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What if the world ended tomorrow?

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What if Zach actually

found a female to be with?

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What if the apocalypse happened

right after the, uh, solar eclipse?

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All that coming up here

on the Mark G show.

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Let's go.

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You've known them to run

their mouths about politics.

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Politics, politics, shmalitics.

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Well, little did you know, they can run

their mouths about other stuff as well.

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This is the Mark G Show.

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They have a natural curiosity

about just about everything.

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From aliens, the paranormal, to

the biggest natural disasters that

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have ever occurred on planet Earth.

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And everything in between.

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Two brothers from another

mother ripping it up.

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And, oh no, we don't record the show.

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We have the balls to do it live.

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Call into the show at 2 0 7 3 7 0 58 52.

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That's 2 0 7 3 7 0 58 52.

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Be a part of the show.

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Let's do it.

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This is the Mark G show.

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And now your hosts, Mark G

and Gary G what is going on?

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Tick tock, Twitch, LinkedIn, Facebook X.

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Oh, man, what is going on, everybody?

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I'm sorry about last week.

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Unfortunately, we weren't

able to go live last week.

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We had to do that lovely thing.

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Bless you.

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Every time there's got to be something

that happens during the podcast.

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Black, just Zach just

lost another brain cell.

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And there he goes, disappears again.

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Been on here for an hour before the show.

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Everything was fine.

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The second we go live, he fucks us.

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Second, what's going on, everybody?

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Welcome in.

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Well, we'll start off my introductions.

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Maybe there he is.

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We're going to say what's going on

to my brother from another mother.

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First, we got Gary down there.

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Gary, what's going on, my man?

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And there goes Gary's audio.

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And there goes that.

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Are you freaking kidding me, folks?

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Are these two started?

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Could y'all hear me right now?

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No, no one can hear me.

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Are you freaking kidding me?

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Mark: Hear us.

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Okay.

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So what we had happen was

Roadcaster for some reason.

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And there goes Zach.

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Wow.

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What the hell, man?

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We literally was off for like

an hour pregame in over here

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and everything was working fine.

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As soon as the show

starts, everything crashes.

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But you know, what's funny

is I have Roadcaster, right?

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The Roadcast is what I use.

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Um, another one of the, uh, podcasters

that I listened to, uh, Graham Allen, dear

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America, they have roadcasters as well,

and it's been crashing on them as well.

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So I don't know if it's an update that was

done with the roadcaster software and the,

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uh, soundbox, but yeah, it keeps crashing.

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Gary G: Well, I'll kick this one off then.

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What if we could start a podcast

without any Challenges, issues,

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or hiccups at the very beginning.

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Mark: That would be truly amazing.

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Dude, that would be

absolutely, truly amazing.

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And I think the show would be phenomenal

if we had no hiccups or issues.

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I mean, what if Zach actually had a laptop

during the podcast and a green screen?

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Hey

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Zach: guys, my cash apps

and my bio help me out.

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Mark: Oh, dear God.

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Hey, that's a good plug, Zach.

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That was a good plug.

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The timing was right, right?

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The timing was right.

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Well, anyways, anybody like I was

saying before we, the audio crash,

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I was saying what's going on my

brother from another mother, Gary,

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Gary, what's going on, my man?

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Gary G: Yeah, I was, uh, I don't know

if anybody heard what I said, but I

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was basically saying, it feels like,

uh, this is the first time I've been

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on, uh, one of the podcasts because

I was sick and we didn't do it.

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And it's just like, it

feels like it's been a long

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Mark: time.

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Yeah, man.

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It has been a while since

we've had you on the show.

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And now we're going to say what's up

to Zach, the man who's got gilfs from

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Maine all the way down in California.

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Oh, Zach, what's going on, my man?

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Zach: Oh, you know,

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Mark: fucking live in life, brother.

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Yeah, we know.

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One, one gummy at a time,

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Gary G: right?

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Yeah.

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One

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Zach: gummy

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Gary G: at a

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Mark: time.

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Oh man.

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So listen, ladies and gentlemen,

tonight's show is kind of like

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just weaning back into the things.

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We do have a couple of shows that

are on the platter for coming up.

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Like collectors.

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We still get into the collection thing.

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We just had a lot of stuff happen.

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Um, life does happen for those

who know I do own a business.

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Um, that kind of set drawbacks.

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If somebody calls out, I end

up, I can't do the podcast.

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I could do the work thing.

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And then of course, Gary got

sick and I don't want to do a

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schedule show with Gary sick.

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Cause you know, he's part of the,

he's part of the team, y'all.

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We got to make sure he's on there.

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So we had Sully as a special guest and

when I say special, I mean, real special.

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Yeah,

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Gary G: that

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Zach: was a fucking mistake.

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Mark: But now y'all, so we got a good show

today, but it's going to be a fun one.

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Just talking about a different what if

scenarios you can call into the show

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tonight, if you have a, what if scenario

that you want us to discuss, or maybe

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see what we can brainstorm, you can feel

free to call into the show right there.

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The number's right on the board.

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I won't keep it up the

whole time, but feel free.

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I'll pop it up here and there for y'all.

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Uh, Gary, if you want to pop it

up, it's the animated caption.

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Just hit down on the eyeball

and I'll pop it up here.

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Zach: Don't tell Gary to

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Mark: pop anything.

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Yeah, that's true.

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I mean, he was just

shoving meat in his mouth.

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The hole before the show started.

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That's right.

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Meat and meatballs, right?

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Marty.

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Definitely.

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My man.

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Definitely.

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I will definitely let you know.

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All right, well, let's get it started.

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So, you know, I'm going to

do a little bit different.

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I'm not going to be the first one

popping off the what if scenario.

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You know what I'm going to do is I'm

going to start off with the man who's

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missed two weeks for every excuse in

the book, we're going to go off of Gary

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down here with his, what if scenario,

let's discuss what Gary's got for us.

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Gary.

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Go ahead, what's with your, what

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Gary G: if, my man?

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What if we could live without sleep?

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Mark: Oh my god, we'd

accomplish so fucking much.

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That would be awesome.

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Are you kidding me?

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You kidding me, dude?

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Without sleep, we could

get so much more shit done?

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You know

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Gary G: how useless most of the

people are while they're awake?

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They would just be more useless.

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Mark: What?

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So you're saying sleep's a good thing?

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Gary G: Uh, well, I feel like,

I don't, I think, I, look, for

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the people who are doing things,

they would get a lot more done.

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But for everyone else, it would just

be consuming more data, consuming

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more content, consuming more food.

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Mark: Yeah.

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I mean, I get you.

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And that's the,

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Gary G: that's the vast

majority of people.

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Let's be honest.

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How many real business owners are there?

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How many real creators

are there out there?

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How many real productive members

of society actually exist?

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The vast majority of us are

just using up resources.

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Mark: I get it.

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But listen, if we didn't have to sleep,

like Tino saying the to do list would

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always get done, you would never, you'd

always have enough time within the day and

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night to get your shit done and over with.

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I mean, fuck, I think it'd be awesome.

