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BSG S4E11 - Double Roasted Starbuck
Episode 2258th July 2026 • Who Are You? • What Happened Here Productions
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Laura and Xhafer pick through the ashes of Earth for a laugh. Laura confesses she's got two wolves inside her, and one is deeply pedantic. Xhafer rage-quits the episode so hard he scares the dog. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 11: Sometimes a Great Notion.

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Speaker:

well now that was depressing:

Hey, listener.

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We're starting off with a little content

warning for suicide in this episode.

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If you've watched the show before,

you know what episode this is.

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And if you haven't, and this is

gonna be difficult for you, or

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if you have and this is gonna be

difficult for you, just skip this one.

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That's cool.

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Um, know that you are loved.

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Know that there's help for

you out there if you need it.

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Uh, you can call 988 in the United States

and many other countries if you need

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to talk to someone, which you should do

if you're having thoughts like these.

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The world is a brighter place because of

you, and it should stay a brighter place

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RSVPD: Hello, and welcome to Who Are You?

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We're a reasonably well done sci-fi

watch cast by a couple of former

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strangers who are now friends and

watching:

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I'm Laura

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well now that was depressing:

And I'm Jafeir

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RSVPD: And Jafer, it's been a

minute since we did this show

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well now that was depressing: Yes.

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Yeah, the last episode

we recorded was:

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RSVPD: Uh-huh

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well now that was depressing:

before that it had been over

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RSVPD: A month, yeah

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well now that was depressing: Um,

so we haven't watched an episode of

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"Battlestar Galactica" proper in a while.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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This one's a

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doozy.

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well now that was depressing:

We've got season four, episode

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11, Sometimes a Great Notion

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and man uh, as soon as the last time on

started with a bunch of stuff with Dee,

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: my

sense of dread hit hard 'cause,

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RSVPD: oh yeah

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well now that was depressing: I mean,

I've, I've alluded to the three most

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depressing episodes of the season.

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This is one for me.

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This is it.

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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This to me is more

depressing than the last one

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well now that was depressing: for sure.

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I had forgotten how much happens

in this fucking episode because

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all that I remember about this

episode going into it is this is

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the one where Dee kills herself.

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm

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well now that was depressing: And like,

when I see the last time on that's

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like Dee and Li- Lily just, like,

being a happy couple, I'm immediately

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just like my stomach just sank.

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RSVPD: Yeah

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well now that was depressing:

"Oh, God, we're there."

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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I'm glad we took our

break before this episode.

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I think I would be more

depressed if I had taken it here.

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and

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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We almost did this and then took

the break and then did the movie

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and then did the webisodes.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm

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well now that was depressing: Because

that's the filming order because this was

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filmed before the show went on break and

then shelved until the show came back.

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RSVPD: Right

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well now that was depressing:

but I'm glad we, I am glad we

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bro- took the break when we did

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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To me, this would've been a, a definitely

a worse note to leave on a break.

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Like, I, I do understand if

somebody feels like the arrival

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at Earth is number one depressing,

I understand your point of view.

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I can, I can empathize with that.

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I feel like this is more

depressing because to me,

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the, the Earth thing is just a

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It's nobody's fault.

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It's none of our characters' fault, right?

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Like, nobody actively did it that

we know about at this point, but-

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well now that was depressing: I would

argue that the characters would agree

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that the Earth thing is the most

depressing thing that happens because

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RSVPD: Sure, yeah

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well now that was depressing:

most depressing thing that

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happens is the reason this

episode plays out the way it does

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing:

But as outside observers,

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their reactions to that thing

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing:

so much harder

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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Yeah, I think it's the reactions.

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I think it's the, the fact that

there are active decisions happening

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RSVPD: makes to me this,

this a more depressing thing.

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Like, oh, like, uh, back to Babylon 5,

our boy Marcus saying that like, "Wouldn't

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it be terrible if the world was fair?"

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Basically, I'm paraphrasing obviously,

I'm not saying it as well as he did,

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but like, because if all the bad things

that happened to us are because we

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deserved it, like this is just a, a

bad thing that's happening and it,

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it's not 'cause anyone deserved it.

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It's just the, the random cruelty of

the universe to me, which yes, it super,

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super duper sucks, but there's no like

active choice on anybody's part in this,

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in this universe and these characters

that caused something bad to happen.

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we showed up at Earth and somebody

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decided to nuke it in our fleet.

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RSVPD: like that would be horrifying

and that would be very depressing.

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But,

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well now that was depressing: Yeah,

like they roll in and the base star

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just starts unloading nukes on Earth

as the fleet above is just helpless

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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Or, or worse, like one of our humans

decides to do it in the fleet.

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Like, so yeah.

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I, I can get behind this

being the most depressing one.

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I, I mean, I haven't seen the

rest of it, so it could get worse.

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It can get worse

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well now that was depressing: I mean,

like, there's stuff that happens

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that, like, will punch you in the gut

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing:

nine episodes before this

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show is done for sure.

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RSVPD: Yeah

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well now that was depressing: The,

the show is not done you in the gut.

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RSVPD: Right

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well now that was depressing: but I will

say, as far as I remember, all of those

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punches in the guts aren't, at the very

least, surprises after this episode.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: you

see the things that are leading

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to the moment before it happens,

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RSVPD: Yeah

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well now that was depressing: which helps

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We'll, we'll

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RSVPD: look on your face is good.

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Yeah, yeah.

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well now that was depressing:

We'll, we'll, we'll revisit that.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm

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well now that was depressing: so uh,

let's get into this episode here.

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We open on Ty looking out

at the ruins of Earth.

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We get shots of most of

the cast doing the same.

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There's lots of just, like, looking

out and looking at ruins and being sad.

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Rosalyn finds, like,

this little tiny plant

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RSVPD: Uh-huh

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well now that was depressing:

it, as Helo and Deena report that

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their scouts have checked the whole

planet and it is fucked everywhere

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RSVPD: No life.

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No, no like sentient life.

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Do we know if there's even like animals?

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Have they … There's plants, obviously.

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Rosalyn grabbed one.

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well now that was depressing: Yeah

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RSVPD: But nothing, nothing like us.

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No 13th tribe to be sure

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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Baltar does a little soft math

and he's like, "It's been like

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2,000 years since this went down."

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RSVPD: Hmm.

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We like the number 2,000.

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Yeah

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well now that was depressing: D finds

a pocket watch and some children's toys

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RSVPD: Oh yeah, like some jacks.

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I didn't catch the pocket

watch, but I caught the jacks

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well now that was depressing:

the jacks come back later.

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The pocket

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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I don't think so.

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I, I do remember the jacks coming back

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well now that was depressing:

Adama calls it.

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He's just like, "Let's

just get out of here."

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And Dee starts to have a

breakdown on the ride back.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: When they

do get back, there's a big crowd who's

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all, like, excited to hear the good news

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RSVPD: Yeah, they're like, "What?

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Tell us more."

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And Roslin cannot face them.

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She cannot

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well now that was depressing:

She's just like, "Fuuuuck."

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It is

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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I don't blame her.

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I mean, I, I understand, especially

throughout this episode, Lee is pushing

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her to, like, say something to the people.

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But I also understand that I don't think

I could say something to the people

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well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm

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RSVPD: I think as they're leaving,

'cause she's like, "Get me out of

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here," and they're doing the thing

where they're pushing through the crowd

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of people who's like, "Rabbi, Rabbi,

Rabbi, Rabbi, tell us something."

