Alabama Bama’s back in the house, and this time we’re diving into some wild talk about the feds wanting to fast track research on psychedelics as treatments! Bama’s got a spicy take on that, saying it’s a bit late to the party—like, where was this back in '97 when she was hustling at Willie Nelson concerts? 😂 We get into some rib-tickling anecdotes, including her epic negotiation with a ceiling fan after a little too much... “experience.” Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for either party! 😂 So grab your snacks and join us for some laughs, sage advice on therapy over toads, and Bama’s latest wild adventures. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss this!
Takeaways:
Bama hilariously reminisces about her wild side hustle at Willie Nelson concerts back in the day.
We learn that negotiating with a ceiling fan can lead to some seriously trippy conversations.
Psychedelics might finally get a green light for therapy, but Bama's advice? Stick to therapy, not toads!
Bama's risky lunch plans involving day-old sushi could rival her toad-licking adventures.
There's nothing like a good ol' chat about psychedelic research to spice up a morning!
Life's about risks, but maybe not the ones involving questionable sushi or amphibians!
Transcripts
Speaker A:
Good morning.
Speaker A:
It's Haystack, and it's my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:
And Bama, have you heard about this thing?
Speaker A:
I talked about this a little bit yesterday.
Speaker A:
The federal government is talking about fast tracking research into using psychedelics as treatments.
Speaker B:
Oh, Haystack.
Speaker B:
Yeah, I heard all about it.
Speaker B:
And let me tell you, it's a little too little too late.
Speaker B:
That would have been real useful back in 97 when I was running my little side hustle out of the back of my cut lass in the parking lot of Willie Nelson concerts.
Speaker A:
Oh, no.
Speaker A:
I'm afraid to ask what that side hustle was.
Speaker B:
Yeah, you should be.
Speaker B:
But hey, I am all for illegalizing stuff now.
Speaker B:
Keep it safe, keep it clean.
Speaker B:
Maybe just don't approve licking the back of a toad.
Speaker A:
Well, now, that sounds oddly specific,.
Speaker B:
Because I done did it once.
Speaker B:
I ended up spending three hours negotiating with a ceiling fan.
Speaker B:
Hey, Stack, I was offering it visitation rights and everything.
Speaker A:
I don't.
Speaker A:
I don't think that's how any of that works.
Speaker B:
Well, I didn't either, but the fan was driving a hard Morgan.
Speaker A:
So I guess you're saying proceed with caution.
Speaker B:
I'm just saying maybe stick to therapy and leave the amphibians alone.
Speaker A:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker A:
That's probably sound advice.
Speaker B:
Well, anyway, I needs to go the truck stops got a deal on day old sushi, and I want to beat the lunch rush.
