Tonight on The Mark G Show, we delve into the complexities surrounding the Trump administration's imposition of tariffs, which have escalated to an unprecedented 104% on goods imported from China. We analyze the ramifications of these tariffs, including the resultant chaos in the global stock market, evidenced by a staggering 10% decline in the S&P, and the pleas for reprieve from nearly fifty nations that find themselves ensnared in this burgeoning trade war. Furthermore, we address the critiques levied by figures such as Elizabeth Warren, whose opinions on the tariffs have sparked considerable discourse. As we dissect these pivotal economic developments, join Mark G, the astute Gary, and the adventurous JC as we navigate the tumultuous landscape of American politics, championing the #AmericaFirst ethos while engaging in spirited discussion devoid of reservations. Tune in for an episode filled with incisive commentary and unapologetic patriotism.

The latest installment of The Mark G Show delves into the contentious topic of #TrumpTariffs, which have surged to an unprecedented 104% on imports from China, igniting a fierce global #TradeWar. The episode unfolds against the backdrop of a staggering 10% decline in the S&P 500, prompting 50 nations to plead for economic reprieve amidst fears of a potential #StockMarketCrash. Mark G, alongside his co-hosts Gary and JC, engages in a fervent discussion, dissecting the ramifications of these tariffs on American consumers and the broader economy. They express unyielding support for the #AmericaFirst agenda while simultaneously lampooning leftist reactions, particularly targeting Elizabeth Warren's outcry over the economic implications of these tariffs. The trio's banter is rife with political commentary that resonates with their audience, reflecting a staunch Republican perspective without losing the edge of their signature humor.

Takeaways:

• This episode delves into the implications of Trump's tariffs on China, highlighting a staggering 104% tariff rate that has instigated a global trade war.
• The current state of the stock market is alarming, with the S&P 500 experiencing a 10% decline, raising concerns about a potential recession ahead.
• In the midst of economic turmoil, 50 nations are expressing desperation as they navigate the repercussions of America's aggressive trade policies.
• The podcast features a blend of serious discussions and light-hearted roasts, with a focus on promoting patriotism and a distinctly Republican viewpoint.
• The hosts emphasize the necessity of a strong America-first policy, which they argue is essential to restore economic stability and competitiveness on the global stage.
• Listeners are encouraged to engage with the podcast, share their thoughts, and join the conversation about the pressing economic issues facing the nation.

Companies mentioned in this episode:

• Yahoo Finance
• Tesla
• TikTok
• GoPro

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What is happening, everybody?

What is going on, y'all?

Welcome to the Mark G Show.

I'm Mark G.

Your guide through the red, white and blue circus tonight is Trump's tariffs.

104% on China, reciprocal smacks to 86 countries and a stock market crash that's got the s P down 10 since last week.

Wall Street's balling like a toddler who lost his binky.

50 nations are pleading for a timeout, but Trump's like America first.

Cry me a river, bitch.

And Elizabeth Warren's on Yahoo Finance whining that tariffs are catastrophic.

Hey, Liz, your economic plans sound like they were scrib.

Sorry, scribbled on a dream catcher.

Go braid some hemp and leave the grown up stuff to us.

Oh, and we missed y'all last week.

That's cuz Gary said he was sick.

The but the word is he was busy torching Teslas with his liberal antifa pals.

Shocking twist.

Right now let's go ahead and introduce y'all to my co host.

I got my brother from another mother, Gary, with a no so big it could sniff out a tax hike in Canada.

Guess all that smoke from his Tesla bonfire didn't clog it up.

And JC, our TikTok hunter who bagged more deer than brain cells, found this guy in the wilds of social media and he's been my right hand man, patriot ever since.

Together we're here to shred the news, dunk on the lips and keep America great.

Let's roll.

Gary, what's going on, my man?

I wasn't.

I wasn't burning Teslas.

I told you this Already we were keying them.

Oh, you are keying them?

You aren't burning them.

Okay.

No, no.

It was civilized Democrat.

What is a civilized Democrat?

Dear God.

Oh, Lord have mercy.

All right, y'all, we got Marte up there saying hi to y'all already up there.

And Twitch Lane.

What's up, Marte?

Yeah, Marty.

So, as you all know, we'll get the other podcast.

Otherwise, y'all guys know we got a new podcast that I do as well, called Chaos Cadre.

And my buddy John, who runs that one with me, had what we call the kitty tickler patch here.

And I mean, it stuck out pretty good.

And he was refusing to shave it off.

Marte put a hundred dollar bill down for him to shave it.

John.

John's bald down there now.

It's pretty cool.

And Andy shaved his little chin patch.

He did?

Yeah, the kitty tickler.

And then.

Is J.C.

cold?

They want to know if you're cold.

J.C.

we got a little cold streak come through today.

I mean, I'm in shorts, but got my little hoodie on.

And he did show us earlier, too, before we started the stream.

He does have his old man blankie and his old man pillow already on his chair with him tonight.

That's right.

So he's ready to rock out the grandpa JC Style, y'all.

And.

And what else we got going on?

Oh, folks, before we also get the show started, make sure y'all sharing out this live stream.

The more people that watch it, the better off we are.

The more people that find out about the Mark G Show, who can sit there and watch Gary shove meat into his face like he does every episode on the show.

Oh, look, he's got berry balls right now.

He's shoving in.

So he's shoving meat and berry balls.

Let's go.

Pickleberries, Dingleberries.

Also, folks, in the link, in the.

In the link, in the description, we have a donation button.

We are trying to raise the funds.

We looked up the price of GoPro cameras where we're trying to raise the funds.

600.

What we need to get to for that goal.

And that will buy us a GoPro camera where we can start hitting the streets and interviewing people at these protests here in my state, the good old state of Maine.

Hopefully it'll be good once we get Janet Mills out.

I know how much J.

J.C.

loves Janet Mills.

He.

I mean, J.C.

hears Janet Mills, and he pops the biggest hard on y'all ever seen.

But, J.C.

how much do you love her?

