In this episode, Mike tells us about the HMS Terror and its ill-fated expedition into the Northwest passage in the Canadian arctic. He also tells us about ice mummies, and the circumstances behind their creation.
We also talk about future telepathy, the fall of Twitter and capitalism, and everyone's favourite topic – cannibalism.
Here's a rundown of the episode:
00:28 - Hello!
01:01 - Presented Piece - HMS Terror and Ice Mummies
13:34 - Discussion
46:56 - Where You Can Find Us Online
51:29 - Bye
Total Runtime: 52:11
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Thanks! See you next time - Mike and Zoe.
Hello.
Zoe:That was a weird Australian.
Mike:are you Australian?
Zoe:Hello?
Mike:Oh, hello.
Zoe:Good.
Zoe:A Hello
Mike:friends.
Mike:Not Food
Zoe:swim away.
Zoe:His story's a strangeness.
Mike:already
Zoe:already.
Zoe:It's an episode.
Zoe:Hold on.
Zoe:I've already said this.
Zoe:56.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Now the even numbers are gonna be Mike episodes things up a bit.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Cause we did our Halloween episode where we both presented
Mike:a bit and now it's my turn
Zoe:confused.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:So yeah, it's you.
Zoe:Do a thing.
Mike:Okay.
Mike:John Torrington was born in 1825 and oddly still looks pretty good for his age.
Zoe:Huh?
Mike:In fact, his corpse is a.
Mike:Despite being thousands of miles away from Egypt and thousands of years after
Mike:the reign of the Pharaohs on May the 19th, 1845, John was a member of the
Mike:expedition to discover a way through the Northwest passage in the Canadian
Mike:Arctic led by Sir John Franklin.
Mike:The passage had already been charted from the east and west, but never entirely.
Mike:The expedition was planned to last three years, and the ships were fitted with
Mike:steam engines, the first Royal Navy ships to have them along with screw propellers.
Mike:Iron plating was fitted for and aft on the holes to help them break through
Mike:pack ice and the decks were cross planked to help to distribute impact
Mike:This was Franklin's second attempt at the harsh Tundra after a failed attempt
Mike:in 1819 where he barely survived.
Mike:By eating the bodies of his fallen comrades
Mike:somehow undeterred by the possibility of a second course of cannibalism.
Mike:So John decided to go back.
Mike:Franklin was 59 at the beginning of the second expedition, during
Mike:which spoilers all of his crew would be lost to the bitter environment
Zoe:or his tummy.
Mike:I think he was looking for a second course.
Mike:A long
Zoe:Yeah, that's
Zoe:what exactly
Zoe:what I was gonna say.
Zoe:I'm like, he didn't care about the expedition.
Zoe:He was just hungry.
Zoe:Sorry.
Mike:Actually
Mike:little is known about the fate of the men that marched into the White
Zoe:see,
Mike:or indeed the two ships he took.
Mike:The HMS Aribus named after the Primal God of Darkness and Son of Chaos.
Mike:And wait for it.
Mike:The second ship, the HMS Terror which
Mike:kind of speaks for itself.
Mike:Really
Mike:Yeah, I know.
Mike:Still so much confidence
Mike:Honestly.
Mike:Going to the Arctic on ships named Terra and Darkness seems kind of like asking for
Mike:trouble, but it makes for a good story.
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:Well it is
Mike:Little documentation was ever found about the plight of the ships or its crew.
Mike:Probably because nobody really fancied, retracing their steps
Mike:into an almost certain death.
Mike:At least not for a while.
Mike:Anyway, John Torrington might be considered one of the lucky
Mike:ones in a grim kind of way.
Mike:Before the expedition reached what they assumed to be the mouth of the northwest
Mike:passage, John fell ill with pneumonia, which was made much worse by the fact
Mike:that their food on the trip came from tinned meat and the tins were in fact
Mike:made of lead, which led to lead poisoning.
Zoe:Oh gosh.
Mike:Torrington died before the rest of the expedition vanished, and they inured
Mike:John's body into the frigid permafrost nearly five feet down on Beachy Island.
Mike:Darlington's body was not discovered until 1984 by investigators looking
Mike:into the Franklin Expedition, and he was disinter with the blessing of his family.
Mike:Remarkably, John looked eerily similar to the day he had been
Mike:laid to rest over a century before.
Zoe:Oh my God.
Mike:His eyes though lifeless retained their milky blue.
Mike:His skin was yellowed and bruised, but decomposition had barely touched him.
Mike:He looked almost entirely intact, as did fellow Sailor John Hartnell buried
Mike:nearby, who still sported a chin full of stubble and long black hair.
Mike:Tissue samples were taken, and then both Johns were put back into the
Mike:permafrost and remained there to this day.
Zoe:Really?
Zoe:Oh my goodness.
Mike:The samples helped to confirm lead poisoning and added a few more pieces
Mike:to the puzzle On September the 12th, 2016, the Arctic Research Foundation
Mike:and announced the discovery of the HMS Terror in none of its Terra Bay off the
Mike:southwest coast of King William Island.
Zoe:Can Sorry, The, the Boat Terra was found in Terra Bay.
Mike:Yeah, I,
Mike:I
Mike:think I remember reading that it was, The Bay was renamed cuz it
Mike:was called something else in honor
Zoe:of
Zoe:the, Okay.
Zoe:Cause I was gonna say it's coincidence.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:What
Mike:What are the odds?
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Off the southwest coast of King William Island, it was about 57 miles, 92
Mike:kilometers south of where it had been reported abandoned, and 31 miles, 50
Mike:kilometers from the wreck of the abus, which had been discovered in 2014.
Mike:The ships had been last seen entering Bathin Bay in August, 1845.
Mike:A massive search effort was undertaken and during expeditions between 1848 and 1866,
Mike:it was discerned that the men were lost, if not the details of their ordeals.
Mike:Both ships had become icebound and were summarily abandoned, leaving
Mike:their crews to succumb to exposure and starvation while trying to trek
Mike:overland to fort resolution an outpost.
Mike:600 miles Southwest.
Zoe:Holy shit
Mike:I think the odds were ever not in their favor.
Mike:Sadly,
Mike:subsequent expeditions confirmed the oral reports of the local Inuits
Mike:that some of the crew resorted to cannibalism as evidenced by cut
Mike:marks on the skeletal remains of crew found on King William Island.
Mike:The British government gave up the shipwrecks to the Canadian government
Mike:who designated them as a national historic site of Canada and hid
Mike:their exact locations to deter, looting and help preserve them.
Mike:In fact, the ship was remarkably intact and evidence of ANCA usage
Mike:suggests that possibly some of the crew had tried to reman her and sail.
Mike:In 2018, the RES were gifted to the care of the Inuit Heritage Trust,
Mike:including all remaining artifacts.
Mike:Since then, the rec has been successfully 3D mapped and the
Mike:interior searched with ROVs.
Mike:A 2007 novel, The Terror by Dan Simmons tells a fictionalized account of the Lost
Mike:Expedition where the crew have to not only contend with freezing temperatures, hunger
Mike:and illness, but are also being stalked across the ice by a wear polar there
Zoe:Where polar no a wear
Mike:of it Yeah.