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Zach, what about you?

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Um,

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Zach: no, I like my fucking sleep.

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Mark: But what if, what

if sleep didn't exist?

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Like.

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You, you didn't, you never slept anyway,

so you didn't know what sleep was.

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So therefore you just

constantly went, went, went.

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Gary G: Every business, every restaurant,

everything was just open 24 hours.

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Mark: A lot

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Zach: more money would be spent.

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Mark: Goddamn right.

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It would be Tina says, but, um,

kids get to sleep right now.

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Tina, the kids, the kids would be wide

awake too, the kids don't sleep either.

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So the parents would go

kind of crazy on that one.

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So I guess there would be a downfall.

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The parents wouldn't have any

downtime with the children.

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She's like, but, um, I mean, come

on, can the kids, can the kids sleep?

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Yeah, no, the kids, you know,

uh, let me rethink that.

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She said, yeah, I guess, I guess

maybe sleep's a good thing then.

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I guess you had that.

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And so we'll say maybe

three hours of sleep.

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That's all you need.

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Three hours.

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Right.

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Or we'll just say, what if the adults

don't sleep, but the kids got it?

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The kids are still going to

get eight hours of sleep.

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Gary G: Yeah.

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Just by when you hit 18 years old

is when you're sleeping stops.

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Right?

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Mark: Exactly.

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Gary G: And then you can't

even reproduce until you're 30.

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Mark: Damn.

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All right.

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We're going to go with Zach down here

for his next, uh, what if scenario?

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Zach, what do you guys

serve for your what if?

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What if food

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Zach: could talk?

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Mark: Oh, that would suck.

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That would suck.

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Zach: Like you're looking at a

big juicy, like steak or a burger

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and you got to cut into it.

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And it's like, no, but

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Gary G: would it be talking to you?

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Like while you're preparing it to

tomatoes, you're cooking the burger patty.

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Mark: Right.

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Gary G: So

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Zach: it starts screaming

when you put it on the grill.

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Mark: Well, I mean, lobsters

kind of already do that.

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Don't they?

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Like when you kind of hear a lobster

screaming as you putting in the

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hot kettle, like you'll hear the

lobster let off like a little scream.

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Gary G: Now, is that an actual scream?

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Or is that just like the air

being forced out of their shells?

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Mark: My guess is it's more of the air

coming out of the, being forced out of

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their shells, but it's just still kind

of creepy as you're throwing a lobster.

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Gary G: Just air being like,

Squeezed out of their face

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Mark: holes.

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It's like a little whistle.

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Right?

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I mean, fuck.

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What about.

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You know, you say like food, what if

food could talk, but what if like, you

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know, everybody has a fear of spiders.

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What if spiders could fucking talk?

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Oh

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Zach: dude, fuck that.

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I'm already freaked out.

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Maybe it's like chasing.

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I'm going to get you

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Gary G: in your

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Mark: sleep.

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Yeah.

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That would be fucking badass, man.

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Like you can't get me bitch.

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You can't kill me.

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Come at me.

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Come on.

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Zach: And just wait, when you're sleeping,

I lay my eggs in your fucking brain.

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No, I would, I would never,

I would never fucking

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Gary G: sleep again, bro.

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Yeah.

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We'd like, I mean, okay.

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So you got like those cute little fuzzy

spiders, the little furry ones that

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are like, no, those guys are cool.

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Gary, you have like the, the tarantulas,

which are, wait, what are the, what are

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the really gnarly ones in the desert?

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Mark: Camel spiders.

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Oh yeah.

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Dude.

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Gary G: Those would be terrifying.

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What do you mean no?

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No, Gary, what?

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You don't like those little

furry, cute little spiders?

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Dude, Gary,

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Mark: there are

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Zach: no fucking spiders

that are cute and terrifying.

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Gary G: Nah, dude, you're wrong.

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There's those little, there's

little, cute little furry spiders.

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I don't know what they are, but

they're They're jumping spiders.

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They're like the little Oh, that

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Zach: makes it so much fucking

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Gary G: better!

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They're adorable.

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But these ones are like,

you could pet them!

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The jumping spiders would be cool

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Mark: because as they're

jumping you could go Whee!

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And you'd be like, Oh, there's a

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You could be like, Oh, there's a spider!

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He's going, Whee!

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Zach: Yeah, you know what,

when it's going, Weep!

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Gary G: Ha, ha,

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Mark: ha!

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Gotcha,

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Gary G: bitch!

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Mark: Mario is a Spiderman's

the only cute spider.

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Ah, you guys.

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I'm

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Gary G: somebody who's terrified

of spiders, too, and those

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little furry ones are, they're

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Mark: great.

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I mean, what about Daddy Longlegs?

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Oh, those would be kind of cool.

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If they can talk.

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Well, they have like

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Gary G: a really creepy, dark, deep voice.

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Dude,

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Zach: dude, you know, you know

that Daddy Longlegs, the only thing

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they'd be doing is talking shit.

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Because like, you motherfuckers, I'm

the most poisonous spider in the world.

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I just can't penetrate you.

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Fuck you.

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Mark: Yeah, they would be a

moody bitch, wouldn't they?

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Yeah, right?

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That'd be great.

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That'd be great.

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Julie's over there.

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What if you're a spider?

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I mean, the, the pets, Julie asked,

what if your pets could talk to you?

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Pets would be kind of cool.

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That'd be dope.

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I think pets would be kind of

cool, but there'd be, would be so

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much stuff about pets is like dogs

already get so emotional attached.

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Like when you leave to go to work

and stuff like that, you'd feel

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so bad because the dog would be

running up going, no dad, no dad,

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daddy, don't leave me, daddy, daddy.

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Oh man, that'd be horrible.

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That would be horrible.

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But when you're getting home, they're

like, oh, dad's home, dad's home.

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Oh man.

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I guess pets would be kind of cool.

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Cats would just be little bitches though.

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I can imagine if a cat talks,

it'd be a little pussy bitch.

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Like, I don't know.

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They're just, they're

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Gary G: like very independent,

moody, cocky little fuckers.

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Especially if they're knocking

something off a counter.

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Mark: Oh yeah.

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Gary G: Watch this.

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Hey fucker.

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It's like, yeah, what are

you going to do about it?

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Mark: I feel like cats,

cats would be like a Karen.

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Cats would have that Karen attitude.

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Until

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Gary G: they want to be pet,

because that's the only time that

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you can pet them is when they want

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Mark: to be pet.

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That is true.

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That is true.

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I mean, Zach's always got a lot

of cats coming to his house.

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Oh yeah,

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Zach: okay.

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I don't like cats,

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Mark: Mark.

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Uh huh.

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Sure you don't.

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I don't, uh, your child over there

playing in the background, Zach.

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Oh, you

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Zach: hear her.

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Mark: Hi, let's go to the next one.

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Let's do a somewhat of a, um,

let's have a fun one here.

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We've kind of talked about

this before, but we never

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done a what if scenario on it.

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And I think Zach and Gary would

like to talk about this one.

