{"href":"http://player.captivate.fm/services/oembed?url=http%3A%2F%2Fplayer.captivate.fm%2Fepisode%2F42b85142-abb9-456b-8419-e48691012da8","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Captivate.FM","provider_url":"https://www.captivate.fm","width":600,"height":200,"type":"rich","html":"","title":"Exes, Hexes & Hot Messes: Dating Disasters, Hookup Horror Stories, & Friendly Fire","description":"This week on Apocalypse & Avocados, things get juicy\u2014and a little unhinged. Peter, Carissa, and Shaun are joined by a very special guest: Peter\u2019s bestie and ex-boyfriend Martin. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything, and we\u2019re here for it.)We\u2019re diving headfirst into the flaming dumpster fire that is modern dating. From chaotic hookup horror stories to friendship fallouts and online dating disasters, no topic is off-limits. We're serving laughs, lessons, and a few low-key therapy sessions\u2014complete with red flags, emotional manipulation, and \"I just drove off\" energy.Also in the mix:\u2728 Personal anecdotes so awkward we almost didn't air them\ud83d\udc94 Bad breakups that deserve their own horror movie franchise\ud83d\udcf1 Dating app misadventures (featuring the world's worst bios)\ud83d\ude2c Cringe moments that turned into inside jokes\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 Real talk about dating while queer, anxious, and Very Online.Whether you\u2019ve been ghosted, lovebombed, or just went on a date with a man who said \"you don't do that,\" you\u2019re in good company. So grab your emotional support snack and join us as we roast ourselves (and maybe a few exes) with love.","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/8ce2c780-07a0-43a8-904c-4eb2fabddeb1/ztkyni5qcgc.jpg"}