I can't stand that.

And you don't even live in my state and you can't stand her.

Jesus.

Do you want to start with Janet Mills or do you want to start with the terrorists?

Because Marty wants to say, can we talk about the damn terrorists and how I lost by one point half a million, a dollar.

God damn.

Yeah.

I mean the ter.

But he's gonna get it back times 10.

He will.

What do.

What do you.

All right, so let's talk about the stocks real quick.

Let's go to the stocks I have.

What do I got?

The stocks right now, the market.

With chip makers like Nvidia down 6% despite exemptions.

Recession risk.

JP Morgan now pegs a 60% chance of a recession by year end up from 40%, citing tariff fallout.

Consumer impact is tax foundation estimates a $2,100 annual hit per household grocery prices.

Bananas grapes are ticking up already.

The global Response is China's a 34%.

Counterterroriffs loom tomorrow.

EU is prepping retaliation.

Japan's negotiating and candidates set to unveil countermeasures as well as today.

How long do you think it's going to be before the stock market bounces back up?

I'm going to say nine, ten months.

Nine to ten months before we start seeing an uptick.

Yep.

Trump is telling you Trump's going to take a loss on his first year to get it back.

Right.

So he looks great the next three.

You got it.

I mean, there's nothing ever comes easy, just out the whim.

So if you're gonna make a decision, make money.

99 says you're gonna have to take a loss to make money.

Right.

I agree with that.

It is what it is.

That's my business motto.

You fake it till you make it.

If you're gonna sit there like I'm doing a bunch of upgrades right now and it's not looking good, you know, I'm just like, golly, it's gotta come back.

But I know in the long run it's better for me.

Right.

And that's kind of where America is right now.

We've been getting tariffs so bad and we were giving stuff or like Australia.

Australia was sending us so much beef and they would take zero of ours.

It's stuff like that.

Now he's put this tariff on to balance it out.

But you don't hear like Canada, prime example.

China just put another hundred percent tariff on Canada.

Yeah, you don't that.

You don't hear him, bitching.

About that.

It's because USA has always been like 2% 1%.

They're at 200% now.

He just balanced it out and made it what, 60, 40%.

I can't remember the total numbers on it, but it was like 40.

I think it's 46%.

It's what he put tariff on Canada.

Right.

So we have the universal baseline tariff is 10%.

Yep.

That effective date was on April 5th of this year.

Obviously the details.

So that's that.

And then we have the reciprocal tariffs which is 11 to 50%.

Is that today?

Tomorrow, yeah.

So tomorrow details announced on April 2nd as part of the Liberation Day.

These escalate the 10 baseline to a higher rates to for 57 countries with significant trade surpluses or non reciprocal practices per the White House.

Rates vary.

China's 104% total, 20% from March 4 plus 34 reciprocal from April 2.

50% threatened today pending China's response.

Now I will say with China before I move on to the European one, China does have a play in hand over here.

Trump gave China a good course of action just by using Tick Tock alone.

Says you guys sell Tick Tock to us, to a US based company.

We'll talk about a break on these tariffs.

So what's holding back that I'm curious about that then.

What's holding China back from selling Tick Tock at this point?

Because all these people spending money, the US people are they just a uni, whoo, let's go throw it out there.

It's all about, you know, that's why I got tired of it.

I was like, you know, that's all.

It was, money grab, money grabbing, gambling.

I called it the game.

I called Tick Tock the fun game of gambling in a sense because that's what you're doing.

You're getting, you're, you're, you're throwing the gifts to win against a battle on another content creator.

So you win and then your winning is the satisfaction of winning.

There's no monetary winning for the person gift and just the person receiving the gift.

But it is still in a sense of a gambling but.

No, I get that.

All right, let's go to.

The European Union's got a 20% tariff, Japan's 24, Taiwan's 32% and others do range from 11 to 50% based on trade deficits rather than the actual tariff rates charged to the U.S.

trump today did threaten an additional 50% on China unless Beijing lifts retaliatory duties by midnight, pushing the potential total to the 104% that we talked about.

These reciprocal rates are set to activate tomorrow unless negotiates after the course of over tonight.

So that's looking like China could be.

Yeah, but I mean, you look at it, it's either, I can't remember the total numbers, like 50 or 62 or 3.

Whatever it was is, is a 50 or 63.

Whatever.

Countries are already backing down now.

They're starting to pull their tariffs.

Yeah, I think you won't.

Either that or get your ass over in the United States of America and you don't have to worry about no damn terrorists.

They just got to open up their factories over here.

A lot of them are already starting to do that.

So that's a plus.

We got a lot of auto agencies now starting to sit there and say they're going to bring over their manufacturing over to the U.S.

i think we got what, two or three semiconductors that are planning on opening.

But the thing is too, even if they do come to the U.S.

it's gonna take them, what, at least three to four years before the factory's up and running.

Right, but I mean, you're talking $4 trillion giving back United States.

It's great.

It's, it's great.

But for the meantime, for the American people right now, though, I get it.

I'm all for what Trump's doing.

But my concern is, is for the average American, the, the ones who are working, struggling at 16 right now, how are they going to survive during this big increase?

What can we do?

What can the government do for these people to help them push through this?

I don't know, because Biden got it so well, the last 12 years has gotten it so wrecked that you got it.

I mean, you're already at the lowest bottom.

You can't go any lower.

Right?

So do it now.

Cut, I mean, you know, trim the fats, what I call it, trim the fat, get it up and then it'll come back.

I mean, it could turn.

I mean, the Dow, they talking about it falling out today.

And it didn't just fall out today, it was low.

Yes.

It had a little bit of an uptick, though, I thought today, I believe they said it did have an uptick.

Regards to the conversations that were happening with the other countries, people are backing.

Down on the tariffs.

So if they don't, if they just say, I think Canada's got us at it's a hundred and something or 90 something, if they drop it down to 40, look at what we just saved.

Right.

I mean, I will agree with you.

