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The proof is in the pudding, golly gosh,
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one of them has eaten more than enough
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pudding.
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It's Josh.
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It's Ned and Josh.
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Welcome to the Ned and Josh podcast for
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a Thursday edition of the show.
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And this is the part where we tell
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you that we're going to be taking a
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couple of weeks off while Ned's in Spain.
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Yep, next week's off, I'm in Spain, I'm
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having a holiday, I'm sorry.
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And then I come back and I get
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back I think on a Wednesday.
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I don't think we're doing that week either,
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just because it's going to be too hard.
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It's going to be too much.
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But, you know what, we've had a good
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run, guys.
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We did, what, three episodes in a row?
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Yeah, we did, right?
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And now we're down to two a week.
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We did a week and a half of
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work.
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You know what?
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I have decided, and I'm doing this now
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because, again, this is all in the past,
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but yet in the future.
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I've taken my mic with me.
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Oh, you are going to take your mic
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with you?
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We don't do a full podcast, but we
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do a correspond...
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Oh, no, it wouldn't be full podcast.
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No.
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It would just be like a give us
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an update.
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We do El Correspondo.
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Yeah, okay.
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I like that.
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I love that.
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, that's a gift.
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Isn't that lovely, everybody?
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God, I wish I'd miss it, though.
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I was going to say, I just stole
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victory.
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I stole defeat out of the jaws of
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victory just then.
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We were off.
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People were already getting used to the fact
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we weren't going to do it.
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Maybe I won't use my mic.
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El Correspondo.
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El Correspondo.
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Ned Bruado.
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Look forward to that next week.
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Some fashion choices have been ruined forever by
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the people who have decided to rock them.
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Okay.
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And there are differing levels to how...
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I think enough time has to pass.
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I'm saying all this because I walked by
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someone who was wearing like a one-for
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-one replica of Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses.
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Oh, yeah.
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And it is...
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I'm like, that is sort of been ruined
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because that guy was the...
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To say he was the worst, he's putting
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it lightly.
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But...
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Yeah, I know the glasses you're talking about.
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Every time I see someone wearing those glasses,
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I'm like, they're Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.
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Yeah, but what about those glasses was so
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popular?
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Because back in the day...
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Everyone kind of wore them.
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Like in the 80s and...
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Like they were everywhere, those glasses.
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Yeah, people loved them.
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Yeah.
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And it is like, it's the wire frame,
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usually gold, and it's almost like a clear
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aviator kind of.
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Yeah, it's a clear aviator.
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Yeah.
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I think it is probably...
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But like everyone from nannies to like young
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people used to wear them.
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I think the golden girls wore them sometimes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They were always wearing them.
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But I think...
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The serious serial killers themselves.
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Betty White.
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Betty White.
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Exactly.
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But I...
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Where the body's Betty'd.
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Have some respect.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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But I think enough time has passed.
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I think enough time has passed.
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I think enough time has gone past where
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it's like, I think if you were wearing
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it...
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Because when was he sort of...
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When was he getting about?
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The 70s and 80s?
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I think it was the 70s and 80s.
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I think if you were wearing them in
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the late 80s slash early 90s.
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Have you watched the Ryan Murphy show?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I haven't seen it.
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So you should know more about this than
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me.
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I didn't really pay that much attention.
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I was just like, oh my God.
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Yeah.
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Awful man.
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Yeah, it's awful.
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You awful man.
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And then it ended quite well.
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Someone smashed his head in with a weight.
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Spoilers.
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Well, spoilers.
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It's a Wikipedia page.
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You can go and read.
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It happened.
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So yeah.
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I don't know if you know where I'm
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going with this, but is there a time
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that is long enough that you could have...
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No.
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Yeah.
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No.
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Is the answer.
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Also because it doesn't look good.
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Like it's such a stupid look.
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I think that's such a big part of
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it.
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If you haven't joined the dots on what
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Ned's saying because you don't know...
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Michael Jordan had that moustache for a while
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though.
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Yeah.
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Do you know that?
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You know the moustache.
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We're talking about...
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We're talking about a moustache.
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We're talking about a moustache.
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We're talking about one.
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We're talking about a Charlie Chaplin moustache.
