Today’s story is “The Lion Sleeps” by Friend-of-the-Fireplace Frances Pauli, author of the Serpentia series, and you can find more of her stories on francespauli.com.
Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion — and stick around at the end of this episode for a little bonus, featuring Bullpup Rugger, Roland, Carrizo Kitfox and yours faithfully!
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Speaker:I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,
Speaker:and today’s story is
Speaker:“The Lion Sleeps” by friend of the fireplace Frances Pauli,
Speaker:author of the Serpentia series,
Speaker:and you can find more of her stories on francespauli.com.
Speaker:And stick around at the end of this episode for a little bonus!
Please enjoy:“The Lion Sleeps”
Please enjoy:by Frances Pauli
Please enjoy:In the jungle, the concrete jungle.....
Please enjoy:Stanley flexed tawny knuckles and let the tips of his claws
Please enjoy:prick pinpoint holes in the leather-wrapped steering wheel.
Please enjoy:A horn blared somewhere inside the crowd of vehicles wedged together on the freeway.
Please enjoy:Smooth concrete retainers lifted at the edges of the lanes.
Please enjoy:Car after car squeezed in on either side.
Please enjoy:He stuffed a furred finger into his shirt collar
Please enjoy:and tugged the fabric away from his throat.
Please enjoy:Freed from the constriction of his work shirt,
Please enjoy:a yawn worked its way into his jaw,
Please enjoy:stretched his mouth wide.
Please enjoy:Stanley's pink tongue curled around it.
Please enjoy:His eyelids drooped.
Please enjoy:Up too late last night working on the Melbourne account.
Please enjoy:His mane still had mats in the back
Please enjoy:where he'd rushed to get ready this morning.
Please enjoy:Too much coffee and not enough sleep.
Please enjoy:Now, they rubbed the wrong way,
Please enjoy:made his fur twitch beneath the suit.
Please enjoy:The cuffs around his wrist became manacles,
Please enjoy:and the faces in the cars around him blurred.
Please enjoy:A gnu in a Volvo eased up on his right
Please enjoy:and spawned more angry honking from the cheetah chick
Please enjoy:who'd been trying to merge into the gap that was too small for either car.
Please enjoy:Stanley tightened his grip on the wheel,
Please enjoy:stippled the leather
Please enjoy:and let his eyes close
Please enjoy:and open. So much honking.
Please enjoy:He cracked his window,
Please enjoy:felt a cool rush
Please enjoy:and made the mistake of inhaling.
Please enjoy:A deep breath filled his lungs with exhaust fumes and pheromones.
Please enjoy:The presentation this morning would make or break his promotion,
Please enjoy:and he needed the raise.
Please enjoy:Car payments were killing him.
Please enjoy:Stanley brushed his paw guiltily over the holes he'd just put in the leather he didn't quite own yet.
Please enjoy:They'd moved less than half a mile in the last twenty minutes.
Please enjoy:Stanley glared at his dashboard clock,
Please enjoy:checked its accuracy against his watch.
Please enjoy:What were the odds he'd make it on time?
Please enjoy:His throat tightened again.
Please enjoy:Stanley tugged at his collar
Please enjoy:and closed his eyes.
Please enjoy:He'd snarled at Janine last night over dinner.
Please enjoy:Just so much pressure to get the presentation done,
Please enjoy:so little time to work at work. He'd skipped TV time with his cub, too,
Please enjoy:skipped curling up on the couch with little Stan
Please enjoy:and pretending to watch Power Pals.
Please enjoy:Junior's spots would fade soon.
Please enjoy:He wouldn't want to cuddle with his old man much longer.
Please enjoy:Stanley yawned and imagined watching tonight.
Please enjoy:He'd bring something nice home for Janine.
Please enjoy:He'd make time... Horns screaming.
Please enjoy:Stanley jumped up,
Please enjoy:but his shoulder belt pressed him back against the leather.
Please enjoy:Something knocked hard on his window.
Please enjoy:Tap, tap-tap-tap. He blinked
Please enjoy:and gaped at the empty space in the lane in front of his car.
Please enjoy:TAP. A tan fist thumped his driver side window.
Please enjoy:Another round of honking rattled Stanley's teeth.
Please enjoy:He lowered the window with one claw
Please enjoy:and tugged at his collar with the other paw.
Please enjoy:"Are you in distress?"
Please enjoy:A sleek ferret face leaned into the square frame of his window. Cop's
Please enjoy:hat, blue shirt,
Please enjoy:condescending expression. "Sir?"