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Cause there is, but Gary's

dreaming of this to ever happen.

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But, uh, what if we discovered a

definitive proof of extraterrestrial

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life within our solar system?

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We already have.

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What do you mean by we have?

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They are, I believe, I think we have

seen them, but like, what if there's

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definitive proof to the point of where

has been proven to the society Congress

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or other countries come out and said,

Hey, and we meet, we see a live.

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Alien within our

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Gary G: solar system, though, they're

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Mark: living on Mars or

whatever Mars, right?

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Yeah.

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I don't know like the range

Rovers got pictures of them.

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Huh?

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That would be Interesting

monster hunter says I'd be

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happy I can finally hunt daily.

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Gary G: I Mean, I'd be stoked

Religions would collapse or

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that find a way to like justify

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Mark: So you think religions

would collapse if they figured

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out that aliens did exist?

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Why would you say that?

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I mean, yeah,

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Gary G: I think most religions

call the idea of aliens, demons.

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Really?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I don't know.

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Um, I really don't know, but I think

that religion would have a hard time,

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uh, adjusting or coping or coming up

with explanations for it or whatever.

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Mark: I never heard of the concept

of aliens being considered demons.

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That's interesting to me.

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Alright.

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Fallen angels or whatever, I don't know.

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Interesting.

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Well, I guess Zack disappeared

on his daughter, so we won't

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be asking Zack about aliens.

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Um, he's doing his daddy duties.

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Which is fine.

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I got a good one here.

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Go for it.

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Gary G: What if humans could

regenerate Lost limbs like starfish.

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Mark: That would be the shit.

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Oh, there's Zach.

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That would be phenomenal.

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What's going on, Cheryl?

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Uh, that would be fucking phenomenal.

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Do you would never have to worry about it?

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You go work any job you want and

not worry about losing a limb.

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Go sky jumping.

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I mean, would you still

die if you lose a limb?

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Uh,

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Zach: it'd be like, it'd be like,

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Mark: uh,

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Gary G: but what if you

get your head cut off?

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Does your body regrow a head or

does your head regrow a body?

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Zach: That's true.

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Or would it have to be

like Jeepers Creepers?

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You'd have to eat like

whatever you want to grow back.

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And that grows back.

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That's weird,

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Mark: dude.

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Speaking of eating what

you'd want to grow back.

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Did you see what happened in California?

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Yes.

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So Zach, did you hear,

see that news article?

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I see y'all in chat.

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I'll get to your chat

here in just a second.

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So in California.

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Uh, somebody got hit by a train and they

lost a limb, a homeless person picked

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up the limb, started walking down the

street with it and mowing down, dude,

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they were having lunch on the limb.

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Hell yeah.

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Like dude, you, you imagine

being the officer on that call.

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Does that

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Zach: mean it's a zombie

apocalypse and he's munching

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Mark: on a limb?

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Gary G: Maybe.

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I mean, it's as close to

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Mark: it as I think we're going to get.

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Right.

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It sounds like Callie.

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Marty, it was raw.

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It was absolutely raw.

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Like he literally picked it up off

the train track, started walking down

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the road and just started eating away.

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Like it was a big old chicken bone.

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Boned down a little bit of thigh.

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He, I don't even think he had

a salt and pepper neither.

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Like he was just eating that with

no, no seasoning or nothing, man.

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Just raw dog and a human

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Gary G: leg.

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Zach: Maybe, maybe it was liver King.

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You never know.

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Mark: I don't

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Gary G: know if he goes

to California very often.

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Mark: True.

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Touche.

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And

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Gary G: it's not testicles.

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He only likes to eat raw bull testicles.

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Mark: But I guess that's

a Delos delicacy though.

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Right?

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The testicles, they are

delicacy in other countries.

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Gary G: What are they called?

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Testicles.

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Rocky Mountain Oyster

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Mark: Oysters, Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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Dear God, huh?

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Have you ever tried 'em, Gary?

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No, I haven't.

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Would you try 'em?

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Probably not.

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So if someone cooked them up in a

soup and didn't tell you what they

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were and after you ate it, they told

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Gary G: you?

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I mean, I would be looking at it

and be like, what the fuck is this?

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'cause this doesn't look like any

meat that I've ever eaten before.

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Mark: I mean, I would imagine.

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I see.

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I've never had it before.

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I wouldn't say that it would not

try because it's food, right?

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But I would imagine it'd almost

be like a clam, you'd think.

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It'd probably be like, you know,

how it has that dirt feeling on

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the inside when you eat a clam.

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Gary G: I literally just ate

clam chowder earlier today, too.

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Did ya?

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Zach: I can almost imagine.

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I've never had

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Gary G: clams.

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What?

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You've never had

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Mark: clams?

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No, dude, I miss eating clams.

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So I said, when I found a deathly

allergic clams, Oh my God.

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Steamers are the best, especially

when you soak them in butter.

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Appreciate Cheryl.

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Have a great night.

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And we lost her with the Rocky mountain.

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Marty says they are actually

real tender, like a good steak.

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Really?

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Marty.

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So Marty's Adam.

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Interesting.

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All right.

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Look at this.

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I don't know.

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I do like cow tongue.

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I do like tongue.

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Beef tongue.

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Beef tongue is really good, Kaelin.

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Never had that either.

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Really?

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Never had beef tongue?

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That's actually really good.

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Uh, you can bake in the oven or fry it up.

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Lingua.

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Gary G: What's that?

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Yeah, lingua.

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Lingua.

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Mark: Lingua.

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Yeah,

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Gary G: it is really good.

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Lingua is tongue.

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Tongue.

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You can have lingua tacos.

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It is

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Mark: phenomenally good.

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Gary G: So Kaelin just to go

back to the Alien one she said

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that her mom is religious and

she used to refer to aliens as

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Mark: demonic Interesting.

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See I don't know man.

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I guess I guess I'm not that religious

things I wouldn't think that aliens

533

would be demonic beef tongue.

534

I mean, I would

535

Gary G: neither but I'm not

like a hardcore Religious person

536

Mark: either, you know Right.

537

I'll respond to Cheryl real quick.

538

Cheryl, actually, we,

we are all done here.

539

Uh, for those who asked what the

snow storm we did, we were supposed

540

to get snow and rain and the

rain was supposed to wash away.

541

And unfortunately we got snow and

freezing rain, which caused an ice storm.

542

My family and I would, were

without power for them.

543

Nine o'clock at night until

nine o'clock this morning.

544

Uh, so yeah, that kind of sucked.

545

Need to say, I gotta do some

grocery shopping tomorrow.

546

Uh, so yeah.

547

Thanks Cheryl though, for thinking of us.

548

I appreciate you.

549

Uh, I think we're going to Zach

now for his what if scenario.

550

Oh, it's

551

Zach: my turn again.

552

It is your turn.

553

Let me pull it up.

554

Sorry.

555

I was watching the chat.

556

Um, let me see.

557

What if you could teleport

but would arrive naked?

558

,

Mark: sign me up.

559

Yeah.