Here's the simple fact is I, I do see a lot of people on Facebook, especially my Facebook, personal Facebook, bitching about these tariffs.

But at the same time, we are being charged an outrageous amount with other countries of tariffs.

And I don't, I as well don't find it fair that they can charge us these exorbitant amounts, but yet we were charged them a lower dollar amount.

So I do agree, trying to at least match with them, sit there and say, hey, we're going to match with you.

If you want it lower, you lower your tariffs and we'll lower our tariffs.

If you do that, then we'll be all golden.

That Trump said we can go equal, we can go zero, we can go one, we can go two, but we're going to be close.

Yeah, whatever he's doing, whatever tariff that he has on a country is basically, you know, with the exception of China, it is 50 of whatever the tariff is they have on U.

S.

Goods going into their country.

Right, right.

And so, like, all of the product that I sell comes from China or Vietnam, and I think a 104% tariff on our stuff coming in from China is going to be less than ideal.

But if we shift all of the production over to Vietnam and if Vietnam comes to the table and negotiates, like I think I read something the other day, that they're willing to come to the table and drop the tariffs down to zero.

So if they do that, that'll be great.

But the problem is, even if, even if we do all of the manufacturing here in America, the vast majority of raw materials are coming from China.

They're coming from overseas.

So we're still going to see, again, unless the tariff can be renegotiated or whatever, we're still going to see an increase on products no matter what.

And the way I'm trying to look at it is like you have to make a mess to clean up.

Like, if you've ever, you know, done like a deep spring cleaning in your house, like you have to pull a bunch of out.

You have to make a big mess, you have to clean up the mess and then you have to put everything back.

Right.

And then it's clean.

Right.

So I'm hoping that whatever happens, the negative aspect of it is going to be, you know, it's like ripping the band aid off, it's going to hurt, but it should, in theory, be over pretty quickly.

Correct?

Correct.

So I don't know.

I, I hope it works.

It seems like it's working with a, with at least a handful of, of some of these, these nations.

So I just hope that it works on the grand scale.

Now, is your company that you're working for right now, are they seeing a big hurt right now?

Because I feel like we're not really going to see any really hit from these tariffs.

At least three to four months out.

I think it's gonna be about mid summer.

Our inventory is okay right now, but, you know, depending on whatever is negotiated or whatever goes into effect tomorrow or within the next 90 days is really going to be the determining factor.

Like, I got a, I got an email either the end of last week or early this week talking about our prices are going to go up.

And I already had customers calling in and they were asking like, what's the pricing?

What's the pricing?

And so I messaged the owner and I was like, I have a lot of people right now that are asking me what's going on with the pricing and where it's gonna, where's it at?

Where's it gonna be at?

And he was like, we don't know.

Like, we just, as of right now, we simply don't know.

We don't have an answer because the details haven't been worked out with the government and these other nations.

So.

Yeah, I don't know.

I think it's going to be.

If.

It works out the way Trump wants it to work out, it's going to be really, really good for us.

And all the, of the, all of the other countries that, you know, we send goods to and everybody that we get stuff from.

So it's just going to be.

Time will tell is the only thing I can say right now is I think time will tell.

I'm, I'm optimistic that it'll work out good.

But we all have to obviously prepare for the event that it doesn't.

Right?

Well, we did see Marty, Marty just posted, say tariffs are.

Let me bring it back up.

Here he goes.

Tariffs are a good thing.

However, the way it was presented to the American people Using shock and awe was just as bad as shutting down businesses during Covetous.

I can somewhat agree with that because that is probably what caused the stock market to crash the way it crashed.

The one thing I, that's emotional, it's.

An emotional pullout, right?

And as somebody who's not a financial advisor though, if you got the money, now's the time to put in the stocks.

So either now or even wait a little longer, see what happens tomorrow.

If, if prices come down, if you see companies that you believe in.

And by all means, this is not financial advice.

This is not financial advice.

This is just, this is, this is what I'm doing.

Like it's either, you know, you get rid of your positions now or you hold them and if you have a little bit more to like buy into positions and bring down your dollar cost average, bring that down a little bit.

When things rebound, it's going to be very lucrative.

And I think the good thing, like it's funny, I was watching everybody, like on the left or even on the right, everyone's like, burn down the establishment.

Like this is all corrupt and all this stuff.

It needs to, it needs to collapse.

And then it starts to collapse and everybody's like, no, it can't collapse.

Like, this is what you wanted.

And if the prices get cheap enough for, for any investment, put money into it if you can.

Because when it rebounds, either the companies like Vanguard and BlackRock are going to come out and be even more wealthy than they already are or the average American person, if they can get in, get a couple of good positions on businesses they believe in and they rebound, then it's going to be good.

It's going to be a good payout.

All right, speaking of tariffs, there is another tariff out there on the autos that we're talking about.

The 25 tariff that was put on automobiles.

Key auto parts details a 25 tariff on all foreign made automobiles began last week with auto parts phased in by May 3 under section 232 of the Trade Expansion Act Canada and Mexico faces unless USMCA compliant through oh though the non compliant goods still see 25% celebrated by the United Auto Workers as a win for American labor.

Today via the White House statement.

I will say one thing I noticed, I watched an article regards to the vehicles.

Jaguars are on sale right now.

Jaguars are absolutely on sale right now.

Like if you guys want a Jaguar, now's the time to buy a Jaguar, like almost every Jaguar dealerships are running huge sales on their inventory.

If you're gonna buy a Jaguar, buy two because one is always going to be in the shop.

It's gonna be in the shop.

But the thing is, you're gonna have.

To get work on it.

If y'all want a car, now's the time to buy a car.

If you want a non American car, now's the time to buy that non American car before the tariffs do hit.

Because the prices on all vehicles right now are post.

Yeah.

Is it post?

Post tariffs, post terriffs.

In about four months, you're going to see the prices of cars being jacked up.

That's not American then.

And then you're screwed.

So if you want to buy a car, I highly suggest get out there and get one now.

My son got a nice deal on a car.

