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“The Wind in the Willows”, Chapter I, by Kenneth Grahame
5th August 2020 • The Voice of Dog • Rob MacWolf and guests
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To celebrate our 100th episode today’s story is something special: "The Wind in the Willows" by Kenneth Grahame, first published in 1908. Today’s story was selected by Rob MacWolf, and the public-domain text provided by Wikisource.

Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.

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You’re listening to the The Voice of Dog.

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I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,

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and to celebrate our one hundredth episode, today’s story is something special:

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"The Wind in the Willows"

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by Kenneth Grahame,

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first published in 1908.

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It was selected by Rob MacWolf,

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and the public-domain text provided by Wikisource.

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This chapter, the first,

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is about a frustrated mole’s coming-out of the burrow,

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daring to go beyond the familiar

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to find himself welcomed into a queer and wonderful new world,

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proud, I’m sure, with new friends,

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and great adventures,

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and it’s all about

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love. Please enjoy:

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Chapter I of "The Wind in the Willows"

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by Kenneth Grahame

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THE Mole had been working very hard all the morning,

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spring-cleaning his little home.

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First with brooms, then with dusters; then on ladders and steps and chairs,

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with a brush and a pail of whitewash;

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till he had dust in his throat and eyes, and splashes of white-wash all over his black fur,

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and an aching back and weary arms.

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Spring was moving in the air above

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and in the earth below and around him,

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penetrating even his dark and lowly little house

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with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.

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It was small wonder, then,

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that he suddenly flung down his brush on the floor,

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said 'Bother!' and 'O blow!'

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and also 'Hang spring-cleaning?'

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and bolted out of the house without even waiting to put on his coat.

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Something up above

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was calling him imperiously,

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and he made for the steep little tunnel which answered in his case

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to the gravelled

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carriage-drive owned by animals whose residences are nearer to the sun and air.

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So he scraped and scratched

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and scrabbled and scrooged

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and then he scrooged again

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and scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily with his little paws and muttering to himself, 'Up

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we go! Up we go!'

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till at last, pop!

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his snout came out into the sunlight,

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and he found himself rolling in the warm grass

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of a great meadow. 'This is fine?'

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he said to himself. 'This

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is better than whitewashing!'

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The sunshine struck hot on his fur,

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soft breezes caressed his heated brow,

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and after the seclusion of the cellarage he had lived in so long

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the carol of happy birds fell on his dulled hearing

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almost like a shout.

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jumping off all his four legs at once,

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in the joy of living

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and the delight of spring without its cleaning,

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he pursued his way across the meadow till he reached the hedge on the further side. 'Hold

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up!' said an elderly rabbit at the gap. 'Sixpence

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for the privilege of passing by the private road!'

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He was bowled over in an instant by the impatient and contemptuous Mole,

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who trotted along the side of the hedge

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chaffing the other rabbits as they

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peeped hurriedly from their holes to see what the row was about. 'Onion

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-sauce! Onion-sauce?'

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he remarked jeeringly,

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and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply.

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Then they all started grumbling at each other. 'How

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stupid you are!

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Why didn't you tell him ———' 'Well,

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why didn't you say

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———' 'You might have reminded him———' and so on,

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in the usual way; but,

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of course, it was then much too late,as

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is always the case.

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It all seemed too good to be true.

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Hither and thither through the meadows he rambled busily,

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along the hedgerows, across the copses,

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finding everywhere

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birds building, flowers budding,

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leaves thrusting—everything

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happy, and progressive,

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and occupied. And instead of having an uneasy conscience pricking

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him and whispering

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'whitewash!' he somehow

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could only feel how jolly it was

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to be the only idle dog among all these busy citizens.

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After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself,

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as to see all the other fellows busy working.

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He thought his happiness was complete

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when, as he meandered aimlessly along,

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suddenly he stood by the edge

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of a full-fed river.

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Never in his life had he seen a river before

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—this sleek, sinuous, full-bodied animal,

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chasing and chuckling,

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gripping things with a gurgle and leaving them with a laugh,

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to fling itself on fresh playmates that shook themselves free,

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and were caught and held again.

