{"href":"http://player.captivate.fm/services/oembed?url=http%3A%2F%2Fplayer.captivate.fm%2Fepisode%2F28ddce3a-e294-4055-967a-649cae108f87","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Captivate.FM","provider_url":"https://www.captivate.fm","width":600,"height":200,"type":"rich","html":"<iframe style=\"width: 100%; height: 200px;\" title=\"Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allow=\"clipboard-write\" seamless src=\"http://player.captivate.fm/episode/28ddce3a-e294-4055-967a-649cae108f87\"></iframe>","title":"Nothing Is Safe - Not My Cartoons, Not My Capri Sun","description":"\n        <p>Remember when juice was just juice and cartoons didn\u2019t need a gritty reboot? Welcome to the episode where we unpack how everything from your childhood\u2014snacks, shows, and even your beloved Capri Sun\u2014has been rebranded, repackaged, and rebooted for adulthood. From alcoholic Sunny D to Barbie movies and mushroom-infused \u201cwellness\u201d drinks, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa spiral through nostalgia, laugh at the chaos, and ask: is anything sacred anymore?</p><p>Join us for wild stories, unfiltered opinions, and a game of \u201cReboot, Scam, or 90s Core\u201d that will have you questioning every trip down memory lane. If you\u2019ve ever impulse-bought a Lisa Frank water bottle or cried at a Kool-Aid commercial, this one\u2019s for you. Hit play, hydrate with intention, and don\u2019t forget to share your #SippyCupSadness or #RebootRegrets with us!</p>\n<br><p>If you enjoyed this episode, like, follow, subscribe, and tell your friends!</p>\n<strong>\n  <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/c/apocalypse_and_avocados\" rel=\"payment\" title=\"\u2605 Support this podcast on Patreon \u2605\">\u2605 Support this podcast on Patreon \u2605</a>\n</strong>\n      ","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/ef162284-6e99-4603-97cd-af997b0e4dd6/mmm4ns5qcgc.jpg"}