Mike:The novel was made into a TV series in 2018 featuring Jared
Mike:Harris as Captain Crozier.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:Jared Harris.
Zoe:He's the guy from
Mike:The Expanse.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And lots of other
Zoe:And lots of other things.
Zoe:He's good.
Mike:Yes, he's very good.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:We should watch it.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:I want to see a wear bear.
Mike:Okay, fine.
Mike:, but John Torrington is not the only well preserved body found in the ice.
Mike:There's also u.
Mike:From the Troian Alps on the Austrian Italian border, found in 1991 by
Mike:a German couple and said to be the holy grail of glacial archeology.
Mike:When Ursi was discovered, it was not apparent how old he was in part
Mike:due to the incredible preservation and also because people weren't
Mike:aware that bodies could be so well preserved for such long periods of.
Mike:It had been a warm summer and other more recent bodies had
Mike:been discovered in the thaw.
Mike:Apparently, if you go hiking in the Alps, there is a chance
Mike:you'll just stumble over a
Zoe:Yeah, I've, I've heard
Mike:frozen body,
Zoe:And
Mike:you know, bones and
Zoe:And you don't know how old they are.
Zoe:So some people are like, Oh, we won't report that because
Zoe:it's probably been seen before.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And other people are like, Oh my God, oh my God.
Zoe:Oh no.
Zoe:That's been there for hundreds of years.
Zoe:We know about
Mike:it.
Mike:So
Zoe:do you know
Mike:if you want to get away with murder, kill somebody in the
Mike:Alps or a high mountain range?
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Leave the body up there.
Mike:Maybe put it in mountaineering gear or something and then Yeah, there you go.
Mike:There's, there's a, a meme that always makes me laugh when it
Mike:pops up in my feed that just.
Mike:All the bodies on Mount Everest were once extremely motivated climbers.
Mike:So maybe just chill out a bit.
Zoe:Yes.
Mike:Once Uy was properly identified in part due to the copper acts with
Mike:him, he was found to be 5,300 years.
Zoe:moly.
Mike:And
Mike:his find became a media sensation.
Mike:And I
Mike:remember
Zoe:I remember that.
Zoe:Cuz it was like, Wow.
Zoe:Yeah, because didn't he still have some of his food in his
Zoe:stomach and stuff like that?
Zoe:They
Mike:could, Same with John Torrington he did as well.
Mike:That's how they found out he had lead poisoning.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Currently 250,000 people visit the museum in Bolzano, where Uy is exhibited every.
Mike:several
Mike:conditions need to be met For someone to become an ice mummy after death, they have
Mike:to be lost, so therefore aren't recovered.
Mike:For a proper burial, the person would have to die on non-moving ice,
Mike:which allows the ice to preserve the body without crushing it.
Mike:And lastly, the body would have to stay on the surface for initial freeze
Mike:drying before being encapsulated,
Mike:all while not being found by scavengers.
Mike:So it's actually quite uncommon.
Mike:The most critical aspect is the freeze drying as without this
Mike:decomposition would continue under the ice, which has been demonstrated
Mike:by the bodies of World War I soldiers from the White War battlefields in.
Mike:So these bodies are skeletonized with scattered bones, not ice mummies.
Mike:This is due to them having been inside moving glaciers, which
Mike:Pulver rises the remains and occasionally exposes them to the.
Mike:Archeologist, Conrad Spindler from Innsbrook took charge of the
Mike:investigation of Uy, believing that he had fled across the mountains from
Mike:the south in late summer or autumn.
Mike:Part of the reason they, they thought it was that particular period is due to some
Mike:of the flex of grain on his clothing.
Mike:And also a, there was some kind of like fruit, like a crab apple, or not
Mike:a crab apple, but something like that.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Basically they were like, well, those like ripen at the end of summer, and
Mike:the grain suggests kind of harvest
Zoe:Yeah.
Mike:Some of O'S equipment including a backpack, a bow, and a quiver, showed
Mike:signs of damage in a violent encounter.
Mike:Uy then died in a snow free gully near a pass.
Mike:He freeze dried, and then the snow fell and buried the site in its artifacts.
Mike:Later, a glacier covered the area and kept Uy hidden and
Mike:preserved for thousands of years.
Mike:Spiner's interpretation was not unanimously accepted by his
Mike:peers, but remains the official account of his story to this day.
Mike:Apart from the discovery in 2003 of an arrowhead embedded in his
Mike:shoulder, which shifted the cause of death from hypothermia to murder.
Zoe:Dun Dun.
Mike:Along with Uy, there have been other Ice Mummy fines, partly mummified remains
Mike:and artifacts were found on a glacier on a mountain in British Columbia in 1999.
Mike:The mummified person was called Cue.
Mike:Dan Cici.
Mike:I have probably butchered that, but I apologize by the local First
Mike:Nations people, which translates as the long ago person found.
Mike:Radiocarbon dating showed that they died between 1720 and 1850.
Mike:Current era.
Mike:Also, a large number of permafrost graves belonging to European
Mike:explorers and Wailers have been discovered in the Arctic.
Mike:Despite not being found in glaciers, the permafrost kept
Mike:them in pristine conditions.
Mike:Additionally,
Mike:people of the PA culture from the Al Mountains of Russia and Mongolia were
Mike:buried in wooden chambers that were then covered with large cans of stone.
Mike:The Cairns produced a cooling effect leading to permafrost forming
Mike:below and preserving the bodies, some of which date back to the
Mike:third and fourth centuries bce.
Mike:Some of the bodies discovered still had preserved skin
Mike:complete with elaborate tattoos.
Mike:Children sacrificed by the Aztecs have also been found on high mountain
Mike:tops in the Andes, having been freeze dried by the environment.
Mike:And Inuit mummies have been discovered in Graves, made in
Mike:rock shelters in Greenland.
Mike:So it seems if you wish to achieve immortality of a sort, your best bet
Mike:is to be freeze dried in permafrost for scientists in the future to puzzle
Mike:over you and the strange artifacts you.
Zoe:Well, Mi seems very interested by that.
Zoe:Yeah, absolutely.
Zoe:Um I have a a kind of a
Mike:Mm-hmm a kind of a
Zoe:thought, a kind of a
Mike:thought, not kind of a proper thought.
Mike:it's just
Zoe:it's a the starting of a So these people have been pretty much.
Zoe:Completely, properly preserved.
Zoe:How are they any different from the people who go into those like cryogenic, Freezy?
Zoe:Doar.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:Will they be able to be brought back to life?
Zoe:When, when like, you know,
Mike:when science kind of
Zoe:science.
Zoe:Catches up.
Zoe:Like those people in those pods, I mean, some of those people,
Zoe:they only freeze their heads.
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:And they seem to think that they'll be able, So why not old?
Zoe:What's his face from the mountain top or ugma flip with lead
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Well I think if you've suffered lead poisoning the
Mike:body basically can't recover.
Zoe:So.
Zoe:Well how do you in the, in the
Mike:Well, in the
Zoe:the future, in the future, anything is possible
Mike:In the future, possibly.
Mike:Who knows?
Mike:I mean, that would be an incredible thing, wouldn't it?
Mike:If you could bring back Zy
Zoe:from Yeah that's what I
Mike:5,000 years ago now and however long in the future it takes
Mike:to be able to do it, and then they just kind of rehydrate him and
Zoe:and He's
Zoe:like, Ah.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:he's, Oh, someone just fired hour at me.