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Exactly.
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I'm not talking about Saddam's moustache.
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We're talking about a Charlie Chaplin moustache that
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was also pretty famously worn by someone else.
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A dictator also was like, you know what?
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Great look.
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It's never coming back.
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That is never coming back.
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And I think Michael Jordan...
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Because you know my...
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It's one of the weirdest things.
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And my granddad doesn't like...
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He doesn't like having a laugh.
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Yeah.
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It's why it's awful.
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He's a pretty serious guy.
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He's a pretty serious cat.
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I found a photo...
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Ironically, that same dictator has a lot to
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do with why he's a pretty serious cat.
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My family had to leave the Netherlands because
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the whole country was being invaded by a
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very hostile Germany.
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He's very, very serious.
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He moved to Australia when he was quite
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young because he had to flee the country.
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In his 20s, he decided to have that
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moustache.
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You are kidding.
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There's a photo of him with that moustache.
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Was this pre or post?
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Post.
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Yeah, that's bizarre.
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Because he moved here when he was quite
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young.
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Yeah, I was going to say your granddad's
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not 130.
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Exactly.
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He was very young when he moved here.
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And this photo is like, he's in his
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30s and he's just decided, yeah, a bit
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of that.
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I'm like, what in the...
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What were you thinking?
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No.
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What were you thinking?
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I think though, if Michael Jordan couldn't make
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it work...
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It can't work.
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It can't work.
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Because Michael Jordan...
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I don't know if there was a great...
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I think so, because there was a lot
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of other basketballs that were bald, but Michael
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Jordan was just like, I'm bald.
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What about it?
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Do something about it.
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You could palm my head and I would
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end everything.
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Actually let Bugs Bunny massage his bald head.
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It's very...
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It's nuts.
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It's nuts that they let him do that.
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That's how comfortable he was with being bald.
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But he was comfortable.
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Exactly right.
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Like George Costanza, always going on about how
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bald he was.
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Yeah.
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Michael Jordan never brought it up once.
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He was like, yeah, I'm bald.
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What of it?
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And if he couldn't get the moustache back
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and my Opa couldn't get the moustache back,
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it's not coming back.
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It's absolutely never coming back.
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I think you said it already.
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I think it's like, it just looks ugly.
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It's also...
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Like the Dharma glasses kind of look cool.
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And that's what I was going to say.
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As awful as it is to say, it
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probably is just because it's never going to
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look good again.
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I said the same thing about mullets though.
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I said, but then again, who knows?
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Who knows?
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Ned, we recorded this ahead of you going
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to Spain, obviously.
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See, see, see.
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So this is going to get confusing, but
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I want to ask you a question before
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you go.
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So I haven't left yet.
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You haven't left yet.
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Obviously, yeah.
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I have an inkling.
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I have a thought that I should probably
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give you some Ned and Josh stickers to
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take with you.
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Oh, okay.
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Now, I took some when I went to
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Japan and I found one...
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Vandalised their beautiful country.
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Well, no, there was a poll that had
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a lot of other stickers on it.
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And I added our sticker to that.
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I got lectured about that at work.
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What?
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Someone was like, well, so you put up
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some stickers, buddy, around Japan.
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And I was like, that was like four
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years ago.
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Yeah, but also...
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Because we reposted it on the podcast.
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Yeah, we did.
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And then that person thought it was brand
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new.
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And I was like, also...
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But they were on places that already had
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other stickers.
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Yeah, but I think it was just someone
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finally getting to confront someone who's done it.
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Oh, I can't...
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Because they're all pretty anonymous.
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And they always have our first names on
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it.
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And you can Google it.
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I think it even has a QR code
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on it.
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No, not all of them.
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But you can very...
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Like, we want you to find us.
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So we've made it very clear.
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And I think this person just sort of
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wanted to give me a what for.
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God, it's interesting now because that is exactly...
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This was the discussion I was going to
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have.
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Like, can I trust you if I gave
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you stickers with my name on it to
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put them in responsible places?
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What's a responsible place?
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Well, for me, when I went to Japan,
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I was like, obviously, I'm looking for...
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Straight pole.
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No cultural significance whatsoever.
