator.
Speaker A:Two.
Speaker C:Um, I think it's one per person.
Speaker A:I mean, definitely one per person.
Speaker A:Up to four.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:What's the gestation period?
Speaker C:We don't know.
Speaker A:I mean.
Speaker A:Well, one per person for sure.
Speaker B:Because what I'm saying is, like, in your scenario, if I watch a xenomorph, let's imagine that, you know, I watch a xenomorph come down and lay eggs in somebody, and then someone grabs a rake and just weird porn and.
Speaker B:And just ends it with a rake.
Speaker B:Then I'm just gonna go and take the same rake and end the human being.
Speaker B:The baby xenomorph can't get out if I have several hours before that.
Speaker C:No, I think it's not several hours.
Speaker C:I don't think it takes that long, because, I mean, once in the movies, once it got inserted into a person person, it was basically, like, a few minutes, maybe ten minutes of that for it to bust out their chest.
Speaker C:Like it was.
Speaker A:Yeah, it was, like, within a standard day.
Speaker A:Um.
Speaker A:Uh.
Speaker A:Oh, we do.
Speaker B:I forget we have a xenomorph expert in the chat.
Speaker B:These are.
Speaker B:Hey, Roman, look up how long it takes for the.
Speaker B:What's the incubation period?
Speaker C:You said, like, wait.
Speaker A:Hey, Roman, wait a minute.
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:No, I have to put.
Speaker A:I have to throw my foot on the ground to stop spinning.
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:You're talking about incubation periods versus Freddy Krueger coming to find you in your dreams.
Speaker A:And you have to face.
Speaker B:I was trying to convince Marcus I am firmly in Freddy Krueger territory.
Speaker B:I was just trying to be like, look, man, you might have some time to solve the whole scenario, especially if you got one of them power rakes on your hands.
Speaker C:Fuck this.
Speaker C:I'm done.
Speaker A:Congratulations, Freddy Krueger.
Speaker A:See what?
Speaker B:Look, look, see, look, see, look.
Speaker A:Few hours to a day, dude.
Speaker B:Lock that fucker in a just.
Speaker B:And just.
Speaker B:That's it.
Speaker C:Okay, okay.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:So.
Speaker C:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker A:Freddy Krueger, most scary movie villain according to films in black and white bracket.
Speaker B:This was a wild bracket that that was.
Speaker A:This is.
Speaker A:This was one of the squirreliest ones we've done, and I'm very happy about it.
Speaker B:I'm also just fine.
Speaker B:I was also just fine with.
Speaker A:That was incredible.
Speaker A:Excellent.
Speaker B:Um, gentlemen, anything else you all want to touch on?
Speaker B:I know we said we're going to get into some New York comic Con news, but anything you all want to touch on?
Speaker A:Just as an aside, I wanted to mention that Disney released a statement today saying as a surprise that Bob Iger.
Speaker A: to succeed Bob Iger in early: Speaker A:He's.
Speaker A:He's not leaving any time soon.
Speaker B:Not leaving.
Speaker B:He's not leaving.
Speaker A:He really likes that double shower with.
Speaker B:The bad water pressure.
Speaker C:We have water pressure.
Speaker A:Look, I just.
Speaker A:Bob, if you're listening to this, the films in black and white crew, we.
Speaker A:We would love to come see this shower that you enjoyed, like, having a double shower day.
Speaker A:And we just.
Speaker A:We need to understand.
Speaker A:We don't understand, like, why this is such a thing for you.
Speaker A:We would love to come out.
Speaker A:We'll talk to you just about the shower.
Speaker B:Interview from the shower?
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:I will wear.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:Like, I will be in the shower, and we'll find a way for me to ask you questions from the shower.
Speaker A:Like, I'll wear.
Speaker B:I will also be in the shower.
Speaker C:I will not be in the shower.
Speaker C:And matter of fact, I changed my mind.
Speaker C:Too many billionaires with baby oil that just like these scenarios.
Speaker C:Look, I'm.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:I'm willing to put my fears aside, even if there is some mentioned baby oil in that room.
Speaker C:What are your fears?
Speaker C:Say them.
Speaker C:Say it.
Speaker C:Say it.