Mike:me.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:He, he's like, he was dead like 8,000 years ago.
Mike:And then of course nobody would understand him.
Mike:Probably
Zoe:Probably True.
Zoe:is
Zoe:No, no, Because in the future they'll just be a, they'll, everyone
Zoe:will have a translator in their we won't communicate with words.
Zoe:And thoughts will be, you know, universal.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Okay.
Zoe:I don't know.
Zoe:I'm making all this up, but surely that's
Mike:Yeah, yeah.
Mike:I can tell, isn't it?
Mike:Is that how the future starts?
Mike:Is it So we're avoiding Blade Runner and we're going straight to Rehydrating
Zoe:What No, the thing is, no.
Zoe:What I mean
Mike:and future
Mike:armors, head in jars kind of thing.
Zoe:the future starts, like any kind of progress starts with a thought or an idea.
Zoe:So how do you know that hundreds of years from now they'll be like, re
Zoe:they'll be listening to our podcast.
Zoe:In their mind, Doar
Mike:in their mind.
Zoe:Do you know what, she hit the nail of the head right there.
Mike:Absolutely.
Mike:Yes.
Mike:I mean, honestly, if you think this podcast is gonna be around,
Mike:then
Zoe:Agnes Nut has got nothing on me.
Mike:Agnes, you'll have to remind me.
Zoe:So wasn't she?
Zoe:The the witch that prophesized everything.
Zoe:Good
Mike:Oh, I dunno.
Mike:I can't.
Zoe:can't remember what,
Mike:I can't remember.
Mike:Good os I've never read it and I've only seen it once.
Mike:Oh, so I just know that the series two's coming out
Zoe:out It is.
Zoe:It is.
Zoe:And I'm quite
Mike:and I found that out because of Neil Gaman on Masteron, cuz I've moved
Mike:from Twitter cuz it's a dumpster fire
Zoe:but I'm like
Zoe:Have the band not got anything to say about that?
Mike:I don't believe so, cuz the band aren't an.
Mike:True.
Mike:It's a completely different thing.
Zoe:I'm sorry, but if they suddenly made an app called Metallica, I'm pretty sure.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:They'd be like
Mike:are famously litigious anyway and have even sued their own fans, which
Zoe:I
Mike:right.
Zoe:I'm so disappointed in you guys.
Mike:but, Alright.
Zoe:How to make friends and influence
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:You've just derailed my train of thought.
Mike:Now I had something to say and now it's
Zoe:Was it about Twitter or
Zoe:Master
Mike:Yes, it was about Twitter.
Mike:So , so have you seen what's been going on since Elon Musk took over?
Mike:Just, no, this is just kind of, we're just riffing anyway, but
Mike:this is just current affairs.
Mike:Okay.
Mike:So Elon Musk bought Twitter for 44 billion, right?
Zoe:Yeah.
Mike:And.
Mike:One of his amazing ideas for making the company make money was to make
Mike:people buy their verified check marks.
Mike:So if you are a celebrity and you are on Twitter, you can get a little check
Mike:mark that says, Yes, this is that person.
Mike:Okay.
Mike:Like little
Mike:tick Yeah, that's right to say.
Mike:Yeah, this is definitely them.
Mike:You are absolutely interacting with whoever.
Mike:So
Mike:Elon Musk goes, Right, we're gonna make people pay for those.
Mike:Stephen King went on Twitter and basically said, I beg your pardon.
Mike:You should be paying me
Mike:like I'm helping to promote your company and brand.
Mike:And by being here, you know, people will come onto Twitter to talk to me.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And he's not wrong.
Mike:And he said that $20 a month, no chance.
Mike:If they, if they institute that as an actual thing, I'll be gone.
Mike:Like Enron was his quote, So Elon Musk tweeted him back directly
Mike:and went, Well, we've gotta try and make this thing make money.
Mike:How about $8 a And somebody else commented on that
Zoe:saying,
Mike:Twitter is the only place on the planet where you can see
Mike:a man worth like 780 billion.
Mike:Argue with a man worth 290 million or whatever.
Mike:They're both worth over $20 a month, which is hilarious.
Mike:Since then, it has gone bad shit.
Mike:So basically I, Elon Musk said, right, anybody can buy a blue check mark now.
Mike:So now you have an account called Jesus Christ, which is verifi.
Zoe:Excellent.
Mike:Not sure how that would work, but Okay.
Mike:Worse than that, there have been a lot of people, cuz the other thing
Mike:was he said if you have a parody account that doesn't have parody in
Mike:the name, you're gonna get banned.
Mike:Right.
Mike:Because we don't want people impersonating companies
Mike:or
Zoe:whatever.
Zoe:So Jesus Christ is okay though.
Zoe:He's obviously real,
Mike:apparently.
Mike:So he said, Right, if you don't have parody in the
Mike:name, you're gonna get banned.
Mike:But he removed the, the, the ability for people to change their names.
Mike:So how does that work if you haven't already got parody in your name and you
Mike:need it, but you can't change your name?
Mike:So the, I believe music artist, cuz I'm not young and I don't
Mike:know this stuff anymore.
Mike:Don't doja cat.
Mike:Is a thing apparently Person, Sorry, I didn't mean Thing is a person that
Mike:is an entertainer of some sorts.
Mike:Doja Cat went on and went, I can't change my name.
Mike:Please help Elon Musk.
Mike:And Elon Musk tweeted her back and went, Okay, you should be
Mike:able to change your name now.
Mike:So she changed her name to Elon Musk and put that picture of him
Mike:with the really bad, like hairline, and went Thank you Does she
Zoe:she get a tick too?
Zoe:Well,
Mike:She's already got a tick cuz she's verified.
Mike:But the, the best thing is there's a lot of people have been going on impersonating
Mike:companies buying a blue check mark.
Mike:So you've got things.
Mike:Official Coca-Cola Twitter account apparently saying if
Mike:this gets a thousand retweets, we'll put cocaine back into Coke.
Zoe:Oh my goodness.
Mike:somebody impersonated the Tesla car company and.
Mike:I'm gonna avoid one of the things they said, cuz it's really not
Mike:cool, but it's, it was, Yeah.
Mike:Anyway, but they, they basically said we're shipping loads of Teslas
Mike:over to Iraq because we are the best moving explosives in the
Zoe:industry.
Mike:Cuz obviously loads of Tesla cars exploded at one point.
Zoe:Oh gosh
Mike:There was somebody put a tweet from Lockheed Martin, the
Mike:aerospace and defense contractor.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Except obviously it wasn't Lockheed Martin, but it had a little verified
Mike:tick and said we're basically gonna not make weapons anymore.
Mike:Kind of Tony Stark style.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And the stock market responded by taking a chunk off their share value.
Mike:Worse than that was another company called Eli Lilly that
Mike:makes insulin amongst other things.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And obviously Bernie Sanders tweeted something recently that
Mike:said it's disgusting that their profiteering off what is an
Mike:essential medicine for some people.
Mike:And it has gone up by like 270% or something re in since
Mike:whenever
Mike:Somebody made an Eli Lilly account with a verified check mark and said
Mike:basically, insulin is now gonna be free.