Granted, he still spent, I think it's 28,000 on his vehicle.

But that's a great price for what he got.

He got a great car.

He got the Subaru Legacy.

Subarus are great.

Those things are gonna last forever.

If he takes care of it, does all the maintenance and doesn't drive it like an.

That thing's gonna last a long time.

Right now.

He just started doing.

He just started delivering today.

Trying out the, that whole delivery service there.

The.

Okay, what is it?

Not Uber eats but door dash.

Do not buy Jaguar parts are not going to be available.

That's why they are dumping them.

Yeah, I agree with you, Marty.

Yep, I agree with that.

Yeah.

So doordash is interesting.

I know we're going off topic.

Doordash is interesting.

I tried it today myself too.

You've never tried dash before?

I never tried driving for doordash before.

Oh, you drove or you bought?

I drove for doordash.

I drove for doordash today.

I gave it a shot.

I was like it.

You know what?

Let's see.

I'm curious how these people can make a living out and see like with my son and stuff.

I'm excited.

So I set up for it.

I did.

I mean, Grant, I've worked in the morning, as soon as I got the kids on the bus to start 8:00 in the morning, I went to noon time.

I did about six deliveries, made 50 bucks.

But they have a pretty decent option.

They have either you get paid $15.50 an hour during prime time where they pay you workable hours.

So the workable hours is they don't pay.

You actually say like you were scheduled, say you schedule yourself from eight till noon and they pay you 15.50.

You're not getting paid $15 and 50 cents an hour for that full four hours.

It's however long your deliveries took.

Or you can get the.

What is the fee they require?

It was whatever fee they offer you.

So there's like a little pop up screen on doordash when you're driving.

There's a map and it's highlighted red.

It'll be the hot zones and every seven minutes it updates where the hot zone's at.

And when you're in that hot zone, it'll pop up and tell you this is a hot zone.

And then it'll pop up, say so and so needs a Delivery.

You'll make $4.20 off this one and you'll make $8 and 50 cents off this one.

Then you can click and accept it.

Then it takes you to the pool location.

It's interesting.

It's an interesting little app.

I try it out.

Just shits and giggles.

This is not the Schedule one podcast, Jarl.

That was yesterday.

We talked about schedule, we Talked about Schedule 1 yesterday on Chaos Cadre.

What's a Schedule 1?

So Schedule 1 is this video game that's definitely not made for kids.

It is a drug dealing game.

A hundred percent.

You are a drug dealer.

And the objective is, is to get your operation big to keep making money and be a baller.

You start off in a camper, kind of like that Breaking Bad Guy.

You, you start making off in the camper.

Then you move into a hotel, move into an apartment, move into a bungalow, and then you move into a barn and then a warehouse.

As of now, and the game keeps progressing.

They're being sued right now for copyright infringement on another game.

Grand Theft Auto.

No, no, it's a.

There's another drug dealing game out there, I guess, but supposedly the graphics divorce, but they're suing them because they, they're saying they stole their work.

I still think that's a fucking concept.

100 made for kids.

The kids of South Park.

That is true, Gerald.

It's made for the adult children.

Yeah, I, I mean, I have a kick out of it.

It's fun.

It's fun.

I get a kick out of playing it.

I, I have fun, I think.

Jc you walked in on me one day when I was streaming on Tick Tock.

So what are you playing now?

Yeah, I don't have a clue.

I, I come in every now and again like what in the hell my damn pig talking to drug dealing.

Hey, the, the, the Russian roulette game.

Well, the game that I had fun.

That one's fun.

You're playing a game of and if you call on somebody and you got it right, they gotta play Russian roulette.

They roll the gun, stick it up to the head and see if they blow off that.

Blow their brains out.

But if you call and you got the wrong, then you turn your gun on yourself and see if it takes you out.

It's kind of a fun little game.

That's so funny.

Except there's enough stupid out there that are gonna play that in real life.

Yep.

Oh, 100.

But they're playing that in real life before game came out, though.

Yeah, but games glorify.

They do.

Like, people can defend that to the, to their blue in the face, but games glorify.

That's why when you see stupid people who are made famous, people emulate that and people say no, they don't.

But a hundred percent they do.

Yeah.

Would you, would you say though that games glorify more than content creators or the content creators glorify more than games do?

Because I'd be on the borderline saying that content creators glorify more.

Same thing.

It's the same thing.

It is different.

If it's the same, dude, it's the same.

The only difference is the fact that a, an influencer has an audience and then that makes it, in my opinion, more dangerous if they are encouraging.

Oh, exactly.

That's what I'm going at.

A content creator is more dangerous than a game.

Content creators are just advertising, right?

Yes.

Like people give you stuff to like advertise it.

It's the exact same thing, so.

Right.

But you got.

I would think.

I don't.

And you're a content creator and you're out there playing this game.

Right.

But listen, I, I, I don't, I think people are able to tell the difference between a game in real life.

That's why I'm saying like, that's what's the difference between a content creator and a game.

You should have some of a break on.

This is a video game, so I probably shouldn't do this stupid because that's a game and in real life it's not going to be like that.

I don't know.

I disagree.

I think that, I think making stupid people famous is a bad idea.

And whoever Jarl is is making this comment about the horse, good luck finding a horse in the city, playing Russian roulette or trying to Cultivate drugs is something that is more readily available for people to.

To try to emulate.

I don't know.

I've.

I've made a lot of mistakes growing up, and I know I'm not the only one.

So we've all fucked up, but I.

Just don't think that glorifying drug dealing.

So what are your thoughts on gta, then?

I don't play it.

Right.

I think sandbox games are fun, but I mean, gta, in my opinion, like, the.

I don't think it's great.

Like, just idolizing the idea of just beating up hookers and.

Yeah.

Slap a hole around once in a while.

I was waiting for that one.

You go get you a hooker, and then.

Yeah.

And then you beat the.

Out of them and steal cars and run from the cops.

That's fun.

I don't know.

That's fun.

I guess we got different mindsets.

