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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle - Radio Drama Trailer
Trailer17th November 2021 • Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle • Deep Drag
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Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle is a serialized comedy, audio drama. Listen for free on your favorite podcast platform such as Spotify, Apple Podcast, Sticher, and Amazon Music.

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Narrator:

In the nineties, four ladies started a rap battle in a Manitoba correctional facility.

Narrator:

This is their story.

Cuddles:

Hey girls.

Miss Minj:

Ah Cuddles , that was quick.

Cuddles:

Lady Ping Pong just has the best products.

Cuddles:

My legs are going to be silky smooth.

Miss Minj:

What you got there?

Miss Minj:

A new razor?

Cuddles:

Yep.

Chartreuse:

Oh yeah, yeah girl, you gotta have them razors. You know, you can't have them old razors.

Chartreuse:

You need them new razor, like a real sharp one.

Chartreuse:

I mean them old ones going to chop out your skin, you know what I'm saying?

Chartreuse:

Got to be new, got to be new.

Cuddles:

And I got a new toothbrush.

Miss Minj:

Yeah, look at that.

Miss Minj:

That handle's a bit pointy, isn't it?

Cuddles:

Oh, I hadn't noticed. Miss Minj: To be honest, it looks a bit like

Cuddles:

somebody sharpened it.

Cuddles:

You're right.

Cuddles:

That's so weird.

Cuddles:

It kinda looks like a shiv.

Miss MInj:

Yeah, you don't say.

Chartreuse:

Well, you know, it's always good to have a toothbrush shiv.

Chartreuse:

You might be brushing your teeth and out of nowhere, someone comes up and tries to cut you.

Chartreuse:

You know, steal your shit.

Cuddles:

Oh, I almost forgot.

Cuddles:

I also got this new comb.

Chartreuse:

Oh yeah, yeah girl.

Chartreuse:

You gotta have a comb over here too.

Chartreuse:

Can't have too many combs.

Miss Minj:

You know, the teeth on that comb look a little pointy too.

Miss Minj:

Almost like a saw or something.

Cuddles:

You don't say.

Chartreuse:

Yeah.

Chartreuse:

You know, that is true.

Chartreuse:

You could cut a motherfucker good with that shit.

Chartreuse:

I bet that shit cut right through bone . Cuddles: Now that you mentioned it, it does

Chartreuse:

seem a little sharp for comb.

Chartreuse:

Lady Ping Pong's got them good products.

Chartreuse:

You know, just last week I bought some pink flamingos off her.

Chartreuse:

You know, they really spice up my cell.

Chartreuse:

Make me feel like I'm in the tropics...

Chartreuse:

tanning my butt cheeks.

Cuddles:

She always has what I need.

Cuddles:

Did I tell you I ordered a fondue set.

Miss Minj:

Cuddles!

Miss Minj:

Are you fucking serious?

Miss Minj:

Are you mental?

Miss Minj:

You've bought a whole bag of shanks and shivs.

Narrator:

Chartreuse's Epic Rap Battle is an all new, serialized, audio drama.

Narrator:

Listen for free on your favorite podcast platform, such as Spotify, Amazon Music or Stitcher.

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