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All was a-shake and a-shiver

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—glints and gleams and sparkles, rustle and swirl,

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chatter and bubble.

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The Mole was bewitched,

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entranced, fascinated.

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By the side of the river he trotted as one trots, when very small,

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by the side of a man who holds one spell-bound by exciting stories;

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and when tired at last, he sat on the bank,

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while by the river still chattered on to him,

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a babbling procession of the

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best stories in the world,

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sent from the heart of the earth

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to be told at last

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to the insatiable sea.

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As he sat on the grass

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and looked across the river,

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a dark hole in the bank opposite,

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just above the water's edge, caught his eye,

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and dreamily he fell to considering what a nice snug dwelling-place it would make

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for an animal with

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few wants and fond of a bijou riverside residence, above

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flood level and remote from noise and dust.

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As he gazed, something bright and small seemed to twinkle down in the heart of it,

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vanished, then twinkled once more like a tiny star.

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But it could hardly be a star in such an unlikely situation;

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and it was too glittering and small for a glow-worm.

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Then, as he looked,

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it winked at him,

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and so declared itself to be an eye;

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and a small face began gradually to grow up round it,

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like a frame round a picture.

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A brown little face,

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with whiskers. A grave

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round face, with the same twinkle in its eye

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that had first attracted his notice.

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Small neat ears and thick silky hair.

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It was the Water Rat!

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Then the two animals stood and regarded each other cautiously. 'Hullo,

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Mole!' said the Water Rat. 'Hullo,

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Rat!' said the Mole. 'Would

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you like to come over?'

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enquired the Rat presently. 'Oh,

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its all very well to talk,' said the Mole, rather pettishly,

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he being new to a river and riverside life and its ways.

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The Rat said nothing,

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but steeped and unfastened a rope

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and hauled on it; then lightly stepped into a little boat

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which the Mole had not observed.

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It was painted blue outside and white within,

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and was just the size for two animals;

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and the Mole's whole heart went out to it at once,

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even though he did not yet fully understand its uses.

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The Rat sculled smartly across and made fast.

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Then he held up his forepaw as the Mole stepped gingerly down. 'Lean

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on that!' he said. 'New

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then, step lively?'

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and the Mole to his surprise and rapture

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found himself actually seated in the stern of a real beat. 'This

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has been a wonderful day!'

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said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls again. 'Do

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you know, I've never been in a boat before in all my life.' 'What?'

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cried the Rat, open—mouthed: 'Never

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been in a

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—you never—well I

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—what I have you been doing, then?' 'Is

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it so nice as all that?'

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asked the Mole shyly,

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though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat

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and surveyed the cushions,

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the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings,

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and felt the boat sway lightly under him. 'Nice?

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It's the only thing'

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said the Water Rat solemnly,

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as he leant forward for his stroke. 'Believe

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me, my young friend,

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there is nothing

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—absolute nothing

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—half so much worth doing

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as simply messing about in boats.

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Simply messing,' he went on dreamily: 'messing—about—in—boats;

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messing——' 'Look ahead, Rat!'

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cried the Mole suddenly.

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It was too late. The boat struck the bank full tilt.

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The dreamer, the joyous oarsman, lay on his back at the bottom of the boat,

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his heels in the air. '

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—about in boats—or with boats,'

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the Rat went on composedly,

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picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. 'In

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or out of 'em, it doesn't matter.

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Nothing seems really to matter, that's the charm of it.

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Whether you get away, or whether you don't;

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whether you arrive at your destination

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or whether you reach somewhere else,

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or whether you never get anywhere at all,

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you're always busy,

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and you never do anything in particular;

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and when you've done it

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there's always something else to do,

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and you can do it if you like, but you'd much better not.

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Look here! If you've really nothing else on hand this morning,

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supposing we drop down the river together,

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and have a long day of it?'

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The Mole waggled his toes from sheer happiness,

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spread his chest with a sigh of full contentment,

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and leaned back blissfully into the soft cushions. 'What

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a day I'm having!'

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he said. 'Let us start at once!' 'Hold

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hard a minute, then!'