560

I mean, screw right, . I mean,

why not just have every human

561

walk around naked, sit out with,

they don't have to worry about it.

562

You just tell, have you

seen most humans, mark?

563

I have, but the human bodies,

does it really matter if

564

every, if, I mean, I listen.

565

If clothes, if clothes did not exist.

566

If clothes did not exist

and I knew a human body was

567

Gary G: like super fit,

that'd be great, but

568

Mark: that's the way

you're saying, wait, wait.

569

So let me go back here.

570

No, no,

571

Gary G: I'm shallow.

572

I'm a shallow

573

Mark: piece of shit.

574

Yes.

575

Listen, man, listen, what

if clothes didn't exist?

576

Like if clothes did not exist at all.

577

So you didn't even know that

a human body could be covered

578

up and wouldn't be bothering.

579

Gary G: Yeah, but we

don't live in that world.

580

We live in a world where clothes matter.

581

And I think with the way society

is right now, it's probably a

582

Mark: good thing.

583

Oh, man.

584

It was Zach.

585

So they're agreeing with you.

586

Imagine teleporting in front of a child.

587

Yeah.

588

Monster.

589

That'd be bad.

590

My man.

591

That would be bad.

592

Why would you say that bad?

593

I'm kind of with Gary Kaelin

saying only if I went to one

594

certain place, Lisa saying.

595

All right, y'all.

596

So, yeah, I mean, I guess Zach,

some people for you teleporting

597

naked, some people are not.

598

Zach: I would, I'd be doing

the helicopter when I arrived.

599

Mark: So now if you were to

teleport naked, would it be

600

just like certain locations or

be wherever you go teleporting?

601

Wherever you go.

602

All right.

603

Interesting.

604

That, I mean, yeah, I don't know.

605

I'm.

606

Semi, it's got, it's got its

positives and it's got just, you

607

Gary G: have a friend meet you where

you're going to be teleporting and he's

608

got a towel or something for you to

609

Mark: cover up the goods.

610

There you go.

611

I'm for it.

612

Sign me up.

613

Master finger blaster out

there saying on Tik TOK.

614

All right, here we go.

615

This one is actually probably more around

the corner than we actually want to, um,

616

agree with, but what if virtual reality

became indistinguishable from real life?

617

How would we differ from it?

618

Gary G: Oh, prove to me

that we're not already

619

Mark: doing that.

620

I was thinking you were going to be

fricking jumping in there, whether or

621

not a Ferrari living in this virtual

reality world in the games broken.

622

And that's why all this shit is happening.

623

I was waiting.

624

Doesn't even need to be broken.

625

Gary G: This could be by design.

626

This could be the game, the GTA 420.

627

Mark: It could be the game, but

what does the game ever end or?

628

Gary G: Uh, yeah, it ends.

629

Mark: But how would it end?

630

Yeah.

631

We'll find out eventually.

632

We'll find out.

633

Do you think we'll find out eventually?

634

Do you think we'll find out or

do you think uh, children, uh,

635

children of children will find out?

636

Gary G: Uh, we're gonna find out.

637

Probably around 75 to 85 years old.

638

Somewhere around there is

usually where most people

639

Mark: find out.

640

Oh, okay.

641

So when we croak, all right, well, I

didn't know, I didn't know if maybe

642

you thought where the game's kind of

broken right now, if it might be as

643

sooner than later or, you know, so.

644

Gary G: I mean, it could be, some people

don't make it that far, you know, some

645

people meet a bus preemptively in the

game because they didn't look left.

646

Mark: Right.

647

So Lily.

648

Okay.

649

So Lily's saying what's happened on April.

650

So Lily, nothing's

really happened on April.

651

I'm guessing you came in from

one of my videos that went viral.

652

Let's talk about that.

653

So I did make a viral video

on a what if scenario.

654

And I said, what if during the solar

eclipse, the rapture would happen

655

now, mind you there, uh, there's,

this is a very controversial.

656

Um, scenario because some people

say that the rapture does not exist.

657

The rapture is not supposed to happen.

658

Some people say that their Bible says

that the rapture will come, but a single

659

person would not know when the time, not,

not, not even Jesus knows the rapture.

660

The only person that knows the

rapture is God and himself.

661

Um, and I made the video just to see the

communication, like the conversations

662

I'd see that come in that video.

663

And it's blown.

664

Oh, over 430, 000 people

have viewed that video.

665

Um, so yeah, but the solar

eclipse is interesting, right?

666

Because let's talk about that real

quick before we go more in these what

667

ifs, because it is very interesting.

668

It does you and I Gary talking about

solar eclipse every time in a solar

669

eclipse happens, something does happen

within either on that date or a week

670

out after that, typically something

happens like the solar eclipse.

671

Um, there's something that happens

within that timeframe of the

672

solar eclipse and it, and it's

typically, it's been earthquakes.

673

Um, different types of life events have

happened during, during solar eclipse.

674

I want the rapture to happen

on a ring of fire eclipse.

675

Zach: Yeah, yeah.

676

Kalen brought up a good point.

677

Why would they cancel school on the

678

Mark: solar eclipse?

679

Alright, so there, there, we, there is a

couple of schools canceling here in Maine.

680

So number one, the schools that

are getting canceled in Missouri,

681

they're getting canceled because

of the high tourist season.

682

Um, so basically this is a state where

they, well, no, seriously, they typically

683

only have 12, 000 people within that city.

684

They're expecting something like over, was

it 30 to 40, 000 people being in there.

685

And that's

686

Gary G: why the national

guard is going to be there.

687

It has nothing to

688

Mark: do with.

689

Nothing to do with this big old

false flag or anything like that.

690

That's, that's not the case with this.

691

Um, and some of the other schools

are actually being canceled because

692

of a couple of different scenarios.

693

Like here in Maine, the time that the

solar eclipse is supposed to be happening,

694

it's right around the time that kids

would typically get out of school.

695

So there's a, they're releasing kids early

and some schools are not having school.

696

So this way here, the kids are home with

their family or at their daycare, because

697

you imagine dropping off, we'll say a

first or second grader who normally gets

698

off the bus by themselves when that's

happening and it's pitch dark outside.

699

That is going to freak out that child.

700

So it's a safety reason more than

it's not going to be that traumatic

701

Gary G: of an experience.

702

Zach: Yeah.

703

It's darker when they close

their eyes and go to sleep.

704

They'll

705

Mark: be fine.

706

No, but some kids listen, man, as some

kids that age, it does freak them out.

707

So I get it.

708

I get it.

709

My kids don't like the dark.

710

We can't trust our kids

to keep glasses on.

711

Exactly, Marge.

712

That's the other thing, right?

713

Cause you, you're not gonna be able to

stop a kid who's like six or seven years

714

old so you can't look up at the sky.

715

That kid's gonna instantly go, huh, what?

716

They're done for.

717

Their eyes are toast.

718

So, yeah.

719

It's the safety of the children.

720

And Monster 100 says What do

you mean their eyes are toast?

721

If you look directly in the

sun You fry your retinas.