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I think Lee is yelling that she's

gonna make a statement soon, but

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I don't think we actually see him.

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We just hear a voice.

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Um,

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well now that was depressing:

Down on Earth.

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RSVPD: For s- for some reason,

Starbuck and Leoben are

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doing stuff together on Earth

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well now that was depressing: They're

track- they, they're trying to track

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down the colonial tracker that she found,

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: they find

it, they find the wreckage of her Viper

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RSVPD: Yes.

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Mm-hmm

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well now that was depressing: Uh,

then we get Dee babysitting here.

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Dee, Dee babysits Hera for a minute,

she gets to experience the special

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type of jealousy blissful ignorance

that I think can only happen to the

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childless watching their friends' kids

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: Like

we all recognize that parents have

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special moment, like parents will

experience things in their lives

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that people who don't have kids

don't get to experience, right?

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RSVPD: Sure.

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well now that was depressing: proudness,

introspection, like, you know, s-mo-

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seeing these moments of self-awareness.

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But you are constantly

exposed to your children

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: who aren't

constantly exposed to children in general.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: And that

juxtaposition of the like hard shift

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from I am eating my reality sandwich

right now, to paraphrase my father,

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: to

like seeing the complete innocent

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wonder that you have not been exposed

to in so long is like just ugh.

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Yeah.

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It's, hurts

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RSVPD: I really hope that

my microphone picked up my

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three-year-old screaming twice during

your, your little speech there.

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Aaron, if that picked up,

you gotta leave it in.

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well now that was depressing: I heard it.

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I don't know if it will come

through on the recording though,

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because all the editing and stuff.

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Uh, Just the

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RSVPD: It's too, it's too beautiful.

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It's too poetic.

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You gotta leave it.

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I don't care about the

listener's ears at this one time.

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I care about your ears all the

other times, listener, I promise.

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well now that was depressing:

It's, it's…

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Look, there's been…

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Like, it's, I mean, I can't- I

don't have children screaming

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in my background typically.

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Um, dog though,

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: Puff

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing:

couple of appearances.

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RSVPD: She's, she's got

a jingly little collar.

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Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: yeah.

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On Earth find bodies, but also centurions

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RSVPD: Yes.

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These look like the old boys, right?

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well now that was depressing: Kinda,

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RSVPD: Kinda, but not.

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well now that was depressing:

Yeah, they're,

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RSVPD: Okay

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well now that was depressing:

definitely distinct.

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They're

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well now that was depressing:

the like '60s Cylon, they're

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not the normal Centurion.

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They're kinda somewhere

in between-ish on purpose.

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RSVPD: Uh-huh

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well now that was depressing:

they're like, "Look, it, it's

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same same, but different."

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They acknowledge these are

like independent Centurions

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outside of what we know.

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RSVPD: Uh-huh.

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well now that was depressing: more

importantly, the whole planet is Cylons.

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: The

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RSVPD: Pretty, pretty good, yeah.

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well now that was depressing: Cylon bones

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RSVPD: Yeah, 250 remains they

tell us tested from different

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locations around the planet.

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well now that was depressing: So

Laura, you're asking yourself,

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surely, if this is Earth in the show

they're all Cylons, and we're on

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Earth right now, does that mean…

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RSVPD: Yes.

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I love when my fiction does this

and is like, "Hey, maybe you need

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to question your own existence."

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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Yeah, I love it.

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I love that the twist like, us.

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RSVPD: Uh-huh

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Yes.

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So I think, I think back on Cobol when we

were talking about the 13th tribe, did,

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well now that was depressing: Yeah

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RSVPD: did I say what if the

13th tribe was all Cylons?

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well now that was depressing: Um,

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RSVPD: I think I said something of that.

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Maybe it was just to Erin.

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well now that was depressing: You've

said a lot of shit, Laura, that has been

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prophetic for not knowing what's going to

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RSVPD: Uh-huh

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well now that was depressing: Um, I,

I believe we've had that conversation.

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Whether or not we had that conversation

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RSVPD: Okay

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well now that was depressing:

this I can verify that you've

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RSVPD: I've definitely mentioned

this, if, even if it wasn't recorded.

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But I, I, 'cause I know we had this

conversation 'cause you were like, "Well,

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but that was, they left thousands of

years ago before they created the Cylons

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well now that was depressing:

tr- I, I tried really hard to

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RSVPD: and stuff."

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Misdirection.

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well now that was depressing:

You, like, Town

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, yeah

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well now that was depressing: Spoiler Town

knows the times I've outright lied to you.

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Spoiler Town knows the times I've

tried-- I've caught you catching

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something and tried to sway you.

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Town knows the times I've told you

something without saying it explicitly

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gotten yelled at in Spoiler Town.

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Um, I, I think, God, I don't wanna, like,

re-watch Battlestar Galactica again right

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after this, but I wanna be in the room

while you re-listen to this podcast after

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RSVPD: Uh-huh.

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I'll just text you every time.

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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I'm gonna get a lot of those,

and I've earned all of them.

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Uh, Feel free to yell at me for

lying as much as is required.

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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No, I…

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Hmm.

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But part of me is also, you know,

the pedantic part that every

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science fiction fan has inside them.

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Like, there, you know, there

are two wolves and one of

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them is definitely pedantic.

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Is like,

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well now that was depressing: hundo

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RSVPD: okay, well I guess we

have the Cylons with this.

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I was like, why can w- why, why

do we know these Cylon remains

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are Cylon but we couldn't figure

out who was Cylon in the fleet?

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well now that was depressing: Well,

I think it's important to know that

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one, the Cylons are the ones who say

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: is a Six

who's all like, "Oh no, we tested a ton.

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They're all Cylon."

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And Baltar's all like,

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

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Uh-huh."

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Like, in his lab coat for

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RSVPD: Very, very trustable character, Dr.

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Gaius Baltar

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well now that was depressing:

trustable Gaius Baltar.

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RSVPD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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All right.

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Yeah, Lee is gonna insist some

more that Rosalyn has got to

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talk to the Quorum about this.

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Like, you gotta do it.

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But Adama's like, "Hey, chill out.

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You go talk to them for now."

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And Ty's like, "Well, hey,

I need to talk to you."

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And

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well now that was depressing:

Yeah, he does not have

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RSVPD: nobody, nobody's

talking to the right people.

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Like, all the wrong people are

doing talking to one another.

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well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: Down

on Earth, Galen finds a nuke shadow.

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RSVPD: Yeah

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well now that was depressing: Uh, th-

these are things, this is a phenomena

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where a nuclear blast will scorch

then where a person was standing,

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their shadow on the object behind

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RSVPD: Yeah

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well now that was depressing: is left.

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This, this is, this is a, this

is a documented phenomena.

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He has a moment of

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RSVPD: W- I'm sorry?

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What is that?

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well now that was depressing: Psychometry.

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Uh, Psychometry other uh, otherwise

known as clairtangency, is a type of

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psychic phenomena where when you touch

the object, you relive the memory

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RSVPD: okay.

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Yes.

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We're, we're doing quite a bit

of that in this episode actually,

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but from the Fuck Around Four

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well now that was depressing: of that.

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enough where I Googled

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RSVPD: Yeah.

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well now that was depressing: Um,

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RSVPD: I, I think, I think it's implied

that every one of the fuck around four has

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this, has this sort of a moment down here.

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well now that was depressing: this,

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RSVPD: don't actually see Tori's moment.

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The other three we get the moment

that they have, but Tori's just

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like, "Oh yeah, I did that too."

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Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing:

Um, I have a question

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RSVPD: Okay.

