Are there foods from your childhood you can't make better, even with all you know about cooking? We've got a list, despite our current snobbery. We may have written for WINE SPECTATOR and FINE COOKING, but there are some things we crave, even though we know how to make them better.
We're Bruce Weinstein & Mark Scarbrough, authors of over three dozen cookbooks. If you'd like to see our latest, COLD CANNING, please check it out at this link right here.
Plus, we've got a one-minute cooking tip. And we'll tell you what's making us happy in food this week.
Here are the segments for this episode of COOKING WITH BRUCE & MARK:
[01:26] Our one-minute cooking tip: the best way to prep hard winter squash.
[03:55] The foods from our childhoods we could never change, despite our current food snobbery.
[17:15] What’s making us happy in food this week? Chili con queso and banoffee pie!
Hey, I am Bruce Weinstein
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:and this is
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:mark: the Podcast Cooking
with Bruce and Mark.
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:And I'm Mark Scarborough, and together
with Bruce, my husband, we have
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:written 37 cookbooks, but 41 books
between total between the two of us.
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:Yep.
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:With knitting books and
memoirs and all that stuff.
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:A lot.
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:We've published a lot of books with
a lot of publishers, but this is our
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:podcast about the major passion in
our life, food and cooking, something
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:that has driven us for the past.
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:26 years, probably
longer than that, right?
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:Mm-hmm.
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:I mean, publishing for 26 years.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:But longer than that in our lives, I think
we both were known for throwing lavish
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:dinner spreads and doing all that kind
of stuff before we started this career.
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:bruce: And I did go to chef school at 18.
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:mark: And you did?
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:And you did develop recipes
in a test kitchen in New York?
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:Mm-hmm.
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:For who?
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:I don't remember.
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:Oh, the food group.
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:Okay.
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:The food group.
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:Well, anyway, this is our current.
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:Podcast about food and cooking.
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:We've got a one minute cooking tip.
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:As usual, we wanna talk about
childhood favorites that we still
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:think are better even with all
of our current food snobbery.
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:So even though we might be able
to now make these things much.
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:Better these days.
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:We still harken back to the old
childhood way these things were, which
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:may not be the best way possible,
but still call to us dramatically.
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:So we'll talk about that, how we
connect to foods from our childhood
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:that, uh, maybe escape our current
food snobbery and we'll tell you what's
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:making us happy in food this week.
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:So let's get started.
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:bruce: Our one minute cooking tip.
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:When you're dealing with large
winter squash, butternut acorn,
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:that kind of squash buttercup.
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:Um, sure.
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:Uh,
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:mark: what's some others or
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:bruce: kobocha?
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:Kobocha, what's that
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:mark: blue one?
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:Is that Hubbard?
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:Hdd, blue Hubbard.
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:Squashes.
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:Right.
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:And pumpkins,
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:bruce: yeah.
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:Right.
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:Do not pick out a pairing
knife from your drawer.
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:Don't be silly.
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:Get a big knife.
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:You want a large chef knife, at
least eight inches or 20 centimeters.
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:And here's a tip for you.
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:First slice off the top and
bottom 'cause that will make it
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:easier to stand on a flat surface
so you could cut straight down.
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:Don't try and save flesh by
cutting only the outside edges.
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:It's okay if a little flesh goes away.
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:What we found is if you microwave that
squash for up to two minutes, it will
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:soften the skin to make it even easier.
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:Yes.
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:mark: Just slightly.
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:Do you don't want it to get really
hot 'cause it will actually explode.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:And you don't wanna cook it.
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:No.
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:So you wanna really just do the
microwave for maybe up to two minutes.
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:Yep.
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:You can even try one minute
and see where that gets you.
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:It'll soften the skin
to take it off easier.
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:But as Bruce says, if you take off
the top and the bottom, even above.
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:Pumpkin.
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:Then it'll stand flat on a cutting
board, and you can slice it down now
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:Same with an acorn, SWAs,
that technique, et cetera.
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:Use
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:bruce: it for everything.
