Melania is giving us the best Christmas ever! Meanwhile, Brexit is actually happening - who knew?

Safely returned from her massive roadtrip around the south west, Phylecia has clearly experienced a lot of shared bathrooms on her travels. But there's a problem: not everyone is washing their hands after using the toilet. That's right, even in a pandemic.

It was gross before, and it's gross now.

In this episode, Paul and Phylecia analyze the process of visiting the bathroom for men and women, including the bad design of unisex toilets and the multiple points of risk - especially if you're trying to high-kick the flush mechanism.

Seriously, folks, wash your hands.