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Episode 142 • 21st November 2025 • Table of (Mal)Contents • Aaron Armstrong
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It seems like only yesterday that we released our latest episode… or was it? We really don't know anymore. But what we do know is that Dave and Aaron are here with another episode of Table of (mal)Contents. Watch and listen as we discuss two incredible celebrity biographies and memoirs, Lorne by Susan Morrison and The Uncool by Cameron Crowe. Also in this episode:

  • Our ranking of the best Cameron Crowe movies
  • The problem with sequels to Mike Myers movies
  • What we were reading when we recorded this episode

All this, and the return of a favorite segment, the Jack Reacher Sucker Punch of the Week™, in which Aaron calls out a certain type of writer.

Get the books discussed (affiliate links):

  • Lorne by Susan Morrison: https://amzn.to/48rL86Y
  • The Uncool by Cameron Crowe: https://amzn.to/48w8ojh
  • Faith Simplified by Aaron Armstrong: https://amzn.to/4ia064Z

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