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said the Rat. He looped the painter through a ring in his landing-stage,

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climbed up into his hole above,

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and after a short interval reappeared staggering under a fat,

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wicker luncheon-basket. 'Shove

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that under your feet,'

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he observed to the Mole,

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as he passed it down into the boat.

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Then he untied the painter

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and took the sculls again. 'What's

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inside it?'

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asked the Mole, wriggling with curiosity. 'There's

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cold chicken inside it,'

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replied the Rat briefly; 'cold­

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tongue ­cold ­ham­ cold ­beef­ pickled­ gherkins ­salad ­french ­rolls ­cress­ sandwiches ­potted ­meat ­ginger­beer ­lemonade­ soda­ water——' 'O

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stop, stop,' cried the Mole in ecstacies: 'This is too much!' 'Do

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you really think so?'

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enquired the Rat seriously. 'It's

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only what I always take on these little excursions;

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and the other animals are always telling me that

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I'm a mean beast and cut it very fine!'

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The Mole never heard a word he was saying.

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Absorbed in the new life he was entering upon,

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intoxicated with the sparkle,

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the ripple, the scents

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and the sounds and the sunlight,

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he trailed a paw in the water and dreamed long waking dreams.

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The Water Rat, like the good little fellow he was, sculled steadily on

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and forebore to disturb him. 'I

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like your clothes awfully, old chap,'

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he remarked after some half an hour or so had passed. 'I'm

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going to get a black velvet smoking—suit myself some day, as soon as I can afford it.' 'I

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beg your pardon,'

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said the Mole, pulling himself together with an effort. 'You

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must think me very rude;

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but all this is so new to me.

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So—this—is—a—River!' 'The

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River,' corrected the Rat. 'And

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you really live by the river?

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What a jolly life!' 'By

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it and with it and on it and in it,' said the Rat. 'It's

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brother and sister to me, and aunts, and company,

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and food and drink,

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and (naturally) washing.

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It's my world, and I don't want any other.

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What it hasn't got is not worth having,

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and what it doesn't know is not worth knowing.

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Lord! the times we've had together!

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Whether in winter or summer, spring or autumn,

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it's always got its fun and its excitements.

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When the floods are on in February,

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and my cellars and basement are brimming with drink that's no good to me,

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and the brown water runs by my best bedroom window; or again

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when it all drops away

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and shows patches of mud that smells like plum—cake,

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and the rushes and weed clog the channels,

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and I can potter about dry shod over most of the bed of it

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and find fresh food to eat,

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and things careless people have dropped out of boats!' 'But

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isn't it a bit

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dull at times?' the Mole ventured to ask. 'Just

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you and the river, and no one else to pass a word with?' 'No

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one else to—well,

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I mustn't be hard on you,'

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said the Rat with forbearance. 'You're

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new to it, and of course you don't know.

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The bank is so crowded nowadays that many people are moving away altogether:

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O no, it isn't what it used to be, at all.

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Otters, king—fishers, dabchicks, moorhens, all of them about all day long and always wanting you to do something—as if a

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fellow had no business of his own to attend to!' 'What

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lies over there?'

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asked the Mole, waving a paw towards a background of woodland that

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darkly framed the water

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—meadows on one side of the river. 'That?

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O, that's just the Wild Wood,'

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said the Rat shortly. 'We

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don't go there very much, we river—bankers.' 'Aren't they

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—aren't they very nice people in there?'

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said the Mole, a trifle nervously. 'W

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—e—ll,' replied the Rat, 'let

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me see. The squirrels are all right.

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And the rabbits—some of 'em, but rabbits are a mixed lot.

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And then there's Badger, of course.

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He lives' right in the heart of it;

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wouldn't live anywhere else, either, if you paid him to do it.

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Dear old Badger!

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Nobody interferes with him.

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They'd better not,' he added significantly. 'Why,

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who should interfere with him?'

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asked the Mole. 'Well, of course—there

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—are others,' explained the Rat in a hesitating sort of way. 'Weasels

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—and stoats—and foxes—and so on.