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well now that was depressing:

because I remember watching this

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and thinking one thing had happened,

I wanna hear your thoughts on this

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specifically before we get too deep

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RSVPD: Okay

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well now that was depressing: because

when I first saw this, I'm like, "Oh,

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they're, like, the memories of the place,

not necessarily experiencing their own

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RSVPD: That was how I

was taking it at first.

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Like, when Tyrell is having this

moment, I thought he was just

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finding out what happened on Earth.

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But he tells us later

that he remembers dying.

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Himself, Tyrell, he died here

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well now that was depressing: h- he's also

a Cylon and doesn't have necessarily a

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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well now that was depressing: Like,

these are, you know, we talk, we, when

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we look at back at season one, Boomer

had memories of, like, stuff that did not

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RSVPD: Well, yeah.

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I wondered if, like, if being here

he could be getting some sort of a

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transmission from something, and so

he's remembering someone … He's

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experiencing it as they experienced

it, but he doesn't know that.

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He thinks he's experi-

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well now that was depressing:

Inner light style?

408

:

RSVPD: Yeah, yeah.

409

:

Especially because of something that

happens at the end of this episode, I

410

:

really wonder if that's what's happening.

411

:

But we can talk about

that when we get there.

412

:

well now that was depressing: That is,

that is the reason why I, I bring it up

413

:

RSVPD: Yeah

414

:

well now that was depressing: because it

colors that conversation at the end of

415

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

416

:

well now that was depressing: and

Leoban continue to go through wreckage.

417

:

Uh,

418

:

RSVPD: Yeah

419

:

well now that was depressing: is like,

"Hey you might not like the answers

420

:

you're gonna find if we keep going.

421

:

Like, this might not

be good for us to do."

422

:

And she's all like, "Am I not

gonna like the answers or are

423

:

you not gonna like the answers?"

424

:

And he's all like, the answer is both.

425

:

It can be

426

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

427

:

Mm-hmm

428

:

well now that was depressing:

And my-- it's like, I-- it's

429

:

like, "We'll find out if we keep

430

:

RSVPD: Yeah

431

:

well now that was depressing: one,

the other, or both is definitely

432

:

RSVPD: Yeah, Leoben's just all of a

sudden, Leoben who, like, had this,

433

:

like, special destiny thing where you

gotta find out answers and you gotta

434

:

do your thing, all of a sudden he's

like, "Uh, maybe it's fine, really.

435

:

Like, maybe it's fine.

436

:

Maybe we don't need answers to anything.

437

:

Maybe we should just

438

:

well now that was depressing: I mean,

439

:

RSVPD: hang out."

440

:

well now that was depressing: knows what's

gonna happen when he starts realizing

441

:

that there's more and more wreckage here.

442

:

RSVPD: Uh-huh

443

:

well now that was depressing: I think

there's one-- in his mind, the obvious

444

:

conclusion is the one they happen upon,

445

:

RSVPD: Uh-huh.

446

:

well now that was depressing:

which we'll have, get to in a

447

:

RSVPD: Yeah

448

:

well now that was depressing: but

before that, Lee looks at empty

449

:

pilot seats as Dee comes in.

450

:

He has a hard time how he's

going to tell the quorum the news

451

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

452

:

Everyone is doing a lot

of feeling bad here.

453

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

454

:

RSVPD: Lee's like, "I can't believe

all these pilots sacrificed their

455

:

lives, and we get here and it's this."

456

:

Dee tells him, you know, "You

just need to tell them the truth.

457

:

Like, they need to hear the truth

right now, and they need to hear it

458

:

from you because you're Dad's son and

you're starting to take things over."

459

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

460

:

RSVPD: and then he's like, "Hey,

do you wanna maybe go get a drink?"

461

:

And she's like, "Yeah, sure.

462

:

Okay."

463

:

well now that was depressing: It's a date.

464

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

465

:

Girl, no.

466

:

Okay.

467

:

But

468

:

well now that was depressing: After

this we go back down to the planet

469

:

where Kara finds her Viper's cockpit and

that double roasted Starbucks inside of

470

:

RSVPD: Hmm, that was a pretty good joke,

471

:

well now that was depressing:

That's, that is Ben's joke.

472

:

1000% we recorded LTO this morning, and

he's all like, "Oh, you're on this one?

473

:

Here's the joke."

474

:

And I'm all like, "That's, that's

better than the espresso roast

475

:

Starbucks joke I had in my notes

because it's their company slogan.

476

:

So I'm taking your joke, Ben."

477

:

And I wasn't planning on giving

him credit, but since you called

478

:

it out as a Good, joke, he

479

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

480

:

well now that was depressing:

the res- reward he

481

:

RSVPD: good job, Ben.

482

:

Yeah.

483

:

well now that was depressing:

Good joke, Ben

484

:

RSVPD: yeah.

485

:

It's got Kira's dog tags.

486

:

It seems to be his bucks all right.

487

:

Um,

488

:

well now that was depressing: wedding

489

:

RSVPD: yeah.

490

:

And Leoben starts kind of being upset.

491

:

I uh, Leoben's hard for me 'cause I

don't always know what's happening

492

:

in that crazy, crazy brain of his.

493

:

well now that was depressing: Not much.

494

:

RSVPD: right?

495

:

But he's like, "Man, I was

wrong about Earth," and he's

496

:

kind of freaked out about it.

497

:

And then Starbuck tells him about the

hybrid saying that she was the harbinger

498

:

of death and would destroy them.

499

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

500

:

RSVPD: and Leoben,

501

:

well now that was depressing:

like, "She said

502

:

RSVPD: yeah, I don't know

how Leoben didn't know.

503

:

well now that was depressing:

said that, bro?"

504

:

RSVPD: I guess, I guess he wasn't

in the room when that was said.

505

:

And

506

:

well now that was depressing: He must

507

:

RSVPD: I could see Starbuck

508

:

well now that was depressing: have been

509

:

RSVPD: keeping that

one close to the chest.

510

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

511

:

RSVPD: starts backing away and

freaks out, and is that the last

512

:

we see of him in this episode?

513

:

I think it might be.

514

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

515

:

RSVPD: so well, she scared Leoben.

516

:

Congratulations.

517

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

518

:

It finally

519

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

520

:

But Anders is gonna have his, what

did you call this, psychometry moment?

521

:

well now that was depressing:

Psychometry, yeah.

522

:

When he finds a guitar neck and

he hears the song as he plays

523

:

RSVPD: yeah.

524

:

he he starts singing it and

he's like, "Yeah, I know this."

525

:

Uh, He finds Tyrell over, still

sitting by the wall thinking about

526

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

527

:

RSVPD: having died, and Tory's like,

"Yeah, you played that song for all of us.

528

:

I remember it."

529

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

530

:

Tyrrell, and Sam T.

531

:

Anders have this conversation about

remembering things on Earth, not

532

:

the 2,000 years in between then

533

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

534

:

And, and Tyrrell's telling

them, "I died here."

535

:

And Anders is like, "Well, if

you died, how are we alive?"

536

:

And none of us know.

537

:

We have no idea

538

:

well now that was depressing: After

this we see Rosalyn burning a book

539

:

of Pythia not because she thinks

it's bullshit but she realized it was

540

:

actually an anti-authoritarian text

this whole time and was satire and not

541

:

a guide like "1984", so now it's banned

542

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

543

:

Um, she's, she's really losing it.

544

:

We saw in the LTO the last time

on that, Alosha was talking about

545

:

Pythia to her, and she's feeling

a kind of a way about Pythia.

