Morning 6-Pack - Get Ready to Spark Some Holiday Cheer! 🎄💨 We’re diving into some wild holiday vibes with a story about a dude in Auburn, California, who decided to give away free weed like it’s candy canes! Like, seriously, nothing says “Christmas spirit” like scoring some organic, cage-free bud next to a Christmas tree sale! 😂 We’ll also hit you with our top six Christmas carols for stoners, like “Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer” and “I’ll Be High for Christmas.” So roll on up and join the fun; we guarantee you’ll be giggling like a kid on Christmas morning! Tune in for laughs, puns, and all the holiday cheer you can handle! The holiday vibes are in full swing, and Haystack is here to sprinkle some festive cheer with a twist! Picture this: a box chilling on the sidewalk in Auburn, California, with a sign saying 'Merry Christmas' and you won't believe what’s inside—29 mason jars of organic, cage-free weed! I mean, who knew Christmas spirit could be so...green? Haystack dives into this cheeky story, reminding us that nothing screams family holiday quite like a roadside weed buffet next to a Christmas tree sale. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, Haystack drops a hilarious list of the top six Christmas carols for stoners. From 'I'll Be High for Christmas' to 'Felice Navi Dupe,' this episode is packed with giggles, puns, and a healthy dose of holiday shenanigans. So grab your hot cocoa (or whatever you prefer) and get ready to laugh along with the shenanigans that make this season extra bright! Wanna know what’s better than eggnog? Haystack’s take on holiday cheer that includes a side of herb! With a wild story about a weed giveaway that’s more festive than your aunt’s fruitcake, we get to explore the silliness of mixing Christmas with cannabis culture. The juxtaposition of a Christmas tree sale and a weed giveaway is just too good to pass up! Haystack’s witty commentary on how this could get grannies high enough to see elves as suspicious characters is pure gold. And just when you think it can’t get any funnier, he rolls out his top six Christmas carols for stoners that will have you singing along—well, if you can remember the lyrics! This episode is a delightful blend of festive fun and playful humor that’s perfect for getting into the holiday spirit, no matter what you’re celebrating! Holidays are here, and Haystack’s got the perfect blend of giggles and glee with a side of stoner tunes! Kicking off with a hilarious story about a box of weed that would make Santa blush, we get a peek into the quirks of holiday cheer in California. Haystack paints the picture of a not-so-ordinary Christmas scene where the spirit of giving comes with a side of ganja. As he reminisces about this roadside weed boutique, the laughs just keep rolling. But wait, there’s more! Haystack serves up a top six list of Christmas carols tailor-made for those who enjoy a little extra sparkle in their holiday cheer. With titles like 'Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong Rock' and 'Baby Let's Toke Outside,' this episode is a must-listen for those looking to spice up their holiday playlist. So gather ‘round, folks, because this episode is all about celebrating the lighter side of the holidays!

Good morning.

It's Haystack and you guys, we're basically a week away, really less than a week away from Christmas at this point.

And people have got to chill out.

But not like this guy in Auburn, California.

Police in California find a box just chilling on the sidewalk with a handwritten sign that says, merry Christmas.

Free weed, organic and cage free.

Cage free.

What's the alternative?

Marijuana that was raised in a tiny jar without sunlight.

Oh, we kept this weed in the dark and it wasn't a little sampler pack.

There were 29 Mason jars in this thing.

Goodness.

And get this.

The box was right next to a sign for a Christmas tree sale at a high school.

Because nothing says family holiday spirit like buying a fur tree next to a street buffet of weed.

Look, I get that weed is legal in California, but setting up a roadside bud boutique?

You get granny high enough to think the elf on the shelf is evil and coming for.

Oh, no, that little guy.

We've got to kill him anyway.

I don't know.

It just cracked me up.

I just.

I guess if you're going to get in the spirit, you might as well get in the spirit.

Let's.

Let's think about some.

Let's think about some songs.

Some Christmas carols for people who were excited about those mason jars.

These are the top six Christmas carols for stoners.

I need to turn this into a full blown parody album.

The top six Christmas carols for stoners.

Number six, I'll Be High for Christmas.

Number five, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong Rock.

Number four, Rudolph the Red Eyed Reindeer.

Number three, Baby Let's Toke Outside.

That one will get you canceled.

You got to be careful.

Number two, All I Want for Christmas is.

I forgot.

And the number one Christmas carol for stoners, Felice Navi Dupe.