Like, okay, Gary, what in your.

In your mind, what's a good video game for you?

I don't game.

I don't play games.

Maybe that's why you can't get into the video games.

And you don't agree with me because you don't play games.

No, I don't.

I'd rather spend my time doing things that are productive.

Playing a video game can be productive.

Running.

Exactly.

Right.

Running.

Yeah, being.

Being healthy.

Being in the gym, watching an educational podcast, reading.

Being with my family, walking my dogs.

Like, get on those.

Who knows?

Yeah.

But 17 seconds on Pornhub, that, you know, that's not.

That's a wise use of my time.

I made it to level 64, though, tonight.

I was like, man, that's good.

You know, you got the little numbers down there.

Level.

I finished all of this category, like.

And they got some good categories, you know, like Big Horse.

I.

I hope that's not a real category on there.

Pretty sure it is.

This pornhub, we got a band from Mississippi because all those rednecks looked at it.

Yeah.

Porn did get banned.

What was it?

Why are we banning porn?

To be honest with you, I mean, in all reality, what is.

Other than the children.

Kids getting involved in the porn, finding the porn and going on.

There's got to be a way to protect kids from accessing porn.

Probably not, because, hell, we all used to watch Skin.

Yeah.

It was blinking, like.

Yeah, yeah, you had the cloud, Max.

Yeah, it's not the same as pornhub.

Right, but you can block pornhub in a sense where you don't have to block adults from actually watching it.

There's ways that you can block it, but kids are going to find their ways around whatever they want.

Kids are going to find their ways to drink without their parents knowing.

They're going to find their way to smoke a little herb without their parents knowing.

Kids are going to be kids.

But why take things away from adults now?

It's legal everywhere.

Just walk around and do it.

See?

And that, that's funny though.

Marty just said this.

I love how we go off topic, but I don't care.

Marty says porn's getting banned because they feel it promotes her.

I'd like to know how porn promotes rape, though.

Unless you got the rape porn, because there is rape porn.

Say, have you seen some of the they.

So maybe that porn you, you get rid of.

But you know, when, when you come home, you got the, the good ones there when your guys coming home.

Or you got the pool guy who meets up with the housewife.

Mark.

What's that?

Why are you talking about the pool guy and all that, man?

The pool girl.

I mean, you're, you're a dude.

I know I'm a dude, but I'm just saying you got the pool guy who meets with the housewife and they go, they get it on.

That's how they typically do it.

I'm not saying the pool guy meets the husband and they do the sausage tango.

I'm not saying that.

Jc oh, Josh got here.

Some games are getting crazy.

And death now like Foxhole, which is a trench warfare game anyway, as artillery.

And my training in the army gets used in the game minus a few parts.

Oh, damn.

Let's go.

But yeah, no, I, I, I, I, I don't agree with banning porn.

I don't agree with that because listen, I got to help advocate for Gary.

He's a big user of it, so I got to make sure we advocate for him.

Mark sounds very experienced with his porn collection.

Yes, he does.

Listen, when I was a teenage, I used to love my skin of Max, okay?

There's a lot of crusty socks that were in my dirty hamper, okay?

I ain't gonna deny it.

Every teenager has dirty, crusty socks.

No, I just wiped it on the floor.

You just shot in your belly butt.

A crusty carpet.

You just shot in your belly button and then wiped it off and flicked it on the floor.

Why is your carpet so sharp, JC?

Oh, Jesus, Jarl.

The future of porn.

The pizza delivery, pool cleaning made.

Dear God.

That would be an interesting combination.

Pizza delivery, pool, cleaning made.

Now that's some niche.

That would be A hell of a niche.

Yeah, but everything these days is a niche.

Yeah.

Mark just fell in love.

He's like, man pizza.

Oh, dude.

I know, right?

All of his favorite things in the world, you know?

Damn.

You go from meat to cracking open a soda.

What is going on?

Sparkling water.

Really?

Sparkling water.

Sparkling water.

You could have just drank a soda like a real man.

Soda's bad for your breathing.

I don't.

I don't like to drink too many sodas.

I had a root beer on Sunday.

Should have had a Moxie root beer.

I got a damn blanton's in water.

I had a dad's dad's old fashioned root beers.

Those are so good.

The best soda out there is Moxie.

That is the best all time soda ever is Moxie.

Never heard of that.

Moxie is.

There's a reason you never heard of it.

No.

Trash.

It's not trash.

You see?

Moxie.

To the morons up in Maine, Moxie.

Is the best soda you could ever have.

It's got a great bite to it.

It just tastes good going down.

And the way you.

Way you drink Moxie is you gotta buy yourself a whoopie pie.

Smash the out of that whoopie pie and then down it with the moxie that's golden.

J.C.

there's.

There's a website that I can't remember what it is.

Mark knows what it is.

But you can.

You can get like a little box and it sends you like all of this stuff that's like exclusive to New England.

To Maine or New England.

You get like a whoopie pie.

You get this little potato thing.

Pie kind of deals a little different.

No, no.

A moon pie's got.

A moon pie's got marshmallow.

No, it does not.

Got nasty marshmallow.

Yes, that.

No, no.

This thing is.

All right, so this thing is.

Let me.

Let me.

How can I put this to you?

All right?

Imagine you got a good old chocolate cake.

You ain't got any cream on it yet, right?

So you take that chocolate cake, you cut a size of it.

I don't know about, from here up, you cut that size off, that's your bottom.

And then you do the same for a top.

And then you take your cream for your cake or whatever.

What is frosting?

Put your frosting in the center.

Put the two cakes together and you just.

Oh, it's so delicious.

It's a diabetes sandwich, but it's so yummy.

It's a whoopie Piece?

Yeah, it's a large moon pie.

No, a moon pie has marshmallow.

It's not a moon pie, jc.

It's not?

No, a moon pie is marshmallow.

A whoopie pie is not marshmallow.

Redheaded cousin.

Oh, man.

Hold on.

Let me.

Let me.