546

:

and Adama's trying to convince her

while she's, like, sitting there

547

:

with her lighter lighting the pages

on fire, that they've got to do

548

:

something for morale which as we

see here in a few minutes yeah, I

549

:

think somebody should do something.

550

:

Um, but Rosalyn can't, she c- can't even

go to her cancer treatment right now.

551

:

She's,

552

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

553

:

RSVPD: she's ready to spiral into

the abyss because, um, she says,

554

:

"You never should've listened to

me when I said we needed to run.

555

:

you should've just stayed and fought."

556

:

And I'm sitting here like, okay, I

understand we're all feeling kinds

557

:

of ways right now, but we thought

this was our one hope, and it

558

:

turns out it's full of radiation.

559

:

But the people would've just

been dead a lot faster if

560

:

he'd turned around and fought

561

:

well now that was depressing: Yes

562

:

RSVPD: all those people that

have died on the way here,

563

:

they would've just died faster

564

:

well now that was depressing:

Probably, yeah.

565

:

I mean, it's uh, unlikely that, you

know, like, Pegasus would've been able

566

:

to just defeat the Cylons or something.

567

:

Like,

568

:

RSVPD: Yeah

569

:

well now that was depressing:

none of, none of the other

570

:

stuff would've gone down.

571

:

I don't think that, like, Galactica

could carry out that fight

572

:

RSVPD: Yeah

573

:

well now that was depressing:

It's, it's good at running.

574

:

It's guns for five seconds and

575

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

576

:

well now that was depressing:

Prolonged engagements historically

577

:

have not gone well for the

578

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

579

:

So I, I get that everything is pretty

bleak right now, and I don't wanna, like,

580

:

step on that for any of our characters,

but I think they should still have some

581

:

pride in what they've accomplished.

582

:

But they don't.

583

:

We're all very sad.

584

:

We're all very sad right now.

585

:

I get it

586

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

587

:

Starbuck gives herse-

herself a Jedi funeral.

588

:

Yeah

589

:

RSVPD: I was kind of annoyed at that

590

:

well now that was depressing: Oh,

burn, gotta burn that evidence

591

:

RSVPD: I guess.

592

:

I mean

593

:

well now that was depressing: This is

100% what I would do in this situation

594

:

RSVPD: I don't know what I would

do in this situation, but I mean

595

:

well now that was depressing:

It's not like, "Eh."

596

:

often do you get to go

to your own funeral?

597

:

That doesn't happen for most people.

598

:

I'm here for

599

:

RSVPD: I wanna know how, and if

you just burn the thing up, you've

600

:

destroyed part of your link to how

601

:

well now that was depressing: She knows

she's not gonna like any answer she gets

602

:

RSVPD: I guess.

603

:

Yeah

604

:

well now that was depressing:

So what does it fucking

605

:

RSVPD: Hmm.

606

:

I don't know.

607

:

The how matters to me, but

I'm not Starbuck, clearly

608

:

well now that was depressing:

And then after this we see

609

:

Lady Li laughing in a hallway.

610

:

Li's repeating his speech

that he gave for Di and the

611

:

audience 'cause we didn't get to

612

:

RSVPD: Oh, yes

613

:

well now that was depressing:

and she's quoting it back at

614

:

him a little bit here and there.

615

:

says it was a great date, a lot of

fun, heads into her quarters, and

616

:

Gaeta is like, "You're glowing,

smiling, just looks, you know, look…

617

:

You look like this

picture of you as a kid."

618

:

She's like, "I don't even know

who that person is anymore,"

619

:

looks at the photos, then pulls

out her sidearm and kills herself

620

:

Yeah.

621

:

Um,

622

:

RSVPD: I don't know

how to talk about that.

623

:

There's no jokes, obviously, Ab.

624

:

well now that was depressing: there's

625

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

626

:

well now that was depressing: here.

627

:

yeah, it's uh, as I said in the content

warning, like, you know, talk to people.

628

:

You know, it's like this

is, this is so heavy.

629

:

It's like I don't even know

what to f- there's not a

630

:

whole lot to say about it, you

631

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

632

:

well now that was depressing:

Um, she had a good time.

633

:

realized that things were never

going to be better than this

634

:

moment decided to call it.

635

:

And that's the only way this works out

in my brain meats that's so fucking sad

636

:

RSVPD: I wonder what it means

from the show that we don't see

637

:

Lee give the rousing speech.

638

:

Like Adama we see give a rousing

speech, but Lee is very proud

639

:

of his speech, and so is she.

640

:

She's like, "Oh, yes, it was good."

641

:

but we don't actually

see it as the audience.

642

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

643

:

RSVPD: I wonder if that's the show,

like, making a nod to that things

644

:

are so dark that we're not even gonna

645

:

Like, the speech can't do anything for

anybody, even though it's apparently very

646

:

good, so we're not even gonna show it

647

:

well now that was depressing: I

mean, I'm sure from a production

648

:

standpoint that's part of it.

649

:

You've already got the tonal

whiplash of the happy date and

650

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

651

:

well now that was depressing: to

try and give you a little bit of

652

:

hope in general in the fleet just

to take it away even further in the

653

:

following scene might have felt cruel.

654

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

655

:

I, I feel like it, it's, it's got

some meaning in it, that we've seen

656

:

Dad give rousing speeches, and people

have rallied around Dad's thing.

657

:

And Lee tries it, and even though

it seems to have gone over well with

658

:

the audience, 'cause I, I think it

was just a speech for the Quorum.

659

:

I don't know if it was

a speech for everybody.

660

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

661

:

Dee clearly heard it, so it must have

662

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

663

:

well now that was depressing: somewhere

664

:

RSVPD: Or she could have been

present as, like, military

665

:

personnel i- in this quorum speech.

666

:

well now that was depressing: officer,

so she probably hears everything

667

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

668

:

well now that was depressing:

chatter-wise, any broadcasts like

669

:

RSVPD: But it's clearly, like, not

the same impact as a dad speech that

670

:

we've had many times where we've pulled

together after Dad addresses everyone.

671

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm

672

:

RSVPD: Yeah uh, Seelix - is

it Seelix who runs in here?

673

:

I think

674

:

well now that was depressing:

Selax runs in quickly and

675

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

676

:

well now that was depressing:

follows closely

677

:

RSVPD: Yeah, Gaeta's, like, screaming for

a medic, and that's what makes it so…

678

:

'Cause we know Felix is a medic, or

she's had medic training, and the

679

:

fact that Gaeta's still screaming

for one and Felix is, knows there's

680

:

nothing to, to do is just really sad.

681

:

It makes it really sad

682

:

well now that was depressing: Yes.

683

:

We cut over to the morgue

where Lee and Bill stand over

684

:

Dee's body trying to make sense

685

:

RSVPD: It's been 45 minutes

686

:

well now that was depressing: Yep.

687

:

Adama is drunk.

688

:

Uh, You can tell from this.

689

:

he offers Lee some, he passes.

690

:

Lee leaves and Bill starts

weeping, responsibility for this

691

:

and everyone's current status.

692

:

He heads out with motivation.

693

:

He's got a stride.

694

:

He gets a sidearm off of

a Marine in the hallway.

695

:

RSVPD: People are

fighting in this hallway.

696

:

We have crew members…

697

:

well now that was depressing: in shambles

698

:

RSVPD: members, like, holding each

other, but there's two that are actively

699

:

having a fist fight that Adama just

walks past, doesn't give a fuck.

