Today we present “Jesus Robbed A Liquor Store” a poem by Wyatt M, which you can find, among others, in their pay-what-you-want poetry collection Anal Fisting, which makes this, I believe, the first episode which must be marked adult listeners only not for the piece, but for the intro.

Read for you by Rob MacWolf — werewolf hitchhiker.

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Rob

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your

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traveler,

and

Today

we

present “Jesus

Robbed

A

Liquor

Store”

a

poem

by

Wyatt

M,

which

you

can

find,

among

others,

in

their

pay-what-you-want

poetry

collection

Anal

Fisting,

which

makes

this,

I

believe,

the

first

episode

which

must

be

marked

adult

listeners

only

not

for

the

piece,

but

for

the

intro.

Please

enjoy


“Jesus

Robbed

A

Liquor

Store”,

a

poem

by

Wyatt

M.

one

time,

at

a

party,
jesus’

friends

were

planning
to

serve

ritz

crackers
and

water
to

people

who

were
trying
to

have

fun.

so

since

jesus

knew
that

hosts
who

do

that
deserve

to

have
rocks
thrown

at

them,

he

pulled

off

what
they

decided
to

call
a

he

got

a
hundred
gallons

of

wine

got

them

all
drunk
as

skunks

and

sent

everybody

home

happy

without

even

having

to
spend

any
money.

thank

you,

jesus!

but

what

would

we
actually

call
the

sudden

appearance
of

huge
quantities
of

luxury

goods

in

the

hands
of

a

person
who

hasn’t

spent
any

money?

reasonable

suspicion



This

was “Jesus

Robbed

A

Liquor

Store”

by

Wyatt

M,

read

for you

by

Rob MacWolf,

Werewolf

Hitchhiker.

Thank

you

for

listening

to

Poetry

Month

on

The

Voice

of

Dog.