Mike:30 billion came off their company's share value.
Mike:Somebody spent $8 for a verified tick and wiped $30 billion off their
Zoe:company's share.
Zoe:So now, could those companies actually sue Elon Musk?
Zoe:Because he's not, He's got rid of all of his security people,
Zoe:hasn't he like doing all the
Mike:kind of, Yeah.
Zoe:and say, You have allowed this slander to
Mike:happen.
Mike:Yeah This,
Zoe:this is on
Mike:This is hilarious because it's basically we're watching the fall of
Mike:capitalism in real time on a, a website that's just going absolutely insane.
Mike:So, yeah.
Mike:So I have moved over to Macon, which is a, a Twitter kind of alternative.
Mike:Which is much nicer and has a lot fewer trolls and has things like
Mike:you can put content warnings on your stuff and people will put content
Mike:warnings on for all sorts of things.
Mike:Like if they talk about religion, if they talk about politics, if they post pictures
Mike:of their cat, You know, anything that might trigger somebody, you generally
Mike:go, Right, I'm gonna put it under a content warning, and then people can
Mike:choose whether to look at it or not.
Mike:Nice.
Mike:So you don't get that kind of anxiety doom scrolling thing
Mike:where you just see loads of stuff
Zoe:like me and
Mike:everything's
Zoe:warning contains feet.
Mike:Exactly.
Zoe:Or like you could just search for all the potato
Mike:could just Yeah.
Mike:But Master Don is kind of weird in a, in a way cause it's all decentralized,
Mike:so there isn't one company behind it.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:People set up their own servers and their own instances and
Mike:then they all link together.
Mike:Now the other thing they can do is the admin of a server can look at
Mike:another server, another instance, and go, Actually they're talking.
Mike:Stuff that we really don't wanna engage with.
Mike:Like, I don't know, they just seem to be a bunch of Nazis or whatever.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And they can just sabotage with that server.
Mike:So if you find servers that are full of people being horrid and offensive,
Mike:eventually they can't talk to anybody but
Mike:themselves Amazing.
Mike:Cause they just remove all the links and go, Right.
Mike:We're not, we're not talking to those guys.
Mike:So they just become isolated and in, you know, insular.
Mike:So it's an interesting.
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:I'm not sure how, what it has to do with frozen people, but No.
Zoe:You know,
Zoe:all
Zoe:good
Zoe:can we talk more about frozen people?
Mike:I'll go on then.
Zoe:Well, you brought it up.
Mike:That is true.
Zoe:indeed.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Um Not sure I wanna say now I've lost my train of thought cuz about that.
Mike:What were you gonna say about frozen
Zoe:I dunno that's what I mean.
Zoe:I'm trying to think of it.
Zoe:Cause like it was there.
Zoe:I was trying to hold it in my brain while you were doing your
Zoe:thing and now it's just, I looked at and it flew out the window.
Zoe:So yeah, back to the expedition of terror.
Zoe:Have they plotted?
Zoe:Cause you said they found like other bodies and such with like marks So
Zoe:have they plotted and figured out like, you know, the journey of the
Zoe:boat ended up there and then like the people, cuz you said they were going
Zoe:like 600 miles south or whatever.
Mike:Well, they were trying to track over land to, to reach
Mike:the nearest
Zoe:then have they actually
Zoe:found
Zoe:Remains of all the people they were expecting to find or
Mike:No, no, no.
Mike:They're lost in the tundra
Zoe:So how do we know if they didn't?
Zoe:What if they did
Mike:Well, if they'd have made it, we'd have known cuz they'd have
Mike:reached civilization and somebody would've been there to tell the story.
Mike:The fact that nobody knows what happens to them means they were lost
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:What if they ended up.
Zoe:What if they fell over?
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Knocked their head
Mike:All of them in
Zoe:No, no, just the, the one, one that was left.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:Fell over, knocked their head, forgot who they were and what they were doing
Zoe:and they were found by some Inuits and
Mike:Could be, who knows.
Mike:But there are no Inuit stories about white Europeans turning up
Mike:and going, Can I live in your place?
Mike:It's cold.
Zoe:It would be cold as well.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Like, yeah, that's, It's like this guy going in for a second time.
Zoe:I
Zoe:feel
Zoe:like.
Zoe:Are you a glu for punishment?
Mike:I
Mike:think he obviously was
Zoe:was a glutton for long Big He was like Right then, lads, I know
Zoe:you're all a bit larger than the last group He was like, holding auditions.
Zoe:You're too skinny.
Zoe:Off you go.
Zoe:You'll never survive.
Zoe:You need a good.
Zoe:Layer of, of fat and muscle to survive the, and his air going,
Zoe:No, that's really disrespectful.
Zoe:I shouldn't have said that.
Zoe:Cause do
Mike:I think enough time has passed.
Mike:I think it's, it's not a kind of too soon thing on
Zoe:Where did he end up?
Zoe:Do we know where
Mike:he actually No, he wasn't
Mike:No.
Mike:So the, the captain was, was not found either
Zoe:eaten by the wear bear.
Mike:Maybe.
Mike:So it's literally the only people that were found from it were the
Mike:people that kind of died before.
Mike:The expedition really kicked off, or I think they said there was a couple of
Mike:others that were buried on King William
Zoe:Island.
Zoe:honestly, though the, the things that we did as people Yeah.
Zoe:Back in the day to discover and explore, like those boats you
Mike:Exploration was hugely dangerous.
Zoe:It's madness cuz like you see the videos now of like the big old ships going
Zoe:through the ice and they're all properly like, you know, modified, et cetera.
Zoe:And you've got helicopters going over 'em to make sure they're okay.
Zoe:And you can see 'em like cutting like up into the ice and then
Zoe:the weight brings 'em down.
Zoe:It smashes and all the ice goes.
Zoe:Yeah And like does that kind of crazy thing That
Mike:like But these these these ships were absolutely the height
Mike:of technology for their time.
Mike:They had, they had reinforced holes.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:The decks were cross planked to
Mike:help
Zoe:Well, yeah, exactly.
Zoe:I mean that's amazing.
Zoe:But they have have seen
Mike:engines and screw propellers and they still
Mike:got icebound Oh
Zoe:my God.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:So it's I know, and, and literally just to kind of map an area Yeah.
Mike:Really just to say, Yeah,
Zoe:Even if the Even if it was successful, they would've
Zoe:been gone for so long.
Mike:Well, I think the, the three years they said that, the, the initial thing,
Mike:now the, one of the weird things was I was reading a little bit more about it
Mike:and, and it'll be in one of the links that I post as the research links, but they
Mike:were saying that they had so much coal on board for the steam engine and blah, blah.
Mike:But like, it wasn't anywhere near three months worth.
Mike:It was like three years worth.
Mike:It was more like three months worth of coal.
Mike:And I'm like, What happens when the coal runs
Mike:out?
Mike:What do you
Zoe:the Furniture?
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:You clothes, What happens?
Mike:I mean, you know, it's, there's only
Zoe:so
Zoe:but this is another
Mike:in there that's gonna be any use
Zoe:days.