700

:

That is not the dad we know

701

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

702

:

He heads to Ty's quarters, opens

up his locker, grabs another

703

:

gun and some whiskey, throws it

all on the table, and sits down.

704

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

705

:

He's got some mean things to say to Ty

706

:

well now that was depressing:

He asks if Ty was programmed

707

:

specifically to get close to him.

708

:

Like, were you programmed with the things

that I find admirable in people to make

709

:

sure that I would be susceptible to you,

710

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

711

:

well now that was depressing:

to want you to be my

712

:

RSVPD: Was our friendship

just programmed to you?

713

:

and then he goads him with some

Ellen stuff, mean things about Ellen.

714

:

well now that was depressing: Yep.

715

:

Until Saul pulls a pistol out of

anger, and then Bill points his

716

:

pistol at himself instead of Saul

717

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

718

:

well now that was depressing:

begs him to kill him.

719

:

"Just do it.

720

:

Do it, you coward.

721

:

Fucking kill me.

722

:

Please kill me."

723

:

Yeah.

724

:

RSVPD: Yeah, I there's, there's not a

lot to say about that either, except I

725

:

do feel like this is kind of a turning

point for Saul maybe, 'cause I feel

726

:

like we have seen a lot of fuck around

from this member of the fuck around

727

:

four throughout the whole series.

728

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

729

:

RSVPD: And he actually has some good

points when we come back from commercial

730

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

731

:

So Ty's like, once it's clear, it's

all like, "That's why you came here.

732

:

You didn't come here to talk.

733

:

You came here because you wanna

die, and you are too chicken

734

:

shit to do it yourself, Bill.

735

:

So I'm not gonna do it for you.

736

:

You're gonna have to do it yourself."

737

:

He puts the pistol down, unloads it.

738

:

Unloads it, drops the clip, and

the second Bill puts the other

739

:

gun down, he does the same.

740

:

He grabs it off the table,

unloads it, pulls the clip.

741

:

Just like very like nonchalantly, they

don't address it at all, but it is

742

:

1000% the correct thing to do in that

743

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

744

:

well now that was depressing:

So points to Saul for that one.

745

:

Saul also says the words that

they need to stop drinking.

746

:

RSVPD: Yeah

747

:

well now that was depressing:

He's like, "I think we've had

748

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm

749

:

well now that was depressing:

I'm not drinking anymore."

750

:

Like, "Stop trying to pour me whiskey.

751

:

This is

752

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

753

:

well now that was depressing:

This is clearly too far."

754

:

And he-- Bill just grabs some more and

755

:

RSVPD: Yeah, he does.

756

:

He does

757

:

well now that was depressing: In a mirror

of a similar scene we had with the two

758

:

of them when Ty was deep in the bottle

759

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

760

:

Yeah.

761

:

I just realized something.

762

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

763

:

RSVPD: Is Saul Tigh

gonna become Cylon Dad?

764

:

I mean, I guess Cavill is

of a similar age, probably

765

:

well now that was depressing:

Um, it depends on what you

766

:

consider age for the Cylons.

767

:

RSVPD: Sure.

768

:

If we're just, like, looking at them and

human age, I would guess that Saltai is

769

:

actually much older than Cavil because

of the 2,000 years ago business perhaps.

770

:

well now that was depressing:

I'm, I'm nodding and

771

:

RSVPD: yeah.

772

:

well now that was depressing: here.

773

:

RSVPD: it's possible, I would

think, 'cause I don't know.

774

:

Here's an- here's the thing we don't know

yet too from this episode is, like, are

775

:

any of the other Cylons getting anything?

776

:

Like, if it's this transmission thing,

you know, maybe Six gets a transmission

777

:

of some memories or something.

778

:

But we don't hear from the

significant Sevens that are

779

:

here if they're getting anything

780

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah, Leoben

doesn't have a moment when he's out with

781

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

782

:

well now that was depressing:

We see a Six and a Sharon on

783

:

the surface briefly at points.

784

:

Uh, We have a moment with

Deanna at the end of the

785

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

786

:

well now that was depressing:

We don't see any of that for any

787

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

788

:

So if we're taking the show at face value

right now, and they were definitely here

789

:

and they're remembering real things that

happened to them, then yes, Saltai is dad

790

:

'cause he's a- he's been around, his model

at least has been around longer than the

791

:

Psilons or the significant seven Psilons.

792

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

793

:

RSVPD: but interesting.

794

:

He's, he's actually behaving more,

more like dad in this moment,

795

:

telling, telling him, telling Adama,

"We, we can't keep doing this.

796

:

We can't go in the bottle."

797

:

And Adama tells a little story about

going fox hunting with his uncle when

798

:

he was a child, and that some of the

foxes would run and some would fight,

799

:

well now that was depressing: Some

800

:

RSVPD: and then some of them would

just go into the river and float

801

:

out to sea and give up, I guess.

802

:

I don't know if this is a

real fox behavior or not.

803

:

I should Google it 'cause I'm like,

"Where's this story coming from?"

804

:

Like, is that a real thing?

805

:

well now that was depressing:

it's about, it's about the

806

:

reactions, the fight or flight,

807

:

RSVPD: Uh-huh.

808

:

well now that was depressing:

Um, there is a third

809

:

RSVPD: Yeah, freeze.

810

:

well now that was depressing:

freeze, that's exactly what it is.

811

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

812

:

well now that was depressing: So,

this will come up again later.

813

:

as Ty reminds Adama, they don't

have the luxury here to freeze,

814

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

815

:

well now that was depressing:

That they have a ship to run.

816

:

RSVPD: Yep, we can't

817

:

well now that was depressing:

And then we see Lee updating

818

:

the president's whiteboard.

819

:

I don't know if you caught it.

820

:

There was not a survivor count.

821

:

There was no theme this episode

822

:

RSVPD: There was no theme this episode.

823

:

You're right

824

:

well now that was depressing:

there was no theme this episode.

825

:

There was no survivor count this episode,

that Lee can be the one to update

826

:

RSVPD: I totally missed

the updating, actually.

827

:

I was probably making notes.

828

:

Do you wanna tell me what it says?

829

:

well now that was depressing: He

drops it down from 39 thou- to 39,650.

830

:

We see him just erase one on the board.

831

:

RSVPD: Oh, D

832

:

well now that was depressing: But this

is actually down 15 since last episode.

833

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

834

:

well now that was depressing:

There has not been any combat.

835

:

The implication being that all

15 of these people are suicides

836

:

RSVPD: Ope

837

:

Yeah.

838

:

I mean, I suppose it makes sense He

also didn't add the Cylons as survivors

839

:

well now that was depressing: No.

840

:

Well, they're-- the count's

841

:

RSVPD: The a species.

842

:

Yeah, yeah

843

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

844

:

Cylons typically can't have

845

:

RSVPD: I was gonna say though,

like they could be part of your

846

:

gene pool if you think creatively.

847

:

well now that was depressing:

Hmm, we'll see.

848

:

so Starbuck is there on Colonial One.

849

:

She goes to Lee and he's like, "Hey

uh, you didn't find the source of the

850

:

signal, which is a bummer, but it's

not like anything weirder happened down

851

:

there, so let me tell you about Dee."

852

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

853

:

well now that was depressing:

Yeah, doesn't even get the

854

:

RSVPD: I kinda have a feeling we're

gonna have a couple episodes of

855

:

this where Starbuck gets really

close to talking to Lee about stuff,

856

:

but something else gets in the way

857

:

well now that was depressing: You

mean just like anytime Starbucks

858

:

had anything important to

859

:

RSVPD: Uh-huh.