All right, now Gary's gonna make me pull this up.

Box of Maine, right?

Box of Maine, I believe it is.

Let's see.

Box of Main problem salads.

I usually just do meat and fruit.

All right, J.C.

give me a second now.

I'm sharing this, you freaking dink.

Give me a second here.

Let me.

It is not a moon pie, you freaking mook.

Give me a second.

Let me go over to freaking A Screen share over here.

All right, I'm going to pop up this website here.

Shop.

This website, by the way, is called Box of Main.

Check them out, y'all.

Hey, look at that there.

Newton Easter box.

All right, get out of the freaking.

Right here.

Happy.

That looks like Mark getting a moon pie.

Is that.

There they are.

This is a freaking moon pie right there.

Look at that.

It's like a.

Oh, my God.

That is a whoopie pie.

That is cake with frosting.

A moon pie is a hardened chocolate with a freaking marshmallow in the center.

There's a difference.

Love a moon pot, please.

So basically, it's a.

It's a giant Oreo made with cake instead of a cookie.

Moon pie.

Look at that.

That.

There's a big difference.

There's a big freaking difference.

Look at that.

If the moon pie was all chocolate.

If the moon pie was all chocolate, not just, like, covered in chocolate.

If the breaded part was chocolate.

You know, same.

You know what?

If my aunt had a dick, it'd be my uncle.

Okay?

That's the same right there.

You know what I'm saying?

No, you guys have got this 20, 25.

Your aunt can.

Can be your uncle.

No, not in Mississippi.

Oh, my iPad died.

Oh, to look at later.

All right, no phone calls today, y'all.

The iPad apparently died, so no phone calls today.

But no, that.

Look, that moon pie is not even.

That's a crusty.

No, that's not the same.

So good.

No.

Moon pies are disgusting.

Main pod right there.

Beside, it looks.

Yeah.

Main classic chocolate whoopie pie.

Look at the difference.

Yeah, look at the difference.

The big difference.

Jesus, Mary, Mother, please take the wheel.

Have you ever.

Have you ever had a red snapper dog?

I've had a red snapper.

Red hot dogs.

Red hot dogs.

Never had a red hot Dog.

Oh yeah.

Who had had that?

The main famous red hot dogs.

You've had red hot dogs.

Okay.

The Red Sox, Yankees game.

All right.

Yep.

And see this is the boxy right here.

Never have seen that.

Now that is the best soda ever.

Different.

It looks it.

It's so good.

The.

It's the Section 8 Special.

It is not Moxie is like the best soda out there.

Some people compare it to as if you're drinking medicine, but it's really good.

Carbonated fizzy robitussins.

Carbonated robitussin.

That sounds terrible.

It's not terrible.

It's so delicious.

You gotta try before you can mock it.

So Casey, you haven't tried it, so you can't say about it.

I don't think that.

What else is there?

What else we got on this website?

There's Gary's crypto Kryptonite right there.

Humpty Dumpty Chips.

I will someone in the face for a bag of some barbecue potato chips.

Where is Humpty Dumpty Chips?

I don't see none of that.

Made in Canada now.

I believe it might be a Canadian company.

Now they're getting the out of it.

Then they're going.

Those bags are going to be $9 a bag pretty soon.

You better get them now and then.

Need them are really good too.

Needhams are delicious.

You know what I need them is obviously it's a.

What do they call them damn things?

A little Klondike bars.

Now, far from a Klondike bar.

Anitum is a chocolatey potato candy.

Potato.

Yep.

Also known as Maine potato candy.

Needham's our main tradition dating back to the 19th century.

Century.

And consists of a delicious gourmet chocolate blend potato and coconut.

My wife can make these things and they're so God damn delicious.

So delicious.

All right, so we got Klondike Bar.

J.C.

you, son of a.

It's not a Klondike.

Klondike's an ice cream.

Yeah, don't.

Don't you mock him.

What do you guys got for weird ass out there?

Deer.

We have deer and beer.

Beer.

Bear.

Bear.

Bear here too.

God damn.

I can't speak.

We eat pasta.

I mean, you name it.

Come on now.

Horrible.

Horrible.

We don't have no nasty ass like that.

That ain't nasty.

That's good.

Humpty Dumpty chips are pretty bomb though.

I will.

I will say that that was ruffles.

Charles.

Humpty Dump.

Whatever the barbecue seasoning they have on the Humpty Dumpty Barbecue Chips pretty good.

It's not like a.

I haven't had.

I haven't found a barbecue potato chip that's anything remotely close to the Humpty Dumpty barbecue flavor jar.

I guess you could kind of say Maine is that big.

Section 8 type of style state.

Oh, okay.

I figured out my iPad did not die, y'all.

We will have the phone line up soon.

It actually updated the power off.

What's that?

No, no.

The iPad updated.

It decided to update on us.

So let me just get the phone line set up.

You two can talk for a minute.

Hold on.

Marty, how much of the damn chips?

Yeah, you can take those chips and shove them directly up your ass.

Ain't that.

No, there's no way they're 45 bucks on Amazon.

That's just.

That's.

That's insane.

I gotta Google that.

Marty, if you want a bag of Humpty Dumpty barbecue chips, let me know.

We will get.

We will get some shipped out to you.

I'm not sure if I can ship them.

Didn't it like somebody say if you ship chips over out and it goes in an airplane, it'll burst the bag or some.

I mean some of them are 45 on Amazon.

Are you me?

Holy.

But it's.

Oh, it's six bat.

Six six ounce bags.

So it's $9 a bag.

This box contains.

Yeah.

So you can buy four bags of Humpty Dumpty chips on that box of main website for 44.99.

Excuse me.

That's abs for 99 cents.

Yeah, right.

Hold on, hold on.

Let me.

Let me do this real quick.

Let me go to walmart.com.

can you order a bag of Humpty Dumpty Chips on Walmart?

I hate this store with a passion.

But let's see.

I hate Walmart.

$45.

Okay?

So what the hell.