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:You could even cut the top and bottom
off an onion or an apple or anything
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:round to make it sit flat on your
cutting board so it's easier to cut
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:mark: as Bruce is sitting
here across from you with.
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:Uh, part of his finger cut off
from having to slice a tomato that
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:I also
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:bruce: just sharpened my knives.
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:mark: Mm-hmm.
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:And he cut the tip of his finger off.
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:Um, so there you go.
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:There's a good way to deal
with, uh, winter squashes
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:that are coming in right now.
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:We hope we keep you entertained now by
telling you about childhood favorites.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:That we can't improve on
despite all of our snobbery now.
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:bruce: Just say, despite
all our snobbery now,
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:mark: despite all our snobbery.
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:bruce: Mark, why don't you start,
tell me something from your childhood
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:that you love, even though you
could probably make better now.
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:mark: Um, well, I can't make
it better now, but I'm s.
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:Certain my chef husband can.
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:So I grew up in Dallas, Texas,
and I grew up going to a Dallas
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:institution called L Phoenix.
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:Mm.
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:If you're from the Dallas-Fort Worth
area, you probably know l Phoenix.
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:It is sloppy gloppy me.
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:Mexican Tex-Mex Food's not
Mexican food, TexMex food.
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:It is greasy and fabulous, and
I have to tell you that I still
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:So much so that a couple nights ago.
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:I asked Bruce to make enchiladas and
he was like, oh, you know, he's gonna
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:grind these chilies and do that.
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:And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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:I want El Phoenix meat enchiladas.
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:And so I went out online and
found a recipe that replicated
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:El Phoenix's version of this.
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:So this trained chef
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:bruce: that you're married to.
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:Opened cans of enchilada sauce.
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:mark: I told him he was not
allowed to make an enchilada sauce.
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:He had to use canned red enchilada sauce.
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:bruce: than what I would normally
do by making my own tortillas, I
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:took store-bought tortillas, dipped
them in canned enchilada sauce.
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:You bet.
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:And I layered them up with
shredded pre-bagged cheese.
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:Did I find fancy cheese and grated?
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:No, no.
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:I got pre shredded.
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:Free bag cheese.
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:mark: Tex-Mex
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:bruce: blend right.
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:Or Mexican blend or something.
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:And then the meat sauce was canned
tomato sauce and chili powder.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:And just shredded up meat.
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:And it was, you loved it?
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:mark: I did.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:We actually served it to people at a
dinner party as part of a bigger, larger
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:Tex-Mex, well, Mexican food spread.
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:This was the real Tex-Mex thing.
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:Everything else.
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:Well, well, uh, now I
say that there was also.
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:Sloppy chili Cato from El Phoenix
there too, so I can't help it.
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:You know what, uh, you can I behind
brew, make a better enchilada sauce with
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:dried chilies and all that kind of stuff.
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:Have we written recipes that are far
better enchilada sauce than this?
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:Yes, but I knew that the El
Phoenix sauce had tomatoes in it.
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:I knew that it was, it was kind
of weird and sweet and delicious
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:and I, I can't make it better.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:So, there you go.
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:Bruce made me a, an nail phoenix meat
enchilada casserole, and I loved it.
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:Okay.
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:Your turn.
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:bruce: One of my favorite childhood things
to eat ever was Bono, Turkish Taffy.
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:mark: Okay, so I just, as I had to explain
Dallas and Elish, you're gonna have to
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:explain Bono, Turkish, Chevy to those
people who don't live on the East Coast
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:Turkish Taffy was a candy that
came in a flat bar, so like imagine
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:the length of a Snickers bar,
but only a quarter inch thick.
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:And when you peeled off the
foil wrapper, you had this.
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:Basically tongue of hard candy that
you crack it and then chew it and it
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:got soft and it came in strawberry,
vanilla, chocolate, and my all
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:And I used to buy a bag of
these and eat these banana.
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:Bono Turkish taffy things,
and they were amazing.
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:We tried to improve it
or at least recreate it.
