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Thor Is on the Patio Table Again. This Is Not a Drill. This Is Tuesday.
Episode 9 • 7th March 2026 • Danes Delight by Yeti • Yeti the Great Dane
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In this episode, Yeti breaks down the 3 o’clock peanut butter bread routine with the precision it deserves. We cover fence strategy, gate diplomacy, the ongoing patio table situation involving a 150-pound Great Dane named Thor, and the quiet competence of Dingus — a 50-pound chow mix who simply appears when food is involved and asks no follow-up questions. Dinner outside follows. Everyone gets a bowl. The system works.

Cast:

• Yeti — Great Dane, narrator, fence enthusiast

• Spicey Pumpkin — Great Dane, gate diplomat

• Thor — Great Dane, 150 lbs, patio table optimist

• Dingus — 50-lb chow mix, appears when needed, asks nothing

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Great Dane, Great Dane podcast, funny dog podcast, dog humor, peanut butter dogs, pet podcast, Danes Delight, dog life, Great Dane content, dog routines, funny pets, San Antonio dogs

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