Why do I got the damn hiccups?

All right, y'all.

The phone lines are open up now.

I believe so.

Let me just double test to make sure we can hear everything.

Yeah, we got the phone lines up and running again.

Humpty Dumpty chips you can order on Walmart.

4.48 cents a bag.

How big is this bag for 4.48?

That one is 12.5 ounces.

I can get a bag of Ruffles for about A$29.

Ruffles taste like though.

I dip them in barbecue sauce.

They taste like.

Tastes like whatever you want them to.

Humpty Dumpty Chips.

Y'all thinking too damn hard.

I'm a redneck.

That's why you gotta see.

You are redneck.

You will like moxie then.

Yeah, potted meat and Beanie weenies.

I hate Robotussin.

No, listen, you take Captain Morgan's and you mix Captain Morgan's with the Moxie, and you're gonna have the best drink you've ever had in your life.

No, you're not.

Absolutely are.

I will praise Moxie until I'm death dead in my bed.

You know what, jc?

I gotta get one for Toxic.

Man.

It looks like I gotta ship you a moxie, too, so you could try a moxie.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay, whatever.

What the.

I can't believe 45 bag of humpty Dumpty chips.

Let me try that out.

I can send that bag of chips for five bucks.

It only cost me five bucks for the chips.

Yeah, I mean, you're gonna have to work a solid two weeks on damn Tick tock to get that back.

Humpty Dumpty chips, they make.

They gotta make you do hump humpy as you dumpy.

Oh, dear God.

They are good chips, y'all.

They are good Cape Cod's.

Although better than Humpty Dumpty.

Cape Cod chips are the best.

Tell me you guys got Cape Cod chips there.

Dude, we don't have Cape.

We're in Mississippi.

I don't mean you should have Cape Cod chips, Gary, y'all got Cape Cod chips out in Oregon, maybe.

No, they're not organic.

Yeah, I want to key Teslas and be civilized liberals.

Oh, dear.

Oh, that is crazy.

Yeah, just give me some tortilla chips with some salsa, some guacamole, I'll be happy.

Now.

Now you're talking my language.

Finally.

They got those here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Right?

That's boring.

Those are boring chips.

Yeah, not if you have good salsa and good guac, they're not.

You got good sauce and guac in that queso.

He saw you, you're golden.

Yeah, skip the guac.

But you got to find that Mexican restaurant that does it fresh.

The sauce is good.

Got to be fresh.

The guac's got to be fresh.

I mean, we.

We usually will make our own because it's.

It's only a few things, and it takes less than 10 minutes to make it.

We do have fish chips in Mississippi.

See, Marty knows.

Well, we have fish fish chips here in Maine, too.

We got lobster, too.

The best lobster out there.

We've had this.

We've had some shipped over.

They, like, package them.

I mean, they're live.

Yeah.

Damn, this thing I've ever seen.

I Thought they're dead.

Hell, no.

There's 12 of them.

Somebody's.

They were moving around.

How much do you pay for the lobster to get a.

Shipped out there?

I bet you there's a bunch of us went in.

We.

So we had a surfing turf night and I had a whole cow killed.

So we had the fillets and everybody had a fillet.

And then we had a.

They shipped in the main lobsters and day, like.

I was like, ain't no damn way these things are gonna be like.

No, they put them in, like, dry ice underneath them so it slows them down and don't kill them.

Yeah, I took them out, of course, Mississippi, by the time he got here, dry ice is melted.

Just 102 degrees.

We open it up.

These.

Did you hear.

Did you hear him squeal when you put them in the pot?

Oh, yeah.

It's a great little squeal that the.

The lobsters do when you cook them.

I think what it is is they're like back when they bend over and it's like air coming out.

It's air.

Yeah, yeah.

Because I was like, man, that ain't no squeal.

I was putting my head down beside it like, that ain't no squeal.

Jarl.

I'm not Googling that, you prick.

Nope.

Yes.

Rocky Mountain oysters.

I love them.

Love them.

You're gonna make me Google this, and I'm gonna hate this.

I'm about to get flagged by the FBI, ain't I?

No.

Those are freaking amazing.

You're going to sit there and be like, but I.

I'll eat the.

Out of.

I can't eat them until I get another allergy test.

And supposedly I'm deathly allergic.

No, you're not.

To Rocky Mountain.

Oh, yeah.

No, you.

I'm not eating that.

A dish of deep fried bull testicles that originate in the American West.

Who the.

Any bull.

I know.

I mean, I know me and jar are obviously raising our hand the wrong with you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's not hobby lobby chips.

My bad.

So bad.

So those are testicles?

Hell no.

It is so good.

I'll eat beef heart.

Beef lip, but not.

No, not the testicles.

I'm good.

I eat the heart of every animal I kill.

The testicles are hell no.

Yes.

Yeah.

No.

Hell, I've eaten goat balls.

I mean, I love it.

Just put your hot sauce on them.

Yeah, I gotta make more.

I gotta make more hot sauce.

I gotta grow some peppers this summer.

You ever had chitlins?

No.

You Know what chitlins are?

Yeah, they sell them here at the grocery store.

Actually, they got bags of them.

Yeah.

Like, we go kill our pigs and we get.

It's called stomp whooping.

You grab the intestine, you wrap it around the damn stump, and it knocks the out of it.

And then you cut them and fry.

I'd rather fry them.

But you can boil them.

But don't boil them in your house because it's gonna smell like.

I might want to clean them real good.

And then you gotta run a water hose and.

Yeah.

Looks like you're jerking off something.

But I mean, hey, it's.

They're so good.

I mean, if you've ever had sausage, real sausage is made with pig intestine.

That's what the case.

Yeah.

The casings of the intestines of the pig.

Well, the thing about baloney, it's the leftover parts.

Baloney's so delicious.

Fried bologna sandwiches ain't nothing better.

Yeah, fried bologna sandwiches are so good.

It's like a half their nose or toes.

It don't make a.

What it is.

Well, that's essentially salami, too, ain't it?