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:We did.
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:We wrote a candy book back in the
early two thousands and I tried to
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:recreate Bono Turkish taffy, and I came
close, but I even this trained chef
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:couldn't recreate that spectacular,
hard to soft, cracky chewy now.
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:The banana flavor was easy because fake
banana flavor is fake banana flavor.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:So fake banana flavor, if
you don't know is a thing.
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resemblance to bananas, I suppose.
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:It's a chemical banana.
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a nuclear waste site.
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:bruce: you imagine.
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:Ripest banana you can possibly imagine
that is on this side of fermented.
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:Flavor.
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:bruce: Go on the flavor of like
banana laur used in banana daiquiris.
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:There it is.
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:So if you've never had a frozen
banana daiquiri, you're coming
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Turkish Daffy, fake banana.
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:And to this day, that banana
flavoring is available in every.
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:Asian supermarket I ever go
into and I keep it in the house.
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:And I have been known to put a
few drops of banana flavoring
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:into my banana breads you have?
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:And people go, oh my
goodness, it's so banana.
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:mark: No it is not.
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:It tastes like fake
banana, but okay, love it.
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:Um, okay, so I'm gonna say now.
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:Say something from my childhood that
my food snobbery cannot improve on.
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:And that is, and don't gross out
on me, but that is cherry pie.
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:And when I say cherry pie, I
mean canned cherry pie filling.
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:Corn
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:bruce: starch thickens.
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:Cherry pie filling is what I grew up on.
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:And even two weeks ago, I pulled a bag
of sour cherries outta the freezer, sour
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:cherries that Bruce had picked, and he
had pitted them and he had frozen them.
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:I made my own crust for it and
I was vaguely disappointed.
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:You were the only one.
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:I know.
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:Everybody else liked it.
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:It was the best pie I had had in years.
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:Where is the snotty sloppy gel me bit
between the chairs, the lured red color.
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Drake's hand pies and eat them.
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:Oh yeah, cherries too.
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:It it, it, I was disappointed
in this homemade pie I made
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:Mm-hmm.
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:My, my mother would doctor canned
cherry pie filling with, uh, a
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and that would doctor it
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:bruce: what was with our
parents and doctoring things.
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to this day still.
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:Dr.
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:Jarred Gefilte fish.
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:bruce: they think as long as
you reco it with fresh carrots,
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I made gefilte fish.
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:bruce: you know, at this point,
if you've listened to this
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:Hamburgers, like I love them
more than anything you do.
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:And I know how to make an
amazing hamburger, but I grew
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is nothing like a White Castle.
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:No matter how now it is
true, it doest taste anything
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:It does like anything except grease.
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:You can't, you can't recreate that.
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:It's like, so if you
don't know White Castle.
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:They're flat little square patties
that maybe they're an ounce of meat
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:and they have five holes, and then
like, it's the number five on a dice.
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griddle with lots of onions and oil.
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:mark: What?
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pattern of the five on a dice?
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:Didn't you
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:And then they put the buns on top.
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:So the buns steam with the grease,
onion steam coming through the
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:Kid, I would eat five or six of them.
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:So to this day, no matter how
good a hamburger I can make, I
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not grow up with White Castle.
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:So I did not grow up with White Castle,
and Bruce was appalled when I was in
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that I had never been to a White Castle.
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:Out to the A b, C outlet,
which was in the Bronx.
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is a very high-end furniture
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:But they had an outlet back in the
day in the Bronx where you could get
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:So we drove out to the outlet and
he's like, oh, there's a White Castle
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:We're gonna stop at the White
Castle and eat White Castle
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:because you've never had it.
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:So we got to A, B, C,
and I want to say that.
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:I couldn't get to the
bathroom fast enough.
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:It was like an emergency.
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:It was, wow, that is a greasy mess.
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:And that, no comment.
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:But I, I was lucky to make it then back to
our apartment in Manhattan without soiling
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:the car that, wow, that was really gross.