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They're all right in a way

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—I'm very good friends with them

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—pass the time of day when we meet, and all that—but they

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break out sometimes, there's no denying it,

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and then—well, you can't really trust them,

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and that's the fact.'

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The Mole knew well that it is quite against animal-etiquette

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to dwell on possible trouble ahead, or even to allude to it;

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so he dropped the subject. 'And

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beyond the Wild Wood again?'

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'Where it's all blue and dim,

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and one sees what may be hills or perhaps they mayn't,

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and something like the smoke of towns, or is it only cloud drift?' 'Beyond

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the Wild Wood

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comes the Wide World,'

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said the Rat. 'And that's something that doesn't matter,

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either to you or me.

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I've never been there,

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and I'm never going,

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nor you either, if you've got any sense at all.

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Don't ever refer to it again, please.

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Now then! Here's our backwater at last, where we're going to lunch.'

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Leaving the main stream,

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they now passed into what seemed at first sight like

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a little land-locked lake.

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Green turf sloped down to either edge,

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brown snaky tree-roots gleamed below the surface of the quiet water,

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while ahead of them

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the silvery shoulder and foamy tumble of a weir,

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arm-in-arm with a restless dripping mill-wheel,

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that held up in its turn

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a grey—gabled mill-house,

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filled the air with a soothing murmur of sound,

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dull and smothery,

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yet with little clear voices speaking up cheerfully out of it at intervals.

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It was so very beautiful that the Mole could only hold up both forepaws and gasp, 'O

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my! O my! O my!'

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The Rat brought the boat alongside the bank,

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made her fast, helped the still awkward Mole safely ashore,

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and swung out the luncheon-basket.

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The Mole begged as a favour to be allowed to unpack it all by himself;

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and the Rat was very pleased to indulge him,

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and to sprawl at full length on the grass

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and rest, while his excited friend shook out the table—cloth and spread it,

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took out all the mysterious packets one by one

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and arranged their contents in due order,

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still gasping, 'O my!

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O my!' at each fresh revelation.

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When all was ready,

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the Rat said, 'Now,

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pitch in, old fellow!'

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and the Mole was indeed very glad to obey, for he had started his spring-cleaning at a very early hour I that morning,

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as people will do,

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and had not paused for bite or sup;

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and he had been through a very great deal since that distant time

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which now seemed so many days ago. 'What

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are you looking at?' said the Rat presently,

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when the edge of their hunger was somewhat dulled,

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and the Mole's eyes were able to wander off the table-cloth a little. 'I

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am looking,' said the Mole, 'at

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a streak of bubbles that I see travelling along the surface of the water.

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That is a thing that strikes me as funny.' 'Bubbles?

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Oho!' said the Rat,

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and chirruped cheerily in an inviting sort of way.

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A broad glistening muzzle

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showed itself above the edge of the bank,

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and the Otter hauled himself out

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and shook the water from his coat. 'Greedy

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beggars?'

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he observed, making for the provender. 'Why

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didn't you invite me, Ratty?' 'This

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was an impromptu affair,'

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explained the Rat. 'By

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the way—my friend Mr. Mole.' 'Proud,

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I'm sure,' said the Otter,

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and the two animals were friends forthwith. 'Such

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a rumpus everywhere!' continued the Otter. 'All

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the world seems out on the river to-day.

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I came up this backwater to try and get a moment's peace,

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and then stumble upon you fellows!

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—At least—I beg pardon

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—I don't exactly mean that, you know.'

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There was a rustle behind them,

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proceeding from a hedge wherein last year's leaves if still clung thick,

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and a stripy head, with high shoulders behind it,

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peered forth on

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them. 'Come on, old Badger!' shouted the Rat.

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The Badger trotted forward a pace or two; then grunted, 'H'm!

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Company,' and turned his back and disappeared from view. 'That's

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just the sort of fellow he is!'

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observed the disappointed Rat. 'Simply

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hates Society!

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Now we shan't see any more of him to-day.