722

I

723

Gary G: used to stare

724

Mark: into the sun.

725

And look at you now,

you're wearing glasses.

726

I know.

727

I know.

728

I'm not

729

Gary G: blind.

730

I mean, I'm pretty close to

it, but I'm not blind blind.

731

Mark: Ah, Monsanto says, National

Guard question mark over on Twitch.

732

And this says, we're

not scared of the dark.

733

We are scared of what's inside the dark.

734

Ooh.

735

Ooh.

736

Good phrasing.

737

Like that.

738

Um, Who did you steal that quote from?

739

That's a good quote.

740

I like that.

741

Gary's over there Googling the quote.

742

Look it up.

743

No, that's like, uh, that

744

Gary G: reminds me of the movie with

Vin Diesel when he's got the goggles on

745

and he lives underground or some shit.

746

All right,

747

Mark: I'm going to

748

Zach: pull up.

749

That's like something you'd

read in a fortune cookie.

750

Gary G: Yeah, right?

751

Mark: Oh, man.

752

Dude,

753

Zach: speaking of, speaking

of fortune cookies, I had

754

one fortune cookie one time.

755

No bullshit.

756

I saved it.

757

I don't fucking know where I put it.

758

But all it literally

said was, ask your mom.

759

I swear to God on everything that is holy.

760

It was fucking hilarious.

761

I was like, no way.

762

I just

763

Mark: got this.

764

I'm saving that.

765

Did you have a question in your head

or something that you were thinking

766

about that time that maybe you're

trying to look for advice on and

767

that you had to ask your mom for now?

768

I was drunk as shit eating

769

Zach: Chinese food.

770

Mark: Just

771

Gary G: tell us, spill the beans,

what happened, just tell me.

772

Mark: Oh man, so I think

we're down to Gary now.

773

Oh wait, I'm dying to know

what the fortune cookie said.

774

Alright, we're going to, here's what

if, what if, oh wait, Marty's got one.

775

Here's a what if.

776

What if there was no religion but

still believe in a higher power or God?

777

Zach: But wouldn't that

be, uh, that's kind of,

778

Mark: that'd still be religion though.

779

Well, I think maybe, are you

saying, what if there was only one

780

religion versus multiple religions?

781

Because in order to believe in

a higher power or God, there

782

would have to be a religion.

783

Yeah.

784

Gary G: I mean, didn't the Greeks

or whatever, believe in multiple

785

Mark: gods?

786

Yeah, they had so many

gods, all the Greek gods.

787

Yeah.

788

But like, what if there was no religion?

789

So we'll say one religion.

790

So I go off that, if there

is only one religion.

791

Maybe we wouldn't have so many holy wars

because a lot of these wars that we do

792

have that you see overseas stuff like

that Is a holy war so maybe that would

793

have saved us from a lot of holy wars

But also at the same time, what would

794

our history look like without holy wars?

795

true Our our history would be changed

fucking tremendously because there's

796

been so many holy wars Come on so Hunter

go ahead with your what if Go ahead.

797

Everybody.

798

If you got, what ifs folks type them

down here, we're definitely, and

799

feel free to call into the show too.

800

If you guys got a, what if guys and

gals got a, what if feel free to go

801

ahead and, um, call into the show here.

802

I'll throw it up real quick for you.

803

There's the phone number right there.

804

You can call into the show.

805

If you got one for us, we'd

love to talk and listen.

806

This is just a fun episode

here where we're talking away.

807

I've already got to do audio editing

because Gary screwed up my audio

808

and I wasn't able to hear shit.

809

It was horrible.

810

But yeah, feel free to comment

and call it what I do, right.

811

Would you rather have the ability

to see 10 minutes into the future

812

or 150 years into the future?

813

And I think I'd go 10 years,

814

Gary G: 10 years.

815

It's a question.

816

10 years.

817

I

818

Zach: wouldn't want to

see the shit that my 10

819

Mark: minutes.

820

I'd go 10 minutes.

821

Zach: I'd go fucking, I'd

822

Mark: go two days.

823

Well, no, no, we've got, I

said that wrong at first.

824

There's two scenarios.

825

Yeah, there's two scenarios.

826

Gary G: 10 minutes or 150 years.

827

Zach: Oh, okay, I'd go

828

Mark: 10 minutes.

829

Yeah, I'd go 10 minutes because I'm

not going to be alive in 150 years.

830

So I'd go, I'd love to see

the future every 10 minutes.

831

Why not?

832

I'd like, I'd go 150 years.

833

Really?

834

Why would you do that?

835

I don't know.

836

So you can see the pain that

we'd all have to go through.

837

I think it'd just

838

Gary G: be more, more interesting

839

Mark: to see where you'd be.

840

I mean, in 150 years, how long would

you be able to see that 150 years?

841

All right.

842

So maybe you can use it to your advantage.

843

Gary G: I mean, either my kids or my

grandkids, I could set them up for

844

Mark: success.

845

True.

846

If you knew what to do, what, how would

you find out, like, what to invest in

847

and say, Oh, wait, I've saw this one.

848

Yeah, just whatever

849

Gary G: fucking company is a trillion

dollar company, tell your kids, Hey,

850

when this shit goes public, throw

all your fucking money into it.

851

Or if there's like some sort of advent,

Like, invented product, teach your kid

852

how to fucking do that, and then tell them

to teach their kid how to do that, and

853

maybe it's your family that invents it.

854

Alright.

855

Maybe your family could be the next,

you know, Steve Jobs, or Elon Musk,

856

or whatever, Einstein, what have

857

Mark: you.

858

Alright, I guess that makes more

sense than going ten minutes.

859

Yeah.

860

I mean, yeah, I say a hundred

and fifty I'm gonna think ahead,

861

Gary G: you know, I'd like

to, uh Imagine playing GTA.

862

Mark: Oh dear God.

863

Alright.

864

Kaelin's got one.

865

What if someone followed you

around and narrated your life?

866

Who would you want it to be?

867

Oh, man, who would I

want to narrate my life?

868

Oh, Gilbert Godfrey.

869

I couldn't think of his name.

870

Oh god, that'd be so good.

871

Really?

872

Why Gilbert Godfrey?

873

Because he's hilarious,

874

Zach: dude.

875

Yeah, dude, it'd be funny as shit.

876

Mark: I think I'd go Adam Sandler.

877

Why does he look like him?

878

No, because he'd get parody

songs as I'm narrating my life.

879

It'd be great.

880

Gary G: Maybe Jack Black.

881

Zach: Oh Jesus, Jack

882

Mark: Black would be funny.

883

Jack Black, his song Peaches.

884

Yeah, Gilbert

885

Gary G: Godfrey, dude, for sure.

886

Or Kevin Hart.

887

Kevin Hart would be good.

888

What's the guy in, uh, is it the Police

Academy movies where like, Ah, damn

889

Mark: it!

890

I can't, uh.

891

You're talking about the guy

that makes all the noises?

892

Yeah,

893

Gary G: he's like, Yeah,

that guy's great too.

894

He was, he was a awesome,

uh, comedian, funny guy.