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:Okay, so here's something from me
that I just can't improve on, and
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:I have tried and tried and tried
to improve on it, and I know that
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:every Southerner is about to kill me.
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:So kill me.
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:I don't care.
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:I cannot improve on canned biscuits.
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:Oh, they're so
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:bruce: easy.
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:mark: Popping, fresh.
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:Just, I'm sorry.
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:I can't do it.
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:I, I grew up with them outta
the can from my mother.
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:My, did my grandmother
make homemade biscuits?
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:Yes, she did.
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:Well, your
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:bruce: grandmother was a baker.
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:I, exactly.
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:That was her job.
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:She
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:mark: made homemade biscuits with butter
and shortening and buttermilk and, yes.
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:bruce: fine, I'm sure they were
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:mark: spectacular, but my
mother made canned biscuits.
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:You know, the kind, you crack on the
edge of the counter and open the can.
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:And to this day when I make homemade
biscuits, I still am vaguely
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:dissatisfied with it because I think
mm, well, you know, I mean, it is.
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:I could do just as well
with a canned biscuit.
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:The canned
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:bruce: biscuits is like
comparing a donut to a bagel.
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:mark: I, I mean,
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:bruce: it's no's.
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:mark: I just,
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:bruce: I can tell you
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:mark: that what I'm hankering
for, to drag through my egg yolk.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:Is that stupid canned biscuit.
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:That's easy.
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:I
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:bruce: could get some of those.
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:But your mom also did really
interesting things with them.
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:You know, she would
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:mark: Oh,
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:bruce: fill them and stuff them
and bake them and, and cover them.
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:I don't like that.
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:I like.
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:She doctored them and she did.
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:Um, I'm sure my mother had
all kinds of weird things.
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:My mother wa thought she was a
very creative cook and she was
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:actually a very terrible cook.
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:So, uh, uh, sometime I'll tell you
about liver and bananas together.
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:At last, yes.
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:Um, anyway, but canned biscuit,
because are just something that
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:I, I can't explain it to you.
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:It's like right outta my childhood.
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:Have I followed Natalie Dre's
perfect recipe for biscuits and am I.
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:Studied all these recipes for how to
make the perfect southern biscuit.
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:Yes, I have.
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:And I always make them,
and I always think nice.
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:Then they're amazing.
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:I should have bought a can
'cause it's what I wanted.
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:So anyway.
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:Okay, there's mine.
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:Do you have another one?
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:bruce: I do.
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:This is something my grandmother
served as a side dish and you
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:could get it also in kosher delis.
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:mark: Oh no, I know where this is going.
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:bruce: Mm-hmm.
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:Noodle gel.
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:Oh, so the word gel just means pudding.
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:And so noodle pudding.
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:Now it means different
things to different families.
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:A lot of families.
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:Cool cake, right?
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:Cake
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:mark: pudding.
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:bruce: in a lot of families it
included cottage cheese and sour
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:cream, and it became a dairy thing.
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:But no, my grandmother
served it with meat meals.
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:So it would be a side dish to pot
roast or a side dish to meatballs.
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:So what it
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:mark: is, mind to wait before
you start what it is, I just
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:Side dish.
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:This is not a dessert.
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:This is sort of
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:bruce: your Jewish version
of snicker salad, I think.
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:Mm-hmm.
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:I think it is.
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:So you boil egg noodles and then
you drain them and you put them in
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:a big bowl and let them cool a bit.
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:And here's what you're
gonna mix into them.
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:You're gonna mix in some oil.
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:Some sugar, some beaten eggs, and
a drained can of fruit cocktail.
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:Oh God.
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:And you're gonna pack that
into a baking dish pack
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:mark: being the important
word, and you're gonna
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:bruce: bake it until the top is browned
and the noodles get crunchy and dark.
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:And you're gonna slice it into
squares and you're going to eat it
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:alongside meatloaf pot roast or pot
roast or sweet and sour meatballs.
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:Oh, sweet, sweet and sour.
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:So you can just basically
have dessert all night long.