Please enjoy:The horns howled now.
Please enjoy:Cars angled out behind him,
Please enjoy:eased past on the right while the cop's vehicle completely blocked the left-hand lane.
Please enjoy:"I'm... I was just." Too tired to be driving.
Please enjoy:Too sleep deprived and now definitely late for his presentation.
Please enjoy:"You need to move this vehicle."
Please enjoy:A wolf drove by on the right,
Please enjoy:flipped him a fuzzy grey middle finger,
Please enjoy:and showed off yellowed canines.
Please enjoy:Stanley's collar bit into his throat.
Please enjoy:His mane bunched and the stink of exhaust infiltrated his car.
Please enjoy:"Sir. Sir!" The cop's paws draped over his driver's door.
Please enjoy:His weasel voice pitched into a range that made Stanley's rear teeth grind.
Please enjoy:"You need to..." The roar pressed upward with enough force to snap off his top button.
Please enjoy:Stanley's jaw opened, stretched around his fury and let the sound free.
Please enjoy:His tongue curled.
Please enjoy:The windshield rattled,
Please enjoy:and the concrete jungle
Please enjoy:echoed with the full force of Stanley's frustration. #
Please enjoy:Near the skyscraper village....
Please enjoy:He smelled the coffee before the elevator doors opened.
Please enjoy:The office day had already begun,
Please enjoy:and when the silver panels parted, Stanley faced a grid of empty cubicles.
Please enjoy:Meeting already underway.
Please enjoy:He was late again.
Please enjoy:No time to crab a coffee.
Please enjoy:Stanley clutched the hard binder containing the Melbourne account under one stout arm and shuffled toward the meeting rooms at the opposite end of the office.
Please enjoy:The carpet hissed under his slick-soled shoes.
Please enjoy:The coffee aroma teased his nose,
Please enjoy:reminded him how many hours of sleep he'd missed.
Please enjoy:His tail drooped,
Please enjoy:brushed the ground.
Please enjoy:"Stanley!" Gerald's voice stalled his progress, stopped him ten paces from the meeting room.
Please enjoy:The plump woodchuck
Please enjoy:popped up from a nearby cubicle and waved.
Please enjoy:"Wait up." A growl lodged in Stanley's throat.
Please enjoy:He liked Gerald,
Please enjoy:and he'd be late either way.
Please enjoy:He waited, swished his tail,
Please enjoy:and clung to the report so tightly the edges of the binder bit into his armpit.
Please enjoy:The meeting room door opened.
Please enjoy:A blast of laughter escaped
Please enjoy:and then cut off sharply as it shut again.
Please enjoy:Gerald waddled out of his cubicle carrying a steaming, Styrofoam cup.
Please enjoy:God, Stanley needed some coffee.
Please enjoy:The woodchuck's mouth was moving, and he hadn't heard a word.
Please enjoy:He blinked, dragged his gaze away from the coffee
Please enjoy:and smiled an apology.
Please enjoy:"Rough morning?" Gerald's eyes dropped to Stanley's shirtfront,
Please enjoy:to the missing button
Please enjoy:and the gap that showed his golden pelt.
Please enjoy:"Got a ticket on the way in.
Please enjoy:in." He stepped toward the meeting and willed Gerald to hurry up and join him.
Please enjoy:The stout legs gave his co-worker a slow,
Please enjoy:trundling gait. "Speeding?"
Please enjoy:"Fell asleep on the 401.
Please enjoy:401." Stanley reached the meeting doorway,
Please enjoy:held it open and let the conversation inside wash out like a tide
Please enjoy:while Gerald caught up.
Please enjoy:"Again." "Damn gridlock.
Please enjoy:gridlock." Gerald smiled and ambled past.
Please enjoy:His fuzzy shoulder bumped the Melbourne account,
Please enjoy:nearly knocking it free of Stanley's grip.
Please enjoy:Coffee choking his nostrils.
Please enjoy:Chattering animals filling his ears.
Please enjoy:Stanley followed the woodchuck inside and sat in the last empty chair at the long table.
Please enjoy:His boss watched him from the far end,
Please enjoy:from beside the projection screen.
Please enjoy:Mr. Wattler's badger face pinched.
Please enjoy:His eyes turned beadier.
Please enjoy:His nose twitched only one direction,
Please enjoy:hanging there as if it had meant to swing back to the other side and forgot to
Please enjoy:at the sight of Stanley.