895

Zach: I

896

Gary G: can't remember the jokes,

but I just remember his voice was

897

like, it's like, it's almost hard

to listen to because Sounds like

898

he's struggling to get words out.

899

Is he a white guy or a black guy?

900

He's a white dude.

901

Mark: I thought he was talking

about the black guy, the one that

902

did all the noises, like the sound.

903

Yes,

904

Zach: I was thinking he was doing

the Yeah, yeah, that guy is good.

905

The one that makes fun of

his handicapped brother named

906

Mark: Rodney.

907

Oh, dear God.

908

I don't have the time to Google

these things, but Let's see, this

909

guy's saying, uh, and Monster's

saying, and to the narrator, I say

910

the teacher from the Peanuts movie.

911

The person you can't understand.

912

Right.

913

That'd be fun.

914

Gary G: Bobcat Goldwith.

915

Yeah, that's the guy.

916

Mark: Oh, there you go.

917

You figured it out.

918

Nucleus knows.

919

Yeah.

920

Nucleus knows a lot.

921

We're going to have to

have Nucleus on the show.

922

One of these days.

923

Nucleus is Bobcat.

924

That's the dude.

925

Nucleus quite educated out there.

926

I love how he keeps, he's getting

us pretty good out there, but I

927

think excited for this message.

928

Oh shit.

929

Steph.

930

That's right.

931

I do get a message for

some children out there.

932

Let's go ahead and take a quick break.

933

Then we'll get back to more.

934

What ifs.

935

We got a shit ton.

936

Listen, folks, I do want to say some

Gary actually talked to me about this.

937

So, uh, no, ladies, gentlemen, number

one, if you've got children that are

938

in school right now, that may still be

awake, please put them on right now.

939

Uh, if you don't mind a little vulgar

language, cause I may drop a couple,

940

couple of vulgar language points here,

but seriously, there is a valid point

941

to what I got to send, send a message.

942

If you got kids, let them listen.

943

I'm going to do some, yeah, listen,

no, seriously though, because on X,

944

You mentioned that you saw a video

of a teenager getting their head

945

smashed into a curb during a fight.

946

Oh yeah, that girl.

947

There's one thing I can say, right?

948

When we were in high school There was

always fights, no matter what, right?

949

There was always fights, but there was

a respect when it came to the fighting.

950

Um, when there was a fight, once the

person was knocked down, we were done.

951

We turned around, we walked away.

952

We didn't sit there and

obliviate the person until they

953

couldn't frickin move anymore.

954

Not in a school fight.

955

I see both of you staring at me.

956

Did you guys do that?

957

Did you keep pounding

on a person afterwards?

958

Nah, I'm

959

Zach: a one punch knockout kind

of guy, so I didn't have to do

960

Gary G: that.

961

Yeah, generally fights were

just to like When you don't,

962

you weren't trying to literally

963

Mark: murder somebody right now.

964

And the problem is today too, is I

feel like in our school system, our

965

kids are being fed off of what they're

seeing here on social media, the hatred

966

that they're seeing on social media

between every freaking every, let me

967

repeat every political party out there.

968

They're being fed out on that.

969

They're being fed out by these

different organizations and groups out

970

there that are calling for certain,

you know, races and stuff like that.

971

And they're not being

talked to by their parents.

972

And if they are being talked to by their

parents, these kids that are causing these

973

acts of violence that are so fricking

bad, it's just mind blowing to me and

974

I just wish our kids would do better.

975

And I'm scared for my son.

976

I've got a son who is, I wouldn't

say he's mentally challenged, but.

977

You know, he does not know

when to stop when he touches

978

somebody or like pokes around.

979

He thinks he's playing.

980

He doesn't know when to stop.

981

He's about to go into middle school where

this girl just had her head bashed into.

982

And this type of shit

scares the hell out of me.

983

So, I mean, I just wish kids,

parents would get more involved

984

and these kids would stop following

and everything influencers say.

985

I work with you.

986

So unfortunately, some of

the parents are encouraged.

987

Yeah, exactly.

988

So I'm all about self.

989

Self defense, right?

990

I'm all about if a kid is being

pushed to shoved around to, yeah,

991

not sit there and just not take it.

992

But at the same time, there's

a thing called respect.

993

At least that's when we were children.

994

We grew up when we were teenagers.

995

When you fought, you fought once you

were knocked down and you felt it.

996

You learned your lesson.

997

That person walked away.

998

Typically you shook hands the

next day and you're our friends.

999

I remember getting a fight with a kid

that, uh, we ratted out on my brother

00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:32,230

because he pulled a fire alarm at school.

00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:35,620

And of course we had this big circle

around us on the top of the stairs.

00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,910

Everybody wanted me to fight him

because he ratted out my brother.

00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:39,800

We got in a tussle.

00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:41,340

We fell over the flight of the stairs.

00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:45,270

We both had each other in a headlock

and we both looked at each other.

00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,080

Cause I think we were both the

same strength, but like we done.

00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,390

We stopped and we became

friends after that.

00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:51,190

I mean, I just don't know.

00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,220

Things are different today.

00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:52,560

Kids.

00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,460

I just wish these children

out there would do better.

00:37:54,995 --> 00:37:59,025

Um, and someone's asked me,

we're going way off topic here.

00:37:59,025 --> 00:38:00,135

What else do you got for me?

00:38:00,165 --> 00:38:03,045

My son wears braces on his legs

and one of his bullies tripped.

00:38:03,755 --> 00:38:05,135

God damn Kalen.

00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:07,755

Well, not

00:38:07,755 --> 00:38:12,625

Gary G: for Kalen's kid situation, but

I think all kids or maybe including

00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:21,035

your kid, I think all kids and all

people should learn some martial art.

00:38:21,635 --> 00:38:25,905

Um, jujitsu, Krav Maga,

boxing, kickboxing, karate.

00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,210

I mean, I think Jiu Jitsu is great.

00:38:30,210 --> 00:38:32,650

I think Krav Maga is, Krav Maga is great.

00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:37,850

I think there's, it's humbling, and

then it also lets the people who

00:38:37,850 --> 00:38:42,920

are bigger realize that they can

be, they can be put in their spot by

00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,870

somebody smaller and weaker than them.

00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:48,790

And I think it's good for the kids

who are smaller and weaker to learn.

00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:52,555

that they can do that to

somebody bigger than them.

00:38:52,885 --> 00:38:57,395

And then what that does is it kind

of puts everybody, not necessarily

00:38:57,405 --> 00:39:02,545

on a, uh, a level playing field, but

it just, everybody realizes that the

00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:08,145

next person next to them who might

be very, you know, unassumingly

00:39:08,735 --> 00:39:12,125

dangerous, they might just look like a

normal person that could be dangerous.

00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:17,345

Um, and then just nobody really messes

with anybody else because everybody can

00:39:17,345 --> 00:39:20,545

kind of defend themselves to some degree.