Speaker C:What are your fear?
Speaker B:That's okay.
Speaker B:It feels like a trapd.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker B:I'm not gonna do it anyway.
Speaker A:Bob Iger, he's.
Speaker A:He's staying on.
Speaker A:He's staying on.
Speaker B:The only thing that I wanted to.
Speaker A:The way.
Speaker A:The way I shook my head, the way I, like, mentally communicated with Doug to, like, not.
Speaker B:Please don't answer that question.
Speaker C:That was the one time Doug took your advice.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:You ever seen, like a.
Speaker B:Like a.
Speaker B:Like a cat, like a wild animal?
Speaker B:That's like, I could take it from you, or I can run away.
Speaker B:You have a donut.
Speaker B:The only thing I wanted to mention that I think is really cool is at New York Comic Con, they announced.
Speaker A:A.
Speaker B:X Men X mansion Lego set.
Speaker C:Mm hmm.
Speaker B:That looks really fucking sweet that I have to get my hands on.
Speaker B:It is.
Speaker B:It is the full X mansion.
Speaker B:It d.
Speaker B:It, like, uncut.
Speaker B:It comes with the full X mansion.
Speaker B:The entire X Men team, Magneto and then a sentinel, and then you can, like, take it apart into its various rooms.
Speaker B:It is so, so cool.
Speaker B:And I.
Speaker B:That the price tag is.
Speaker B:Is what it is.
Speaker B:I might have to just.
Speaker A:I would ask them for Christmas, what, $330?
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Just have to get.
Speaker B:That fucking looks so sweet.
Speaker A:So, I mean, wow, look at these minifigs.
Speaker A:You got Cyclops, you got mystique.
Speaker A:I think I see.
Speaker A:I think.
Speaker A:See cylock, I think gambit, magneto, ice man.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker A:Everybody, it's Jean Grey.
Speaker B:The whole team's there.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:So it.
Speaker A:Gosh.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker C:It's just.
Speaker A:Back here.
Speaker A:So that's back.
Speaker A:We're trying to open it up.
Speaker A:Oh, Nellie.
Speaker B:They all come apart.
Speaker A:Wow.
Speaker C:That is really about these legos.
Speaker C:Like, when.
Speaker C:Oh, Mandy.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker B:That.
Speaker B:They're technically for children.
Speaker C:No, no, no.
Speaker C:I was gonna say that you have to put this shit together first.
Speaker C:That's true.
Speaker B:That's the part I.
Speaker B:The part I enjoy.
Speaker B:That's fucking.
Speaker B:That is why I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker A:Right.
Speaker A:There's something off about this picture, and I can't tell you why.
Speaker B:It looks like he's being, like, beamed down listeners.
Speaker A:I'm looking at a picture of, like.
Speaker A:And he's like.
Speaker A:He just looks.
Speaker A:His minifig looks real angry.
Speaker C:I haven't seen him look this upset in anything.
Speaker B:I have a question.
Speaker B:Do you think they gave his minifig legs?
Speaker A:Oh, come on.
Speaker A:Of course they did.
Speaker B:I apologize for just the sounds of laughing.
Speaker C:Take this shit off the screen.
Speaker A:I didn't know what to do.
Speaker A:I keep looking at pictures of, like, you know.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker A:It's a great Lego set, Doug.
Speaker A:It's a great Lego set.
Speaker B:It looks really fun.
Speaker B:I have to pay $300.
Speaker B:I gotta pay.
Speaker B:I gotta pay $300 just to.
Speaker B:That motherfucker has legs.
Speaker C:Paying $330 to see if they gave him legs is correct.
Speaker A:Oh, my God.
Speaker A:I was not expecting that.
Speaker B:Oh, okay.
Speaker B:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker B:Sorry, listeners, you listen to us laugh for, like, just about a minute of, like, just giggle sounds.
Speaker B:So thanks for hanging in there, gentlemen.
Speaker B:What do you all have to plug this week?
Speaker A:I'm here.
Speaker A:I'm here, I'm here.
Speaker B:I'm just here.
Speaker B:Nothing to plug.
Speaker B:I'm just here.
Speaker A:No, I'm.