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I want to make it a place where
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there's definitely other stickers.
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Or there's some graffiti or something.
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Like, something that's there that I'm like, cool,
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it fits in here.
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Not, oh my God.
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I stuck it on Godzilla's head.
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Yeah, I went to a temple.
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Like, this is so distasteful.
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Like, I was very...
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And that's kind of what I'm saying to
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you.
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Can I trust you to know what is
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something that is just not a place for
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a sticker?
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And maybe...
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I think so.
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At a minimum.
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I think so.
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The cheeky smile makes me feel no.
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I'm just excited now.
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I'm thinking about it.
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I'm really excited.
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You're going to Ibiza, aren't you?
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Not anymore.
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Oh, okay.
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I'm 31.
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I've got no business being in Ibiza.
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I'm like a toolie there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Like, I don't need to go to Ibiza.
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I don't think it is like schoolies, but
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I also might go.
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So, yeah, maybe.
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Depends how bored I am.
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There's got to be places that have stickers
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there.
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Yeah.
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I feel like that'd be fun.
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I think stickers are everywhere.
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I think that'd be fun.
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I think that'd be fun.
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What if I stuck it and this...
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It'd be there while the running of the
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bulls is on?
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Yeah, but people, like, very much die of
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that.
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Stick it on a bull.
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On a bull?
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Yeah.
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If I'm close enough to a bull that
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I can get a sticker on its head...
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Straight on its head.
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I'm dead.
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It's over for me.
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I've been bored.
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But what a good thing for the pod.
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I was going to say...
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Do it for the pod.
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Well, I do enough for the pod, all
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right?
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I was going to say, I could stick
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it...
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Like, I could try and find the scene.
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Can you...
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Because you sent me the scene...
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Is where I'm going from Tomorrow Never Dies?
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No, it's from The World Is Not Enough.
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The World Is Not Enough.
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I could go where that is and I
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could stick a sticker somewhere.
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And we could do a side-by-side
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for the scene.
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Is that culturally significant?
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I don't think so.
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It's a street.
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It's a museum, the thing that's in the
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background.
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What?
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Yeah, it's our museum.
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It's the Guggenheim.
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Yeah.
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It's the Guggenheim.
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Our museum.
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I'm not saying I'll stick it on the
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Guggenheim.
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I'll get arrested for that.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But I could stick it up the street.
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Yeah.
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I could stick it near the dog.
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Yeah.
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There's a dog out the front.
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El Pupi.
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I didn't know that.
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Yeah, there's like a flower dog.
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It's really cute.
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All right, well, let's give you some stickers.
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Let's give you some stickers.
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At the very least, I've earned some stickers.
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Yeah, you can have some stickers.
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I don't have them on me.
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I'll get them to you later.
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But yeah, you can have some stickers.
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Without looking behind the curtain, I leave tomorrow.
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When's that going to be?
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I feel like I'm not getting stickers.
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You'll get some stickers.
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I saw something online the other day that,
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well, it took me.
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It took me by surprise.
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It took my imagination and just ran with
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it.
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Sure.
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Kind of like a kid running from the
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wall with one of those retractable garden hoses.
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I just ran and ran and ran, and
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eventually I just went, dunk.
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Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
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For most people, you do have to stop.
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I had to stop.
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I didn't know where the end of the
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hose would be, but I found it.
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I didn't like the analogy to start with,
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but you brought it around.
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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I had to look at the thing of,
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like, where would I need to draw the
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line at coming up with an actual decision
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on something that is so hard to decide?
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It's like when people who love music are
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like, oh, what's your favourite song of all
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time?
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It's like, it's so hard to actually narrow
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that down.
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But this thing that I found on the
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internet was, if you could only adopt one
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movie or cartoon dog, and only one, which
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dog would it be?
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And I was like, how on earth can
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you work that out?
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Like, Scooby-Doo comes to mind.
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Clifford.
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Clifford the Big Red Dog comes to mind.
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Brian from Family Guy comes to mind.
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Snoopy.
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As someone I probably wouldn't want.
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No, Brian sucks.
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Yeah, Brian sucks.
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At best, he's annoying.
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At worst, he's the worst.
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He's the worst.