860

:

Uh-huh.

861

:

We're just gonna keep hitting that note

862

:

well now that was depressing:

this has happened before, and

863

:

all of it's happened again.

864

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm

865

:

well now that was depressing:

You thought it was Broad Strokes.

866

:

No, it's Starbucks bullshit.

867

:

RSVPD: mean, I can see why uh,

Lee does preempt whatever she's

868

:

gonna say 'cause yeah, pretty…

869

:

Like, do we even know…

870

:

They were divorced, right?

871

:

well now that was depressing: Lee

872

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

873

:

Okay.

874

:

'Cause he made the joke about she

gets to keep the house or whatever.

875

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

876

:

RSVPD: but still

877

:

well now that was depressing:

I mean, we don't really know

878

:

what that entails in colonial

879

:

RSVPD: True.

880

:

well now that was depressing:

It could be a lot simpler.

881

:

It could be impossible given

the state of their legal

882

:

RSVPD: Yeah

883

:

well now that was depressing: We don't

know what status their marriage held

884

:

in state, in their state of the legal

885

:

RSVPD: Yeah

886

:

well now that was depressing:

Like, are they bothering with

887

:

that level of paperwork right now?

888

:

not like anyone's paying taxes or

889

:

RSVPD: Right

890

:

well now that was depressing:

minutia that you normally have,

891

:

need that pile of paperwork

892

:

RSVPD: Uh-huh.

893

:

well now that was depressing:

Not worried about getting her on

894

:

your insurance or something like,

895

:

RSVPD: Mm-hmm, as we, we cut to Adama,

we see that he's, he's, like, walking

896

:

through the halls, and someone has

painted "frak Earth" in the hallway.

897

:

So, like, there is no

discipline right now.

898

:

There is no order.

899

:

well now that was depressing: None

900

:

RSVPD: and Adama goes to CIC and

orders Gaeta to look for star systems.

901

:

He tells Hoshi to call the

base ship and let them know

902

:

that we're gonna be moving on.

903

:

and then he addresses the crew

to a big montage of sadness

904

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

905

:

Right before that, he tells Gaeta

to look for G, F, or K class worlds

906

:

RSVPD: Okay

907

:

well now that was depressing:

and invite the Cylons to join

908

:

RSVPD: Yeah.

909

:

Gaeta doesn't…

910

:

I think Gaeta has a moment with that.

911

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

912

:

RSVPD: know

913

:

well now that was depressing:

Oh, and Hoshi steps in for D

914

:

RSVPD: Yes.

915

:

Mm-hmm

916

:

well now that was depressing:

That's important for his character

917

:

RSVPD: Yeah

918

:

well now that was depressing: Ty is on the

surface packing up everything, and Tiana

919

:

is going to stay put because she'd rather

die here alone than deal with Cavill.

920

:

Same girl

921

:

RSVPD: I mean, yeah.

922

:

I guess I would do the same thing.

923

:

Yeah, she says, "I, I wanna

die with my ancestors."

924

:

Um, she tells Ty, like, "Hey, do

you ever wanna stop fighting this?

925

:

Do you ever just wanna

926

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

927

:

RSVPD: walk out into the sea?"

928

:

well now that was depressing: of time.

929

:

Yeah

930

:

RSVPD: Like those, like those foxes

that Adama was talking about, do

931

:

you just wanna float out to sea?

932

:

And Ty's like, "Hmm, I might try that."

933

:

So he goes and he walks out

into the water, and uh, he finds

934

:

a piece of something, right?

935

:

Like a little piece of a

locker or something, and has

936

:

his own vision, psychometry

937

:

well now that was depressing: d- he does.

938

:

He has a moment of psychometry where

he experiences Earth in the past, and

939

:

as the nukes are dropping, he tries to

save Ellen from some falling debris,

940

:

and he knows now, he says it, that

she is the fifth of the final five

941

:

RSVPD: Yes.

942

:

She tells him as he's trying

to save her that, "Don't

943

:

worry, everything is in place.

944

:

We will be reborn."

945

:

well now that was depressing: Yep

946

:

RSVPD: Huh.

947

:

well now that was depressing:

I wasn't gonna call that out.

948

:

I was gonna see if you

949

:

RSVPD: I did.

950

:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

951

:

well now that was depressing: Okay

952

:

RSVPD: so let's talk about that

953

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

954

:

' RSVPD: Cause the sh-

955

:

well now that was depressing: Let's

956

:

RSVPD: the show seems,

957

:

well now that was depressing:

I can't talk about it.

958

:

What do you wanna talk about?

959

:

RSVPD: well the show seems to be

wanting to me, me to believe two

960

:

things, or at least be struggling

with two things right now.

961

:

One, Saul Tigh has this vision,

and Ellen was the fifth Cylon,

962

:

the fifth and final Cylon.

963

:

Two, Starbuck found her own

corpse on the planet, but she is

964

:

a live being, so perhaps she is

also the fifth and final Cylon.

965

:

Like, there's only supposed

to be one left, but you've

966

:

given me two possibilities.

967

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

968

:

RSVPD: So, hmm.

969

:

Don't know what to do with that.

970

:

Except we did just have the conversation

when Tyril experienced his death,

971

:

that maybe they, maybe Sol is

experiencing something that's going

972

:

to lead him down a wrong rabbit hole

973

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm

974

:

RSVPD: Where he thinks that it

was Ellen, that, that he and Ellen

975

:

were actually there and died.

976

:

or it could be that they, he just got

some kind of signal and he's got someone

977

:

else's memories and that wasn't that.

978

:

Or the show wants me to be struggling

with thinking Starbuck is also a Cylon.

979

:

She could be super secret 13th Cylon.

980

:

I could be right about that, that there

is super secret 13th Cylon, and it's just

981

:

not Roslin like I've been harping on.

982

:

I, I mean, if Ellen was really fifth Cylon

when Deanna had her vision in the opera

983

:

house, it was in the opera house, right?

984

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

985

:

Yeah

986

:

RSVPD: she apologizes to someone.

987

:

It could make sense that she was

apologizing to either Ty or Ellen

988

:

because, like, they did some

horrible shit to Ty or, you know, she

989

:

probably knows that Ty killed Ellen

990

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

991

:

RSVPD: they probably knew stuff

on the surface about things.

992

:

Or she probably at least knows that Cavil

was, like, sexually exploiting Ellen.

993

:

So,

994

:

well now that was depressing: Yeah

995

:

RSVPD: That would also be

an apologizing worthy thing.

996

:

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm.

997

:

RSVPD: So it could really be Ellen

is the fifth and final Cylon.

998

:

I guess I, I could headcanon

it around right now.

999

:

In which case,

:

00:43:37,261 --> 00:43:38,731

well now that was depressing:

Seems a little anticlimactic,

:

00:43:38,912 --> 00:43:39,872

RSVPD: it does.

:

00:43:40,406 --> 00:43:44,496

the show really wants me to think

that Starbuck is also one, which

:

00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:48,066

makes me just, like, in my contrarian

nature, lean harder in the other

:

00:43:48,066 --> 00:43:49,736

way, that no, Starbuck is human.

:

00:43:52,836 --> 00:43:55,006

I can-- it could embarrass me later.

:

00:43:55,046 --> 00:43:56,326

That's entirely possible.

