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Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Chapter 20
Episode 208th June 2023 • Bite at a Time Books • Bree Carlile
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Today we'll be continuing Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain.

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Chapter 20 they asked us considerable many questions.

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Wanted to know what we covered up the raft that way for, and I laid by in the daytime instead of running.

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Was Jim?

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A runaway servant.

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Says I.

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Goodness sakes, would a runaway servant run south?

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No, they allowed he wouldn't.

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I had to account for things some way.

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So I says my folks was living in Pike County in Missouri, where I was born, and they all died off but me and PA and my brother Ike.

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PA, he allowed he'd break up and go down and live with Uncle Ben, who's got a little one horse place on the river 44 miles below Orleans.

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PA was pretty poor and had some debts, so when he squared up, there weren't nothing left but $16 in our servant Jim that weren't enough to take us 1400 miles deck passage nor no other way.

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Well, when the river rose, Paw had a streak of luck.

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One day he catched this piece of a raft, so we reckoned we'd go down to Orleans on it.

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PA's luck didn't hold out.

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A steamboat run over the forehead corner of the raft one night, and we all went overboard and dove under the wheel.

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Jim and me come up all right, but Paul was drunk and Ike was only four years old.

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So they never come up no more.

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Well, for the next day or two we had considerable trouble because people was always coming out in skiffs and trying to take Jim away from me, saying they believed he was a runaway servant.

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We don't run daytimes no more.

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Now nights they don't bother us.

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The Duke says leave me alone to cipher out away so we can run in the daytime if we want to.

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I'll think the thing over.

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I'll invent a plan that'll fix it.

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We'll let it alone for today because of course we don't want to go by that town yonder in daylight it mightn't be healthy.

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Towards night it begun to darken up and look like rain.

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The heat lightning was squirting around low down in the sky and the leaves was beginning to shiver.

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It was going to be pretty ugly.

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It was easy to see that.

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So the Duke and the King went to overhauling our wigwam to see what the beds was like.

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My bed was a straw tick better than Jim's, which was a corn shuck tick.

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There's always cobs around about in a shuck tick and they poke into you and hurt.

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And when you roll over, the dry shuck sound like he was rolling over in a pile of dead leaves.

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It makes such a rustling that you wake up.

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Well, the Duke allowed he would take my bed, but the King allowed he wouldn't.

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He says, I should have reckoned the difference in rank would have suggested to you that a corn shuck bed weren't just fitting for me to sleep on.

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Your Grace will take the shuck bed yourself.

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Jim and me was in a sweat again for a minute, being afraid there was going to be some more trouble amongst them.

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So he was pretty glad.

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When the Duke says, tis my fate to be always ground into the mire under the iron hill of oppression misfortune has broken my once haughty spirit.

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I yield.

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I submit.

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Tis my fate.

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I am alone in the world.

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Let me suffer.

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Can bear it.

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We got away as soon as it was good and dark.

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The King told us to stand well out towards the middle of the river and not show a light till we got a long ways below the town.

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We come inside of the little bunch of lights by and by.

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That was the town, you know, and slid by about half a mile out.

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All right.

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When we was three quarters of a mile below we hoisted up our signal lantern and about 10:00 it come on to rain and blow in thunder and lighten like everything.

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So the King told us to both stay on watch till the weather got better.

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Then him and the Duke crawled into the wigwam and turned in for the night.

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It was my watch below till twelve, but I wouldn't have turned in anyway if I'd had a bed, because a body don't see such a storm as that every day in the week.

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Not by a long sight, my souls, how the wind did scream along.

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And every second or two there'd come a glare that lit up the white caps for a half mile around, and you'd see the islands looking dusty through the rain and the trees thrashing around in the wind.

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Then comes a whack, bum bum bumble lumb bum, bum bum, and the thunder would go a rumbling and grumbling away and quit.

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And then, rip comes another flash and another sock doggler.

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The waves must have washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on and didn't mind.

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We didn't have no trouble about snags.