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:Um, and kosher delis do make it
as good as my grandmother did,
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:and I actually have never made it.
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:I don't want to make it because
I want to get it from the deli.
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:I want it to be just the
way my grandmother made it.
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:And
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:mark: when you're talking about that,
you're talking about really delis meat.
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:Kosher meat restaurants.
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:Yes.
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:Koko Becausecause.
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:They're not gonna put any dairy
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:bruce: in it, right?
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:Kosher meat restaurants have it.
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:Kosher meat delis.
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:Um, like Ben's Deli in mm-hmm.
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:Bay Terrace in Queens.
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:Or the Kosher or the Kosher Not, yep.
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:These wonderful places.
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:mark: Um, I will tell you that
my goyish heart rises up and
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:strikes back at you because I just
can't deal with the noodle gel.
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:I love Delicate in food.
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:I love delis like crazy, but I
just can't go down that road,
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:down the Noodle Kugel road.
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:No, and I'll never ask you to go down
the Snicker salad, bro, so mm-hmm.
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:That's a whole thing.
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:If you don't know what Snicker salad is.
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:Google it and you'll find out.
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:Um, okay, so those are things that we
can improve on from our childhood despite
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:our current food professionalism and
snobbery, we bet you have your list too.
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:So
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:bruce: please go to our Facebook group
cooking with Bruce and Mark, and share
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:some of your childhood favorites, things
that you love that you would never think
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:mark: Okay.
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:That is the standard pitch
now, the standard end.
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:What's making us happy in food this week,
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I was talking about that El Phoenix
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and I mentioned that chili queso.
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:Well, it was really good, and in fact, all
of these Yankees who I live amongst in New
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:I Instead he made a bechamel,
which is apparently the real A
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:bruce: half and half, not
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:mark: milk.
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:Okay.
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:A bechamel with half and half,
and then you melt cheese into it.
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:And then yes, a can of
rotel tomatoes and chilies.
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:If you don't know what that is,
we probably can't be friends,
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:but a can of rotel and it was
just absolutely fantastic.
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last night, it was a cool fall
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:night, and I watched all these
Yankees get this poor chi in queso
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:over guacamole on their plates, so
they don't know really what to do.
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:They're just Yankees, but still,
and nonetheless, I loved it and
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:it made me very, very happy.
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:bruce: What made me happy is
what I served for dessert.
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:After all of that, it was good.
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:I had never made a banfi pie before.
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:If you don't know what that is,
bananas and toffee equals banoffee.
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:It's a British thing, and it is usually
done in a graham cracker crust, but
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:it can be a sweet pie crust too.
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:I use graham cracker crust
and then you make a Dolce dce.
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:You can burn sugar and add milk and
make a whole pudding, or you could
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:cheat like I did, which is took
cans of sweet and condensed milk.
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:Boiled them in water for
three hours, which in
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:mark: the sealed can, if
you don't know this, yep.
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:In
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:bruce: the sealed can.
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:And you have to maintain the water
two inches above the can, the whole
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you let it cool at least four hours
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:before opening it, and you have this.
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:Beautifully dark caramelized
Dolce dce, and I spread that
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:Top that with sliced bananas covered
with whipped cream and shaved chocolate.
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:mark: It was good.
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:Let's just say that chili queso and
enchilada casserole and banfi pie.
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:You look at the number of guests you have
and you count the number of bathrooms
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:you have, and you go from there.
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:So, okay, that's the
podcast for this week.
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:We hope you've enjoyed the podcast.
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:We certainly thank you for
being on this journey with us.
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:We thank you for taking the time to let.
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:Us into your podcast landscape,
as they say in the industry.
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:So thanks for that and thanks
for being here with us.
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:bruce: And besides our Facebook
group cooking with Bruce and
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:Mark, we have a TikTok channel
cooking with Bruce and Mark.
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:So please go there and check out
all the videos of both of us cooking
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:things for each other and making all
sorts of jams and chutneys and things
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:out of our new book called Canning.
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:And even though there is a world
of AI out there and you don't know
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