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Well, tell us, who's out on the river?' 'Toad's out, for one,' replied the Otter. 'In his brand-new wager-boat; new togs, new everything!' The two animals looked at each

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other and it laughed. 'Once, it was nothing but sailing said

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the Rat. 'Then

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he tired of that and took to punting.

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Nothing would please him

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but to punt all day and every day, and a nice mess he made of it.

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Last year it was house—boating,

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and we all had to go and stay with him in his house—boat,

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and pretend we liked it.

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He was going to spend the rest of his life in a house—boat.

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It's all the same,

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whatever he takes up;

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he gets tired of it,

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and starts on something fresh.' 'Such

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a good fellow, too,'

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remarked the Otter reflectively: 'But

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no stability

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—especially in a boat!'

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From where they sat they could get a glimpse of the main stream across the island that separated them;

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and just then a wager-boat flashed into view,

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the rower—a short, stout figure—splashing badly and rolling a good deal, but working his hardest.

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The Rat stood up

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and hailed him,

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but Toad—for it was he

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—shook his head and settled sternly to his work. 'He'1l

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be out of the boat in a minute if he rolls like that,'

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said the Rat, sitting down again. 'Of

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course he will,'

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chuckled the Otter. 'Did

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I ever tell you that good story about Toad and the lock-keeper?

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It happened this way.

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Toad….' An errant May-fly swerved unsteadily athwart the current in the intoxicated fashion affected by young bloods of May-flies seeing life.

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A swirl of water and a 'cloop!'

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and the May-fly was visible no more.

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Neither was the Otter.

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The Mole looked down.

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The voice was still in his ears,

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but the turf whereon he had sprawled was clearly vacant.

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Not an Otter to be seen,

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as far as the distant horizon.

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But again there was a streak of bubbles on the surface of the river.

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The Rat hummed a tune,

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and the Mole recollected that animal-etiquette forbade any sort of comment

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on the sudden disappearance of one's friends at any moment, for any reason or no reason whatever. 'Well,

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well,' said the Rat, 'I suppose we ought to be moving.

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I wonder which of us had better pack the luncheon-basket?'

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He did not speak as if he was frightfully eager for the treat. 'O,

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please let me,' said the Mole. So, of course, the Rat let him.

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Packing the basket was not

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quite such pleasant work as unpacking the basket.

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It never is. But the Mole was bent on enjoying

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everything, and although just when he had got the basket packed and strapped up tightly

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he saw a plate staring up at him from the grass,

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and when the job had been done again the Rat pointed out a fork which anybody ought to have seen,

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and last of all, behold!

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the mustard pot, which he had been sitting on without knowing it

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—still, somehow, the thing got finished at last, without much loss of temper.

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The afternoon sun was getting low as the Rat sculled gently homewards in a dreamy mood,

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murmuring poetry-things over to himself,

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and not paying much attention to Mole. But the

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Mole was very full of lunch, and self-satisfaction, and pride,

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and already quite at home in a boat

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(so he thought) and was getting a bit restless besides:

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and presently he said, 'Ratty!

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Please, I want to row, now!'

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The Rat shook his head with a smile. 'Not

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yet, my young friend,'

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he said—'wait till you've had a few lessons.

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It's not so easy as it looks.'

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The Mole was quiet for a minute or two.

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But he began to feel more and more jealous of Rat,

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sculling so strongly and so easily along,

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and his pride began to whisper that he could do it every bit as well.

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He jumped up and seized the sculls, so suddenly, that the Rat,

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who was gazing out over the water and saying more poetry-things to himself,

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was taken by surprise and fell backwards off his seat with his legs in the air for the second time,

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while the triumphant Mole took his place

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and grabbed the sculls with entire confidence. 'Stop

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it, you silly ass!'

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cried the Rat, from the bottom of the boat. 'You can't do it! You'll have us over!'

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The Mole flung his sculls back with a flourish,

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and made a great dig at the water.

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He missed the surface altogether,

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his legs flew up above his head, and he found himself lying on the top of the prostrate Rat.

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Greatly alarmed, he made a grab at the side of the boat,

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and the next moment

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—Sploosh! Over went the boat,

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and he found himself struggling in the river.