Please enjoy:"There you are." At the badger's words, the conversation snuffed out.
Please enjoy:All their muzzles swung in Stanley's direction.
Please enjoy:"It's nine after." No mention of Gerald's tardiness.
Please enjoy:No possibility of arguing his case either.
Please enjoy:Wattler's eyes glinted like polished horn.
Please enjoy:"I've got the Melbourne acc—"
Please enjoy:"We've pushed it back to Wednesday.
Please enjoy:Wednesday." Wattler brushed a paw through the fur on his
Please enjoy:chin. "Gonna listen to the Stedman deal today.
Please enjoy:today." All night hunched over his keyboard working.
Please enjoy:The pinpoint desk lamp burning into his peripheral vision while the screen's glow drove him half blind.
Please enjoy:Janine's voice had sounded
Please enjoy:far away, drifting past on her way down the hall to their room.
Please enjoy:Coming to bed? Stanley pried the Melbourne binder out from under his arm
Please enjoy:and laid it on the table in front of him.
Please enjoy:Had junior fallen asleep on the couch again?
Please enjoy:Did he watch too much TV?
Please enjoy:Twelve cups of coffee wafted the scent of morning in a haze around him,
Please enjoy:and Stanley tried to scratch at the memory of last night.
Please enjoy:What time had he finally gone to bed?
Please enjoy:"Lewis," Mr. Wattler called on a younger associate,
Please enjoy:a lynx with no family
Please enjoy:and a lot more to prove before Stanley would consider him a threat.
Please enjoy:Still, when the old badger gave the kid a tap on the arm,
Please enjoy:Stanley's teeth clicked together.
Please enjoy:Lewis had a binder under one arm,
Please enjoy:a big grin that showed too much fang, and a steaming Styrofoam cup
Please enjoy:in his free paw. The Stedman deal didn't have a tight deadline.
Please enjoy:It was a no brainer account,
Please enjoy:wouldn't have driven the lynx into a nightmare
Please enjoy:of late hours and loss of sleep.
Please enjoy:Stanley put his paws on his thighs.
Please enjoy:He used the tips of his claws against his suit pants to keep his eyes open
Please enjoy:while the kid spoke.
Please enjoy:The projection screen flickered.
Please enjoy:Someone shut off the lights to show the graphs better.
Please enjoy:Somewhere, somebody whispered his name.
Please enjoy:"Stanley?" Janine had been out like a light when he crawled into bed.
Please enjoy:She hadn't twitched when he nestled in beside her,
Please enjoy:and he'd been too tired to even reach for her.
Please enjoy:How long had it been since...
Please enjoy:"Stanley!" Wattler's voice threw ice along his spine,
Please enjoy:brought his head up with a snap and a ripple of dense mane.
Please enjoy:"I think we need to talk.
Please enjoy:talk." The meeting room had emptied while he slept.
Please enjoy:Every chair had been tucked,
Please enjoy:neat and straight,
Please enjoy:back against the table.
Please enjoy:The coffee had left with his coworkers, but Stanley could still smell the traces of it,
Please enjoy:a whiff of hope that died in the tapping
Please enjoy:of an old badger's shoe
Please enjoy:against the worn carpet.
Please enjoy:That sound scraped at Stanley's shoulders.
Please enjoy:The squinting of Wattler's eyes,
Please enjoy:the downward tilt
Please enjoy:of his striped nose.
Please enjoy:He sighed and his muzzle twitched sharply to one side only.
Please enjoy:Stanley's chest rumbled.
Please enjoy:His claws snagged in his trouser legs,
Please enjoy:and his mouth stretched and stretched.
Please enjoy:He roared, setting the curtains across the room dancing,
Please enjoy:and lighting a chill flame
Please enjoy:in Mr. Wattler's beady black eyes. #
Please enjoy:Hush my darling, don't roar...
Please enjoy:"You were fired?" Janine's eyes widened,
Please enjoy:flickered with fear before she could stifle it.
Please enjoy:"Oh Stanley. I'm sorry.
Please enjoy:It'll be fine. It will.
Please enjoy:will." Stanley stood in the foyer
Please enjoy:and stared past her.
Please enjoy:The kitchen remodel had cost him a month's salary,
Please enjoy:but now their tiles gleamed without a single scratch to mar the surface.
Please enjoy:The appliances shone in stainless steel.
Please enjoy:Expensive. Everything in his home cost more than they could afford now.