Zoe:Like if I said, Oh, I'm, I'm going down to London, I'll be back tomorrow.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Because I can get, or I could be back tonight because, or you know, cuz it only
Mike:takes
Mike:from
Zoe:you know And, and then if I wasn't back tomorrow, you'd go, Oh,
Zoe:I'm a bit worried Zoe, he's not back.
Zoe:Or if I wasn't back when I say, because I can get there and back in such a short
Zoe:time because travel has progressed.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Like back in the day I'm going to London, it's gonna take.
Zoe:You know, three weeks round trip.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Then it's like, oh, she's not back in three weeks.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Well, you know, a lot can
Zoe:happen in three weeks and
Mike:way to contact her either.
Mike:Cause you haven't got a phone.
Zoe:Exactly.
Zoe:But you know, if people are going, Oh, well, they'll be back in three
Mike:three Yeah.
Zoe:Oh, hold on.
Zoe:It's been three years.
Zoe:They're not back.
Zoe:And then you realize that actually two and a half years ago they all died and
Zoe:it's like, it's not like you can help
Zoe:'em Yeah.
Zoe:Yeah It's
Mike:like oh
Mike:that went
Zoe:bad It's this whole kind of, it's a really fine line between Bravery Madness.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And, and obsession.
Mike:And you know, you gotta think a lot of it was in a weird way,
Mike:the search for mortality because
Mike:Oh, yeah,
Mike:absolutely.
Mike:They were looking to make their name.
Mike:We were the people that
Zoe:and I mean, what they have.
Mike:Well yeah.
Mike:But for the wrong reason
Zoe:I say, but weirdly, it's, it's the guy that, you know, you'd think
Zoe:if it had been successful, it'd been like, Oh yeah, they did this.
Zoe:Oh yeah, he died on the way.
Zoe:Whereas now it's like, Oh my goodness, he's immortalized.
Zoe:Yeah, he's the amazing
Zoe:one.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:So it's weird to think about,
Zoe:Because I'm, I'm have a kind of a weird obsession with like the whole
Zoe:process mummification all of that anyway, cuz, you know, being obsessed
Zoe:with Egyptians from a very early age and also from a very early age, knowing
Zoe:that I didn't want to be cremated and that I wanted to be buried, even though
Zoe:I get really, really bad claustrophobia.
Mike:But you you're not gonna get
Zoe:claustrophobia.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:So get this.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:I, I know, I know.
Zoe:But listen, I get really, really bad claustrophobia.
Zoe:I hate small spaces, but I'm also obsessed with fire and a bit of apy maniac,
Zoe:but I would rather be buried in the ground in one, like altogether, right?
Zoe:Than be cremated.
Zoe:So it's kind of like this weird crossover
Mike:crossover Mm.
Zoe:Like the whole mummification thing.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:I'm not quite overly keen on the whole removing the insides and the
Zoe:brain through the nose, et cetera.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:But the whole kind of weird process that they have, the e empowering
Zoe:process is really intriguing.
Zoe:And just the respect they show they're dead as well.
Zoe:And as much as you say, Oh, well, don't know.
Zoe:But we don't know because
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:Yeah Yeah.
Zoe:You know I like that whole journey that the Egyptians have.
Mike:I mean, if you want me to pull your brain out, who
Zoe:No, no.
Zoe:I just said I didn't, I didn't want you to do that.
Zoe:And what I was gonna say, what makes you think I'm gonna die
Mike:die I,
Mike:It's, it's extremely unlikely.
Mike:I just meant in the, in the, in the strange, you
Mike:know,
Zoe:the
Zoe:strange
Zoe:Universe but yeah, I kind of almost like the idea of being freeze
Mike:idea Yeah It's
Zoe:kind
Zoe:but maybe not.
Zoe:Not like the whole scientific way.
Zoe:But that whole kind of, maybe.
Zoe:I feel like it's a bit Skyrim.
Zoe:Just take me up to the top of a really cold mountain.
Zoe:Pile a few stones
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:I'm, I'm not gonna do that.
Mike:I probably couldn't do that now.
Mike:I'm not gonna do that.
Mike:By the time we're older.
Mike:I'm not gonna hike up a mountain for you.
Mike:I'm
Zoe:I mean, we live in the fences.
Zoe:It's as flat as you get round it.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:And we never get snow.
Zoe:No.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:Yeah Um
Mike:I'll stick you in the
Zoe:fridge.
Zoe:I was gonna say buy a really big chest freezer and put me in like a storage
Zoe:thingy.
Zoe:And I'll write a little note first saying it's okay.
Zoe:I said you could do this , just put it on, pin it to my chest like you do with like
Zoe:little kids when you like, wanna give a note to the teacher, pin it to the chest.
Zoe:It's okay.
Zoe:I said it was alright.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:it's either that or one of those weird bags under a tree.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:I'm quite up for the bag under
Zoe:I dunno if anywhere around here
Mike:Quite expensive apparently.
Zoe:I don't care.
Zoe:I'll be dead.
Zoe:You can pay for it, ? No, I'll um you can pay for it in advance
Mike:Canton.
Mike:Wow, Great.
Mike:Good.
Mike:Yeah,
Zoe:you can pay for your funeral in
Zoe:advance.
Mike:that massive, extra money that I've got at the
Zoe:This is the thing though.
Zoe:I find it quite like, like it's unfair that when you die, everyone
Zoe:else has to pay for your funeral.
Mike:Well, the, the idea being is that you, you know, you have either
Mike:life insurance or something Yeah.
Mike:That would help with that, or you've put enough money aside.
Zoe:My grandparents have had their, like, they've had their plot and their
Zoe:funeral paid for, for literally years.
Zoe:Yeah, years.
Zoe:Like since I was a little girl, I can remember mum going, Oh yeah, they've
Zoe:already picked out their plots in the cemetery and, and paid for it.
Zoe:So,
Mike:Yeah but like when my stepdad and mum died, it, it came out
Mike:of whatever they had in savings.
Mike:So it ended up that the inheritance was an awful lot smaller
Mike:maybe we would've hoped for.
Mike:But, you know, I wasn't really hoping for much of anything.
Mike:So what I did get was a bonus.
Mike:there we go.
Mike:You know?
Mike:But yeah, there was, what was it I was watching the other day that was,
Mike:Basic, the, the basis of civilization is how we treat our dead.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:What was that one?
Mike:Were you watching that with
Zoe:me?
Zoe:No but I've heard it
Zoe:many many times before.
Mike:It's
Mike:like, but there was, there was basically a guy that was saying like, you know,
Mike:that that's the beginning of civilization is when we started to bury our dead.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:That's kind of where it all stems from, is, is.
Mike:Honor our ancestors and things
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:But then you've got places like body farms, which are like intrigue me as
Zoe:well.
Zoe:They're
Mike:Oh, that's what I was gonna say.
Mike:You don't fancy beam one of those freeze drive bodies that work where they take
Mike:'em all apart and like you show the nervous system and they have 'em all in
Mike:What you mean
Mike:glass boxes
Zoe:the body exhibition?
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:I don't think I'd like people
Mike:No,
Mike:with your As on
Zoe:display
Zoe:and
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:I dunno because like, cuz I went round the body exhibition Yeah.
Zoe:Back in the day
Zoe:and it
Mike:can't remember if I did or not.
Mike:I think I have.
Zoe:it was amazing.
