{"href":"http://player.captivate.fm/services/oembed?url=http%3A%2F%2Fplayer.captivate.fm%2Fepisode%2F5f7ceed2-387b-480a-adca-c543768229ab","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Captivate.FM","provider_url":"https://www.captivate.fm","width":600,"height":200,"type":"rich","html":"<iframe style=\"width: 100%; height: 200px;\" title=\"Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allow=\"clipboard-write\" seamless src=\"http://player.captivate.fm/episode/5f7ceed2-387b-480a-adca-c543768229ab\"></iframe>","title":"Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed","description":"\n        <p><strong>Subscription Spiral: Broke, Confused, Subscribed</strong><br> In this episode of <em>Apocalypse &amp; Avocados</em>, the hosts tumble headfirst into the modern hellscape known as the <strong>subscription economy</strong>\u2014where everything from your favorite shows to your weather app demands a monthly fee, and somehow you\u2019re still watching ads. \ud83e\udee0</p><p>From <strong>streaming services that cost more than cable</strong> to <strong>forgotten fitness apps quietly draining your bank account</strong>, we unpack the emotional damage (and actual damage) of being perpetually subscribed. Expect rants, nostalgic sighs for the days of DVDs and LimeWire, and a collective scream into the void over <strong>consumer culture in the digital age</strong>. We also manage to tie in some spicy takes on <strong>political absurdity</strong>, <strong>healthcare nightmares</strong>, and\u2014because this is still <em>Apocalypse &amp; Avocados</em>\u2014a blunt reminder to <strong>leave trans people alone</strong>.</p><p><strong>Takeaways include:</strong></p><ul><li>We\u2019re all accidentally subscribed to something.</li><li>Ads should not exist in paid services, and yet, here we are.</li><li>Subscriptions have replaced ownership and peace of mind.</li><li>Social media is next in line to charge us for basic existence.</li><li>The only thing we truly own anymore is our <strong>financial despair</strong>.</li></ul><p>It\u2019s petty, political, and painfully real, just like us.</p>\n<br><p>If you enjoyed this episode, like, follow, subscribe, and tell your friends!</p>\n<strong>\n  <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/c/apocalypse_and_avocados\" rel=\"payment\" title=\"\u2605 Support this podcast on Patreon \u2605\">\u2605 Support this podcast on Patreon \u2605</a>\n</strong>\n      ","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/03be64df-87ef-4d2c-b858-15f6630e3f61/mzqxzc5qcgc.jpg"}