{"href":"http://player.captivate.fm/services/oembed?url=http%3A%2F%2Fplayer.captivate.fm%2Fepisode%2Fa860f25e-5516-4855-80ae-c8bf79f4ad55","version":"1.0","provider_name":"Captivate.FM","provider_url":"https://www.captivate.fm","width":600,"height":200,"type":"rich","html":"<iframe style=\"width: 100%; height: 200px;\" title=\"58 \u00b7 The One-Eyed Venetian\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allow=\"clipboard-write\" seamless src=\"http://player.captivate.fm/episode/a860f25e-5516-4855-80ae-c8bf79f4ad55\"></iframe>","title":"58 \u00b7 The One-Eyed Venetian","description":"You\u2019ve enjoyed the noir classics The Big Heat and The Big Sleep; now try\u2026\r\nThe Big Eye!\r\n\"My partner Denton Wrinklesuit just ain\u2019t cut out to be a private eye. Always trippin\u2019 on sidewalks, takin\u2019 his dates and their perky nipples down with him. Well, buddy, try doin\u2019 a stakeout as a very public eye like me. It\u2019s goin\u2019 real great \u2014 I\u2019m sure nobody\u2019s noticed me up here, just like I didn\u2019t notice that goddamn skyscraper that just socked me right in the cornea.\r\nThese people. Maybe if I had a jaunty bowtie, they\u2019d find me less frightening. And the warning I boomed out was about an eye dilation, since I\u2019d just been to the doc \u2014 not sure where they got annihilation. \u201cRed peril\u201d, they call me. Well, maybe I do need some drops... and I\u2019m sure I need a drink.\"\r\n\u2014 \"The Big Eye\" by\u00a0Max Ehrlich\r\n----more----\r\nWith special thanks to Friend-of-the-library Glimmerstomp for this week's synopsis!\u00a0\r\nAlso thanks to @ladyaeva for\u00a0https://twitter.com/ladyaeva/status/1215717975711473664.\r\nhttps://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/uut9bb/CMA-057.jpg\r\nFind CoverMyAssCast on Twitter,\u00a0Gmail\u00a0and www.covermyasscast.com.","thumbnail_width":300,"thumbnail_height":300,"thumbnail_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/8a8d1732-79e4-462c-94f7-a35f248561d8/38a966e91e6b80.jpg"}