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The lightning was glaring and flittering around so constant that we could see them plenty soon enough to throw her head this way or that and miss them.

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I had the middle watch, you know, but I was pretty sleepy by that time.

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So Jim, he said he would stand the first half of it for me.

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He was always mighty good that way, Jim was.

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I crawled into the wig wham, but the King and the Duke had their legs sprawled around, so there weren't no show for me.

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So I laid outside.

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I didn't mind the rain because it was warm and the waves weren't running so high.

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Now, about two they come up again, though, and Jim was going to call me, but he changed his mind because he reckoned they weren't high enough yet to do any harm.

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But he was mistaken about that, for pretty soon, all of a sudden, along comes a regular ripper and washed me overboard.

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It most killed jim a laughing.

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He was the easiest servant to laugh that ever was.

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Anyway, I took the watch, and Jim, he laid down and snored away, and by and by the storm let up for good and all, and the first cabin light that showed, I rousted him out, and we slid the raft into hiding quarters for the day.

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The King got out an old ratty deck of cards after breakfast, and him and the Duke played seven up for a while, five cents a game.

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Then they got tired of it and allowed they would lay out a campaign, as they called it.

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The Duke went down into his carpet bag and fetched up a lot of little printed bills and read them out loud.

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One bill said a celebrated Dr.

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Armond des Mont Blan of Paris would lecture on the science of phrenology at such and such a place on the blank day of blank at $0.10 admission, and furnish charts of character at $0.25 apiece.

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The Duke said that was him.

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In another bill, he was the world renowned Shakespearean tragedy in Garrick the Younger of Drury Lane, London.

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In other bills, he had a lot of other names and done other wonderful things, like finding water and gold with a divining rod, dissipating witch spells and so on.

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By and by, he says.

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But the histronic muse is the darling.

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Have you ever trod the board's royalty?

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No, says the king.

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You shall then, before your three days older fallen grandeur, says the Duke, the first good town we come to will hire a hall and do the sword fight in Richard III and the balcony seen in Romeo and Juliet.

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How does that strike you?

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I'm in up to the hub for anything that will pay bilgewater much.

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You see, I don't know nothing about play acting and Hain'never seen much of it.

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I was too small when PAP used to have him at the palace.

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Do you reckon you can learn me easy?

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All right.

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I'm just freezing for something fresh anyway.

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Let's commence right away.

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So the Duke, he told him all about who Romeo was and who Juliet was and said he was used to being Romeo, so the King could be Juliet.

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But if Juliet's such a young gal Duke, my peeled head and my white whiskers is going to look uncommon odd on her.

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Maybe.

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No, don't you worry.

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These country Jakes won't ever think of that.

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Besides, you know you'll be in costume and that makes all the difference in the world.

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Juliet's in a balcony enjoying the moonlight before she goes to bed.

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And she's got on her nightgown in a ruffled nightcap.

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Here are the costumes for the parts he got out.

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Two or three curtain calico suits, which he said was medieval armor for Richard III and the other chap, and a long white cotton night shirt and a ruffled nightcap to match.

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The king was satisfied.

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So the Duke got out his book and read the parts over in the most splendid spread eagle way, prancing around and acting at the same time to show how it had got to be done.

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Then he'd give the book to the King and told him to get his part by heart.

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There was a little one horse town about three mile down the bend, and after dinner the Duke said he had ciphered out his idea about how to run in daylight without it being dangerous for Jim.

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So he allowed he would go down to the town and fix that thing.

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The King allowed he would go too, and see if he couldn't strike something.

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We was out of coffee, so Jim said I better go along with him in the canoe and get some.

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When we got there, there weren't nobody stirring.

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Streets empty and perfectly dead and still like Sunday.

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We found a sick servant sunning himself in a backyard.

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And he said everybody that weren't too young or too sick or too old was gone to camp meeting about two mile back in the woods.

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The King got the directions and allowed he'd go and work that camp meeting for all it was worth.