Yeah, pretty much.

What's that board?

Some.

What's the hold on.

Some cheese.

I'm trying to think of.

It's something cheese fromunda.

What's the damn name of it?

It's like.

It's like goat cheese or something.

Let me figure that out.

Like Boris cheese or something like that.

Hold on.

Gyro says.

I don't think Montana has any exclusive drinks or foods.

We got a lot of huckleberry dishes and drinks.

Montana's God's country.

Hog head cheese.

Bald head cheese.

Oh, hog head cheese.

It's like.

Yeah, Google it.

Look at what that is.

I kid cheese, right?

Oh, God, that just looks scary.

It's.

It's brains.

Amanda's hog head cheese, or brown, is a meat jelly or a terrain made of meat somewhat similar to jellied meatloaf.

It is made with flesh from the head of a calf or a pig.

Typically set in aspic, it is usually eaten cold, at room temperature, or in a sandwich.

Despite its name, the dish is not a cheese and contains no dairy products.

Nope.

You know what that kind of looks like in a sense, though?

It kind of looks like olive loaf.

Yeah, but it's a brain.

That's what that is.

Yeah, I'm all set of eating that.

You see how.

You see how.

You can see the move?

I see how they're cutting edge.

No, it was so good.

Put it on some crackers.

Oh you sick.

You talking about my moxie.

Look at this.

You're eating.

Yeah, it bro.

It builds a turd.

Facts, dude.

No, that, that's some nasty looking right there.

Hold on Gary, I'll show you.

I got a buddy that eats casu marzu cheese.

Never heard of that.

Gary, let me show you this.

This is scary looking.

It kind of looks like that olive loaf.

So much.

So much better.

That looks so good.

Now how does that look?

That looks like vomit.

That looks like a vomit loaf.

So good.

Looks very tasty.

How much is it?

It says a half a pound.

How much is that it?

So you can buy at $3 and 6 cents there.

30 bucks on Amazon.

It's like 8 bucks around here.

6 bucks.

8 bucks?

Yeah.

How much?

But I get mine processed.

Like when I take my cow or my pig.

Get them processed.

That's fresh there.

That is disgusting.

All right, what did, what did Jarl say?

Here, hold on.

What did Jarl say?

Cassou.

Oh it's.

It's maggot cheese.

Casu marzu cheese.

I'll try it.

That's something different.

Kazu maru is spelling Casu marzu is a Sardinian sheep milk cheese known for containing live insects, larvae, maggots.

I'd eat it.

I don't think I could do it.

I'd eat it.

No, I like cheese but I can't.

I can't do maggots.

I've never seen a brown cheese.

But okay, I'll eat it.

No, I'm good.

I'll do it.

You would eat that?

Yep.

You eat some up.

But then again, I gotta say, been hunting in the places you have.

I'm sure you've tried some fucked up food in the other countries.

No idea.

Wild shit.

Yeah.

I mean they eat true nose to tail.

They eat all of it.

Yeah, I mean if you don't eat, you just going to starve because these like those Inuits in Greenland.

When I went, man, I ain't ever had now.

So they killed a blue whale, which is illegal in the United States.

But I watched, I witnessed it.

I told him, I told my camera guy, cut it off.

That was the most distraught I've ever seen in my life.

So we're sitting there circling, I was like, oh look, a whale.

I'm not thinking anything.

Well, this Inuit just floors this john boat.

It's literally 15 foot john boat luminal.

We're in cold ass Greenland waters.

Start circling this damn thing and it sucks out the air from the.

So he pops up, he Done called in all his little buddies, and, man, they come in and John boats all over the place, and they're circling, circling.

Well, he's got these things on the back.

They're like harpoons, dude.

They shooting, and it opens up inside of them and they drag it to the shore alive.

People come up to the damn thing while it's alive, and they just get a knife and just start cutting it.

Like it's not dead.

These are skinning this alive.

Jesus.

Like, the meat still, like, moving.

Like, it's.

When they finally finish an hour later, I think I really watched that.

Well, take his last breath.

There's nothing left.

Like, I'm talking bones.

Nothing left except his head.

Jesus.

They put it.

They got like, this little town.

I mean, this is what they live on, man.

This is their.

Yeah, I mean, this is There.

I mean, I'm like, this is amazing, but not really, but it's.

I see why we can't put it on Mississippi.

No, we can't put this on tv.

So they get back to their cabin and they got this butcher in town.

It's like.

I think it's 114 people live here.

So this blue whale weighed 3,000 pounds, 4,000 pounds.

Going to feed them for a while.

Yeah, it's going to feed it.

But they get.

Instantly they start taking the straps and they just hang them up.

There's no insects there hanging them up.

And they let it sit overnight.

And they said they told our guide, bring them back because he found it.

I was like, what the hell does that mean?

I don't know.

But so they came back and got me.

The next morning we went over there, and that's when my camera guy started filming.

But they had, like, a little ritual for me because I found this that fed their families forever.

And they bring me this damn.

Well, well jerky.

It's been hanging there.

I watched it hang there a day.

That's all it's hung.

That's not even.

It's not even dried out yet.

And, dude, they get it to me, I'm like.

And I'm like, that's so good.

Camera guys looking at me.

I go, shades of green.

I'm like, man, it's not good.

Not good at all.

He has to eat it because he was with me.

Oh, man.

But I get it.

That was their.

That's their livelihood.

I wasn't going to disrespect them, but I was like, holy, this is brutal.

That's what they live off of.

Like, they literally igloos when I say there's igloos.

They built igloos.

Never say anything.

Like, I went in one of them and sat there.

I was like, no, I can't.

This ain't.

No way.

Of course they're.

They're small.

They're like.

I mean, they ain't that tall, man, they little b.

Jesus.

But that.

It fed their whole community.

And I don't know.

I mean, you just say a hundred people.

I bet if I don't.

I bet they're still eating the.

But they don't.

But I mean, like, they're not savages.

Like, they'll kill, right?

They kill, Eat.