Zoe:It was so, so interesting.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:But the whole time it was so, it's kind of almost on a par with the the monks, the.
Zoe:Cappuccino Monk people.
Zoe:The cappuccino.
Zoe:Oh my God.
Zoe:Yeah.
Mike:monks that are really
Zoe:into
Zoe:coffee.
Zoe:The
Mike:coffee monks.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Capuchin
Zoe:Yes, I know, I know.
Zoe:I dunno why I put the
Zoe:o
Mike:on and I, I still dunno why they were called Capuchin
Mike:there's a Capuchin monkey.
Mike:Well, the only thing I can think of is I think capuchin monkeys have
Mike:like a black bit that goes around
Mike:their head and then it's face, so it looks like they're wearing a, a cow or hood or
Zoe:or so Anyway,
Zoe:you know how when we went round there, I, we kind of, the whole thing was like, I
Mike:I found
Mike:this, This was in Rome, by the
Zoe:way,
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:So there's this, We did the episode on it, didn't we?
Zoe:In
Zoe:Minnesota Oh yeah.
Mike:yeah But a lot of people won't have
Zoe:heard
Zoe:Oh yeah.
Zoe:So
Mike:don't subscribe to our Paton.
Mike:If you do want to, I have a suggestion for you,
Zoe:Hmm.
Zoe:So basically, yeah, it's this it's a vault and it is home to literally
Zoe:hundreds,
Zoe:Hundreds, maybe thousands, I think in the
Zoe:end I I don't remember Of, of
Zoe:skeletons?
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:That were they were bought there, weren't they?
Zoe:Because they were dug up from somewhere else.
Mike:somewhere else Right
Zoe:And and they decorated the walls with them.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And things like hip bones were placed in like almost flor.
Mike:patterns and things.
Zoe:and like all the bones, basically they've decorated the whole place
Zoe:with, with skulls and all the, all the different bones of the body,
Zoe:but as patterns and it's almost like a kaleidoscope in some things.
Zoe:So you, it's, it's really beautiful, but it's.
Zoe:You kind of on this kind of seesaw of going, Wow, it's really pretty.
Zoe:Oh my God.
Zoe:It's all bones.
Zoe:It's really, really pretty.
Zoe:There are at least 200 skulls just there.
Zoe:It's really, Wow.
Zoe:That's a like really delicate.
Zoe:Oh my goodness.
Mike:That it just goes to show the resilience of art because humans can
Mike:make art out of anything, including other
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:So,
Zoe:What was the point of that
Mike:again?
Mike:I
Mike:don't know.
Mike:You started
Zoe:it.
Zoe:Yeah, but what did I start
Mike:with?
Mike:You're talking about the cap Monks.
Zoe:Yeah, but why I, I started
Zoe:talking about, oh my god,
Mike:Body
Mike:Ex exhibition
Zoe:That was it.
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:So, so the body exhibition was very much like that.
Zoe:It was like, oh, that, that there is so pretty.
Zoe:Cuz it was the nervous system and it's all like all these and it's
Zoe:like, wow, that's so intricate.
Zoe:That's.
Zoe:That used to be someone's
Mike:Yeah that's basically in me right
Zoe:now.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And it's like, but it, no, it wasn't that it's in me right now cuz that
Zoe:I could understand and go Yes.
Zoe:But it used to be in another person that was walking around that probably
Zoe:didn't realize it was gonna end up in an exhibition that thousands
Zoe:there was actually a whole section exhibition that was children as
Zoe:well, but that was like a an extra bit that they warned you and said.
Zoe:It had a triggered
Mike:Yeah
Zoe:and at the time I, I did, I went round it and it was intriguing but also
Mike:but all Yeah.
Mike:I will say for our listeners, if you do follow any of the links that I will put
Mike:as research links in this episode, be prepared to see some freeze stride bodies
Mike:including that of children and yeah,
Mike:so
Mike:if that's not your thing, avoid
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:But yes, it is.
Zoe:It's this kind of big reminder that the body is an amazing thing.
Zoe:And it's really resilient as well, and stronger than we realize,
Mike:and
Mike:yeah Well there's there's
Mike:don't there used to be an advert on TV where they were talking about
Mike:bits about the body, and I can't, it must have been like a healthcare
Mike:beeper or something like that.
Mike:And it was saying at one point, The human body can withstand impacts that would dent
Mike:plate steel, and they showed like rugby players tackling each other at that point.
Mike:But that's partly because it's softer and it can absorb the impact better.
Mike:But yeah, the human body can do incredible things, absolutely incredible things.
Mike:It never ceases to amaze me the things that people will do in the name of, you
Mike:know, art and gymnastics and dance and sport, martial arts and all sorts of
Zoe:So here's a question.
Zoe:If you were frozen Yes.
Zoe:And they were able to bring you
Zoe:back Yeah.
Zoe:What would be the first thing you'd want to ask?
Zoe:Or say?
Mike:What year is it?
Zoe:But how would you say it?
Mike:What year is
Zoe:it?
Zoe:you're gonna go?
Zoe:What year is it?
Zoe:What year?
Zoe:? No.
Mike:Probably not.
Mike:No.
Mike:Isn't that from Jumanji though?
Mike:When Robin Williams does it, what year is it?
Mike:What?
Zoe:from back to the Future, isn't
Mike:Oh, okay.
Mike:Well, it's probably both,
Zoe:Probably.
Zoe:There's quite a few films that it could be from.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Not, not like
Mike:Welcome to The World of Tomorrow
Zoe:Yeah,
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And then just start singing The Future Armor theme song.
Zoe:Okay
Mike:Yes what, what would you say then, what would be the first
Zoe:I dunno that was, I
Mike:when being revived?
Mike:A thousand years into the future?
Zoe:Our potatoes still a thing.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Probably
Zoe:be
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Can and
Mike:chips,
Mike:I'd be like, you know, have, have we finally had disclosure about aliens?
Mike:Well, Pete, did we figure out if Bigfoot was real?
Mike:All these kind of things.
Mike:Whatever happened to the crew of the Mary Celeste?
Mike:Do we figure that one out?
Mike:You know,
Zoe:I thought we
Mike:shot jfk?
Mike:Cuz by that time the files should have been released in theory.
Mike:Although they probably won't be, They'll just block that
Zoe:stuff forever Yeah
Mike:the name of National
Zoe:Security and then and then lose it, and then it'll be destroyed in a
Mike:a
Mike:because I sometimes think about the stuff I've seen in my life and it's
Mike:been a hell of a time to be alive.
Mike:Cuz we've seen things like the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Mike:Mm-hmm.
Mike:You know, we've seen the death of Royals.
Mike:We've seen recently we've seen the death of the Queen who ruled for.
Mike:80 billion years, I think.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Since the Paleo Zoic,
Mike:Betty White.
Mike:Betty White, as we've probably mentioned on this podcast before, was born
Mike:before the invention of sliced bread.
Mike:So sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:All the golden girls are reunited now.
Mike:Bernard Cribbins.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Just the other day.
Mike:Kevin Conroy died, who was the voice of Batman in the animated series and things
Zoe:like that.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:But, but some of the amazing things we've seen, like the rise of the
Mike:internet, you know, the internet wasn't a thing when I was a kid.