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Yeah, would you count Snoopy?
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Snoopy's obviously a dog, a cartoon dog.
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Yes, yes, yep.
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Would you count, or is this cheating, Cat
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Dog?
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Because you get both.
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Yep.
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Really?
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Would you count Dino from the Flintstones?
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No, he's a dinosaur.
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He is, but he's like a dog though.
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He is a dog replicant, but I would
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say, I don't think so, I don't think
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that tracks.
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Anyway, I had to think long and hard
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about this.
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Courage?
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I've put you on the spot.
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I've put you on the spot now, and
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I understand that, so I'll give you a
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bit of time to think by saying what
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I actually came up with.
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Okay.
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I really am thinking about this.
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Would you accept Crypto from Super Dog, from
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Super Girl and Super Man?
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Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
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He's never been called Super Dog.
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I probably wouldn't.
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I wouldn't.
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No, but- I wouldn't want him.
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He's in live action.
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That's terrifying.
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No, but I'm just saying, does he fit
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the category?
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Oh yeah, of course.
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Because he's in live action.
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Of course, of course.
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Because are we doing just animated dogs, or
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is it any dogs?
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No, movie or cartoon dog.
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Nice, nice.
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Okay, all right.
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But I know what mine is.
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It took me a long time to think
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about it, and there's an obvious answer in
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this, and then you pivot.
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And it unfortunately is the pivot I would
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do.
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You go Santa's Little Helper from The Simpsons.
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Great, well, bad dog, but great dog.
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But the dog he replaces it with, Laddie,
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like the best dog that's ever been.
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You would want Laddie.
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I think I would actually want Laddie from
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The Simpsons.
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Yeah, but you, appearance wise, not at all.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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No.
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But you are like Homer, in a lot
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of ways.
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Oh, sure.
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You would have the same problems that that
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family had with Laddie.
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Laddie was smarter than all of them.
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He would upend your life, because he's so
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superior to you in every way.
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I'm fine with that, though.
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You would start dressing nice.
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Actually, maybe it would change your life.
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Maybe you're like, I've got to impress Laddie,
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and so I've got to dress nice.
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I think it actually would lift.
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It would lift the whole family.
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The family's being held to a higher standard.
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What about the dog?
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I don't know why this popped into my
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mind, and I can't really even remember his
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name, so it's probably not a great example.
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Was his name Spud?
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No, Spike, I think his name was, from
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Rugrats.
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Oh, yeah.
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I always loved that dog.
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Spike was a great dog.
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I really liked that dog.
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Actually, yeah, Spike was a great dog from
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Rugrats.
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He was a really cool dog.
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Yeah, he was.
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I really liked Spike, but I probably would
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go with Catdog, because I loved Dog from
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Catdog.
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What about Sparky from Rocco's Modern Life?
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The Nickelodeon dogs are great.
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The Nickelodeon nailed their dogs.
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You know what?
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I'm going to the Nickelodeon pound.
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Just whichever one's there, I'll take it.
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I like that they're not in any kind
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of way they're not celebrities.
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They are at the pound.
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This is a crime I feel like you
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would commit.
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Okay.
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At the end of the day, a crime
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has been committed.
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Okay.
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So treat it with reverence at the same
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time.
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Isn't reverence positive?
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Yeah.
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Well, I don't know.
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I really don't know what reverence means.
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I mean, that's clear.
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Revenant, I know what that is.
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It's a movie with a bear.
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Yeah.
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Leo won the Oscar for it.
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Revenants.
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I don't know.
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Should we Google it now?
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I think we should, because you say it
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enough.
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Reverence.
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Reverence.
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I think it's having respect.
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In my mind, I say it like-
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Yeah, I know what you're trying to say.
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You need to give it respect.
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And I probably just should say- Let's
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treat it with reverence.
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No, not reverence.
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Reverence.
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Reverence.
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And you know what?
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Okay.
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All right.
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Here we are.
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Reverence means a deep feeling of respect or
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admiration.
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Oh, no, I am right.
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I am right.
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Admiration.
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Yeah.
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Mixed with awe.
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So, yeah.
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So, crime's been committed.
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Oh.
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Let's worship this person.
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They've done the right thing.