00:39:21,205 --> 00:39:24,415

And it's like, I understand that

shit's expensive and it requires a

00:39:24,415 --> 00:39:29,495

lot of time, but I think that, um,

if you invest a little bit of money

00:39:29,495 --> 00:39:34,595

and time into your safety and well

being and development, I think it

00:39:34,595 --> 00:39:37,005

pays in dividends throughout a life.

00:39:38,065 --> 00:39:40,995

I think martial arts is a

really good skill for everybody

00:39:40,995 --> 00:39:41,485

Mark: to learn.

00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:44,640

No, I agree with you on that matter

of fact, maybe that's something that

00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,910

people should go to their schools for.

00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:47,200

Right.

00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:51,710

It'd be a great afterschool program

that maybe some of these kids need,

00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,430

maybe work out some of the sensei.

00:39:53,430 --> 00:39:55,830

I know the school can probably

have it in their budget.

00:39:55,870 --> 00:39:58,570

They, they certainly, if

not, they can fundraise,

00:39:58,580 --> 00:40:02,100

Gary G: but it'd be a liability

because just like, just like sports,

00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,390

you're going to get hurt, right?

00:40:03,390 --> 00:40:05,730

Like the kids who are playing

football are going to get hurt.

00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:05,990

Right.

00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,399

And it's like, you better damn well

understand that the kid that's kind

00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,530

of a little goofy and kind of a

little weak and insecure in boxing

00:40:12,530 --> 00:40:13,910

is going to get a bloody nose.

00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:14,510

Right.

00:40:14,590 --> 00:40:16,070

And then, you know what I mean?

00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:20,340

It's like, you're supposed to learn

from that, but yet that's more

00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:21,820

of an extracurricular activity.

00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,100

That's an out of school activity.

00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:28,520

That's something that the parents

unfortunately need to, uh, Or maybe

00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:32,700

schools can work out a deal with certain

dojos or certain gyms or something.

00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:33,600

Mark: Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:40:33,610 --> 00:40:34,770

Like make it happen.

00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:37,760

Like how the schools, because I think

that's another problem with our inner

00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,440

city schools and stuff like that.

00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:44,390

There's not really any

resources for the children or.

00:40:44,795 --> 00:40:48,125

Any programs to help these kids get

into like when you and I were in school

00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:50,915

There was a lot of programs that if

you want to get involved for once I

00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:54,625

became a volunteer firefighter junior

volunteer firefighter And that was a

00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:57,315

great program because it based it off

your grades and so forth and stuff.

00:40:57,335 --> 00:41:00,405

I don't know I just think our

kids are going to do better folks.

00:41:00,435 --> 00:41:03,155

And yeah, I agree with y'all It is

a parents and popularity test the

00:41:03,155 --> 00:41:04,795

popularity has always been there though.

00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:09,325

I mean I mean, the school that

we went to in California was so

00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:11,025

segregated, like different groups.

00:41:11,415 --> 00:41:16,965

You had your stoners, your skaters,

your freaking gangsters, your preppies.

00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:19,915

Gary G: But to answer kind of

Marty's question, he's saying, does

00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:23,025

everyone understand the root cause

of the kids that are the bullies?

00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:27,165

Every obviously every

situation is different, but

00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:29,345

generally speaking, generally.

00:41:29,715 --> 00:41:33,405

Those kids are probably coming

from a shitty home life situation.

00:41:33,415 --> 00:41:34,325

That's what I was about to say.

00:41:34,445 --> 00:41:36,745

Yeah, like they're, they're

probably coming from a broken

00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:41,495

home and, and violence and that

shitty behaviors is what they know.

00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:44,855

It's what they're comfortable

with and it's how they are coping.

00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:50,995

And so maybe it's those kids

whose families can't afford to

00:41:50,995 --> 00:41:56,245

put them in the martial arts

classes, but, um, I don't know.

00:41:56,245 --> 00:41:59,125

I feel like there's, I feel

like there's a solution.

00:41:59,195 --> 00:42:00,175

I don't know the answer.

00:42:00,175 --> 00:42:04,405

I don't know how to organize or get

it done, but I feel like, um, I feel

00:42:04,405 --> 00:42:05,825

like martial arts is a good thing.

00:42:05,835 --> 00:42:11,715

Any type of like discipline, uh,

for inner city kids, for some of

00:42:11,715 --> 00:42:13,175

the weaker kids, for the bullies.

00:42:13,505 --> 00:42:18,675

I feel like having a discipline,

having some sort of outlet, having some

00:42:18,775 --> 00:42:24,955

type of like good moral character to

look up to and have influence from,

00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:28,175

especially if you come from like

a broken home without a father or

00:42:28,175 --> 00:42:29,895

something, I feel like that's important.

00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:36,355

And I feel like martial arts or some

weightlifting, uh, like I'm a pretty,

00:42:36,705 --> 00:42:38,565

pretty big advocate for CrossFit.

00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,965

I feel like some sort of discipline.

00:42:41,715 --> 00:42:47,265

Is really good for kids to kind of

put their energy into and to develop

00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:54,685

a skill that requires, um, dedication,

mindfulness, delayed gratification.

00:42:55,295 --> 00:42:58,705

Um, you know, it requires

consistency and all of those things.

00:42:58,705 --> 00:42:59,895

I feel like it's important.

00:42:59,965 --> 00:43:03,565

Mark: I mean, it's also

friends too, right?

00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:06,365

It's peer pressure, peer pressure is huge.

00:43:06,515 --> 00:43:06,755

Yeah.

00:43:06,755 --> 00:43:06,895

But

00:43:06,895 --> 00:43:11,425

Gary G: if everybody's doing things

that are building up moral character,

00:43:11,725 --> 00:43:16,045

then if you have, you're going to

have more kids doing more of the

00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:19,325

right things, and then you're going

to have more of the right influence.

00:43:19,325 --> 00:43:22,285

And then the ones who are doing

the shitty things might be more.

00:43:22,660 --> 00:43:26,000

Influenced into doing the better

things or they're not going to have

00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,230

as many people to recruit to do the

shitty things because the kids will

00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:36,210

be more busy doing the things that

they get a Benefit from but I hear you

00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:37,060

Mark: I and I agree with you.

00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:39,500

I feel like this I you know what?

00:43:39,540 --> 00:43:40,400

It's kind of interesting.

00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,230

We're having this conversation.

00:43:41,290 --> 00:43:46,300

I feel like this could be a full

blown podcast in itself Uh, to really

00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:47,570

research on some of this stuff.

00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:51,660

So folks, why don't we come back to

this, uh, this one at another time we

00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:54,570

can Gary myself, Zach, and I'll talk

about it and figure out maybe we can do

00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:58,110

a show, someone borderline, uh, because

yeah, I think it'd be a good show.

00:43:58,110 --> 00:44:00,950

Maybe we can get some parents on

here whose children been bullied or.

00:44:01,335 --> 00:44:03,155

You know, get some different

perspectives as well.

00:44:03,155 --> 00:44:06,935

I think it'd be for a great podcast and

allow Tik TOK to come in on this one.