Zoe:Mobile phones
Zoe:iPads mobile Whole like just, Yeah.
Mike:Some of the stuff that we have now that we use on
Mike:a day to day basis and think
Zoe:the ability to to make a podcast and send it all around the
Mike:world.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Never really imagined I'd be doing my own weird little radio show when I was a kid.
Zoe:and people actually listen,
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:And they
Zoe:I
Mike:well Good grief.
Mike:What is wrong with you people?
Mike:? Zoe: feel I feel
Mike:like we should just end it there.
Mike:What's wrong with you?
Mike:People We're going
Mike:That's it.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:You can't possibly be entertained by this.
Zoe:It's Right.
Zoe:They're sleep now.
Mike:but yeah.
Mike:Some, some of the world events that we've seen and stuff, you know, in
Mike:our lifetime have been incredible.
Mike:And the, the massive acceleration of technology.
Mike:And then again, I'll say it for the people at the.
Mike:The US government have turned around and said, UFOs are real,
Mike:which absolutely blows my mind.
Mike:Still
Zoe:it is mad, isn't it?
Zoe:But, And no one seems to be too bothered.
Zoe:They're still
Zoe:bothered about
Mike:it and then it was just like, Oh, by the way, you know, here's
Mike:the, here's other things in the news, and we just kind of glossed
Mike:over it, and I'm like, No, hang on.
Mike:, that's huge.
Zoe:huge.
Zoe:Elon Musk is a lizard person who the aliens don't like and
Zoe:he knows they're after him, so that's why he is trying to escape.
Mike:You heard it here first, folks.
Mike:Elon, please don't sue us.
Mike:We haven't got literally got nothing, so just don't bother.
Mike:You can have our DVD collection
Zoe:if you
Zoe:like.
Mike:We don't which is, you know, I mean it's carefully curated.
Mike:There's a few bomb notes in there, but other than that, it's pretty good.
Zoe:bomb notes.
Zoe:Yeah.
Mike:I dunno, there's definitely a few iffy movies in there,
Zoe:but Are they the, It's so badest
Mike:There's only literally like a handful of movies that are so bad.
Mike:They're good.
Mike:And most of them are just so bad.
Mike:They're bad.
Mike:Like, for example, Ghost Rider
Zoe:which we d
Mike:own,
Mike:but we recently watched for a m.
Mike:Which is on
Zoe:page but that No, that's not so bad.
Zoe:It's good.
Zoe:That's a So bad is just terrible.
Mike:That's so bad.
Mike:It made me physically ill.
Zoe:Did you see the post I put up about watching Sharknato?
Mike:Yes, I did see that.
Mike:No, I've already seen Sharknato.
Mike:It
Zoe:You have not,
Mike:not Yes,
Mike:I have.
Mike:it together?
Mike:Yes.
Mike:Yes.
Zoe:I thought I watched
Mike:it on
Mike:my
Mike:own Cause there's an amazing bit where they're like waiting through
Mike:a car park or something like that in ankle deep water and then all of a
Mike:sudden you see a fin come along and
Mike:you Hang on a
Zoe:minute.
Zoe:That must be a flat shark . One of
Zoe:those really weird
Mike:a wng.
Mike:It's a type of shark that you get in Australia and it's like
Mike:a, almost like a flatfish.
Zoe:like a stingray.
Mike:No, more like a, a Dover soul or something like that.
Mike:But it's, it's not, it's a shark.
Mike:Both it's eyes are
Mike:kind of on the top, but they're not, they don't look like a dova, so it
Mike:looks like a Picasso version of a
Zoe:fish.
Mike:They
Zoe:does it have like a
Mike:that the Picasso Fish
Mike:mouth.
Mike:No, I mean they're not big.
Mike:They're like two, three feet long or something, and I think they're
Mike:bottom feeders, if I remember right.
Mike:But yeah, Wgan, nobody has ever heard of the Wgan apart from me
Zoe:People in Australia.
Zoe:Is he lying?
Zoe:can
Zoe:I'm
Mike:up
Zoe:look it up now.
Zoe:No, not right now.
Mike:You can go into Wikipedia and go Wgan and I'll
Mike:attempt the spelling for you,
Zoe:Okay, fine, fine.
Zoe:Let's do it.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:Let's do
Mike:Live Googling.
Mike:That's just what the internet radio show needs.
Zoe:can cut this bit out if you want to
Mike:go.
Mike:Oh might, well, probably won't.
Zoe:Warburg.
Zoe:Go.
Mike:W O B E G O N G, I think.
Mike:But I
Zoe:I Oh,
Mike:Ah, see.
Zoe:Oh, they do?
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:Boong is the common name given to 12 species of carpet sharks.
Mike:Carpet sharks?
Mike:Hang on.
Mike:Do we need to check our rug for sharks?
Mike:What's
Zoe:going on?
Zoe:Don't, because floor sharks are a
Mike:a thing.
Mike:They're not
Zoe:fan Oh my gosh.
Zoe:The nightmares I had as a kid.
Zoe:Oh my gosh.
Mike:this before.
Mike:What
Zoe:Can you see that
Zoe:It's It's like
Zoe:a big smiley face.
Mike:He's just happy.
Mike:Maybe we'll put the Wang on Instagram.
Mike:Make him
Zoe:face.
Zoe:These are amazing.
Zoe:That
Zoe:one.
Mike:or her or it, whatever.
Zoe:Gosh.
Zoe:Their mouths are full of teeth.
Zoe:Well,
Zoe:that
Mike:Well, most sharks are, That can't be a surprise.
Zoe:Look like a, A shy style.
Zoe:Kind of like circular thing.
Mike:Well that's a cookie cutter shark generally, isn't it?
Mike:Cuz they literally just cut circular pieces of flesh outta
Mike:things
Zoe:I know what a cookie cutter I
Mike:watched OCTs, I knew that was coming.
Zoe:I found them Yeah.
Zoe:And cuz, oh, they do always look like they're smiling.
Zoe:Oh.
Zoe:Such happy little
Mike:bits.
Mike:They're like the quacker of the ocean.
Zoe:Yeah, actually they are.
Zoe:And there is a picture, you've got all the pictures of like actual them and then
Zoe:it's the picture of them in the aughts
Mike:Yeah, I was gonna say our adult role probably know about
Mike:the Wgan, cuz she watched a
Zoe:I dunno if they had wba gongs, They had the, the huma hum a no no.
Zoe:There's a bit in the middle.
Zoe:I always forget.
Mike:Hum.
Mike:Was it like
Zoe:No, no.
Zoe:A
Mike:A a?
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Oh yeah.
Mike:That was a mouthful.
Mike:That one it right.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:Yes Yeah, it looks like they're wearing someone else's false
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Have you seen the pictures online where people have put human teeth in
Zoe:Sharp They're just
Mike:amazing.
Mike:Okay,
Zoe:we feel like we are totally off topic now, so we should stop, how
Mike:of that's kind of what we do
Mike:If you wanna stop, we'll stop
Zoe:Is it lunchtime?
Zoe:I'm hungry but
Mike:last time we didn't do any of the way you can find us.
Mike:No nothing.
Mike:No So I think we ought do just a quick roundup now.