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But, quite frankly, and we talked about it
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the other day, Batman is technically a criminal.
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He is.
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He's a vigilante.
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But I would say he does a lot
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of good for Gotham.
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He does.
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The good outweighs the bad, but you can't
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take matters into your own hands.
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Yeah, exactly right.
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And that's what this person has done.
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And I can see a world where you
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commit this crime.
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They're at Burbank, which I think is in
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LA.
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Yeah, it is.
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It's where all the movie studios are.
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Ah.
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And they're at a movie theatre.
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Yep.
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Guy on his phone in the theatre.
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I don't know.
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I'm in my living room.
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I don't care.
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Yeah.
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I have never thought about another human being
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once and for even a second in my
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life.
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Yeah.
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We have a- I have to be
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on Instagram right now.
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Big problem with people who use their phones
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at the cinema.
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Guy was like, knock it off.
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Guy said this to the guy on the
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phone.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Turn your phone off.
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No, whatever.
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I paid for my ticket.
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I can do whatever I want.
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I don't care about anyone else but myself.
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So on and so forth.
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They went back and forth.
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No one did what they wanted.
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Guy, who was like, please turn your phone
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off, ended up pepper spraying the guy.
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Yeah, right.
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And then was arrested for pepper spraying someone.
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It's probably a disproportionate response.
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I would say you've gone a little overboard.
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And you've also pepper sprayed someone in an
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enclosed space.
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That means, in my experience of being pepper
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sprayed- Chemical attack.
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It means everyone's getting pepper sprayed.
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If you do it in a room-
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Did you say in my experience of being
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pepper sprayed?
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Yeah, I've been pepper sprayed.
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Have you really?
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By the police.
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Really?
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Yep.
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And it's not even a bad story.
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I could tell you if you want.
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Yeah, go.
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I was at a house party and I
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was only there because my friend was DJing
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and I had to help him carry in
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all the equipment.
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Yep.
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And we were in there and then it
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was a house party that got a little
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out of control.
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And the people that were at the party
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started spilling out onto the street.
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And then they started causing a ruckus on
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the street.
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And then I believe, from what I heard,
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was glasses started getting broken out on the
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street.
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Ah, okay.
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So the police showed up.
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And then because everyone was already out on
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the street and too many people had showed
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up, they were like, we need to disperse
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this crowd.
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And they just started- Yeah, we'll get
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that done.
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They came into the room and I kept
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saying to my friend Chris, we need to
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leave.
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And he was like, my DJ gear.
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I'm like, leave it.
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We need to get out of here.
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And not five seconds after that, a cop's
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arm came into the room and just went
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- Yeah, right.
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And then I was far enough away that
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I was like, oh, I'm fine.
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And I jumped out a window.
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Me and my friend Chris both jumped out
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a window.
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And not five minutes later, I was like,
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ah!
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Yeah, okay.
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And I was spitting and it was coming
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out of my nose and stuff.
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It really ruined my day.
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Don't text on your phone though, in the
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cinema.
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I mean, at the end of the day
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- I was going to say, I wasn't
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doing that at all.
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I forgot how this started.
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I was thinking if that's what he copped.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I take back the disproportionate thing,
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to be honest.
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If at the end of the day, the
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worst case scenario is you go like this,
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ah!
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You have a snotty nose and you can't
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really see.
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You will be fine, probably.
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Everybody paid the same 20 bucks, mate.
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Turn your phone off.
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Exactly.
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I think it's fair.
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Maybe we turn it to a vote.
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Who thinks this guy sucks?
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Pepper spray.
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Pepper spray.
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Get him.
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We're joined on the couch by Lenny, my
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dog.
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Yep.
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He's here.
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Don't move.
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He's got to stay there.
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Otherwise, he's going to go out of the
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camera shot.
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He's over here with me now.
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Hey, bud.
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Really?
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Guess who's not getting dinner tonight?
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No.
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Me.
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I'll give him dinner.
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Yeah.
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Because his comes in a bag.
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His is easy.
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I actually think about that all the time.
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I'm like, God, I wish my food came
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in a bag sometimes.
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I just like human chow.
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You've obviously not seen the microwavable meals that
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are everywhere.