:

00:43:56,366 --> 00:43:56,816

But

:

00:43:56,976 --> 00:43:57,386

well now that was depressing: Yeah

:

00:43:57,455 --> 00:44:01,975

RSVPD: the, the show has given us

these two things that it's also

:

00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:07,315

telling it me can- cannot be both

true at the same time, unless there's

:

00:44:07,315 --> 00:44:11,005

the secret, super secret 13th Cylon.

:

00:44:11,005 --> 00:44:18,270

So I'm interested to see how that resolves

Because it seems strange right now.

:

00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:21,087

And I told Aaron last night, I

was like, "You know, remember

:

00:44:21,087 --> 00:44:24,757

how I really wanted it to be that

Saul and Ellen were both humans?

:

00:44:25,257 --> 00:44:27,677

Because I thought it was more

interesting if they were just

:

00:44:27,677 --> 00:44:30,217

two super messy humans who,

:

00:44:30,454 --> 00:44:30,464

well now that was depressing: Mm-hmm

:

00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:33,927

RSVPD: you know, just have a whole

bunch of shit going on, and one of

:

00:44:33,927 --> 00:44:36,187

them's not, like, the evil thing."

:

00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,147

You know, 'cause Cylons

are supposed to be evil.

:

00:44:38,207 --> 00:44:39,927

They're just both bad.

:

00:44:40,897 --> 00:44:43,527

I'm like, the show is really

telling me right now that they're

:

00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:45,097

both two super messy Cylons

:

00:44:47,377 --> 00:44:50,477

instead of the two super

messy humans that I wanted.

:

00:44:50,567 --> 00:44:51,637

So, all right.

:

00:44:53,027 --> 00:44:53,707

Mm.

:

00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:55,367

We'll see if that sticks.

:

00:44:55,427 --> 00:44:56,147

We'll see if it sticks

:

00:44:56,456 --> 00:44:56,856

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

:

00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:58,001

All right.

:

00:44:58,171 --> 00:45:01,531

Well, it's time to rate this episode

on a scale of one to 12 colonies

:

00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:02,776

RSVPD: Hmm.

:

00:45:03,346 --> 00:45:07,151

Hmm I had two Fuck This

episodes this season

:

00:45:07,681 --> 00:45:08,001

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

:

00:45:08,094 --> 00:45:10,314

RSVPD: used, I used one of them, right?

:

00:45:11,064 --> 00:45:11,914

I think we did.

:

00:45:12,074 --> 00:45:12,734

I think I did.

:

00:45:13,267 --> 00:45:14,527

You want better for Dee.

:

00:45:14,547 --> 00:45:15,447

You really do

:

00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:16,976

well now that was depressing: You do.

:

00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:17,976

She deserves better.

:

00:45:19,156 --> 00:45:23,986

You feel for her in ways that like,

are important because it means that

:

00:45:23,986 --> 00:45:26,956

you're a human being empathizing

with a television show, and you're

:

00:45:26,956 --> 00:45:28,466

experiencing the art and stuff.

:

00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:32,416

And like from a, like, I have to

experience this from over my own

:

00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:36,606

shoulder kind of perspective otherwise

I'll be too sad, and I know that.

:

00:45:37,506 --> 00:45:38,396

that's kinda where I'm at

:

00:45:38,571 --> 00:45:41,516

RSVPD: Yeah I mean, I'm very compelled.

:

00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,716

It did that thing again where it raised

a whole bunch of questions and I'm

:

00:45:44,716 --> 00:45:46,556

like, "Ah, I have to keep watching.

:

00:45:46,556 --> 00:45:47,636

I need to know more answers."

:

00:45:47,865 --> 00:45:48,235

well now that was depressing: Yep

:

00:45:48,326 --> 00:45:48,866

RSVPD: believe…

:

00:45:49,606 --> 00:45:53,606

I- see, if we, again, if we had

tried to take our break here and we

:

00:45:53,606 --> 00:45:58,476

had that whole month where we didn't

watch show and didn't record, that

:

00:45:58,476 --> 00:46:01,836

would've been hard a- after this one.

:

00:46:02,746 --> 00:46:05,076

Ugh, I'm so glad we didn't do that

:

00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:07,395

well now that was depressing: Not

as hard as the fucking year and a

:

00:46:07,395 --> 00:46:09,665

half we had in between in real life

:

00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:10,526

RSVPD: Yeah.

:

00:46:10,766 --> 00:46:12,496

I'm so glad I wasn't

paying attention then.

:

00:46:15,437 --> 00:46:17,517

I give it a 10, I guess.

:

00:46:17,997 --> 00:46:18,837

I'm compelled.

:

00:46:19,067 --> 00:46:22,477

I, I just, I'm afraid if I say, "Fuck this

episode," something worse is gonna happen

:

00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:24,740

well now that was depressing:

Nah, I'm not.

:

00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,650

Fuck this

:

00:46:25,935 --> 00:46:26,415

RSVPD: Okay.

:

00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:29,050

well now that was depressing:

Fuck this episode.

:

00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,260

Fuck this episode.

:

00:46:31,450 --> 00:46:32,530

Fuck this

:

00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:35,989

RSVPD: It looks like he was

gonna throw his chair, guys.

:

00:46:35,989 --> 00:46:37,469

He didn't throw his chair, thank God

:

00:46:38,426 --> 00:46:39,446

well now that was depressing:

Was that too much?

:

00:46:39,476 --> 00:46:39,996

I don't know.

:

00:46:40,046 --> 00:46:40,906

Fuck this episode.

:

00:46:41,526 --> 00:46:42,306

Oh, did I scare you?

:

00:46:42,306 --> 00:46:43,396

I'm sorry, Puffin.

:

00:46:43,396 --> 00:46:43,836

It's okay,

:

00:46:43,981 --> 00:46:45,511

RSVPD: He scared the dog

:

00:46:45,596 --> 00:46:46,176

well now that was depressing: okay.

:

00:46:46,526 --> 00:46:47,836

I scared the dog.

:

00:46:47,876 --> 00:46:49,406

God, now I'm a bad person.

:

00:46:49,616 --> 00:46:51,056

It's okay, Puffin, come here.

:

00:46:51,366 --> 00:46:52,256

Oh, come here, girl.

:

00:46:52,286 --> 00:46:52,886

It's okay.

:

00:46:52,886 --> 00:46:53,786

Dad's not mad.

:

00:46:53,966 --> 00:46:55,176

No, Dad was doing a bit.

:

00:46:55,176 --> 00:46:56,076

It's called comedy.

:

00:46:56,076 --> 00:46:57,096

You don't understand.

:

00:46:57,096 --> 00:46:57,796

It's okay.

:

00:46:58,106 --> 00:46:58,456

Come on.

:

00:46:59,086 --> 00:46:59,476

It's okay.

:

00:47:00,016 --> 00:47:01,016

RSVPD: She's too worried

:

00:47:01,281 --> 00:47:01,521

well now that was depressing: Come on.

:

00:47:02,591 --> 00:47:03,131

It's okay.

:

00:47:03,141 --> 00:47:03,371

Who's

:

00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:05,144

RSVPD: Hello, puffin.

:

00:47:05,381 --> 00:47:05,711

well now that was depressing: a good

:

00:47:06,144 --> 00:47:08,034

RSVPD: It's okay, puffin

:

00:47:08,961 --> 00:47:10,061

well now that was depressing:

Yeah, okay, you can get down now.

:

00:47:11,751 --> 00:47:12,241

Yeah, but fuck

:

00:47:12,352 --> 00:47:12,842

RSVPD: Okay.