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And I might go too.

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The Duke said what he was after was a printing office.

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We found it a little bit of a concern up over a carpenter shop.

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Carpenters and printers all gone to the meeting and no doors locked.

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It was a dirty, littered up place and had ink marks and handbills with pictures of horses and runaway servants on them all over the walls.

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The duke shed its coat and said he was all right now.

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So me and the King lit out for the camp meeting.

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We got there in about a half an hour, fairly dripping, for it was a most awful hot day.

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There was as much as a thousand people there from 20 miles around.

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The woods was full of teams and wagons hitched everywheres, feeding out of the wagon troughs and stomping to keep off the flies.

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There was sheds made out of poles and roofed over with branches where they had lemonade and gingerbread to sell and piles of watermelons and green corn and such like truck.

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The preaching was going on under the same kinds of sheds, only they was bigger and held crowds of people.

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The benches was made of outside slabs of logs with holes board in the round side to drive sticks into for legs.

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They didn't have no backs.

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The preachers had high platforms to stand on at one end of the sheds.

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The women had on sun bonnets, and some had Lindsay woolsey frocks.

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Some gingham ones and a few of the young ones had on calico.

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Some of the young men was barefooted, and some of the children didn't have on any clothes but just a toe linen shirt.

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Some of the old women was knitting, and some of the young folks was courting on the fly.

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The first shed we come to, the preacher was lining out a hymn.

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He lined out two lines.

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Everybody sung it, and it was kind of grand to hear it.

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There was so many of them and they'd done it in such a rousing way.

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Then he lined out two more for them to sing, and so on.

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The people woke up more and more and sung louder and louder, and towards the end some begun to groan and some begun to shout.

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Then the preacher begun to preach and begun in earnest too, and went weaving first to one side of the platform and then the other, and then a leaning down over the front of it with his arms and his body going all the time and shouting his words out with all his might.

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And every now and then he would hold up his Bible and spread it open and kind of pass it around this way and that, shouting it's the brazen serpent in the wilderness.

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Look upon it and live.

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And people would shout out, Glory, amen.

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And so he went on and the people groaning and crying and saying, amen.

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I'll come to the mourner's bench.

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Come black with sin, amen.

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Come sick and sore, amen.

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Come lame and halt and blind, amen.

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Come poor and needy, sunken shame, amen.

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Come all that's worn and soiled in suffering.

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Come with a broken spirit.

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Come with a contrite heart.

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Come in your rags and sin and dirt the waters that cleanse is free.

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The door of heaven stands open.

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O enter in and be at rest.

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Amen.

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Glory, glory, hallelujah.

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And so on.

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You couldn't make out what the preacher said anymore on account of the shouting and crying.

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Folks got up everywhere in the crowd and worked their way just by main strength to the mourners bench with the tears running down their faces.

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And when all the mourners had got up there to the front benches in a crowd, they sung and shouted and flung themselves down on the straw, just crazy and wild.

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Well, the first I knowed, the king got it going and you could hear him over everybody.

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And next he went to charging up onto the platform.

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And the preacher, he begged him to speak to the people, and he'd done it.

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He told them he was a pirate.

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Been a pirate for 30 years out in the Indian Ocean.

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And his crew was thinned out considerable last spring in a fight.

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And he was home now to take out some fresh men.

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And thanks to goodness, he'd been robbed last night and put ashore off of a steamboat without ascent.

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And he was glad of it.

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It was the blessedest thing that ever happened to him because he was a changed man now and happy for the first time in his life.

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And poor as he was, he was going to start right off and work his way back to the Indian Ocean and put in the rest of his life trying to turn the pirates into the true path.

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For he could do it better than anybody else, being acquainted with all pirate crews in that ocean.

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And though it would take him a long time to get there without money, he would get there anyway.

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And every time he convinced a pirate, he would say to him, don't you thank me.

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Don't you give me no credit.

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It all belongs to them dear people in Polkville camp meeting natural brothers and benefactors of the race.