Speaker A:I can do this.
Speaker A:Hey, folks, I'm here to tell you to go to Etsy.com shop slash the love nerds.
Speaker A:Maggie has all types of materials you can buy there for your own home decor from the love nerds inspired by the love nerds.
Speaker A:That's etsy.com slash shop slash the love nerds.
Speaker B:Thank you so much, Brian.
Speaker B:Mark, you have to plug.
Speaker C:Always follow the mantra.
Speaker C:Never offended, always humble.
Speaker C:Man soul tie dropping his new song noise.
Speaker C:This Wednesday we played on the last podcast, but yes, Soultie will be dropping this.
Speaker C:So you s o u l t y e.
Speaker C:But whatever you do, follow the mantra, neverfinn, always humble.
Speaker C:Also, I will be performing at the second annual south by South Dakota Festival here in Marine, South Dakota on November the 9th.
Speaker C:And so you get your tickets, it'll be at the av lounge.
Speaker C:Shout out to the av lounge.
Speaker C:It's my second year performing.
Speaker C:Had a really good time the first year.
Speaker C:We're hoping to have an even better turnout.
Speaker C:So you can get your tickets at the av lounge.com.
Speaker C:but follow the mantra, never offended, always humble.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:I want to plug this podcast.
Speaker B:Hey, this was a squirrelly episode.
Speaker B:If you enjoyed this episode, if you found a awesome using shares with a friend or a family member.
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Speaker B:That'll take you all to those and then head over to patreon.com films in blackandwhite.
Speaker B:You want to be a part of the Patty family and help support the pod.
Speaker B:We would love to have you.
Speaker B:So head over that way.
Speaker B:Gentlemen, we have a three step process to success.
Speaker B:Brian, what is that first step, sir?
Speaker A:Evan.
Speaker A:Hey, folks, I'm here to tell you to read a book.
Speaker A:And this, this read a book is brought to you by.
Speaker A:Hey, are you maybe going to the hospital tomorrow?
Speaker A:And you have a ton of time to kill because your procedure maybe takes three to 4 hours.
Speaker A:Bring it.
Speaker A:Bring a book.
Speaker A:You don't need to stare at your phone for 4 hours.
Speaker B:Bring a book, bring a book, bring a book.
Speaker C:Absolutely.
Speaker B:The second step is, look, y'all, drink some water.
Speaker B:It's still pretty dry out there, everybody.
Speaker B:So make sure you take care of yourself.
Speaker B:Keep yourself hydrated.
Speaker B:Show your body some love.
Speaker B:It'll show you some love back.
Speaker B:And treat yourself to the, the nice water in the fancy, whatever, every once in a while, whatever that may be for you.
Speaker C:True.
Speaker C:And for step number three, make sure you wash your ass.
Speaker C:Winter time is coming, but that's not an excuse to let the cold think it'll die on that musty ass or whatever it is you got going on there.
Speaker C:You know what I mean?
Speaker C:Change up your soap, change up your towels, wash your ass.
Speaker C:Getting the cracks and crevices because your body will love you for it.
Speaker C:So wash your hands.
Speaker B:Absolutely.
Speaker B:It's gonna be a y'all if you this look.
Speaker B:And step four, become.
Speaker B:Be careful with making promises on a pod.
Speaker B:Someone might be there to collect.
Speaker B:But in all seriousness, it'll be a Doug and Doug and Marcus episode next week.
Speaker B:So lord only knows what's gonna happen when he's gone.
Speaker B:That I can't wait all happened with him here.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker A:I can't wait to, like, put out clips from that episode.
Speaker A:And I know it's just gonna be me being like.
Speaker B:But, yeah, we'll be back.
Speaker B:We'll talk a little bit about venom three, the last ride.
Speaker B:Am I making that the last dance?
Speaker B:Dance.
Speaker B:The last dance.
Speaker B:Oh, Jesus.
Speaker B:Yeah, we'll talk about that as well as some other shenanigans, and we'll go from there.
Speaker B:But in the meantime, and in the between time, stay safe, stay healthy.
Speaker B:We love you all.
Speaker B:We appreciate you all.
Speaker B:We'll catch you all next week.
Speaker A:Bye.