Please enjoy:"And I got another ticket.
Please enjoy:ticket." He hung his jacket on the peg beneath the entryway mirror
Please enjoy:and cringed at his own face.
Please enjoy:Mats in his mane.
Please enjoy:A missing button and eyes rimmed with purple.
Please enjoy:From the living room,
Please enjoy:the tinny siren of little Stan's fire truck squealed off key.
Please enjoy:Batteries dying. More things for him to buy.
Please enjoy:"Another ticket?" Janine wiped her paws on the apron tied over her designer skirt.
Please enjoy:Twin flour-white prints remained when she lifted them away.
Please enjoy:Her eyes flickered again.
Please enjoy:Anger. A lot more fear.
Please enjoy:She examined him from head to toe
Please enjoy:and her face darkened.
Please enjoy:"You're working too hard, Stanley."
Please enjoy:"Well." His fangs clicked together.
Please enjoy:"Now I'm not working at all.
Please enjoy:all." Janine's lips tightened.
Please enjoy:Her hands crossed over the front of the blouse he couldn't afford to replace if she got flour on it.
Please enjoy:She stared at him,
Please enjoy:tapped a foot once,
Please enjoy:twice on the parquet flooring.
Please enjoy:The toy siren wailed.
Please enjoy:Stanley's tail thumped against the walls.
Please enjoy:"I'm going to finish dinner.
Please enjoy:dinner." Janine spun on her heel
Please enjoy:and marched across the kitchen tiles.
Please enjoy:She had been asleep last night, hadn't she?
Please enjoy:What time had it been, when he dragged his sorry carcass into their bedroom?
Please enjoy:Stanley shuffled down the hallway to change.
Please enjoy:He threw his dirty laundry into a hamper that he didn't remember buying.
Please enjoy:Janine shopped while he was out.
Please enjoy:Janine collected things that he was supposed to be able to pay for.
Please enjoy:He growled and put on sweats and a t-shirt
Please enjoy:that tugged painfully at his mane.
Please enjoy:It smelled like roast in the hallway.
Please enjoy:Stanley's lip curled.
Please enjoy:They'd better get used to ground beef now.
Please enjoy:He kicked at the rubber ball junior had left outside his door,
Please enjoy:watched it bounce away,
Please enjoy:and cringed at each impact.
Please enjoy:Tap. tap-tap-tap. Stanley followed it to the living room
Please enjoy:where the screeching of his son's plaything
Please enjoy:tickled a ridge of hair to attention along his spine.
Please enjoy:TV on in the background.
Please enjoy:The smell of meat
Please enjoy:and the dying squeal
Please enjoy:of a toy siren. "Daddy!"
Please enjoy:His son leapt from the plush carpet, swinging the fire truck in one paw
Please enjoy:and bounding toward him.
Please enjoy:Stanley braced himself.
Please enjoy:He took the weight of his son against his belly,
Please enjoy:and the hard knock of the plastic truck against his chin.
Please enjoy:He staggered back,
Please enjoy:stumbled onto the rubber ball
Please enjoy:and flailed for balance.
Please enjoy:His son dropped, landing on his rear paws and cringing backwards.
Please enjoy:Stanley stepped on his own tail,
Please enjoy:pinching a nerve that went all the way up to his neck.
Please enjoy:The toy truck warbled, fading but continuing to sing on the way out.
Please enjoy:Junior sniffled, a juicy sound that he repeated three times in succession,
Please enjoy:each time louder than the last.
Please enjoy:The roar built in his chest,
Please enjoy:rumbled into his throat.
Please enjoy:Stanley opened his jaws, stared down at the wide eyes of his son,
Please enjoy:and swallowed before the sound could escape.
Please enjoy:He squatted, rocked back onto his heels
Please enjoy:and tilted his head to one side.
Please enjoy:"Son." "Yes, dad?" "Your spots are fading." "Uh
Please enjoy:-huh." Little Stan nodded proudly
Please enjoy:and pointed a stout finger at his hip.
Please enjoy:"This one's almost all gone!"
Please enjoy:Stanley blinked away a sudden pressure
Please enjoy:and nodded, rubbing his chin.
Please enjoy:"Your truck needs batteries, I'm afraid."
Please enjoy:"It's okay, dad. It sounds better like this.
Please enjoy:this." The cub swung the truck in an arc
Please enjoy:and howled in a fair mimicry of a siren's wail.
Please enjoy:This time, Stanley ducked in time.