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O my, how cold the water was,

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and O, how very wet it felt.

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How it sang in his ears as he went down, down, down!

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How bright and welcome the sun looked as he rose to the surface

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coughing and spluttering!

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How black was his despair when he felt himself sinking again!

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Then a firm paw gripped him by the back of his neck.

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It was the Rat, and he was evidently laughing

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—the Mole could feel him laughing,

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right down his arm and through his paw,

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and so into his—the Mole's

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—neck. The Rat got hold of a scull and shoved it under the Mole's arm;

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then he did the same by the other side of him and,

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swimming behind, propelled the helpless animal to shore,

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hauled him out, and set him down on the bank,

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a squashy, pulpy lump of misery.

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When the Rat had rubbed him down a bit, and wrung some of the wet out of him,

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he said, 'Now, then, old fellow!

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Trot up and down the towing-path as hard as you can,

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till you're warm and dry again,

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while I dive for the luncheon-basket.'

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So the dismal Mole,

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wet without and ashamed within,

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trotted about till he was fairly dry,

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while the Rat plunged into the water again, recovered the boat, righted her

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and made her fast,

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fetched his floating property to shore by degrees,

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and finally dived successfully for the luncheon-basket

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and struggled to land with it.

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When all was ready for a start once more,

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the Mole, limp and dejected, took his seat in the stern of the boat;

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and as they set off,

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he said in a low voice,

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broken with emotion, 'Ratty,

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my generous friend!

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I am very sorry indeed for my foolish and ungrateful conduct.

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My heart quite fails me when I think how I might have lost that beautiful luncheon-basket.

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Indeed, I have been

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a complete ass, and I know it.

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Will you overlook it this once and forgive me,

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and let things go on as before?' 'That's

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all right, bless you!'

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responded the Rat cheerily. 'What's

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a little wet to a Water Rat?

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I'm more in the water than out of it most days.

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Don't you think any more about it; and,

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look here! I really think you had better come and stop with me for a little time.

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It's very plain and rough, you know—not like Toad's house at all

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—but you haven't seen that yet; still,

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I can make you comfortable.

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And I'll teach you to row, and to swim,

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and you'll soon be as handy on the water as any of us.'

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The Mole was so touched by his kind manner of speaking

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that he could find no voice to answer him;

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and he had to brush away a tear or two with the back of his paw.

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But the Rat kindly looked in another direction,

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and presently the Mole's spirits

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revived again, and he was even able to

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give some straight back-talk to a couple of moorhens who were sniggering to each other about his bedraggled appearance.

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When they got home,

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the Rat made a bright fire in the parlour,

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and planted the Mole in an arm-chair in front of it,

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having fetched down a dressing-gown and slippers for him,

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and told him river stories till supper-time.

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Very thrilling stories they were, too,

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to an earth-dwelling animal like Mole.

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Stories about weirs,

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and sudden floods,

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and leaping pike,

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and steamers that flung hard bottles

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—at least bottles were certainly flung, and from steamers, so presumably by them;

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and about herons, and how particular they were whom they spoke to;

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and about adventures down drains,

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and night-fishings with Otter,

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or excursions far a-field with Badger.

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Supper was a most cheerful meal;

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but very shortly afterwards a terribly sleepy Mole had to be escorted upstairs by his considerate host,

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to the best bedroom,

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where he soon laid his head on his pillow

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in great peace and contentment,

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knowing that his new-found friend

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the River was lapping the sill of his window.

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This day was only the first of many similar ones for the emancipated Mole,

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each of them longer

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and full of interest as the ripening summer moved onward.

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He learnt to swim

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and to row, and entered into the joy of running water;

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and with his ear to the reed-stems he caught,

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at intervals, something of what the wind went whispering

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so constantly among them.

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This was Chapter I of

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"The Wind in the Willows"

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by Kenneth Grahame,

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read for you by Khaki,

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your faithful fireside companion.

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You can find many more stories on the web at thevoice.dog,

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or find the show wherever you get your podcasts.

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Thank you for keeping me company at the fireside for a hundred stories so far.

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Thank you for listening

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to The Voice of Dog

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