Zoe:now Oh absolutely.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:I'm not gonna say just stop, but I think last time, cuz that
Zoe:was a terrible laugh by the way.
Zoe:Me and
Mike:recorded for eternity.
Zoe:It's cuz we both,
Mike:have it as my ring tone.
Zoe:Could you imagine if it's just me and you'll be like, I'm ignoring that.
Zoe:And it'll just be me laughing and laughing and
Mike:and laughing.
Zoe:and I'll record that one.
Zoe:Okay.
Zoe:So thanks for making it to the
Zoe:end.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Again, yeah, if you
Zoe:have,
Mike:let us know if you'd like to be freeze dried.
Mike:I mean, we can't help you, but just let us know
Zoe:Actually, to be fair, how people like preferences for
Zoe:death, not preferences for death.
Zoe:Where would you like to die?
Zoe:No.
Zoe:What,
Mike:I always think of the guy in in pitch black, where basically he's gonna
Mike:get completely eaten by the, the creatures and he's just like, I was supposed to
Mike:die in France, like, Oh, bless you.
Zoe:had you Oh, you had you organized that?
Mike:Yeah, he was, he had plans.
Mike:He was gonna retire to France drink wine and.
Mike:Not necessarily like immediately.
Zoe:but you know, the wine wasn't that bad.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:Yeah let's just, go the thing.
Mike:okay.
Mike:So you can find us on Instagram, instagram.com/stories of strangeness.
Mike:You can find us on Facebook at facebook.com/stories of strangeness.
Mike:There's a group in a page if you wanna talk to us in the group.
Mike:That'd be great.
Zoe:To us on Instagram as well.
Zoe:Send us
Mike:pictures.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Alert us to interesting stuffs.
Mike:We probably aren't gonna be on Twitter anymore cuz I'm abandoning that cuz it's
Zoe:I think we abandoned that a long time ago.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:If you would like I dunno why I speak so slowly when I'm trying If you would
Zoe:like to support us, we have a couple of different ways you can do that.
Zoe:Yep.
Zoe:If you would like extra content for your dollar or pound or
Zoe:whatever You right?
Zoe:I dunno.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:We have a Yeah, we do.
Zoe:I've
Zoe:completely forgotten the
Zoe:word Yeah, I could see Paton
Mike:like left your brain three
Mike:pounds a month or the equivalent in your local currency?
Zoe:Yes.
Zoe:You get an extra episode of us talking more random stuff.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:You can look at Time lapse videos.
Zoe:Oh, she
Mike:there she, got there second
Zoe:time
Zoe:ever.
Zoe:in two years.
Zoe:time lapse videos.
Zoe:There's outtakes.
Zoe:Oh my
Mike:god.
Mike:Lots of
Mike:outtakes Yeah
Zoe:So embarrassing.
Mike:and our Minnesotas range from things like.
Mike:Kind of similar topics to personal experiences of places we've
Mike:been or something like that.
Mike:We've done a couple of movie watch along commentaries for awful terrible movies.
Mike:Actually, what was the first one?
Mike:The
Mike:first one was right
Zoe:awful How dare you.
Mike:It's showing its age
Zoe:now,
Zoe:it is But anyway
Mike:And there are a couple of free Minnesotas, so if you
Mike:wanna kind of test the waters.
Mike:There's one on Irwin Saunder's, Pixie Hunter of YouTube, and I can't
Mike:remember what the other one is.
Mike:It might
Zoe:to go find out won't they Yeah.
Zoe:Also, we have a red bubble account, which we haven't updated in a little while.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:But you can, well, I mean, our logo hasn't changed.
Zoe:You can buy our random logo on random
Mike:things,
Zoe:and there's that load of other stuff on there as well
Zoe:that we've randomly drawn.
Zoe:I don't have said word random, hundreds of times.
Zoe:Random, round random.
Zoe:, you can buy our logo.
Zoe:And other stuff on
Mike:stuff.
Mike:Yeah Other
Mike:illustrations.
Mike:What we'd done did
Zoe:so if you go to Red Bubble and search for
Zoe:Mike,
Zoe:all one word and you should find us.
Mike:We also have a coffee account, so if you'd rather not sign up to
Mike:Pat for a subscription kind of deal, but think, Hey, you know what, I'd
Mike:like to keep them making stuff.
Mike:You can throw us a little bit of change on coffee.
Zoe:and basically I think the money that we're getting.
Zoe:We're hoping to put towards
Mike:a road trip,
Zoe:Well, a road trip and yeah, we just wanna get out there and do
Zoe:something that's not in the living room.
Mike:Yeah,
Zoe:So we also need ideas of where to go on our road trip.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Oh, I've got a few already.
Mike:But yeah,
Zoe:I mean, I've got that map that you got me,
Mike:that's all the
Zoe:which has, which has
Zoe:road trips
Mike:on it
Zoe:it as
Zoe:well
Mike:So
Mike:Yeah, we could
Zoe:can do
Zoe:that.
Zoe:Yeah.
Mike:Cool
Mike:One day.
Mike:Yeah
Mike:Out there.
Mike:I'm gonna have to look into how much a remote recording device would be.
Zoe:be.
Zoe:Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
Zoe:The money's going towards a remote
Mike:what I was yeah And fuel.
Zoe:And fuel and a car.
Mike:Yeah, we'll har
Mike:her
Zoe:I know.
Zoe:I know.
Mike:Anyway.
Zoe:Or we could take the train and then we can record on the train as we're going.
Mike:But you know, there'll always be somebody
Mike:like
Mike:next to you in the seat that just decides to have a full like volume
Mike:phone conversation or like kids on iPads, that absolutely screaming
Mike:volume that I have to deal with on my commute most days and things like that.
Mike:Yeah, maybe train isn't the best idea unless we go first.
Mike:We can annoy everybody in first
Zoe:class
Zoe:I think they're getting
Zoe:rid of first class is normally empty.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And I think they're getting rid
Mike:rid of it.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Cuz it's normally empty.
Mike:Cuz no bugger wants to pay for it
Zoe:Cause
Mike:you can afford to do that, why don't you drive or
Zoe:But the thing is, like, it used to be like
Mike:your own personal submarine.
Zoe:occasionally used to get first class tickets when I went from Bath home.
Zoe:So the, the bit from Bath to London, because it was like an hour
Zoe:and on how many stops there were.
Zoe:I'd go first class cuz you got a cup of tea and a sandwich and
Zoe:some biscuits and it'd be nice and
Mike:I'm gonna cut all this out, by the way.
Mike:Yeah.
Zoe:But
Zoe:if you bought in advance, it'd cost me nine pound.
Zoe:Right.
Zoe:Like for a first class ticket and it's like nine pound for a sandwich
Zoe:and all of that and stuff as well.
Zoe:Yeah.
Zoe:And then other days if I got like a normal one, it'd cost me like 40 odd
Zoe:quid and I'd end up sitting on the floor.
Mike:Actually, what I might do is just fade the volume down as you keep
Mike:talking
Zoe:have a blah, blah, blah.
Mike:saying we should go and then going, Hang on.
Mike:I've got four minutes worth of stuff to say about first class on
Zoe:trains.
Mike:Yeah.
Mike:Yeah,
Mike:That's it.
Mike:We're going now.
Mike:Bye
Zoe:bye.