Please enjoy:This time, Janine appeared in the doorway, smiling again.
Please enjoy:"Go wash for dinner, little one.
Please enjoy:one." Their cub scampered away,
Please enjoy:knocking his father on the knee as he passed
Please enjoy:and pushing between his mother's legs
Please enjoy:to get into the hallway.
Please enjoy:"He's growing so fast.
Please enjoy:fast." Stanley stood and tried to think of what to say to her.
Please enjoy:"We have some savings,"
Please enjoy:she said. "We'll be okay.
Please enjoy:okay." Stanley stared into her eyes,
Please enjoy:blinked, and nodded
Please enjoy:until his matted main danced. # "Weeee!"
Please enjoy:Little Stan squealed and whooshed down the long, metal slide.
Please enjoy:The attached swing set rocked back and forth
Please enjoy:as his son clambered back up the ladder.
Please enjoy:He should tighten the bolts before the day was out.
Please enjoy:Keep it safe. Stanley yawned
Please enjoy:and swished his long tail.
Please enjoy:The hammock rocked to one side
Please enjoy:and back with the motion.
Please enjoy:The trees over his head whispered,
Please enjoy:and his cub squealed and slid again.
Please enjoy:A great investment, that slide.
Please enjoy:Janine had dragged it home from a yard sale two weeks ago.
Please enjoy:It only took a coat of paint and a few bolts to bring it back to life.
Please enjoy:He'd tighten the screws again just to be safe.
Please enjoy:The sun filtering through the overhead leaves
Please enjoy:cast mottled patterns over his tawny fur,
Please enjoy:and Stanley rolled onto his side and watched his cub play.
Please enjoy:Their mobile home rested at the top of a short slope,
Please enjoy:surrounded by other trailers
Please enjoy:and a good thirty miles from the nearest freeway.
Please enjoy:A strip of shingles had worked free the last time they'd had wind.
Please enjoy:He'd have to tack them down before the weather turned.
Please enjoy:A used car parked in their driveway.
Please enjoy:It had a rusted panel on the rear driver's side door,
Please enjoy:but it ran like a mule
Please enjoy:and got him to work and back.
Please enjoy:Five perfectly measured overnight shifts.
Please enjoy:Forty hours a week doing security at the lumber yard.
Please enjoy:Walking the darkness
Please enjoy:and making sure everything stayed nice and quiet.
Please enjoy:Stanley poked a claw through the hole in his t-shirt.
Please enjoy:He scratched his belly fur absently.
Please enjoy:His favorite shirt.
Please enjoy:Comfy. A dollar at the thrift store in town
Please enjoy:and the previous owner had stretched the neck out beautifully.
Please enjoy:Lots of room to breathe in it.
Please enjoy:"Stanley?" Janine's voice drifted to him on the breeze.
Please enjoy:"Yeah?" Stanley rocked the hammock to the side,
Please enjoy:swung his legs over the netting
Please enjoy:and sat up facing his new home.
Please enjoy:His wife stood on the porch.
Please enjoy:Her dress stretched over her pregnant midriff,
Please enjoy:the skirts fluttered around her tawny legs.
Please enjoy:"The Johnston's want us to come for dinner.
Please enjoy:dinner." "Sure." Stanley nodded, smiled at the excited roaring of his cub.
Please enjoy:Little Stan and the crane kid next door had become fast friends.
Please enjoy:"What time?" "Tonight.
Please enjoy:I told them you'd want a nap first." "Awww.
Please enjoy:"Awww." Little Stan howled from the top of his slide.
Please enjoy:"Just need a minute to change,"
Please enjoy:Stanley said. He'd tighten the bolts before they left.
Please enjoy:Work on the roof sometime next week, maybe.
Please enjoy:"Are you sure?" Janine's eyes reflected the afternoon sunlight.
Please enjoy:She smiled, and their cub streaked down the slide
Please enjoy:and bounded happily across a lawn studded with dandelions.
Please enjoy:Stanley inhaled the soft,
Please enjoy:natural scent of his life
Please enjoy:and found he had no interest in napping.
Please enjoy:"Sure." He stretched his arms over his head
Please enjoy:and rumbled. "I'm not tired at all."
Please enjoy:This was “The Lion Sleeps”
Please enjoy:by friend of the fireplace
Please enjoy:Frances Pauli, read for you by Khaki,
Please enjoy:your faithful fireside companion.
Please enjoy:Thank you for listening to The Voice of Dog.
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