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Yeah, but it's not the same.
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Every time I open one of them, I'm
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like, this is human dog food.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, it is.
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Sometimes it even looks like human dog food.
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I'm like, man, okay, whatever.
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Getting older is what I want to talk
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to you about.
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Yep.
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Sure.
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It's like you go through two puberties.
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First one, it's like, whoa, what the hell?
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The first one- I've got pubes all
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of a sudden.
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Yeah, it's a lot.
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There's a lot going on.
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And my voice is getting deeper.
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I can't hit my Sopranos the way I
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used to.
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This sucks.
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Is your Sopranos deep?
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No, Sopranos high.
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Oh, okay.
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Vibrato, no.
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Whatever, I don't care.
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And maybe, honestly, you know what?
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Maybe Sopranos is low.
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I don't care.
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You can't hit the high notes anymore.
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And then you go through a second puberty
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where everything just kind of drops.
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And I'm not necessarily talking about your genitals,
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but I am including them.
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But everything, your boobs drop.
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It's just gravity gets you.
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Your face.
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Your general mood.
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Drops.
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Your energy levels.
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Your eye bags.
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Drop.
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Drop.
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Everything just drops.
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Drops.
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So first thing, everything gets hairy, and then
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everything drops.
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Now, people try and combat it with Botox
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and surgeries and stuff, and sometimes I'm like,
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you know what?
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That's good.
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Sometimes I'm like, eh, a bit of a
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waste of money.
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Yes.
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Now, I don't know really what to do
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because I don't even know if there is
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a surgery for this, but it is sort
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of something I've started noticing that maybe you
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can give me your opinion.
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Okay.
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Maybe because I'm seeing it all the time,
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I think it's way bigger of a deal
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than it actually is.
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Lenny, my dog.
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Your dog.
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Yeah.
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On the couch with us.
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Sitting here with me right now.
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His mouth.
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God, he's looking at me like...
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What are you...
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Choose your next words carefully.
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His mouth has gotten way looser and droopier.
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Is he dribbling a lot?
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No, but his mouth is like...
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He used to have such a tight little
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nice mouth.
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This is getting weirder and weirder.
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Okay, and I will pull the ripcord.
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I don't want to get into that much.
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His mouth was like very...
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He was just like this.
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Is it like the jowls though?
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Like an old man?
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Like Harold from Neighbours?
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And you can see.
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I'm going to do it into the camera.
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You can see now.
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See how his mouth is just sort of
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like flopping out a bit?
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And on this side, it's even worse.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come here, Len.
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Come here.
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Come here, little boy.
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I'll show my camera as well.
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So you can have a look at it.
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Don't flinch when I do that.
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Don't pretend like I'm mean to you.
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Come here.
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Stop.
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Stop doing that.
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Stop embarrassing me.
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Stop embarrassing me.
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All right.
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So you can see like here, but more
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so on this side.
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Look at that.
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Oh, yeah.
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His mouth is just becoming a little floppy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And I don't love it.
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Well, can I get a surgery to get
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my...
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Can I get my dog looking hot again?
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I think you...
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Can I get a hot dog?
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I don't know if dog plastic surgery exists.
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I do know that there is something that
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dogs can get done.
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Did you know this?
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This is actually true.
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They put in fake balls into dogs that
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have been neutered.
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Yeah.
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A little fake nut.
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Yeah.
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Lenny just licked me in the mouth.
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Oh, my God.
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He just farted too.
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And he just farted.
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Oh, that is...
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This is why we don't have you on
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the couch, buddy.
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That is so rank.
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And I feel like if you go back
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to the video, you'll see much like Ralph
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Wiggum, you can see this exact moment of
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my heart broke.
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No, piss off.
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Go away.
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I don't want you over here either.
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No wonder.
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Come back over and snuggle in.
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I'm actually fine with you being all the
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way over there, Lenny.
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That smells like rotten eggs.
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Stinky butt, floppy mouth.
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This is really bad.
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You suck.
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Does anyone want a dog, actually?
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Well, that was the Ned and Josh podcast.
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Don't forget to follow them on socials.
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God knows their TikTok needs some love.
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At Ned and Josh.
