"Now hear this. Now hear this. On this week's episode of Kirking Off a small team led by Chief O'Brien has to travel to the abandoned Cardassian station, Empok Nor. The mission: to get a manifold for a critical repair while simultaneously getting your entire team killed... Shortly after arriving, Garak who is 'not a tailor today', gets all hopped up on Cardassian PCP and goes hunting for two Cardassian guards who've risen from their sleep tubes to reek havoc on our heroes. Will O'Brien be the chief engineer or will he be the veteran of Setlik III and go on a killing spree? Will the Starfleet security tag-a-longs display horrific weapon discipline and an obvious lack of tactics? Will Garak attempt to murder a fellow team member by thrusting a tool into his chest? I present to you, Empok Nor, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine."