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Former rap royalty trades white suits for orange jumpsuits while his mansions get raided on two coasts. When your lifestyle makes The Godfather look like Peppa Pig, perhaps it's time to dial back the Instagram flexing.

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The justice system treats celebs like Diddy like rare Pokémon cards—handled with kid gloves until the collection gets too embarrassing. Meanwhile, regular folks get tossed into America's concrete motels for having pocket lint that resembles weed. When your net worth has more zeros than Congress's approval rating, the law becomes more of a suggestion than a boundary. Justice isn't blind—it's just checking bank accounts.