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And that dear preacher there the truest friend a pirate ever had.

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And then he busted into tears, and so did everybody.

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Then somebody sings out, Take up a collection for him.

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Take up a collection.

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Well, a half a dozen made a jump to do it.

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But somebody sings out, Let him pass the hat around.

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Then everybody said it the preacher, too.

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So the king went all through the crowd with his hat swabbing his eyes and blessing the people and praising them and thanking them for being so good to the poor pirates away off there.

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And every little while the prettiest kind of girls with the tears running down their cheeks would up and ask him would he let them kiss him for to remember him by.

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And he always done it.

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And some of them he hugged and kissed as many as five or six times, and he was invited to stay a week.

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And everybody wanted him to live in their houses and said they'd think it was an honor.

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But he said as this was the last day of the camp meeting, he couldn't do no good.

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And besides, he was in a sweat to get to the Indian Ocean right off and go to work on the pirates.

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When we got back to the raft and he come to count up, he found he had collected $87.75.

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And then he had fetched away a three gallon jug of whiskey, too, that he found under a wagon when he was starting home through the woods.

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The King said take it all around.

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It laid over any day he'd ever put in in the missionarying line.

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He said it weren't no use talking.

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Heathens don't amount to shucks alongside of pirates to work a camp meeting with.

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The Duke was thinking he'd been doing pretty well till the King come to show up, but after that he didn't think so so much.

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He had set up and printed off two little jobs for farmers in that printing office horse bills, and took the money, $4.

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And he had got in $10 worth of advertisements for the paper, which he said he would put in for $4 if they would pay in advance.

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So they'd done it.

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The price of the paper was $2 a year, but he took in three subscriptions for half a dollar apiece on condition of them paying him in advance.

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They were going to pay in cordwood and onions as usual, but he said he had just bought the concern and knocked down the price as low as he could afford it and was going to run it for cash.

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He set up a little piece of poetry which he made himself out of his own head.

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Three verses, kind of sweet and saddish.

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The name of it was yes crush cold world this breaking heart.

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And he left that all set up and ready to print in the paper and didn't charge nothing for it.

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Well, he took in $9 and a half, and said he'd done a pretty square day's work for it.

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Then he showed us another little job he'd printed and hadn't charged for because it was for us.

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It had a picture of a runaway servant with a bundle on a stick over his shoulder and $200 reward under it.

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The reading was all about Jim, and just described him to a dot.

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It said he'd run away from St.

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Jackie's Plantation, 40 miles below New Orleans last winter, and likely went north.

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And whoever would catch him and send him back, he could have the reward and expenses now, says the Duke.

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After tonight, we can run in the daytime if we want to.

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Whenever we see anybody coming, we can tie Jim handed and foot with a rope and lay him in the wig wham and show this handbill and say we captured him up the river and we're too poor to travel on a steamboat.

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So we got this little raft on credit from our friends and are going down to get the reward.

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Handcuffs and chains would look still better on Jim, but it wouldn't go well with the story of us being so poor.

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Too much like jewelry.

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Ropes are the correct thing.

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We must preserve the unities, as we say on the boards.

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We all said the Duke was pretty smart and there couldn't be no trouble about running daytimes.

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We judged we could make miles enough that night to get out of the reach of the POW wow.

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We reckoned the Duke's work in the printing office was going to make in that little town.

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Then we could boom right along if we wanted to.

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We laid low and kept still and never shoved out till nearly 10:00.

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Then we slid by pretty wide away from the town and didn't hoist our lantern until we was clear out of sight of it.

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When Jim called me to take the watch at four in the morning, he says, does he reckon we going to run across any more kings on this trip?

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No, I says, I reckon not.

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Well, says he does.

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All right, then.

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I don't mind one or two kings, but that's enough.

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This one's powerful drunk and the Duke ain't much better.

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I found Jim had been trying to get him to talk French so he could hear what it was like, but he said he had been in this country so long and had so much trouble he'd forgot it.

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