00:44:07,535 --> 00:44:11,545

So let's, let's move on back to

what we were talking about here

00:44:11,555 --> 00:44:15,925

with different, what if scenarios,

uh, monster hunter has one on here.

00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,255

Cause this one, this

is kind of interesting.

00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:21,575

Kind of goes with over a little

bit talking about what if you found

00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:28,265

out someone you loved had committed

a terrible crime, would you?

00:44:28,905 --> 00:44:33,255

Eat some cheese and rat him out, or would

you help them out and make sure their

00:44:33,255 --> 00:44:34,965

secret always stays secret for the crime?

00:44:34,965 --> 00:44:36,095

Depends on what the crime is.

00:44:42,745 --> 00:44:46,955

That is not the phone that is a tik

tok asking me to verify that I'm

00:44:46,955 --> 00:44:51,115

still alive That is not a phone call.

00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:51,835

Gary G: So how do you

00:44:52,025 --> 00:44:57,305

Mark: verify that you're still I just

had a slide a little puzzle piece Oh, I

00:44:57,305 --> 00:45:00,585

had a slide, a little puzzle piece over

saying, Hey, I'm still here at tick tock.

00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,025

That's a way to make sure that

you're not falling asleep on it.

00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:06,575

So Kayla says, do the crime, do the time.

00:45:09,395 --> 00:45:09,795

So

00:45:09,935 --> 00:45:12,525

Gary G: if it's a terrible crime,

then it's a terrible crime.

00:45:12,545 --> 00:45:13,705

If it's a petty crime.

00:45:14,615 --> 00:45:14,885

Mark: Yeah.

00:45:16,065 --> 00:45:17,495

All right, Zach, what are you saying?

00:45:17,535 --> 00:45:17,995

What do you say?

00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:21,265

If you've had a family member that

committed a crime, we'll say first,

00:45:21,265 --> 00:45:22,755

they create a white collar crime.

00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,670

What's a white collar crime?

00:45:25,270 --> 00:45:27,030

Uh, we'll say a financial type of crime.

00:45:27,030 --> 00:45:31,360

They laundered money or you better

share that motherfucking wealth,

00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:31,870

Gary G: homie.

00:45:35,490 --> 00:45:38,200

Mark: So would you rat him out

or would you let him slide?

00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,070

Zach: Yeah.

00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:43,590

If they, yeah, like monster

hunters said, is there a reward?

00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,140

Cause I'll fucking turn their ass in.

00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:49,270

Gary G: What's in it for me, big dog?

00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,420

Mark: What's in it for me?

00:45:52,025 --> 00:45:56,615

So we got, we got monster over here who

I don't think he's talking about a family

00:45:56,615 --> 00:45:58,555

member, but he says I would blackmail him.

00:45:59,575 --> 00:46:01,725

Saying date me or I'll rat you out.

00:46:02,525 --> 00:46:06,985

Damn, I mean if you got a blackmail

someone to date you monster hunter,

00:46:06,985 --> 00:46:09,965

I'm not sure Maybe we need to talk

about something else with you.

00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:14,525

We can talk later on in the show

I don't even know we're out on

00:46:14,525 --> 00:46:16,365

the what ifs who is next up on it.

00:46:16,805 --> 00:46:17,715

I'll go you'll go.

00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:18,865

All right, go for it Well,

00:46:18,905 --> 00:46:20,685

Gary G: what if pets could speak human

00:46:20,685 --> 00:46:21,415

Mark: languages?

00:46:21,955 --> 00:46:23,065

I think we already did that one.

00:46:23,285 --> 00:46:24,055

Did we already do that?

00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:25,885

Yes, we're talking about cats and dogs.

00:46:25,885 --> 00:46:26,995

No, we did that during the show

00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:27,855

Gary G: Oh, was it?

00:46:27,895 --> 00:46:28,145

Okay.

00:46:28,145 --> 00:46:28,585

It was.

00:46:28,615 --> 00:46:31,535

What if, uh, we had a reliable

way to predict the future?

00:46:32,905 --> 00:46:34,275

Mark: If we had a reliable way?

00:46:35,405 --> 00:46:37,195

Uh, explain more.

00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:39,385

What would be considered a

reliable way to predict the

00:46:39,385 --> 00:46:39,845

Gary G: future?

00:46:40,015 --> 00:46:43,475

If you could, like, if your,

whatever the prediction was, was

00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:45,055

Mark: true and accurate.

00:46:45,945 --> 00:46:48,715

I would say that we already have

something like that, like Nostradamus.

00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:51,800

Nah, fool.

00:46:51,820 --> 00:46:55,390

See, this is where we're going to

argue because I believe that we do have

00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:57,280

some people that predicted the future.

00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:57,980

Nah.

00:46:57,990 --> 00:46:59,170

And they truly do exist.

00:46:59,170 --> 00:46:59,950

See, here we go.

00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,580

We're going to, this

is, folks, here we go.

00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:02,980

This is going to turn into another show.

00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,880

So that's like, this is

like me saying, I wanted

00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:08,960

Gary G: somebody to tell me 10 years ago.

00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,030

And set me up and just say, Bitcoin's

going to hit a hundred grand.

00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,580

Here's, here's a hundred

Bitcoin or a thousand Bitcoin.

00:47:16,890 --> 00:47:17,950

It's like, how did you know?

00:47:17,990 --> 00:47:19,250

Well, this is how I know.

00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:20,600

It's like, ah, shit.

00:47:20,610 --> 00:47:22,120

Well, you've been right before.

00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,949

Nostradamus,

00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,590

Mark: nah fool.

00:47:25,950 --> 00:47:26,460

Yeah, I did.

00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,070

Nostradamus has been legit.

00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:30,020

He's had a quite a bit of his pretty.

00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,120

He's had quite a bit of

his predictions come true.

00:47:33,570 --> 00:47:33,800

That's

00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,630

Gary G: like me saying, at some

00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:38,480

Mark: time, there will

be a great earthquake.

00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:42,520

Gary G: There's going to be a

big earthquake at some point.

00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,230

There's going to be a plague.

00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,200

Yes.

00:47:46,210 --> 00:47:46,490

That.

00:47:46,545 --> 00:47:48,165

Also is gonna happen.

00:47:48,555 --> 00:47:49,275

There will be an

00:47:49,275 --> 00:47:52,785

Mark: eclipse where the

sun and the moon, the light

00:47:52,785 --> 00:47:53,835

Gary G: will be blocked out.

00:47:54,345 --> 00:47:54,615

It's

00:47:54,615 --> 00:47:55,725

Mark: going to happen.

00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:58,035

I got nonbelievers on the show, folks.

00:47:58,035 --> 00:47:58,335

All right.

00:47:58,335 --> 00:48:00,915

So Nucleus tells us to look

up the project Looking glass.

00:48:00,915 --> 00:48:02,655

I know about project looking glass.

00:48:02,805 --> 00:48:04,095

Okay, so what about this?

00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:04,335

What?

00:48:04,335 --> 00:48:05,685

Why am I being told to look it up?

00:48:05,685 --> 00:48:06,255

What's the deal?