:

00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:16,302

You would know when the fuck

this episode is best deployed

:

00:47:19,518 --> 00:47:19,958

Yeah.

:

00:47:20,478 --> 00:47:21,988

I can, I can get behind that.

:

00:47:22,088 --> 00:47:24,298

Unless you think there's

something I wanna fuck later.

:

00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:28,761

well now that was depressing:

Judgment-free zone.

:

00:47:29,051 --> 00:47:31,071

Um, all right.

:

00:47:31,491 --> 00:47:40,041

Next up, we have:

Awards winner for Best Dramatic Web

:

00:47:40,072 --> 00:47:40,722

RSVPD: Oh

:

00:47:41,151 --> 00:47:43,691

well now that was depressing: Best

Writing for a Dramatic Web Series,

:

00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:47,151

and Best Male Actor in a Web Series to

:

00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:49,247

RSVPD: Yeah.

:

00:47:49,528 --> 00:47:50,358

well now that was depressing: Gaeta.

:

00:47:51,888 --> 00:47:56,888

Also nominated for a Best

Short Action Live Format

:

00:47:58,379 --> 00:47:58,969

RSVPD: Damn

:

00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:00,408

well now that was depressing:

"The Face of the Enemy."

:

00:48:00,908 --> 00:48:08,148

A joint human-Cylon mission has a FTL

failure causing a bad jump and the

:

00:48:08,148 --> 00:48:10,808

possibility that rescue is impossible.

:

00:48:11,489 --> 00:48:13,499

RSVPD: I don't know that I'd

call that a mission, but okay.

:

00:48:15,002 --> 00:48:15,362

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

:

00:48:16,624 --> 00:48:23,060

so this aired over five weeks

before previous episode aired Right.

:

00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:28,020

So this aired in between episodes

10 and 11 before 11 dropped,

:

00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:30,130

but takes place after this

:

00:48:30,429 --> 00:48:30,749

RSVPD: Yeah.

:

00:48:30,749 --> 00:48:31,189

Okay.

:

00:48:31,229 --> 00:48:31,649

Okay.

:

00:48:31,729 --> 00:48:32,559

I, I get ya

:

00:48:33,112 --> 00:48:37,152

well now that was depressing: So we moved

it to align with that in our watch order.

:

00:48:38,242 --> 00:48:43,742

it was put out in the five weeks before

the season premiere, and they did two

:

00:48:44,069 --> 00:48:44,489

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:48,982

well now that was depressing:

And this is one of the reasons

:

00:48:48,982 --> 00:48:50,722

that the writers' strike happened

:

00:48:50,819 --> 00:48:51,189

RSVPD: Oops.

:

00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:57,422

l now that was depressing: in:

was all of these, like, web series being

:

00:48:57,422 --> 00:49:00,732

classified as promotional materials

that residuals were never seen from

:

00:49:00,739 --> 00:49:01,009

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

:

00:49:01,009 --> 00:49:01,539

Mm-hmm

:

00:49:02,552 --> 00:49:05,812

well now that was depressing: And

this web series in particular was

:

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actually just completely unavailable

to watch outside of, like, it aired

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on, like, the Syfy Channel's website

for a minute, and then it came down,

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and then it didn't get released on

physical media for like six years

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RSVPD: Oop.

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well now that was depressing:

It was missing out of the,

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the season DVDs and stuff.

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It wasn't until they did a big

box set with everything that this

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was, like, available to watch.

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00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,112

So this was almost lost media.

:

00:49:30,712 --> 00:49:34,042

we've already watched it because

we're gonna record this episode in a

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RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

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00:49:35,062 --> 00:49:36,772

well now that was depressing: Um,

as soon as we're done talking here,

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00:49:36,852 --> 00:49:37,972

we're gonna start that one up.

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The best of the web

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RSVPD: Oh, yeah.

:

00:49:40,672 --> 00:49:40,992

well now that was depressing:

have to think

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00:49:41,077 --> 00:49:41,347

RSVPD: Mm-hmm.

:

00:49:41,782 --> 00:49:41,992

well now that was depressing: It's

:

00:49:42,017 --> 00:49:42,587

RSVPD: Compelling.

:

00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:43,742

well now that was depressing: Um,

:

00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:44,437

RSVPD: Concerning.

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00:49:44,462 --> 00:49:44,942

well now that was depressing: very good.

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00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:46,232

S- yeah.

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but we'll be talking about that week.

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Before we get there, we should

say thank you to Jeremy Siegel.

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I'm gonna say fuck this episode, but

I will always say thank you to you

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for doing our lovely theme music.

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Thanks so much for putting that together.

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You can find more of Jeremy's work

at jeremysiegel42.bandcamp.com.

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RSVPD: I will always say thank

you to Angry Duck Time Machine on

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00:50:08,975 --> 00:50:11,175

Instagram for our podcast artwork

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00:50:11,632 --> 00:50:12,822

well now that was depressing:

And I usually remember to

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00:50:12,822 --> 00:50:13,912

say thank you to Aaron.

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00:50:14,450 --> 00:50:15,240

Uh, I

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00:50:15,509 --> 00:50:16,989

RSVPD: thank you and an apology

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00:50:17,950 --> 00:50:19,610

well now that was depressing:

usually thank you and an apology

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00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,470

for editing this episode.

:

00:50:21,610 --> 00:50:26,441

Thanks so much for making me sound

coherent and I guess editing out

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00:50:26,601 --> 00:50:28,051

the screaming child sometimes.

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00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:30,610

RSVPD: Sometimes, but

maybe not this one time.

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well now that was depressing:

Maybe not this one time.

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00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:37,864

RSVPD: Ugh, and thanks, listener,

for being here with us on this crazy

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00:50:37,874 --> 00:50:42,234

journey that I think is about to

hit a breakneck pace to the end.

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00:50:43,104 --> 00:50:43,734

If you,

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00:50:44,115 --> 00:50:44,625

well now that was depressing:

It's gonna feel

:

00:50:44,774 --> 00:50:49,024

RSVPD: if you wanna talk about Battlestar

Galactica, you gotta get in here.

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00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:50,704

You gotta get in the Discord

:

00:50:51,132 --> 00:50:51,652

well now that was depressing: Yeah.

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00:50:51,842 --> 00:50:55,256

And if you wanna talk about what's

already happened, just say something.

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00:50:55,256 --> 00:50:59,296

We'll get you in spoiler town,

you can see everyone giving me

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00:50:59,296 --> 00:51:02,716

shit for almost spoiling things to

Laura for the last couple of years.

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00:51:04,349 --> 00:51:06,549

RSVPD: I can't wait till

I can also see that.

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00:51:07,153 --> 00:51:07,673

well now that was depressing: One day

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00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:09,506

RSVPD: All right

:

00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:10,929

well now that was depressing:

Probably once we're done with

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00:51:10,929 --> 00:51:12,609

the main series before we hit

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00:51:12,884 --> 00:51:13,274

RSVPD: Yeah.

:

00:51:13,369 --> 00:51:13,999

well now that was depressing: because

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00:51:14,084 --> 00:51:16,234

RSVPD: There won't be anything in

Capricorn we gotta worry about?

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00:51:16,424 --> 00:51:16,804

Okay.

:

00:51:16,969 --> 00:51:18,599

well now that was depressing:

about spoiling anything in Caprica.

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00:51:18,614 --> 00:51:20,074

RSVPD: Okay, cool.

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00:51:20,507 --> 00:51:22,137

We'll see you next week, internet.

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00:51:22,405 --> 00:51:22,705

well now that was depressing: Bye.

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